/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.14754826]

Food Things You Do
That You Would Never Admit In Public

>Eating indiscriminate amounts of mayo with a tablespoon

[Anonymous No.14754873]

Eating an entire jar of peanut butter in one sitting. Dunno how I'm still so skinny

[Anonymous No.14754892]

>>14754826
you are a disgusting animal OP

[Anonymous No.14754922]

I scratch my balls while cooking and if I drop an ingredient on the floor I dont wash it.

I also let this faggot sit on the kitchen counter.

[Anonymous No.14755047]

For me it's keeping a bowl of crackers in the fridge

[Anonymous No.14755085]

>>14754826
I drink from the milk jug

when visiting others houses.

[Anonymous No.14755109]

>>14754826
that's disgusting

I cook my food without washing my hands sometimes just because I can't be arsed to

[Anonymous No.14755123]

>>14754826
Cumming in the pot when family’s over

[Anonymous No.14755125]

no im not gonna wash my hands every time i pet my dog

[Anonymous No.14755132]

I eat uncooked soup out of the can with a plastic spoon in the dark so when my roommate's friends or gf come over, they think I'm asleep and I can be left alone.

[Anonymous No.14755145]

>>14754826
lick the plate/bowl
would never do outside of my own home though

[Anonymous No.14755159]

>>14754826
I eat deviled ham about once a week.

[Anonymous No.14755202]

i actually sometimes attempt (((tasty))) recipes

i like cheese when i'm depressed okay

[Anonymous No.14755228]

>>14755132
I feel your pain anon

[Anonymous No.14755236]

I usually lick the salty margarine off the knife when I finish making toast or whatever. Not a lot though. The thought of this with ketchup makes me want to gag though

[Anonymous No.14755625]

I eat a lot.of meals with my hands. I don't have a problem admitting this in public but i just wouldn't do it when I'm out.

[Anonymous No.14756091]

>>14755228
>anal pain
?

[Anonymous No.14756169]

>>14755159
just about to eat a depression can of that on some hotdog buns i found in the freezer

[Anonymous No.14756172]

>>14755236
i do this with sour cream

[Anonymous No.14756177]

>>14755625
i have no issue picking a giant slice NY pizza and eating it but at home i use i fork (no knife though, not that much of a faggot. Just mash the fork through it until my hand get sore)

[Anonymous No.14756189]

I enjoy eating the salty crusty boogers I extract from my nasal cavities.

[Anonymous No.14756252]

>be me
>Eat mayo with a spoon
>Eat raw hot dogs
>Eat raw sausages(non precooked ones)
>Eat 5 day old potatoes
>Eat food even when it goes sour and kinda bad
>Combine literally anything with anything
>Mayo + Ajvar
>Cheese spread + mayo
>Eat from the pot

[Anonymous No.14756265]

I own and regularly wear an apron.

[Anonymous No.14756270]

>>14756189
me 2

[Anonymous No.14756279]

>>14756265
that's pushing it even for /ck/

[Anonymous No.14756332]

>>14754826
I think I am a literal germophobe.
This thread is fucking disgusting.

[Anonymous No.14756413]

>>14756189
>nit rinsing your nose every day

[Anonymous No.14756426]

My kitchen is a mess and I wait til there is no clean dishes left before cleaning the whole thing.

When I lived in a dorm I was also the only one who could cook out of 10 cycled roomates over 2 years. They all ate frozen pizza while I ate roasted chicken salads and spinach puffs and candied fruits.

[Anonymous No.14756566]

>sprinkling Lawry's seasoned salt directly on my tongue

[Anonymous No.14756578]

>>14754826
not heating up any leftovers

[Anonymous No.14756607]

>>14756578
People get so fucking mad when I tell them this

[Anonymous No.14756614]

>>14754826

i steal the fuck out of my room mates food when no one is around

small amounts. anything to sustain me and not spend any money. i'm a scavenger. also. they leave shit and buy shit and just leave it in the fridge for months letting it go bad. so if there is anything i want to eat, like some leftover ribs. i eat it and if they ask i just say it was moldy and i threw it out

[Anonymous No.14756718]

>>14756265
All it took for me was one completely grease stained shirt to start wearing an apron while cooking (most of the time)
It's not something to be ashamed of.

[Anonymous No.14756765]

>>14754826
this thread is really a breath of fresh air coming from pol, thx op

[Anonymous No.14756769]

>>14756189
Your immune system is stronger for it

[Anonymous No.14756819]

>eating in bed

I am a degenerate

[Anonymous No.14757212]

I drink the Worchestershire

[Anonymous No.14757217]

>>14756252
I think you have a binge eating disorder

[Anonymous No.14757232]

I cut my coffee with cocoa and my beer with lemon juice, because I want to be a big boy but also I am a moppet

[Anonymous No.14757246]

>>14756614
>should we do something about anon stealing our food?
>no I kinda feel bad for him, I think he's poor

[Anonymous No.14757281]

>>14754922
I never eat catfaggot food because it's common knowledge that you are all vile and unhygienic

[Anonymous No.14757486]

the grilled cheeses I make. I use olive oil to fry each side because it makes it really crispy and delicious. I don't add a lot, just a tiny layer to cover where i'm going to put my 'wich. i like chopping up chorizo, a bit of mayo and cheese in my 'wich.

probably loads of calories but it's easy and tasty

[Anonymous No.14757563]

I put ketchup on steak. I don't give a fuck about what other people think I am just tired of them crying like little faggots over how someone else eats their food. Just bitch bitch bitch. Should I fucking backhand you at the table because you put salt on your potatoes you stupid cunt? No because you like them that way. So why the fuck do I got to sit here and listen to you complain for fifteen minutes about how I like my food. Did you work to buy the steak? No you sat on your ass and played candy crush. Did you go to the store and physically buy the steaks? No you sat on your ass demanding I do the shopping as soon as I get home. Did you cook the fucking steak? Nope you just sat in the living room laughing like a jackass over retarded shit on youtube. So can I get one fucking meal where I eat the steak I worked for, bought, and cooked the way I like it you fucking parasitic femgroid NEET.

Fuck I hate women.

[Anonymous No.14757565]

>>14754826
>drink soy sauce from the bottle
>drink pickle/jalapeno/olive brine from the bottle every day
>1/3rd of meals are peanut butter on 2min noodles
>snacks are often 400-500ml cans of custard, consumed directly and entirely. pic related
not fat either, just love me salt

[Anonymous No.14757579]

>>14757563
>I don't give a fuck what other people think
>posts massive bitch fit obviously caring way too much about what others think

You're more like a woman than you think you absolute moron.

[Anonymous No.14757587]

When I was an autistic young lad, I'd drink the individual coffee creamers at restaurants.

[Anonymous No.14757618]

>>14755236
I lick knives all the time, even steak knives. Never cut my tongue yet, there's a knack to it.

[Anonymous No.14757736]

[Anonymous No.14757743]

>>14757618
I do that too, I find it not so much a knack as to not be a spaz, most people are spastic morons and shouldn't be around knives in the first place.

[Anonymous No.14757749]

[Anonymous No.14758337]

>>14757232
My favourite drink is cheap beer and oj and I don't give a fuck what people think.

[Anonymous No.14758399]

>>14757587
I used to do this on road trips. At every gas and rest station, I'd just drink a bunch of coffee creamers

[Anonymous No.14758426]

There's nothing I wouldn't admit but
>drink heavy cream like a beverage
>drink pickle juice from the jar
>eat handfuls of chocolate chips directly from the bag
>eat sour cream by the spoonful
>cut the moldy part off food and eat the rest even though I know there's still mold spores in it
>lick plates clean when I'm done eating, even in restaurants if the foods good enough
>lick knives clean
>eat my own boogers
All this makes me sound fat but I'm actually skinny

[Anonymous No.14758441]

>>14755132
Can you hear them wrestle anon?

[Anonymous No.14758488]

>often too lazy to get a cup so I tilt the bottle back and pour the drink straight into my mouth
>sometimes do the same with coffee creamer
>dip apples, carrots, and crackers right into the pb jar instead of using a spoon
>eat oats by the handful
>eat dropped food
>eat old food others won't so I don't have to toss it out

[Anonymous No.14758501]

>>14754922
Cute cat, hope you let him smell what you're cooking

[Anonymous No.14758594]

>>14756252
Yooo ajvar is tasty as hell my brutha ngl

[Anonymous No.14758603]

>>14757281
based

[Anonymous No.14758732]

>>14757565
Not had this since i was a kid. Fucking loved it. Hated the the rixe pudding though, vile?

[Anonymous No.14758796]

I just had KFC for the first time and now I feel like shooting hoops and reminding people that my race's lives matter
I'm not American

[Anonymous No.14758830]

>open bag
>cromch
I just eat the whole bag dry for dinner. Who needs cooking?

[Anonymous No.14758842]

>>14757587
>>14758399
If you put them in the freezer they become mini ice cream tubs.

[Anonymous No.14759186]

>>14756607
Not him but same.

[Anonymous No.14759191]

>>14754826
When I go get something to drink I break off a bite sized chunk of sharp cheddar off a block I keep in the fridge for the specific purpose of breaking off said chunks. I'm disgusting.

[Anonymous No.14759413]

I've eaten 6 pounds of grapes over the last week and Can't stop myself

[Anonymous No.14759423]

my grandma who couldn’t cook to save her life would make “pea salad” which consisted of uncooked canned peas, mayo and american cheese. add some salt and pepper and honestly the shit is so good. i know it’s disgusting but every once in a while i’ll eat it when no one’s around

[Anonymous No.14759683]

Back when I was al/ck/, every time I would get retardedly drunk and cook something that took longer than a few minutes I would end up ashing my cigarettes into whatever I was cooking once or twice on accident. I was never able to taste it though so it didn't really matter to me.

[Anonymous No.14759727]

I lick the stuff off doritos before i eat teh chip

[Anonymous No.14759773]

>>14756765
Niggers

[Anonymous No.14759779]

>>14758337
Its called a brass monkey

[Anonymous No.14759810]

>>14755085
monster

[Anonymous No.14759838]

>>14757246
lmao

[Anonymous No.14760244]

>Smoke while cooking(don't care if ash lands on food)
>Everything pickle jarred I pick with my fingers
>''that black pancake at the bottom of the pan is fond'' don't judge me
>marinate everything in soy sauce
>use half yogurt and leave the other half for 3 days, eat anyway

[Anonymous No.14760274]

>>14754826
I'll put some hot sauce on a plate an lick it up

[Anonymous No.14760309]

>>14759779
that's oj+40oz+vodka
beer+oj is just a redneck mimosa

[Anonymous No.14760366]

I dip frozen pizza in mayo mixed with hot sauce. I weigh 240 pounds at 5’11”.

[Anonymous No.14760376]

>>14754826
>plate
when i was sin high school and we had those class parties i would put "extra protein" in the mix

[Anonymous No.14760393]

I don’t wash my hands after I touch my wiener

[Anonymous No.14760632]

>>14758830
try uncooked soba noodles

[Anonymous No.14760914]

>>14756091
Not that anon but I'm not against

>>14756252
You have a problem anon. I slap mayo on absolutely everything but eating it spoonfull nope.

>>14756265
Absolutely basierte /ck/anon. Aprons are the tits. My girl was like "mUh yOu doNt nEed oNe" what a low human. I take cooking very seriously, not having an apron is a problem.

Also i cook/clean using gloves.
Also I don't wash dishes until they are full and stinky, then I randomly wake up at 3am and deep clean my apartment/kitchen.

It's so bad sometimes that i eat from aluminium foils and with my hands.
I have confessed father, lay your hand on me

[Anonymous No.14760918]

>>14758426
>drink pickle juice from the jar
my girl does that ugh nasty

>lick knives clean
wow anon you gotta go to church this sunday

[Anonymous No.14761070]

spoonfuls of balsamic vinegar

[Anonymous No.14761696]

I like cold baked beans straight out of a can with a spoon. Reminds me of my college years. Didn't own a can opener so I used to open them with a Kbar. I remember squatting nude on a tile floor in front of a hotplate debating whether to heat the beans and deciding cold was better.

[Anonymous No.14761719]

>>14754826
When I was a kid I'd just eat colby cheese straight from the block. Like those half moon shaped blocks of colby cheese. Surprisingly I wasn't fat, but holy fuck if I did that today I'd be incapable of shitting for a week.

[Anonymous No.14761727]

>>14761070

dude. i came here to say this. why is it so good??

[Anonymous No.14761733]

>>14754922
uwu

[Anonymous No.14761820]

>>14759683
Reminds me of my stepdad who would get drunk and make some kind of ramen noodle prison food.

[Anonymous No.14761832]

>>14757232
Beer and lemonade is actually a thing though. I've worked in a bar before and I've had people ask for a pint of beer with some lime or blackcurrant cordial in it.

[Anonymous No.14761865]

>>14757212
i do too

[Anonymous No.14761906]

>eating half a block of butter as I'm cooking
>Drinking thickened cream
>Drinking over a liter of milk a day

I would admit to all of these, I just really love dairy

[Anonymous No.14761925]

>>14761906
Based. Dairy is good for your bones boy
Now you just need some nice juicy red meat to make your muscles strong

[Anonymous No.14761937]

>>14754826
I eat spreadable liverwurst straight from the tube.

[Anonymous No.14761947]

>>14761832
IIRC, they actually brew a very syrupy low ABV beer in the south of the Netherlands specifically to mix through regular pilsner beers. Had the misfortune of drinking one of those fuckers pure once...

[Anonymous No.14762279]

I dip my fish sticks in fudge pudding like I’m having pregnancy cravings.

What once was an accident is now essential

[Anonymous No.14762305]

i have a sip of soy sauce if I want flavor without eating food

[Anonymous No.14762634]

>>14754826
you know them honey marinated chicken strips? i like to eat them raw, only small amounts tho since my body can't handle it.

[Anonymous No.14762665]

>>14758426
>still mold spores in it
no spores, you've cut them off, but hyphae yes

[Anonymous No.14762689]

i guess i'm pretty tame by 4chan's standards
what a deeply alarming thread
i usually tie a large towel or handkerchief around my neck before i eat
i like to get comfy before i can begin
i will do it in public, but not at restaurants, usually
i was just fine doing at uni, i kept a tablecloth in my backpack lmao

[Anonymous No.14762710]

>>14755125
absolutelyharam

[Anonymous No.14762744]

>>14760632
Oh hell yeah, I eat these things dry all the time. Sometimes I even sprinkle the flavor powder on the noodles, first. Great lil' snack.

[Anonymous No.14762759]

>>14758830
>7 over cups when cooked

[Anonymous No.14762916]

>>14760914
thanks for the alu foil tip, I will ball them up and throw them on the roof after

[Anonymous No.14762930]

>>14760632
i remember my mom packing me blocks of dry noodles for a snack at school. been a while since i had them like that. do you think you could eat konjac noodles like that as well and get a similar effect?

[Anonymous No.14762931]

I currently have a molded over stew pot on the counter. The lid is on so it's fine.

[Anonymous No.14762936]

>>14757587
Austin?

[Anonymous No.14763409]

>>14761070
Oh fuck I would vomit immediately, I hate balsamic vinegar

[Anonymous No.14763666]

>>14757563
Be nice to your mom anon

[Anonymous No.14763737]

>>14756426
>My kitchen is a mess and I wait til there is no clean dishes left before cleaning the whole thing.
I do the same with clothes

[Anonymous No.14763856]

>>14758488
Carrot with peanutbutter is good?

[Anonymous No.14763861]

While I'm standing with the fridge door open I sample my condiments.
Like I'll poor a little worcestershire sauce or balsamic vinegar in my hand and lick it.
>>14755236
I do this with absolutely anything I spread or prepare.
Unless it has raw meat I put it in my mouth before I wash it.

[Anonymous No.14764068]

>>14757563
She's right though. The way you like your steak is just wrong. If you said

> I like my hot dogs smothered in vinegary shit

I'd say you're eating them wrong too.

[Anonymous No.14764217]

>>14754826
I dip my soft tacos in ketchup

[Anonymous No.14764547]

Put a large amount of sweet beans on rice.

Put a lot of mayonnaise on rice.

[Anonymous No.14764865]

>>14762936
>tfw sibling named austin did this
who are you

[Anonymous No.14764937]

Sometimes I'll pour myself a shotglass full of Worcestershire sauce and just sip it.

[Anonymous No.14764983]

>>14754826
fucking myself in the ass with a cucumber as a teenager and then throwing it into the neighbors yard. their dog ate it.

[Anonymous No.14765006]

>>14763409
just balsamic vinegar or all vinegar

[Anonymous No.14766511]

>>14754826
Pic related is me most nights

[Anonymous No.14766670]

>>14755145
I did that when I was living by myself. Especially if I ate a pasta dish.

[Anonymous No.14766683]

>>14756578
>>14756607
>>14759186
I mean you cook it to safe temperature that will kill anything that can cause you immediate illness, then you drop the temperature to a point where there is minimal microbial growth. When you eat it from the fridge and starts to heat up via body temperature, you're killing off whatever could only grow in colder temperatures.
Only thing you should watch out for is if you left rice out for a long time and then refrigerated it though.

[Anonymous No.14766739]

>>14757486
How is eating olive oil controversial are you trying to fat sham me bruv

[Anonymous No.14766741]

>>14757563
>Fuck I hate women.
Sperg.

[Anonymous No.14766792]

>>14755132
Get on my level.
When I was in college I sound-proofed my entire room with styrofoam (tested it when no one was around) and acquired a small fridge, an electric cooking plate and a microwave, all second hand. My room’s only window was, for better or worse, very close to the buildings trash area so I eventually figured out how to lower my trash bags, including my piss jars and poop bags, out the window and silently swing it onto the other trash at 3am so no one could see.

[Anonymous No.14767919]

I eat pork liver paté with a spoon like it's chocolate pudding

[Anonymous No.14767975]

>>14754826
Ate fruit and vegetables in the missionary position

[Anonymous No.14768032]

I squeeze condensed milk directly into my mouth

[Anonymous No.14768812]

>>14768032
never in my life have i seen it come in a tube

[Anonymous No.14768820]

>>14754826

[Anonymous No.14768830]

Sometimes I will stop using cutlery mid meal and just eat everything with my hands. Obviously not soupy stuff or anything but there are occasions where I can't be fucking bothered with a knife and fork.

Pic kind of related, I wouldn't eat a whole steak like this tho, it would be sliced into half inch slices.

[Anonymous No.14768843]

>>14768812
It's a thing in Europe as well. Also easier to consume, which is an important boon if you're fat.

[Anonymous No.14768847]

>>14758426
>drink pickle juice from the jar
Is fucking amazing

[Anonymous No.14768859]

>>14768830
I just use the same cutting board and cut it all at once when it's done and throw it on my plate. I don't even have a steak or table knife. (other than butter knives)

[Anonymous No.14769195]

I always scrape the fake cheese off the wrapper and place it onto the sandwich. No cheese shall be wasted.

[Anonymous No.14769196]

>>14768843
>>14768032
>>14768812
just recently learned about tomato paste in a tube

[Anonymous No.14769352]

>>14754826
I used to dip taco bell churros/cinnamon twists in nacho cheese. Delicious. Horrible for you. Anyone who tried it admitted it wasn't nearly as bad as they thought and it became a friends guilty pleasure as well. Now that I'm an adult and know how bad it is for me I don't eat it anymore.

[Anonymous No.14769381]

>>14756578
I'll do this with leftover burgers. I will leave the patty cold and just eat it like a sandwich.

[Anonymous No.14769867]

>>14760366
i just fold the frozen pizza in half and eat it like a taco while using the box as a plate to catch the dripping grease. if i'm feeling frisky i buy a box of dollar mozzarella sticks and add it on top of the pizza while its baking.

[Anonymous No.14770090]

>>14754922
look at the fags sweet little smile oh my fucking god perfect sous chef

[Anonymous No.14770188]

>>14754922
Cute!!

[Anonymous No.14770203]

I'll just start eating a wheel of brie like a donut.

[Anonymous No.14770248]

>>14761937
Based and wurstpilled

[Anonymous No.14770253]

>>14755047
what?
why?

[Anonymous No.14770435]

>>14754826
One time, I ate an entire pack of sausages straight from the fridge

[Anonymous No.14770517]

>>14763856
Only one way to find out. I actually was under the impression it was more common but people thinks its pretty strange.

[Anonymous No.14771228]

>>14770203
i do this on occasion

[Anonymous No.14771242]

>>14766792
lo

[Anonymous No.14771510]

>>14771242
>>Behold
He said onto them...

[Anonymous No.14771828]

digging through garbage cans for sandwiches thrown out at the end of the day

[Anonymous No.14773720]

>ate an entire plate of fried chicken and 70% of a mayo jar in a single sitting
>put ungodly amounts of mayo on sandwiches
>eat the food straight out of the pot/pan

fairly tame compared to the rest, shout out to my fellow mayo bros

[Anonymous No.14773758]

>>14754826
roleplaying a dinner date in my head when i cook and the other person enjoying my cooking enough to praise my ideas even if they dont particularly like the meal subjectively

[Anonymous No.14773793]

>>14764983
I bet you enjoyed that you sick fuck

[Anonymous No.14773798]

>>14773793
not as much as the dog

[Anonymous No.14773801]

>>14756265
is it assless and are you naked when wearing?

[Anonymous No.14773814]

>>14758603
Is he pouring cheese into vodka?

[Anonymous No.14773900]

I eat boogers.

[Anonymous No.14773937]

>>14754826
If I have a meal with a lot of sauce or gravy or such, I'll slurp it up and lick the plate clean. Would never even dream of doing it in public but at home? Absolutely.

[Anonymous No.14775146]

>>14754922
toxo in your brain

[Anonymous No.14775431]

>>14754826
I eat the shrimp shells and tails

[Anonymous No.14776983]

>>14775431
i hate you and anyone that put whole shrimp in a soup or saucy dish

[Anonymous No.14776990]

>>14775431
oh but same, that chitin provides you with some real nutrients. i'm always taking the shrimp tails from the people i eat with. plus all the seasoning accrues there.

[Anonymous No.14777079]

>>14776990
you're a sick freak, bet you like your burger with the peel

[Anonymous No.14777210]

>>14754826
I regularly fill up my instant coffee with boiling water filtered through my little sister's unwashed panties. You can get a delicious after taste of sweet young pussy. Delicious.

[Anonymous No.14777261]

i will put heaps of hot mustard on anything

i will drink milk anywhere, even in public. i dont give a fuck

also lick the plate. if you get the urge to lick the plate it means you've cooked really well. why waste that pan sauce?

[Anonymous No.14777273]

i like to buy those spicy tamarind mexican lollipops and just bite them until i eat them all in a row

crunch crunch crunch

[Anonymous No.14777365]

>>14754922
very based

[Anonymous No.14777685]

>srirarcha and peanut butter on a spoon
>vegemite and peanut butter on a spoon
>soy sauce and cheese singles
i used to do shots of soy sauce when i worked at a sushi shop too

[Anonymous No.14777687]

>>14777685
also use the same pan for weeks on end for everything i cook

[Anonymous No.14778349]

>>14768032
It's an actual thing here, comes in three flavors - basic, cocoa, caramel

[Anonymous No.14779036]

>>14754873
Because an entire jar of peanut butter contains about 1000kcal max you innumerate faggot

[Anonymous No.14779050]

>>14758426
>drink pickle juice from the jar
I will never make that mistake again

[Anonymous No.14779070]

>>14779050
What happened

[Anonymous No.14779072]

>>14777210
That seems like a way to waste the perfectly good stank

[Anonymous No.14779096]

>>14779070
Shit myself very slightly ( I don't know how I made that save) and spewed nothing but water and undigested food out my arsehole for about 10 minutes straight. I also managed to shit straight stomach acid and burnt myself (and seemed to cause a minor anal bleed)

I wasn't aware you could shit stomach acid (I would have thought it would be blocked by the pyloric (?) sphincter) but it had the unmistakable "burn" of hydrochloric acid - even on my finger

[Anonymous No.14779247]

twice a year i buy a little ceasars deep dish pizza and eat the whole thing in one sitting. i am a dietician in a hospital i literally spend all my days making healthy meal plans but secretly i am a neckbeard

[Anonymous No.14779261]

>>14754826
Youre fucking disgusting, but i take sips out of the A1 bottle so we can still be friends.

[Anonymous No.14779285]

>>14757281
and you dog fags are supposed to be clean? Wash your hands, I can smell the beast all over you.

[Anonymous No.14779294]

>>14779096
>I wasn't aware you could shit stomach acid (I would have thought it would be blocked by the pyloric (?) sphincter) but it had the unmistakable "burn" of hydrochloric acid - even on my finger

How did it taste?

[Anonymous No.14779299]

>>14757563
do you dip all the cock you eat in ketchup too?

[Anonymous No.14779320]

>>14757281
This.
>catcucks letting their filthy cats roam around their kitchen counter tops smearing feces/urine with their disgusting litterbox paws
absolutely disgusting, never eat food made by a cat owner

[Anonymous No.14779412]

>>14779320
I hate you anon because you're kinda right. I love cats, and i used a squirt bottle and clicker to train the little fag not to hop on my counter tops. It doesn't take much to deter an animal from being bad but lots of folks just pussy out and let their animals do whatever they want. Having an animal on your furniture is just disgusting

[Anonymous No.14779415]

>>14755236
>margarine
kys before the margarine does

[Anonymous No.14779432]

>>14773814
Yeah, but that's an Icelandic brand. So, if he's Icelandic, that explains it.

[Anonymous No.14779460]

I eat sweetened condensed milk straigh out of the can with a spoon

[Anonymous No.14779500]

>>14779412
You can train them but most people don't want to put in the work. The problem with cats is people have adopted this "omg cats so random they rule the house and do whatever tf they want" attitude and let their little shits do as they please.

[Anonymous No.14779516]

>>14779460
did this recently. will do it again soon probably

[Anonymous No.14779535]

>>14766683
Funny thing is i was never judged because of that, rather that the food was cold and "how can you eat it cold?!". This annoys the hell out of me desu. I dont need to like the same things as whoever tells me that.

[Anonymous No.14779536]

>>14779500
kind of like letting niggers into your country

[Anonymous No.14780018]

>>14766792
incredible, I hope you've moved on from that lifestyle.

[Anonymous No.14780131]

>>14768812
I live in Europe, Nestlé does it like that here

[Bryan G No.14780262]

>>14768812
Sharp edges and can openers are considered too dangerous for the average European.

[Anonymous No.14780370]

Worst thing I've done was use a dough despite some snot dripping into it cause I didn't want to throw the whole thing out (I had a cold)

[Anonymous No.14780387]

>>14755132
Based hikki

[Anonymous No.14780440]

>>14754826
I like to push Twiglets into my jap's eye, it tickles when they snap

[Anonymous No.14780480]

>>14779036
When you say "kcal", is that 1000 cals proper or 1000 food cals?

[Anonymous No.14780485]

>>14755047
I’ve done this