/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.14757102]

This may sound silly, but are aphrodisiacs a meme or are they real? I'm going out on a date to a nice restaurant by the beach (so seafood is definitely available) and I'd really like to 'get lucky' when I get back to my place if you know what I'm trying to say.

So is it true that some foods create a hyperactive libido or something along those lines in the person who consumes it? Is it like pheremones? From what I can tell, something like Oysters is an aphrodisiac and the restauarant definitely serves them, but I know my date doesn't like shellfish at all because she got violently sick when she ate bad Clam Chowder as a kid, so is there some way I could sneak it into her meal? Could I ask the front desk to tell the chef to put Oyster in my and my date's dishes discretely? Or should I hope and pray that my date has to go to the restroom at some point during the date and then make my move by quickly mashing up Oysters in my own dish and placing it on hers and mixing it up so she is none the wiser? We're meeting at my place before I drive her there, should I insist she drinks a lot of water before we leave my place so the chance of a necessitation of a urinary release at the restaurant is at a higher chance of occurring?

And if there is any more info you guys have on more aphrodisiacs and how they work or howto put Oysters in my date's food, please let me know.

[Anonymous No.14757109]

>I know my date doesn't like shellfish at all because she got violently sick when she ate bad Clam Chowder as a kid, so is there some way I could sneak it into her meal? Could I ask the front desk to tell the chef to put Oyster in my and my date's dishes discretely? Or should I hope and pray that my date has to go to the restroom at some point during the date and then make my move by quickly mashing up Oysters in my own dish and placing it on hers and mixing it up so she is none the wiser?
It's surprising that you got a date in the first place.

[Anonymous No.14757120]

>>14757102
Mildly psychoactive things like chocolate could be an aphrodisiac because they just put you in a better and relaxed mood. For other things it might just get people excited to eat something that looks like a vagina or penis or semen or whatever but I don't think it actually does anything biologically, so mashing up an oyster in her food wouldn't do anything. Plus making people eat things without them knowing is a good way to eventually get into trouble of some kind and you shouldn't do that either. It's also kind of creepy like a mild form of a roofie.

[Anonymous No.14757130]

>>14757102
There he is official

[Anonymous No.14757165]

>>14757109
>t.

[Anonymous No.14757171]

>>14757165
Exactly, back to r/incel with you.

[Anonymous No.14757174]

>It's surprising that you got a date in the first place

[Anonymous No.14757302]

>>14757174
He didn't, you cant take anime to a restaurant.

[Anonymous No.14757305]

just put in viagra or some shit idk

[Anonymous No.14757429]

>>14757102
Maca works, do with that information what you will.

[Anonymous No.14757433]

>>14757102
Aphrodisiacs are mostly a psychological meme so if you sneak it in their food it probably wont do anything. They have to know they're eating it.

[Anonymous No.14757437]

Alcohol and nothing to heavy to eat.

[Anonymous No.14757523]

>>14757102
You're one very small step away from roofing ladies anon.
What a creep.

[Anonymous No.14757542]

>>14757171
Says the incel in denial

[Anonymous No.14757545]

>>14757523
shut up r3ddit

[Anonymous No.14757576]

>>14757102
Roffies are always a good aphrodisiac you could try those

[Anonymous No.14757594]

>>14757302
You sure?

[Anonymous No.14757598]

>>14757545
Someday you'll have to accept that not everybody is either a redditor or a rapist. What an epiphany you'll have that day, let's hope it's not on your death bed.

[Anonymous No.14757730]

>>14757594
This guy fucks! What a chad

[Anonymous No.14757813]

>>14757305
It goes in vagina you faggot.

[Anonymous No.14757838]

>>14757102
No i dont know what you are trying to say. Could you perhaps elaborate on what you mean?

[Anonymous No.14757872]

>>14757102
if I'm horny I just poke my wife in the back with my boner. works almost every time. don't worry about food just be intimate

[Anonymous No.14757927]

>>14757165
>>14757174
these fucking reddit fags letting a website live in their head rent-free

[Anonymous No.14757947]

>>14757102
Aphrodisiacs are real
The two best ones are money and status
If you make your date sick by hiding oysters in her food, she will not fuck you

[Anonymous No.14757988]

>>14757102
Aphrodisiacs are 98% bullshit: there is no food that is going to magically override someone's inhibitions and cause involuntary sexual desire.
However, psychoactive drugs like alcohol, GHB and other GABAergic drugs, and some stimulants, can provide roughly the same function (i.e. increased libido, "beer goggles", increased stamina and reduced perception of discomfort/pain)
also, you are absolutely a creep if you try any of this crap

[Anonymous No.14758587]

>>14757988
>also, you are absolutely a creep if you try any of this crap

[Anonymous No.14758634]

>>14757988
>also, you are absolutely a creep if you try any of this crap
A girl is into you or not. If she is, an aphrodisiac will help the night along. The best one is stuffing her face with non-american chocolate (unless you want her developing a vomit fetish).

[Anonymous No.14758655]

>>14758634
whats wrong with american chocolate?

[Anonymous No.14758663]

>>14758655
>Taste like vomit
>Wh-what's wrong about my spoiled milk chocolate?

[Anonymous No.14758692]

This is the one that works

[Anonymous No.14758738]

Why the fuck am I still here?

[Anonymous No.14758753]

>>14758587
What state are you in so I can watch the sex offender list for you

[Anonymous No.14758759]

>>14757594
>takes pillow out on date
>ignores her amd plays games instead

[Anonymous No.14758846]

Aphrodisiacs won't make someone who doesn't want to sex you suddenly change their mind and want to sex you.
The best aphrodisiacs can do is make someone who kinda maybe wants to sex you really want to sex you.
Most likely outcome is that the sex will feel slightly better than without.