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14769406 No.14769406 [Reply] [Original]

These chips taste like shit, how'd they get so popular?

>> No.14769429

Mentally ill man children being taken advantage of marketing and out of control capitalism, aka soy boys

>> No.14769482

>>14769429
Aint gonna lie, the superbowl commericals is explicitly what made me start buying and eating these back in around 6th grade.
I was a child though, not a manchild.

>> No.14769524

>>14769406
>>14769429
>marketing
This always helps but it's mainly the isosceles triangle shape. Tortilla chips are naturally not this shape, but by making them that way Frito-Lay maximized the surface area for dips beating other competitors. There's a book on it.

>> No.14769540

>>14769524
Imagine believing this and not choosing the circular chad chip

>> No.14769542

>>14769524
But they taste like sweaty socks with seasoning

>> No.14769546
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14769546

imagine not realizing that other people have tastes that may not be the same as yours

>> No.14769667

>>14769546
Yes, I agree, but.

> man dingo shit is fucking scrumptious

> my dude that's literally dingo shit

> MUH TASTES IS JUST DIFFERENT

I'm not saying Doritos are literal dingo shit, but they are inferior to many things and have an oily filmy grossness to them that I doubt anyone would disagree with. But MSG, crunch, marketing, availability and literal addiction science have all been put into overdrive to make a lowest common denominator snack.

>> No.14769682

>>14769524
Who the fuck puts dip on a fucking Dorito?

>> No.14769693

>>14769546
there's tastes, and then there's taste

>> No.14769705

>>14769682
This wtf

>> No.14769713

>>14769406
I like them. Here we call the blue ones 'cool original' since we don't do ranch. And in some countries they're called 'cool American'

>> No.14769746

>>14769406
yes i love cardboard flavored with msg

>> No.14769760

>>14769746
This is 2020, only idiots believe the headache myth.

>> No.14769769
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14769769

>>14769760
NOOOOOO!! There is dangerous MSG in my favorite brand?

>> No.14769898

>>14769667
there's billions of people out there, i'm sure there's at least one person who enjoys the tastes of dingo shit
i mean, look at all the completely bizarre fetishes that exist

>> No.14770895

>>14769406
Yeah, doritoes went though a flavor change some time ago and now they all taste like a dead rat smells. Maybe they dumbed them down for indians or some shit.

>> No.14771280

>>14769769
Proof? you faggot wojack poster

>> No.14771289

>>14769406
It's an American thing, no one eats that shit outside of America

>> No.14771763

>>14769760
>eat MSG
>get headache
in b4 filipino cope