/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.14763506]

I don't eat sugar anymore, and I'm a vegetarian, so now when I'm hungry most of the time I'm just like, man, what do I even wanna eat? Like nothing even really sounds good. I used to always be holding myself back from eating. If you asked me at any particular moment what I wanted to eat right now, I'd know exactly what I wanted. But I don't anymore. I've got no real opinion on it. Well, I always want veggie chimichangas from my local joint, but that's unsustainably expensive on my nonexistent income. But as for stuff to cook or even snackfood, it's a big nothing.

[Anonymous No.14763518]

>>14763506
What an awfully bland style of diet. What can you even do, throw msg on everything?

[Anonymous No.14763525]

>>14763518
Nope msg gives me headaches sadly.

[Anonymous No.14763529]

>>14763506
Plants, vegetable and fruits contains plenty sugar.

[Anonymous No.14763540]

>>14763506
>stop eating sugar
>stop eating meat
>keeps eating carbs
Are you retarded? You're just going to keep getting fat because carbs are converted into sugars you fucking idiot.

[Anonymous No.14763542]

>>14763506
I keep a bunch of prepped vegetables in my freezer. I am not vegetarian but I really love vegetable soup. I will make vegetable soup from scratch and have it on hand in the fridge to warm up when I am hungry during the week. It's easy. you take 2 cups of aromatic vegetables, salt and saute them until they are soft in butter in a big pot. Then add 4 cups of the vegetables you want in your soup for the main focus (like spinach, potatoes, dried red lentils, mushrooms, and zucchini- or whatever combo you want) and a can of petite diced tomatoes (you can add tomato paste too if you want 2 tbsp- but you don't have to) and a carton of vegetable broth and bring it all to a boil, then cover and simmer for 30 minutes, toss some fresh herbs or dried if that is what you have. simmer another ten minutes and you have several servings of vegetable soup. You can even use small portions of cooked pastas as one of the cups of vegetables if you want. very good, and easy. Very cheap.

[Anonymous No.14763546]

>>14763506
eat fish and chicken and broccoli and spinach

[Anonymous No.14763554]

>>14763525
False flagging faggot. Not the real me, and MSG headaches are chain letter shit.
But no, I don't really like msg. At least, I put some on popcorn once and it was gross. Might try it in eggs.
>>14763529
By sugar I mean fructose. I limit the amount of fruit I eat, and vegetables contain very little fructose. But everything has labels, it's not like I'm guessing. I don't eat many vegetables anyway, I don't get why everyone assumes that.

[Anonymous No.14763555]

>>14763525
You sound like the most annoying faggot. You've worked yourself into this corner yourself for no reason and you can't even rely on yourself to do anything but complain about your self made problems. Stop making excuses.

[Anonymous No.14763564]

>>14763542
I've tried a few soups, haven't really liked them. Vegetable broth isn't very good, and I don't tend to like tomato based things. I really like potato soup, but I'm allergic to raw potato and nobody else will cut them for me because they don't like potato soup that much.
I should try more kinds of soup, but I've had very poor results so it's been discouraging.

[Anonymous No.14763566]

>>14763506
Do Aussies really?

[Anonymous No.14763572]

>>14763525
how many threads are you going to post this in

[Anonymous No.14763575]

>>14763506
>I don't eat sugar anymore, and I'm a vegetarian
why

[Anonymous No.14763577]

>>14763555
That's not me, nigger. Read the thread. And it's not a corner for "no reason". I don't eat meat because animals are conscious and I don't eat sugar because I used to be a fat faggot and cutting out sugar helped me lose 10 lbs so far and has completely stabilized my energy levels.

[Anonymous No.14763585]

>>14763506
Soup

Olive oil
Mirepoix
Mushrooms
Stock (your choice)
Cannellini beans
Finish with butter and parsley (or the herb of your choice).

As long as you keep the oil/stock/butter/herb parts, you can do this do any veggie and it will be tasty.

[Anonymous No.14763589]

>>14763577
hahaha you're still going to be a fat faggot if you only eat fucking rice and beans and other carb heavy foods you fucking idiot. maybe you should eat some meat to increase your test so you don't complain about not having any yummy nummies to munchy wunchy on like a fucking pathetic faggot kek

[Anonymous No.14763593]

>>14763577
>animals are conscious
Literally what does this have to do with eating meat

[Anonymous No.14763594]

>>14763540
I've lost 10 lb since I cut out sugar, and I haven't tried to eat less. Sugar is processed in the liver during fructolysis, which has deleterious effects on appetite and causes insulin resistance. I get hungry much less easily now and withstand it way better without being bothered.
>>14763575
I've mentioned the sugar, but animals are conscious. Do ketamine and think about it, you'll see what I mean.

[Anonymous No.14763600]

>>14763593
>anon helpfully demonstrates the alternative to consciousness

[Anonymous No.14763608]

shrimps are conscious now?

[Anonymous No.14763611]

>>14763585
>Vegan
>Butter

[Anonymous No.14763612]

>>14763564
if you have a sprouts, their store brand has a vegetable stock and a vegetable broth that are both very good. If you don't like tomato, leave it out. If you like potatoes and can't use raw, get canned potatoes. they are already cooked.

[Anonymous No.14763613]

>>14763506
eat cheese bro.

[Anonymous No.14763614]

>>14763594
Plants are conscious too
>Do ketamine
kek you should do cyanide you fucking druggy dreg of society. What a fucking loser.

[Anonymous No.14763615]

>>14763600
A doesnt follow from B. Animals are conscious isn’t new to anyone. We still eat them because we’re animals too. Are you religious? What do you think is going to happen if you eat something conscious or if you withhold it?

[Anonymous No.14763617]

>>14763589
>Stupid faggot, talking about eating on the food board
I've lost ten pounds, stay mad fags
>>14763593
Many mother pigs are kept in darkened barns and never see sunlight
>>14763585
I don't like beans. I should try to, because it would greatly expand my diet, but I abhor flatulence and dislike the flavor and texture of beans anyway.

[Anonymous No.14763621]

>>14763611
What are you talking about there bud

[Anonymous No.14763622]

>>14763611
He said vegetarian. They still eat eggs, and dairy. If he’s vegan, then he can use shortening instead of butter, but it won’t be the same

[Anonymous No.14763627]

Dude what
Spread some butter on bread and eat it
Food is fuckin' delicious

[Anonymous No.14763636]

>>14763617
>10 pounds
kek wow what an accomplishment you went from 600 to 590

[Anonymous No.14763637]

>>14763615
I'm not a bad person, so I don't want to torture and hurt animals for no reason. Not complicated, you're just pretending to be confused to be a dick.
>>14763614
Lmao conservative larp on this site is hilarious
>>14763613
I eat a lot of cheese, yeah.
>>14763612
Dude, canned potatoes is a great idea. Will buy.
>>14763608
Yes, always have been

[Anonymous No.14763639]

>>14763617
You say 10 pounds like it's a lot. I mean sure, congrats, good job. But losing 10 lbs isn't some godly accomplishment that can only be done with a super strict diet and immaculate will.

[Anonymous No.14763641]

>>14763589
Ignore the other guy, he's pretending to be me for some reason. My test is fine since I can grow a pretty epic beard. I just want to be vegetarian because it's healthy and the right thing to do and have stuff to cook and snackfood, but apparently that doesn't exist.

[Anonymous No.14763647]

>>14763525
What a pussy faggot

[Anonymous No.14763650]

>>14763637
Do you think a lion gives half a fuck if its prey suffers or not

[Anonymous No.14763651]

>>14763636
189 to 179 so far. Goal is 165. Wanna be thin thin.
>>14763639
It has been done with no willpower, that's the point. It's a sustainable loss because it requires no effort past the first month of kicking the sugar addiction. Counting calories requires work, this doesn't.
>>14763641
Stop falseflagging me fag it's annoying

[Anonymous No.14763654]

>>14763641
Vegetarianism isn't healthy unless you have an incredibly regimented diet that includes dozens of eggs a day and I doubt that you have the willpower to just eat unsalted fried eggs for two meals a day.

[Anonymous No.14763658]

>>14763654
Eggs aren't vegetarian idiot.

>>14763651
Hey jackass. Why don't you make your own thread instead of shitposting in mine?

[Anonymous No.14763659]

>>14763650
I think that lions are not as intelligent as people.
>Why don't you shit in your pants, anon?
>People with Downs Syndrome shit in their pants, and it doesn't bother THEM
>>14763654
Lmao I'm sure your mcdouble a day diet is much better for you
>>14763647
>he fell for it

[Anonymous No.14763665]

>>14763639
You can shave off 10 pounds by taking a shit, it's nothing to even mention as an accomplishment.

[Anonymous No.14763672]

Does anyone have suggestions for vegetarian recipes for people that don't have a lot of resources and are extremely bad at life in general? My kitchen is atrocious, oven doesn't really work right and is filthy.

The only thing I really make on my own is fried rice. I can just add veggies and eggs to rice and call it a day. Is there anything else that is at that level of stupid-easy? I have a ton of rice so I would love to be able to use it for something.

[Anonymous No.14763673]

>>14763658

[Anonymous No.14763675]

>>14763673
>tumblr
yikes

[Anonymous No.14763677]

>>14763637
trader joe's has a ginger miso broth in the soup section that is great for making stuff too. not all vegetable broth is mournful. I use it often when I make baked pork chops and rice. You could easily forgo the pork chops and bake rice with it. Or use some Mushrooms in place of the pork chops. BIG portabellas.

[Anonymous No.14763684]

>>14763659
Says the idiot asking for weight loss advice at a mongolian calligraphy synod. You're acting like going from 189 to 179 is an accomplishment when it isn't at all. Maybe if you swap to a 100% semen based diet you'd feel a lot better considering how much of a retarded faggot you are.

[Anonymous No.14763685]

>>14763675
Got it off /co/
>>14763677
Do portabellas have protein? I'd dig them if they did but idk if they do

[Anonymous No.14763690]

>>14763658
>Eggs aren't vegetarian idiot.
what? are you vegetarian or vegan, fucking make up your mind retard

[Anonymous No.14763692]

>>14763685
no you didn't because it would be a string of numbers if you did that you lying cunt, images don't retain the same filename when you save them

[Anonymous No.14763702]

>>14763684
Who said anything for advice? I don't need advice I just wanna complain and look for ideas of things to eat. I'm covered on weight loss strategy.
>>14763690
That's how you know he's a liar, follow along
>>14763692
Evidently they do, because I got that one off /co/ you massive fucking sperg

[Anonymous No.14763705]

>>14763659
>I think that lions are not as intelligent as people
Totally senseless. Most empirically verifiably intelligent people (choose the metric: IQ, success, whatever) eat meat. In fact, meat-eating is correlated with problem solving capacity within species. Meat eaters in general are smarter than grazers and other vegetarian species. In fact, the size of the human brain is hypothesized to be a result of having started to eat cooked meat.

[Anonymous No.14763709]

>>14763659
>lions aren't as intelligent as people
OK agreed
>Compares human consciousness to animal consciousness
???

[Anonymous No.14763710]

>>14763702
your new is showing

[Anonymous No.14763712]

>>14763685
yes, more than many other vegetables. almost 2 g per cup. Beans would have more. Budget Bytes has some good vegetarian recipes, I like her black bean burgers, I am not a vegetarian. they do have eggs in them https://www.budgetbytes.com/black-bean-burgers/

[Anonymous No.14763715]

>>14763709
Again, it's exactly the same subjective phenomenon. Do ketamine or take my word for it

[Anonymous No.14763723]

I can't believe everyone took OP's bait so hard and they KEEP falling for it

[Anonymous No.14763732]

>>14763715
>I took one philosophy course and now I understand metaphysics
Being in your head is the real torture here. I'm so sorry.

[Anonymous No.14763736]

>>14763659
>i-i was only pretending to be retarded!
fuck off retard

[Anonymous No.14763741]

>>14763712
See earlier comment re: beans. I guess I should train myself to like them
>>14763705
When did I say being vegetarian makes you smart? Are you literally retarded? My point is that smarter creatures have a greater responsibility to be moral than dumber ones you utter fucking trog
>>14763732
>I think this shit is complicated
How's it feel having that meat-industry sponsored Cartesian duality dick planted up your ass?

[Anonymous No.14763747]

>>14763736
He's been posting that in multiple threads as a troll. Lurk moar loser

[Anonymous No.14763750]

>>14763741
>meat-industry sponsored Cartesian duality
I guess I fell for the bait

[Anonymous No.14763751]

>>14763506
>I'm a vegetarian
stopped reading there

[Anonymous No.14763752]

>>14763741
>My point is that smarter creatures have a greater responsibility to be moral than dumber ones you utter fucking trog
But you were already explicitly proven wrong, when the fact is that the more intelligent a species is, the likelier it is that they eat meat (at least within mammals) because it is a more efficient source of nutrients but requires greater cunning to acquire.

[Anonymous No.14763759]

>>14763752
Why is what an animal does reflective of what an animal should do? The smartest animals (humans) are capable of the greatest amount of empathy and are the most likely to be helpful and kind to other species. The smarter creatures get, the less violent they are. Humanity has been growing steadily less violent since civilization began. Expanding moral circles.

[Anonymous No.14763764]

>>14763759
Humans in general might be the smartest species, but you prove that there's a vast range of intelligence within a species.

[Anonymous No.14763772]

>>14763759
agreed.

[Anonymous No.14763776]

>>14763759
>Why is what an animal does reflective of what an animal should do?
This is nonsensical question. I already asked you whether you were religious. There are no oughts. They way things should behave be is a linguistic confusion. Nothing in the world outside of manmade things have a “final cause”. Whether you eat meat or not, you will be a conscious-less husk once you die. You will not be rewarded for it.

[Anonymous No.14763787]

>>14763540
I can tell youre an American and a retard by your lack of nutritional education

[Anonymous No.14763791]

>>14763787
And where'd you get your divine nutritional education from

[Anonymous No.14763796]

>>14763776
The reward is avoiding the natural guilt that occurs from doing a bad thing, you stupid nigger faggot

[Anonymous No.14763797]

>>14763791
duh, the internet.

[Anonymous No.14763799]

>>14763796
>bad thing
what is a bad thing and why is it worth being guilty over

[Anonymous No.14763803]

>>14763799
>if I just sophistrate hard enough, people will think I'm deep
Are you 14?

[Anonymous No.14763810]

>>14763796
>natural guilt
Pathological* guilt. The majority of human beings eat meat and have been eating meat since prehistory. Abstaining from meat is the result of some unnatural metaphysical force that people learn (religion, moralism) or personal trauma at childhood.

[Anonymous No.14763817]

>>14763803
You have a belief that leads you to think bad thing is bad. What's "bad" is an arbitrary brain preference and you're basing entire aspects of your life around them.

[Anonymous No.14763828]

>>14763741
you can, I hated beans, they tasted like dirt until i started cooking my own. Now the only beans I don't like are kidney beans and brown lentils (red lentils are AMAZING though). Your diet is already limited as it is because you aren't eating meat, so working to enjoy beans will help. Try something like this first: https://itdoesnttastelikechicken.com/crunchy-roasted-chickpeas/ it's snacky too.

[Anonymous No.14763842]

>>14763585
>Mirepoix
carrots and onions have the MOST sugar of any common veg

[Anonymous No.14763846]

>>14763828
Chickpeas are different, I love those. They're a lot more solid than beans though, as far as I can tell

[Anonymous No.14763851]

>>14763842
I'm not THAT paranoid about it

[Anonymous No.14764575]

OP here. Had a black bean burger for the first time. Surprisingly good, much less "beany" than I had expected. Probably going to destroy my insides, though, so I'm not gonna be eating too many of them

[Anonymous No.14765155]

>>14764575
Nice, just don't put any msg on them or you might get a headache.

[cautiously No.14765331]

>>14763506
i'm like that too, OP. i felt better when i started eating wild grains and rice blends. you can find them in veggie steamer bags at the store. garlic and olive oil helps. if it's heart and filling, it's easier to look forward to it. also: frozen grapes

[Anonymous No.14765354]

>>14763506
Wait, are you saying that idiotic dietary restrictions take the joy out of one of the more pleasurable sensory experiences in life? Wow! Shocking! Who knew?!?

[Anonymous No.14765361]

>>14763637
Does these animals look tortured to you? They get ONE bad day. Actually more like a couple bad seconds. Which is much better deal than most humans get.

All industrial animals are treated like shit, so if you're not sourcing or producing ANY of your food, there is probably a good deal of animal suffering involved.

[Anonymous No.14765409]

>justifying eating animals by claiming you're no better than a lion
>lion lives a short, painful life
>i live in a comfortable house, have lots of good books and games, can think critically and derive profound joy by making the world a better place through conscientious action
>lion shits in the mud in the rain and gets buttfucked by fleas and flies
>you are not better than a lion
>but i am

[Anonymous No.14766886]

>>14763554
you realise not everything sweet has to be packed with sugar right? just eat stuff like raw tomatoes and bell peppers, super convenient snacks that taste like candy but are actually good for you.

[Anonymous No.14766920]

>>14763617
Soak your beans overnight and you shouldn't fart as much from them

[Anonymous No.14766934]

>>14765409
>having no idea what impact large scale agriculture has on flora and fauna
kys spoiled brainlet

[Anonymous No.14766938]

Make popcorn for snacking. Buy the kernels, put them in a pot with some coconut oil and salt them lightly when done.

Make roasted chickpeas in the oven. Drain a can, dry them off, toss with olive oil, salt, pepper, cayenne, whatever, then put them on a baking sheet and roast for 45 minutes.

Make tostones. Slice up some plantain into 2 inch rounds, fry them in a skillet until light golden brown, then take them out and smash them. Fry them again until as crunchy as you want. Salt them.

[Anonymous No.14766953]

>>14763589
you sound awfully butthurt lol

[Anonymous No.14766956]

>>14763506
Snacks:
popcorn, carrots, celery, peanut butter, pumpkin seeds, sunflower seeds, cheese.

[Anonymous No.14766958]

>>14763506
>>14763554
>>14763577
>>14763594
>>14763617
>>14763637
>>14763651
>>14763658
>>14763659
>>14763702
>>14763741
>>14763796
You're very angry. Have you noticed that? Everything out of your mouth is nigger this and faggot that. Not even very imaginative with your cursing. It's not very surprising given your current diet.

[Anonymous No.14766963]

>>14763506
faggot

[Anonymous No.14766972]

>>14766958
He's probably hungry all the time make him exist in a constant state of anger.

[Anonymous No.14766978]

>>14766938
>>14766956
All good ideas, but I eat all of these things already.
>>14766958
>tries to reply to all my posts
>can't even pick the right posts
Dumbass retarded niggerfaggot kys smhatda

[Anonymous No.14766980]

>>14766978
The seething continues.

[Anonymous No.14767001]

>>14766978
Well I just hope to get you to notice how angry you come across. It's better to get this thing out on the internet rather than in real life. But the best thing to do is get to the root of the problem. Maybe it has something to do with not knowing what to eat? Or perhaps your non existent income? Those are very big stressors. And stress can literally kill. So you might want to work on that.