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What do you think of this pizza?
My daughter made it.

>> No.14757724
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>>14757711
bretty good

>> No.14757729

>>14757711
cute/10
Unless she's an adult then she needs some practice and supervision before she hurts herself

>> No.14757733

>>14757711
you're daughter is retarded

>> No.14757741

>>14757733
more like retardent judging by that soggy pizza

>> No.14757746

>>14757724
It has salame and spiced sausage on it.
>>14757733
She's actually very bright.

>> No.14757771

>>14757746
Every parent says that. How old is she?

>> No.14757780

If she is younger than say, 13 or so, I would say it looks exceptional. If older, I'd think less than aforementioned but still eatable on all counts. Like that she used salami.

>> No.14757795

>>14757771
>paedo posting

>> No.14757811

>>14757795
Don't get weird. This is wholesome family shit.

>> No.14757821

>>14757711
Looks a bit crowded, but nothing serious. How was it flavor-wise, OP?

>> No.14757849

>>14757711
How did it taste?

>> No.14757859

>>14757821
>>14757849
It was too salty to be honest.
I didn't tell her that though.

>> No.14757888

Plot twist: OP made the pizza and is feeling a bit embarassed, but wants some praise.

>> No.14757895

>>14757711
Is she over 10? because if so then.... she might be "special".

>> No.14757905

>>14757795
not like he asked what color panties she wore while cooking.
So im gonna ask for him.

>> No.14757908

>>14757859
Big chunks of what looks like salami on there probably contributed to the salt factor.

Some notes for next time - less is more. Smaller chunks for the topping, a little less sauce, a little less cheese (for that size crust at least), but its certainly not bad

>> No.14757912
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How about pineapple pizza?

>> No.14757924

>>14757912
The more I look at it, the more repulsive it gets.

>> No.14757928

>>14757912
Too much pineapple, and is that fucking alfredo? The entire idea behind pineapple is to highlight/contrast the sweet acidity of the tomato sauce (and the salt of the ham if its on there), throwing it on a white pie is a mistake.

>> No.14757952

>>14757771
lol

>> No.14757965

>>14757746
>salami and spiced sausage
Excellent choices. Does she have a passion for cooking or is this mostly your encouragement?

>> No.14757970

>>14757711
Cooking pizza is fun because it's really hard to fuck up, you're mostly just going for style points. Would eat.

>> No.14757979

>>14757912
Oh come on! You cannot be serious!

>> No.14757993

i am a restaurateur looking for a head chef please have her come in and fill out an app

>> No.14757994

>>14757711
Cute

Is she 11?

Are you from.Ukraine?

>> No.14757996

>>14757994
What

>> No.14757997

>>14757912
Delicious

>> No.14758000

>>14757965
She likes to cook.
She wants to be a chef.
Hopefully she'll grow out of it.

>> No.14758001

>>14757711
your daughter fucking sucks at making pizza, bet you even helped her

>> No.14758004

>>14757996
Is she 11?

>> No.14758005

>>14757711
based

>> No.14758013

>>14758000
Why not support her dream? If she's still young this shows she does have talent as well as an eagerness to learn.

>> No.14758016

>>14758001
Let’s see your cooking, anon.
>and it all goes quiet in retard corner

>> No.14758043

>>14757912
kill it with fire

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>>14758000
Encourage her cooking skills, not so sure about the profession though.

>>14758013
Cooking because of your passion and cooking because of your job are two different things, anon. If you really love doing something, don't work in it.
t. former programmer

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>>14757711
fucking awful looking. fuck you

>> No.14758059

>>14758048
post some OC
you won't because you can't cook

>> No.14758063

>>14757859
Oh, well. It happens a lot when it's their first time making pizza. I'm sure it will taste better next time.

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>>14758016
better than your cunt daughters sloppa

>> No.14758081

>>14758000
Is she 11 or 12? Does she wears a bra?

>> No.14758082

>>14758067
>clumps of rice
>sauce not sticking to the meat.
LMAO.
You've been done by a fucking child, you retard.

>> No.14758086

>>14757996
Is she petite?

>> No.14758092

>>14758082
and his plates are fucking gay.
just saying......

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>>14758082
this image is you and your crackspawn in all fields. mostly you

>> No.14758100

>>14758067
Ugly

No egg

No sauce

No veggies

>> No.14758103

>>14758092
thats a reflection

>> No.14758106

>>14758082
>the day a fully grown adult gets BTFO by a child
Many such cases. Very sad.

>> No.14758109

>>14758100
its curry, the sauce is there the veggies are in the sauce

>> No.14758119

>>14758106
not at all. cope

>> No.14758121

>>14757888
shayamaladingdong:
it was the daughter posting her father's Lonely Man™ dindin for one (1)

>> No.14758122

>>14758097
Jokes on you, I'm not OP, I don't have a child.
I've done a number on you LMAO.

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>>14757912

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>>14758122
you really havent my food is unobjectively better than OPs pic lol

>> No.14758132

>>14758067
Looks like dog food, ever heard of garnish?
>that chunk of uncooked onion

>> No.14758135

>>14758122
Your food is still shit eddie

>> No.14758137

>>14758130
>unobjectively
Retard.

>> No.14758140

>>14758132
it tasted amazing. looks better than that sloppa pizza

>> No.14758146

>>14758135
Eddie has a kid though.

>> No.14758158

>>14758146
Oyea, forgot

>> No.14758164

>>14757711
Undercooked pile of slop. I don't think you can even technically call that a pizza. It's just ingredients jumbled together. Disgusting.

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>eddie is on /ck/
Enjoy him lads.

>> No.14758182

>>14758146
>>14758158
Why do you envy my superior parenting skills?

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>>14758121
Holy shit get the camera we're gonna be millionaires

>> No.14758190

You going to start streaming again eddie ffs

>> No.14758200

>>14758190
Most of my kit got burnt in the flat fire, seethelet.

>> No.14758211

>>14758059
you first

>> No.14758222

>>14758181
>>14758190
>eddie
who?

>> No.14758231

LMAO I've won this tread.
Many are seething.

>> No.14758249

>>14758222
>war veteran
>unintentional arsonist
>retard
>financially irresponsible
>mentally ill
Welcome to the force of nature that is Eddie.

>> No.14758253

>>14758200
serves you right for giving up the pirate life

>> No.14758258

pedos get the death penalty

>> No.14758262

>>14758146
>>14758158
The kid wasn't his.
>>14758067
Looks like something a Pajeet shat out onto the pavement, mate.

>> No.14758269

>>14758249
LOL, you envy my mental stability

>> No.14758322

>>14758122
Eddie?

>> No.14758340
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>>14757928
>contrast sweet acidity with something sweet and acidic
what did pineapple-plebes mean by this?

>> No.14758349

>>14757711
better cook than 90% of the retards that post here

>> No.14758382
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>>14758082
>>14758097
>>14758100
>>14758119
>shitposters who contribute no content to the thread

>>14758231
dumbass

>> No.14758460

>>14758340
>not putting lemon juice in your vinegar to get that nice contrast
Never going to make it

>> No.14758542

>>14758382
Get a load of this gatekeeping fuck, simping for the jannies.

>> No.14758947

what an awful thread

>> No.14759065

>>14757711
Post a picture of your daughter

>> No.14759070

>>14758947
thats what happens when you make people think of sexy children

>> No.14759081

a meat lovers pizza, nice

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>>14757711
you raised her well

>> No.14759377

Looks tasty and rustic

>> No.14759465

>>14757912
10/10

>> No.14759555

>>14757811
>>14757795

its a valid question
if she is 3 she did great
if shes 20 she need to find a new hobby

>> No.14760419

>>14757711
Nice digits

I would eat that, nice amount of cheese and topping, no fancy stuff

>> No.14760423

>>14757771
nice try

>> No.14760424

>>14758067
Is that dog food?

>> No.14760430

>>14759555
OP is Paris Hilton's father and she's just practicing for her next youtube cooking upload. Be fair man, she's had such a hard life. Totally.

>> No.14760436

>>14758092
based

>> No.14760449

>>14759555
even a 3 year old should be able to make a better pizza than this.

like this looks like it was made by a baby that can’t even walk yet

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>>14757711
I know a lot of "comedians" here are making sexually unpleasant comments about your daughters pizza but I think its lovely OP.

Lovely, like your sweet daughters unsupervised winking pink bare arsehole. Ready to be massaged with my tongue. Might put peanut butter on her nipples and let my show mice fuck her up bad, they're real nippy.

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>> No.14761746

>>14758542
Many such cases

>> No.14761992

>>14757711
your daughter is a whore I hope a pack of feral niggers rape her

>> No.14762065

>>14761992
That's nice dear.
Did I tell you Edna is back in hospital? Her fistula is playing up again.

>> No.14762073

>>14757859
You need to man up and give constructive criticism to your kid. All you are doing is holding them back from achieving greatness by lying to them to protect their feelings. Not saying you have to be harsh with it, but you really should tell them the truth. Give them tips on how to improve and then challenge them to make another one. Make it fun, but also make it honest.

>> No.14762105

>>14757711
Looks shit, if my daughter made that mess i'd tell her nicely to "up her fucking game" but would treat her with contempt for a few days to push the message home.

>> No.14762179

>>14757711
Put it back in the oven. It's undercooked

>> No.14763006

>>14758231
Eddie?

>> No.14763060

>>14757711
Your daughter will not attract a husband with such shitty cooking.
Beat her until she gets it right.

>> No.14763071

>>14757711
>My "daughter" made it.

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I think its a great try for such a young, soft, supple little girl with such adorable tiny nipples.

Encourage her OP. Cooking can be a lot of fun for children.

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>>14757711