Pooping foods

[Anonymous No.14760175]

Itt: post foods that make you shit explosively

The seeds to these things route out the evil from my plumbing.

[Anonymous No.14760198]

>>14760175
your dad's jizz via creampie

[Anonymous No.14760230]

>>14760198
thanks man. he's been taking it pretty hard since mom died, i'm sure he's grateful for you letting him bust in there

[Anonymous No.14760409]

>>14760175
I enjoy being humiliated and beaten up by homeless women. I pay em to hurt me sexually.

I want to be fucken consumed by cannibal pedophiles.

[Anonymous No.14760432]

>>14760175
coffee

[Anonymous No.14760451]

Cough Drops, Coffee and Cigarettes - my breakfast of choice.

[Anonymous No.14760474]

>>14760175
Kimchi, which is tragic because I love it but I can’t sit on the toilet all goddamn day
Szechuan food in general but peanut pork dumplings specifically
My girlfriend’s apple bread because she uses the whole apple and the seeds have a tiny bit of cyanide in them
Corn chips, oddly enough. I think it’s because they are high in fiber and deep fried and I don’t eat much deep fried food
Anything with TVP in it. It’s the one thing I’ll actually avoid because it’s not just monumental shits but also incredibly offensive gas. You ever puked from the smell of one of your own farts?

[Anonymous No.14760483]

>>14760175
You might have IBS. Blackberries are full of seeds and that exacerbates the condition.

[Anonymous No.14760496]

>>14760175
meth

[Anonymous No.14760512]

>>14760496
/thread

[Anonymous No.14760517]

Fuck I love berries

[Anonymous No.14760846]

>>14760175
Dates. Eat a whole bag of em or two, ideally deglets or something less sugary, and the next day you'll clear it ALL out.

or

Cocktail of High Dose Vit C + High Dose Magnesium

[Anonymous No.14760891]

>>14760175
Spinach. Makes my guts explode in a good way.

[Anonymous No.14761031]

>>14760175
Coffee, LIFE cereal, figs, jalapenos, garlic clove, apples.

[Anonymous No.14761171]

>>14760175
>>Be on a strict Keto diet for 90 days.
>>Eat a quart of premium quality ice cream.

Sit back and wait. I dare you.

[Anonymous No.14761179]

Get bagged, not jarred

[Anonymous No.14761184]

>>14760230
thats so cute

[Anonymous No.14761214]

Flax seed meal. Add it to oatmeal, yogurt, meatloaf and it’s like draino
Chia seeds are good too

[Anonymous No.14761216]

every time i dunno its like magic i have ibs and if i need to shit i just order 14 of these bad boys and eat them in 2 minutes. ill poop hard within the hour

[Anonymous No.14761225]

>>14760432
>>14760451
>>14760496
>>14760512
Based. Pair a cig or something that produces smoke from your mouth. A penis causing enough friction in yo mouth could definitely cause that. See the botscouts handbook with wood on wood friction for the proof

[Anonymous No.14761256]

>>14760175
Definetly milk

[Anonymous No.14761255]

>>14760175
Literally anything with copious amounts of grease in it, like fried foods.
Not only explosive shits, but explosive shits within 15 minutes of eating said food.

[Anonymous No.14761340]

>>14760175
I love blackberry season in England. You can be walking down the street and see those tasty dudes just sitting in hedgerows or hanging over fences. Instant snack.

Coffee is usually a good loosener. If I'm having gut problems things like lettuce and spinach goes straight through me.

[Anonymous No.14761397]

>>14760175
Beer does a number on me because I drink everyday after work( line cook). I find granny Smith apples and green grapes even it out a bit. Trying to switch to white wine and soda water.

[Anonymous No.14761889]

>>14760175
mf exlax is a hell of a drug

[Anonymous No.14761920]

>>14760175
Dried prunes or lot of raisins.
I'm quite skinny and it is almost comical how much my stomach swells after bag of dried prunes.
Beer works for me as laxative.
Jägermeister makes me go all out from both ends, needing to puke and shit at the same time is awful feeling.

[Anonymous No.14761928]

>>14760175
Coffee, a cigarette, and a spinach-banana-flaxseed smoothie.

[Anonymous No.14761933]

>>14761397
IIRC, green apples and grapes contain lots of potassium, which is what you're lacking after a night of drinking, and they help keep fluids in your body.

[Anonymous No.14761941]

>>14760474
>she uses the whole apple
Why?

[Anonymous No.14762013]

>>14760175
Tomatoes. Especially pasta with tomato sauce (the sort of thing boomers think is a meal) But it's not the good kind of satisfying sloppashits you get from drinking too much and stuffing your face with cheeseburgers, it's like my body is rejecting it and my guts are being dissolved from the inside.
It's always completely undigested when it comes out the other end as well, and I always feel horrible for hours afterwards.

[Anonymous No.14762124]

>>14761920
stop saying dried prunes

[Anonymous No.14762807]

>>14760474
>My girlfriend’s apple bread because she uses the whole apple and the seeds have a tiny bit of cyanide in them
wtf I used to eat those all the time

[Anonymous No.14762842]

Any chili, dry chili flakes is the worst offender.
Too much garlic.
Large amounts of milk followed by som acidic orange juice.

[Anonymous No.14763020]

Chewing tobacco and dip will make you shit like crazy. It's like Metamucil.

[Anonymous No.14763042]

>>14760175
Ruth Bader Ginsberg is dead. I can't believe it. I'm in tears now, I've been sobbing all day. Racism is winning. I'm going to double my soy milk intake and start bulking.

Get ready Drumpflets. This 19 years old male is trained by the BEST.

[Anonymous No.14763118]

[Anonymous No.14763123]

>>14761255
Huh fried foods clog me up

[Anonymous No.14763129]

>>14763042
Did you post in the correct thread anon?