/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.14748453]

Why don't they make Lunchables for adults?

[Anonymous No.14748464]

Because you're an adult and should be cooking your own food, retard.

[Anonymous No.14748468]

It's called stop being a lazy faggot and make something yourself.

[Anonymous No.14748476]

>bacon and whiskey XDDDDDD

[Anonymous No.14748490]

>>14748476

[Anonymous No.14748539]

>>14748453
its like a MANLYBOX but for kids
Where is the hipster mustache wax

[Anonymous No.14748552]

>>14748453
That lunchable would likely cost somewhere around 25$. No adult is going to pay 25$ for a shitty snack.

[Anonymous No.14748560]

>>14748453
>the absolute state of that egg

[Anonymous No.14748573]

>>14748453
oxymoron

[Anonymous No.14748587]

Wouldn't that just be a TV dinner

[Anonymous No.14748593]

>>14748453
they used to..

[Anonymous No.14748595]

>>14748453
They literally do retard

[Anonymous No.14748604]

>>14748453
They do and they suck

[Anonymous No.14748609]

>>14748587
lunchables dont need to be cooked

[Anonymous No.14748610]

>>14748476
exactly even soyboys like bacon and whisky so if you don't you are basically even gayer than they are.

[Anonymous No.14748612]

>>14748552
People definitely pay $25 for a charcuterie plate, which is in essence a lunchable except made of stuff that tastes good. And those hipster "gastropubs" don't even include the bourbon in that price tag.

[Anonymous No.14748614]

>>14748609
You don't cook your lunchables?

[Anonymous No.14748619]

>>14748609
So it would be a charcuterie board then

[Anonymous No.14748623]

>>14748453
>>14748604

[Anonymous No.14748685]

>>14748453
>only 1 (ONE) single egg (dafuq?)
>maybe like 2 strips of bacon, probably dried and tough AF
>barely enough whiskey for 1 shot
>an unwrapped cigar so it'd taste like stale chemical cardboard
>one single useless matchstick that will highly likely either break or go out

thanks, its total shit.

[Anonymous No.14748716]

>>14748604
>grapes on packaging
>no grapes inside
what's the point

[Anonymous No.14748769]

>>14748453
aren't lunchables for adults called food subscription services?

[Anonymous No.14748777]

>>14748476
>>14748610
BTFO

[Anonymous No.14748781]

>>14748609
canned goods doesnt need to be cooked either

[Anonymous No.14748783]

>>14748490
cringe

[Anonymous No.14748803]

>>14748612
> And those hipster "gastropubs" don't even include the bourbon in that price tag.

Oh god, I don't even drink at pubs/bars, I genuinely want to know what the prices are like in those shitty establishments.

Anyone who goes to a bar instead of buying their own liquor is a PEAK RETARD. You're paying 8 dollars for a shot of fucking Jack when you could just buy the whole bottle for 25 instead.

>but bruh, you don understahnd, i go to bahrs for teh atmosphere and chit chat
1 - Who the fuck gets anything out of talking to drunk rando's at a bar
2 - the "atmosphere" is either pretentious faggots gossiping about the latest tv show or depressed 40-50 year olds looking for someone to have pity dumped on them

No thanks.

[Anonymous No.14748833]

>>14748610
>if you like things just like a soyboy you're not a soyboy
Did you type that with your mouth agape?

[Anonymous No.14748984]

>>14748476
>NOOOOOOOOO
ok ahmed

[Anonymous No.14748989]

>>14748490
based
>>14748783
cringe

[Anonymous No.14749003]

>>14748476

[Anonymous No.14749008]

>>14748453
They do, they're called MREs

[Anonymous No.14749026]

How do I light the match?

[Anonymous No.14749041]

>>14748453
It's called charcuterie plates, OP.

[Anonymous No.14749069]

>>14748476
when you say reddit but you yourself are reddit

[Anonymous No.14749075]

They do. Theyre called Lunchables.

Imagine being insecure about enjoying things from your childhood. I still replay Pokemon Yellow and Gold every other year or so. Dont be a fag.

[Anonymous No.14749077]

>>14748803
based. People seem to think that you can drink as much as you like as long as it's at a bar/pub and you can still wake up the next morning to go to the wagecage, but as soon as you get drunk on your own terms you're an alcoholic who "needs help". I've literally been thrown out of a house share on this basis before.
In an absolutely side-splitting turn of events, I am actually an alcoholic now. The universe must be predetermined.

[Anonymous No.14749081]

>>14748623
i can't look at this dude and think "wii"

[Anonymous No.14749084]

>>14749081
fuck, i'm an idiot
i can't look at him and NOT think "wii"

[Anonymous No.14749087]

money is what differentiates adults from children
while NEETs may miss this point, an adult with means can already get themselves what they desire at will

[Anonymous No.14749094]

>>14749087
By that logic, all rich children are adults.
No, the differing factor is dependability. An adult can be depended upon, a child is dependent upon others.

[Anonymous No.14749097]

>>14749094
adults are dependent on others too so by that logic --

[Anonymous No.14749107]

>>14749075
>I still replay Pokemon Yellow and Gold

[Anonymous No.14749113]

>>14749087
>>14749094
You're both wrong.
Imagine a) thinking in such a black and white way and b) being so resentful of non-wagies on fucking 4chan, of all websites.

[Anonymous No.14749116]

>>14749075

[Anonymous No.14749118]

>>14748610
I'll agree with you on the unusual bacon love that soi faggots have but leave whiskey out of this.

[Anonymous No.14749119]

>>14749097
Yes, those are called man-children.

[Anonymous No.14749138]

>>14749113
that's not what resentment means, but get a job

[Anonymous No.14749142]

>>14749097
Imagine relying on other "people" for anything at all whatsoever.

[Anonymous No.14749167]

>>14749138
Careful, if Mr Goldstein catches you on 4chan at work you'll lose your piss breaks (which, you are reminded, are a privilege, not a right)
Oh also we forgot to mention on the zoom call this morning, as of tomorrow you'll be payed in Amazon® vouchers. Any objection to this is grounds for immediate dismissal.
Keep working your way up though, I'm sure you'll be at the top in no time with that can-do attitude!!!

[Anonymous No.14749177]

>>14749167
>Wall of text
I'm not mad

[Anonymous No.14749186]

>>14748453
>adults eating bacon

anon....

[Anonymous No.14749197]

>>14749177
Cope harder, wagie. Better put in some more overtime, rent is due in 2 weeks.

[Anonymous No.14749208]

>>14748552
>That lunchable would likely cost somewhere around 25$
$15 at most

[Anonymous No.14749215]

>>14749197
one day your mother will die and there will be no one to protect you from yourself

[Anonymous No.14749220]

>>14748593
they shouldnt have cross promoted with hat awful hulk movie

[Anonymous No.14749266]

>>14748604
>$3.69 for that

[Anonymous No.14749273]

>>14749107
Ikr, genwunners are so cringe. Adults play gens 4 and 5

[Anonymous No.14749288]

>>14749215
One day (in the next handful of years at most) the whole "economy" - and by proxy, society - will disintegrate and all the "money" you have "saved" through "hard graft" will become worthless practically overnight.
The cracks have been showing for decades. I don't understand why people can't see that.

[Anonymous No.14749394]

>>14748453
i-is that... is that W-W-WHIIIISSSSSSKKKKKEEEEYYYYYYYYY?!!?!!?!?!?!!

[Anonymous No.14749412]

>>14749394
Imagine the loser that went so far out of their way to draw this.

[Anonymous No.14749424]

>>14749412
>Imagine the loser that went so far out of their way to draw this.

[Anonymous No.14749434]

>>14749412
just imagine the smell of their room

[Anonymous No.14749518]

>>14749008
MREs are for all the faggots in the military

[Anonymous No.14749533]

>>14749008
>Eating chemically enhanced food thats been expired for over a decade

No thanks chief

[Anonymous No.14749536]

>>14749075
Bing bing wahoo, so long gay bowser

[Anonymous No.14749539]

>>14749533
your mom's womb has also been expired for over a decade yet i'm still having an excellent time everytime i'm pounding the shit out of it.

[Anonymous No.14749550]

>>14749539
Shut your bitch ass up.

[Anonymous No.14749557]

>>14748781
since when is a hungryman dinner canned?

[Anonymous No.14749582]

>>14748552
Sounds like something you would get at Las Vegas.

[Anonymous No.14749606]

>>14748476
>>14748464

The only thing that annoys me is that it's got 1 fucking egg, nigga we need at least 3

[Anonymous No.14749662]

>>14748716
That type of food pairing is related to drinking wine. Likely marketed to mothers who eat OMAD, and get blasted off wine expecting to get skinny

[Anonymous No.14749703]

I still eat lunchables. Where else can you get a meal for $1 that requires no prep?

[Anonymous No.14749819]

>>14749197
how do you get feelings of fufillment anon?

[Anonymous No.14749827]

>>14749819
>wagecucking
>fulfilment

[Anonymous No.14749831]

>>14749827
i mean like anything but i digress

[Anonymous No.14749915]

>>14749069
Keep Reddit out of your mind. Do not give them (You)s.

[Anonymous No.14750026]

>>14749220
There was nothing wrong with that movie, don’t be a brat

[Anonymous No.14750048]

They do. Forgot the brand name, but they sell these 'spensive-ass "for grown-up!" Lunchable-alikes in my area.
Rather than crackers, you get melba toast rounds. Idk what cheeses or meats you get since I'm only familiar with them in passing.
I'm going shopping Friday.
If the thread's still up and I remember to do so, I'll take a picture of it and post it.

[Anonymous No.14750096]

>>14749827
I work a wage, and I'm pretty content with my life. Must be because I'm not a city-rat.

[Anonymous No.14750107]

>>14749208
The cigar if it's even half decent is going to cost around 5 or 6$, while the whiskey and bacon will also add onto it significantly.

In total the cost for putting the package together will cost around 15, then you have to add in shipping costs and local taxes and it comes out to around 25$.

[Anonymous No.14751145]

>>14750107
Where do you live that bacon is that expensive?
I live in Norway where everything is expensive as fuck and even here a kilo of sliced bacon only costs about $23. No way the cooked slices in the photo cost more than $2 overall.

So let's say $5 each for the whiskey and cigar, $2 for the bacon and 50¢ for the egg.

[Anonymous No.14751187]

>>14749819
gym, hunting, foraging, family, whores.

[Anonymous No.14751332]

>>14749434
So long as their piss bottles are closed and set away from their tv and desktop to avoid accidentally taking a swig from one again. Fukken Keith, that crippled faggot.

[Anonymous No.14751546]

>>14749077
No you're just a retard and a loser

[Anonymous No.14751562]

>>14749077
Maybe your "own terms" is not a excuse to be day week drinking like an addicted alcoholic, but that's what you have become it seems, who would thought about that except everyone with two neurons fully functioning

[Anonymous No.14752023]

>>14750096
this bumpkin cope is so bizarre

[Anonymous No.14752189]

>>14748464
FPBP

[Anonymous No.14752192]

>>14752189
same fag

[Anonymous No.14752236]

>>14748453
They do, it's called leftovers.

[Anonymous No.14752241]

>>14748803
that's just depressing man

[Anonymous No.14752245]

>>14748453
It’s called getting a housewife

[Anonymous No.14752256]

This thread is the epitome of vinegary shits

[Anonymous No.14752530]

>>14752256

Yeah, this thread is terrible. OP is fine, but damn the grumpy alcoholics fucking ruin it.

[Anonymous No.14752543]

>>14748587
This

[Anonymous No.14752739]

>>14752245
Where can I find one of those?

[Anonymous No.14752746]

>>14751562
I week-day drink all the time because my days off are during the week, and because my work schedules shifts between morning, afternoon, and night every week. If people think that makes me an alcoholic, I don't really care.