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I heard you /c/oo/k/s like oysters? A fine choice. Cold, chewy, salty slime is quite delicious.

>> No.14750480

Ice cold, properly shucked, with some lemon

>> No.14750484

>>14750480
Honestly the mexican way is better, topped with ceviche

>> No.14750494

>>14750453
>hate oysters
>go to wedding
>huge oyster bar
>all night people talking about all the oysters
>TRY THEM THEY ARE SOOOO GOOOOD
>have to leave before I get forcibly fed oysters by oyster zombies
>entire horde follows me home
>still can hear them moaning TRY THEM THEY LOOK BAD BUT TASTE SOOOOO GOOOD

>> No.14750511

>>14750494
did you even try one?

>> No.14750514

>>14750511
Do you try eating dog shit every time you see it?

>> No.14750530

>>14750484
Only if the oysters are shit quality.

>> No.14750538
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>>14750514
I'm not a cowardly woman, and I've never had a horde of people telling me TRY THIS DOG SHIT, you pathetic faggot.

>> No.14750628

>>14750530
True, i got real bad food poisoning from oysters in mexico city

>> No.14750854
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>>14750453
This is the right way to eat oysters

>> No.14750870

>>14750453
nice looking platter expertly shucked and those are some meaty oysters

>> No.14750874

>>14750453
i like all shellfish but not oysters...

>> No.14750884

>>14750874
how many STDs do you have?

>> No.14750991

>>14750494
They were horny and trying to fuck you anon.

>> No.14752497

>>14750453
OYSTER GANG REPORTING IN

>> No.14752508
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>>14752497
Fellow oysterbro ready for duty

>> No.14752763

any man who can eat raw oysters is a man who knows how to eat pussy. its a fact

>> No.14752775

>>14750453
Very good, zinc is a natural cock enhancer. Have them with tobacco sauce raw all the way
>>14752763
Only eat tight pussy on a thin woman. Randos get nothing

>> No.14752827

>>14750854
Based, canned oysters and crackers are the shit.

>> No.14752864

>>14752763
this but i like my pussy how i like my oysters small and wet like a PEI oyster.
those big nasty gulf oysters can fuck off

>> No.14752885

>>14750453
Anyone ever have oysters here? Shit was life changing

>> No.14752906
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>>14750854
>>14752827
Excellent taste. Canned with saltines and a Louisiana hot sauce

Anyone ever go to an oyster roast down South? Generic pic, but we do this every winter. Roasted local oysters, butter, lemon, light beer, saltines and hotsauce. Everyone standing and shucking oysters in the winter. Super cozy. Oysters down here are a lot saltier btw than up North. Not as good raw, phenomenal cooked

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>>14752885
Forgot pic

>> No.14752915

>>14750453
I don’t even really like anything on mine. I prefer west coast / pacific oysters as well. I just moved to the American south and the local oysters here are shit.

>> No.14752961

>>14752915
Go back then, we were doing fine before you moved here

>> No.14753354

Oysters

>> No.14753624

Oysters

>> No.14753668
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>>14750453
Maryland anon here

Chincoteague oysters are the best

cocktail, lemon, horseradish are acceptable to go along

>> No.14753688

>>14752915
Anything from the gulf is shit fyi

>> No.14753931

>>14752915
>>14753688
I like the florida panhandle panacea ones

>> No.14753962

Why are east coast oysters bland? First time I had one, it tasted like nothing with a hint of salt.

West coast oysters taste sweet, salty, cucumber, fruity, huge range of amazing flavors.

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>>14752827
>>14752906

I'll have to try this. Canned are really the only ones I can get living in a landlocked state, it's lovely here but damn I miss sea food.

>> No.14754203

>>14753962
Has to do with the water they live in. West Coast puts all kinds of shit in their water to make everyone gay and liberal.

>> No.14754503
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14754503

Ayy just had some oysters for lunch a couple hours ago. Had both east and west coast samplers absolutely delicious with my orange wheat hefe

>> No.14754540

>>14752961
Lmao I wish I could.

>>14753688
They’re not gulf.

>>14753668
They’re the best of the easy coast. I had some good ones finished in the rappahannock

>> No.14754566

>>14750453

Fucking globs of snot. How can anyone like them?

>> No.14754602

>>14754540
So youre either a child living with their parents or military (basically the same thing). Either way, opinion discarded

>>14754005
Yeah man, its great. I would hesitate to describe the taste as being anything similar to a fresh oyster, but its damned good. Really smoky, meaty, with some oil and some of that good earthy flavor that oysters have. Just condensed. Saltines and hot sauce, wish I could hear your thoughts after trying it (if you do). I think it would turn most people off

>> No.14754610

where's the sticky?

>> No.14754679

>>14750854
A tin of these and a can of king Oscar deenz is my lunch five days a week.
T Kroger dairy fag

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>>14750453
... naaa gotta pass on dat !

>> No.14754902

>>14750494
You need to be 18 to post here, nobody wants your child like taste

>> No.14754989

>>14754717
fUcKinG CaNcEl cUltUrE

>> No.14755000

>>14754503
Nice deep cups on those. Oysters look good too.

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14755552

>>14754610
asking the real questions

>>14754566
you ever had one?

>> No.14755731

>>14750854
I tried them once and they really weren't that good. Raw is definitely better.

>> No.14755832

>>14750480
Lemon and tabasco is the only way I like to eat raw shucked oysters

>> No.14756434

Oh man, freshly shucked oyster with a little bit of lime and salt, nothing better. Can't believe some people just swallow them

>> No.14756485
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14756485

>>14752864
>PEI oyster
My negro.

>> No.14757845

I only have a craving for oysters when I’m drunk. Sober I’m not really hungry for them.

>> No.14757911

>>14750453
Louisianon here. Charbroiled oysters (at Drago's in Metairie for extra points) are GOAT.

>> No.14759071

>>14752912
Sup 617

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>>14750453
that sweet taste of natures poo filters grown fresh just down river from the effluent plant.

>> No.14759278

One of my favorite foods. I usually don't put anything on them, no lemon or mignonette, only maybe a single drop of tabasco. I also love fried oysters and make them fairly often with those tubs of pre-shucked, low quality oysters

>> No.14759309

>>14750494
kek

>> No.14759671

>>14759267
wew lad that fat boy ate and drank way too much at the sports ball game. I hope his team did the thing and scored all the points to make his suffering and humiliation worth it.

>> No.14759760

>>14750453
The oysters in OP's pic look really good, actually. Plump and fresh. I like to mix tobasco with cocktail sauce, lemon juice and a hit of salt before spoon a blob on top and sucking the oyster in. I love the salty brine, the flavor and texture. Everything about it is lovely.

>> No.14759775

>>14759267
Love that gif

>> No.14759807

>>14759267
>WhenKeepingItRealGoesWrong.gif

>> No.14759827

>>14755832
This

>> No.14759980

>>14754679
you are going to get mercury poisoning.