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14783343 No.14783343[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

>getting served this after you try to an hero and fail
t-thanks...

>> No.14783359

>>14783343
>he wants a reward for his failure
I think it's appropriate.

>> No.14783362

>>14783343
looks like one of those "wifey Material" plates.

>> No.14783370

>>14783343
Chin up anon things get better. Not your food though, cooklet

>> No.14783380

thought that was milk steak and jellybeans at first glance

>> No.14783383

>>14783343
>fail
wow, good job. Not.

>> No.14783386
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14783386

>>14783343
Better get used to failure and the food

>> No.14783396

>>14783343
What's the grey thing on the plate?

>> No.14783410

>>14783343
stop wasting tax bayers money

>> No.14783415

>>14783343
Did you even try

>> No.14783421

>>14783343
>being such a failure you cant even kys properly
lol you probably popped 10 aspirins like a little bitch

>> No.14783427

>>14783343
How does one fail at suicide? Fall off a tall building you dipshit

>> No.14783437

>>14783343
What an obnoxious post

>> No.14783438
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14783438

>>14783343
Enjoy! They are the rewards for your attention seeking behavior.

>> No.14783463
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>>14783427
this but do it over a bridge instead so the street cleaners dont have to deal with your nonsense

>> No.14783476

>>14783343
Sorry it got so bad, anon. My thoughts are with you.

>> No.14783496

>>14783343
Wat did u expect an ice cream birthday cake?
Also that meal doesn't look so bad,
Also I'm guessing ur a tranny

>> No.14783512
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>>14783463
I hear survivors of the jump regretted it at lift off. Just proves nobody wants to die they just want to see if anyone would care when they are gone

>> No.14783552

Maybe eating that grey shit will motivate you to live on and eat some good stuff.

>> No.14783567

>>14783463
Who gives a fuck, just jump

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>>14783463
This kind of thinking is what gets you eating OP's victory feast.

>> No.14783578

>>14783343
Think of it as a participation trophy

>> No.14783582

>>14783463
Most of the time people jumping off bridges like that bust break a few ribs and drown

>> No.14783604

>>14783582
i highly doubt they dont break their neck if its that high up

it will be like hitting a wall

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>>14783604
lol, this one fat beefy guy fell on his ass on impact and swam to shore with no injuries, he said "i wanted to meet god but all I got was wet". the city sent him a bill.

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>>14783343
Imagine if you died and before you slip out of consciousness this is the last thing you see

>> No.14783720

>>14783657
>Come toward the light Anon, you have to fight, just look at me, I won against 10 strokes and 42 salmonella infections, come home, we'll have some of aunt Myr-
*flatline*

>> No.14783860

>>14783582
Drowning is fatal, fren.

>> No.14783877

>>14783343
where is this anon? and how much was the bill?

>> No.14783879

>>14783343
Cheer up, OP. It'll get better. Ignore these other cunts in the thread.

>>14783463
Is that from that movie where they filmed jumpers on the Golden gate Bridge?

>> No.14784073

The hospital where I work has really nice food.
I don't have any pics, though.