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>> No.14743304

I don't want to see a whole bunch of webms of Joe Biden groping kids this time please.

You will keep it cooking related.

>> No.14743308
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>> No.14743317

>>14743295
is that cream cheese in vodka?

>> No.14743322

>>14743295
>post 3
VwV

>> No.14743326
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>>14743304

>> No.14743339

>>14743295
Blue cheese in a Mongolian vodka-like spirit? Jesus. I'd try it.

>> No.14743346

>>14743317
No, it's a brand of blue cheese that's generally sold underripe.

>> No.14743349
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Haa peepull.

>> No.14743351
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WebM Thread
15:37:13

15:41:28
>>14743322
>post 3

>> No.14743357

>>14743349
Mee nukkumaan.

>> No.14743363

>>14743308
wtf, why did he do that rubbing motion on the cucumber ends?

>> No.14743370

>>14743326
Does this even get you drunk?

>> No.14743379

>>14743295
I want off this ride.

>> No.14743387
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>>14743370
>)

>> No.14743389

>>14743370
Probably should eat the whole thing for that and even if you did I'm not sure

>> No.14743398
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>>14743389

>> No.14743420

>>14743398
Had drunk that, but not with an industrial brand beer, better than >>14743387 this crap or the shit with the watermelon

>> No.14743438
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>>14743363
>wtf, why did he

>> No.14743445

>>14743326
>>14743387
>>14743398
skyyjohn is so endearing. i miss his relationships advice channel before he rebranded to the tipsybartender.

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>>14743420

>> No.14743455

>>14743351
i read filename as "cummy looking food"

>> No.14743469
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>>14743445
TIL

>> No.14743477
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>> No.14743490

>>14743452
Does he make some classic cocktails?

>> No.14743494

>>14743477
Why does she cook everything with tuna?

>> No.14743501

>>14743295
What in the absolute fuck is going on here?

>> No.14743520
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>>14743490

>> No.14743522

>>14743370
How the fuck do you figure a watermelon is going to absorb more liquid than it already has inside?

>> No.14743536
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>>14743494
No, just that one.

Webm unrelated

>> No.14743567

>>14743398
That's just a jr. boilermaker+ a shot.
Why?

>> No.14743573

>>14743438
That onion chopping physically hurt to watch.

>> No.14743588
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>>14743452
>tequila with jager
Oh you are making me so angry

>> No.14743591

>>14743522
Then why do people (read retards) do this?

>> No.14743597

>>14743438
Jesus SEAmonkeys are disgusting

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>>14743567
Shits and Giggles...

>> No.14743615
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>>14743308
>Avocado
>Mediterranean

>> No.14743616

>>14743591
It's fun. I would never mix all of that shit together, but if you show up to a social function bearing a vodka/schnapps watermelon it's left field, and fun to watch people try to choke down.

>> No.14743620

>>14743613
You can tell off rip that that lady was hellbent on finding a way to eat all of her liquor.

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>>14743616

>> No.14743630
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>> No.14743645
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>> No.14743660
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>>14743625
HEY HEY GUYS LOOK WHAT I BROUGHT
>ice has melted and made the pumpkin soggy
>it's heavy as fuck because it's literally a case of bottled beer in a giant unwieldy pumpkin
>instantly drops it causing the pumpkin to splatter all over the guests and fills up the room with fog
>beers don't shatter though because they're completely frozen solid
PRETTY COOL RIGHT? heh *cough*

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>>14743660
Dry Ice

>> No.14743698

>>14743645
>fried rice
>no frying occurs
??

>> No.14743708

>>14743668
Dry my ass

>> No.14743718
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>> No.14743725

>>14743668
No matter how cute she was I would NEVER fuck a girl if I saw her cutting squids in half and pouring soy sauce on them while still living like a god damned maniac.

>> No.14743726

>>14743645
>mince in fried rice
>shitty rice choice
>FROZEN FUCKING SOGGY VEG
>EGG BOWL MEME METHOD
rarely have I been this fucking angry at a webm

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>>14743726
Dollar Tree...

>> No.14743747

>>14743536
I'm impressed that those tortillas aren't cracking and they don't look to be steamed (they could be, but in my experience if they aren't literally still steaming they are starting to get less pliable again). Ill have to try and find whatever brand that is.

>> No.14743774

>>14743625
I can't imagine the amount of time he spent cutting those holes via knife just to end up making a pumpkin cosplay a sea mine.

Someone buy this man a hole saw at least, maybe we can get more dumb webms faster.

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>>14743747

>> No.14743788
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>>14743774

>> No.14743792

>>14743630
Honestly, up until that disgusting dressing, i would have at least tried that if it was at some midwest family pot luck. I know it wouldn't be great but at least i know i like the ingredients separately and its probably gonna be better than one of the many versions of "Aunt Beckys Cheese & Frito & Bean & More Cheese So Much Fucking Cheese My God Stop Do You People Not Poop?" casserole.

>> No.14743799

>>14743363
Cause he/she/whatever the fuck that was is a retard.

>> No.14743827

>>14743778
Nice, thanks.

>> No.14743830 [DELETED] 
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>>14743326
>watermelon
>first thing I see when opening WebM is nigger paws
Bravo.

>> No.14743881

>>14743308
australia was a mistake

>> No.14743916

>>14743326
I'd be too afraid to catching Tyronavirus from his undoubtedly unwashed hands

>> No.14744000
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>>14743438
That stupid BITCH is holding her FUCKING KNIFE WRONG

>> No.14744040

>>14743520
thats actually good.

>> No.14744063
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>>14744040

>> No.14744073
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>> No.14744075

>>14744063
I refuse to consume something called israel.

>> No.14744085

>>14744073
Is that canned bread?

>> No.14744091
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>>14744075

>> No.14744107

>>14744091
>>14744063
>>14743469
Neat

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>>14744107

>> No.14744161
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>> No.14744175

What a dogshit webm thread so far

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>>14744085
>Is that canned bread?
Canned Burger patties

>> No.14744217

>>14743326
OK so people did this when I was in college. 1 bottle is more than enough. hell the thing is already full of water. how is more vodka going to get in to it?

>> No.14744220

>>14744139
I will never understand the point of dropping a fucking shot into another glass rather than just pouring it in

>> No.14744231

>>14744220
>I will never understand the point of cannonballing into a swimming pool instead of just slipping in through the ramp

the kersploosh anon
and in an irish carbomb you have to drink it quickly before the irish cream curdles

>> No.14744255

>>14744063
What is it with jews and horchata?

>> No.14744261

>>14743746
the worst food reviewer evar. and also a terrible dresser.

>> No.14744270
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>> No.14744272

>>14744073
any time you eurofags get on Americans over their food, I will direct you to this video.
"meaty puds"? WTF? sounds like some gay porno.

>> No.14744276

>>14744261
i disagree

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>> No.14744329

>>14744310
i mean this cant be bad, despite the bad job she did at spreading the sauce

>> No.14744333
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>>14744272
Mmmm I can't wait to put it inside me

>> No.14744388
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>> No.14744402

>>14744073
6 fucking free range eggs for 75p? holy fuck. in canada we pay $6.99 for a dozen free range.

>> No.14744446

>>14743613
Is that jay bauman?

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>>14744402
And we refrigerate them?
>>14744446
Bauman, Jays are only good at fixing cars.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-9G8dQktU0

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>>14743379
>I want off this ride.

>> No.14744545

>>14744482
nice filename

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>> No.14744578

>>14744073
I wish I could find Spam that cheap

>> No.14744758

>>14744482
Nice selfie with your boyfriend.

>> No.14744820
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>> No.14744868

>>14743363
autism

>> No.14744870
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>> No.14744960

>>14743591
Easy cliks

>> No.14744998

>>14743363
>>14743438
>>14743799
>>14744868

It removes some of the bitterness of the cucumber if any (the white foam). Uncultured gaylords

>> No.14745042

>>14743469
for me it's a blue suicide then green fairy until i cant anymore

>> No.14745049
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>>14744870
I don't have sound on for webms for some reason so I just imagined that David Attenborough narrates how popplers are harvested and prepared for sale at an intergalactic wet market.

>> No.14745097

>>14744998
>cucumber
>bitter
please remember to breathe slowly, the air might be a bit too spicy for you

>> No.14745181

>>14743387
bet he gets all the white women with these fruity sugar drinks.

>> No.14745389

>>14745049
no sound on ck bud

>> No.14745395

>>14743477
Is this person like mentally retarded or something? The way he cuts stuff, the way he adds stuff to the pan, the way he stirs, it's all just so unusual and strange looking.

>> No.14745428

>>14744870
cute couple

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>>14743477
what a fucking waste of perfectly nice freshly-picked basil

>> No.14745513

>>14743351
unconsciously said "aw fuck yeah" under my breath as he put the fish in, takes me back to my comfy childhood poverty

>> No.14745518

>>14744998
Legend has it

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>> No.14745539

>>14743725
cut the top off and fuck the lower half

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>>14743295

>> No.14745550

>>14745542
>stop motion

makes me miss high school

>> No.14745555

>>14745542
holy cringe

>> No.14745567

>>14743326
>>14743389
>>14743522
>>14743591
you are all chemlets. ethanol and water, when combined, display a property known as volume contraction. due to the chemical structure of both molecules, ethanol is able to slide into the spaces between water molecules. functionally, 250mL water + 250mL of ethanol do not yield 500mL of solution, but ~480mL. further, the watermelon itself is not perfectly saturated with water, and there are still places for the relatively smaller ethanol molecules to slip into.

>> No.14745571

>>14745555
kys

>> No.14745595

>>14743668
Won't that cause the beer to explode?

>> No.14745612

>>14743452
I can't get behind jager and red bull. Both are very nice by themselves but together it sorta ruins it.

>> No.14745618

>>14745567
So in essence, yes it works to a point? Like other anons said dickhead?

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>>14744261
wack

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>>14743370
>does alcohol even get you drunk

>> No.14745654

>>14745618

>>14743389
>Probably should eat the whole thing for that and even if you did I'm not sure
the watermelon clearly absorbed 90% of multiple bottles of alcohol, eating even a portion of it would definitively get you drunk
>>14743522
>How the fuck do you figure a watermelon is going to absorb more liquid than it already has inside?
This anon is implying it won't absorb functionally any, which is untrue
>>14743591
>Then why do people (read retards) do this?
this anon called everyone who does this a retard, even though it would demonstrably work, even if it is a stupid way to drink.

All of these anons implied it was a pointless endeavor (wouldn't work at all), which isn't true. They did not imply it would only work a little, or that it would work kinda.

>> No.14745661

>>14745654
you have autism

>> No.14745670

>>14745661
you have autism and also don't know shit about chemistry LMAOing at your life

>> No.14745679

>>14745670
No see, you didn't understand. I agreed with anons as a whole collective and even understood your point as well, even with the chemistry. The issue is, you took it as an insult because I used a mean word. You legit have autism and that isn't an insult, that's just you not understanding written speech. Take your meds and go to bed

>> No.14745696

>>14745679
like i'll stand for some little dick election tourist insulting me on my own board on my own website. i would be what you'd call a "cuck" to take that sitting down. and you clearly were so butthurt by me calling anon people chemlets that you couldn't stand to butt in and white knight for them.

>> No.14745715

>>14745696
That response is clearly indicative of an autistic individual. Take your meds

>> No.14745724

>>14745715
the meds they have me on make my dick soft and i have to fuck your mom later, so i'll have to pass :(

>> No.14745732 [DELETED] 

>>14745724
Report sent :3

>> No.14745875

>>14743349
My brother loves making cake rolls. He'd probably love this.

>> No.14745897
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>>14745595
Good point.

>> No.14745906

>>14743351
Kid has better knife skills than 90% of /ck/

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>>14743536

>> No.14745957

>>14743349
god bless Kay and her Iron Maiden shirts

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>> No.14746050

>>14744040
He didn't even mix it so your first sip will be grenadine and that shit's awful. Also this guy in general makes shit cocktails that only look nice but combine too many flavours that do not mix at all.

>> No.14746075

>>14744310
>eat a ducky moss

>> No.14746119

>>14743788
N

>> No.14746153

>>14745542
https://youtu.be/dNJdJIwCF_Y
better with sound

>> No.14746154

>>14746153
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBjLW5_dGAM
wait shit I posted the wrong video. damn now I've posted two cool food related animations in this thread. egg on my face

>> No.14746173

>>14745906
wat? i cut like that and my knives are mostly barely sharp so its a necessity to go that slow. i would consider myself at the lower end of the hobbyist bracket, and i doubt 90% of ck is just fast food and instant ramen consoomers.

>> No.14746183

>>14743718
How would anyone be so proud of this to the point of recording and uploading it

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>> No.14746244

>>14744181
What a disgusting human being

>>14744270
Frozen toast for microwaving. Thats what we have come to.

>>14744388
>>14744870
I have not against blacks or jews, but we need a final solution for the chinese

>>14744820
Its so sad seeing jacks newer stuff

>> No.14746249

>>14743827
Just buy some Guerrero or go to a mexican bakery, good tortillas are pretty cheap

>> No.14746372

>>14743326
this has been tested and it doesnt even work the alcohol cant get into the watermelon
>>14743370
no

>> No.14746398

>>14743387
AAAAAAAAAAAA my stomach hurts from looking at all that sugar

>> No.14746410
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>> No.14746436

>>14746189

do americans really?

>> No.14746448

>>14745539

The squid or the insane savage?

>> No.14746472

>>14744073
Just a reminder that Bongs call pulp
>juicy bits

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>>14743668

>> No.14746483

>>14744091
oh no no no no

>> No.14746487

>>14744063
>The cinnamon to liquid ratio
Hahahahahahaha what a massive buffoon.

>> No.14746488

>>14744551
wtf thank printer ink can't possibly be edible

>> No.14746490

>>14744402
Food in Canada is shockingly expensive which is fucking whack considering how much of an agricultural powerhouse that we are.

>> No.14746516

>>14743326

> black hands

... and dropped

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>>14743438
>diagonal cut

>> No.14746528

>>14743536

this recipe is squarely in my price range

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14746534

>>14744075
If you'e American then your entire existence is already sustained by Jews.

>> No.14746538

>>14745542
I remember that this came out in a vsauce episode

>> No.14746547

>>14745395
>he
Bro are you retarded

>> No.14746553

>>14744820
is his right arm completely useless now?

>> No.14746565

>>14744870
Why is there even that much oil down there in the first place?

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>>14746565
probably from nearby restaurants dumping it into the sink/drains?

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>>14746119
aye

>> No.14746586

>>14745489
Is this edible?

>> No.14746591

>>14744551

" can you put my soy-face with an open mouth on the cake, please ? "

>> No.14746596

>>14746565
greasy poops

>> No.14746598

>>14743501
That's blue cheese in vodka.

>> No.14746601

>>14745567
Does it get you drunk or not nerd?

>> No.14746602

>>14746013
He could've at least made an effort to make it edible. Fry the sausages and render out the fat. Then fry the veggies in the fat and added that to the pasta. Instead he just shoves everything into the pot and it turns into a goopy mess...

>> No.14746608

I miss classic TipsyBartender

>> No.14746610

>>14746490
>powerhouse
>canada

>> No.14746632

>>14744091
As a German, I really cannot understand how people can drink anything with Jägermeister in it. It tastes like vomit.

>> No.14746663

>>14743308
I'm Italian and this disgusts me to the core. You cook like an African. And trust me, I live with one, so I know.

>> No.14746669

>>14746436
> Pures Leben
Sounds real American. Eat more veggies.

>> No.14746686

>>14743349
it's one thing she does this

but then she uploads it seeing nothing wrong with it

if you ever wondered what it is like to be stupid look no further

>> No.14746699

>>14743308
This wouldn't be bad, but I would never serve this to people and I certainly wouldn't show it off in a video.

And it's not Mediterranean.

>> No.14746707

>>14746669
She's clearly american. look at the woman, goddamit.

>> No.14746737

>>14743792
People of European descent generally aren't lactose intolerant, Anon.

>> No.14746759

>>14744175
this

>> No.14746799

watched like 10 videos and they all sucked, none of you know how to cook

>> No.14746823

>>14746707
She's German

>> No.14746844

>>14745542
this shit makes me angry

>> No.14746846

>>14743308
>lemon and vinegar together
>mixes the liquids, but doesn't create the emulsion properly

>> No.14746863

>>14746799
anon, these videos are from youtube

>> No.14746876

>>14746823
>american thinking he's the expert on other countries' people
pooftah

>> No.14746912

>>14746863
the fact that you would watch them tells me all i need to know

>> No.14746922
File: 749 KB, 426x240, Giant Omelet Using 100 Eggs!! [7kg] [11000kcal].webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14746922

>>14745395
Think it's cooking with Kay, but I'm the same, get unreasonably angry watching her do everything, start to get eye twitch's

>> No.14746987

>>14743536
Oh I thought it was the chink girl posted before

>> No.14746997

>>14745542
>black king with white queen
Can they really not resist for a single minute?

>> No.14747063

>>14743349

Forgot about her and her awful but enjoyable slop

>> No.14747069

>>14744270
If I see someone eating this shit in front of me I would call suicide prevention line and hand it to him/her, that's depressing

>> No.14747082

>>14744482
Why do people do this face for everything I swear is like one gigantic joke that I don't get, you can't be so amazed by fake fried chicken come on

>> No.14747091
File: 2 KB, 109x125, 1600253746058s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.14747100

>>14745567
So you would have to eat the whole thing to get drunk or not faggot? I don't care about the compound of a watermelon

>> No.14747106

>>14743308
>>14743438
>>14743477
What is this tuna nonsense and why are people saying this is a SEA thing? I don't recognize the brands, but looks American to me.

t. American.

>> No.14747107
File: 2.01 MB, 426x224, Steamed sliced lotus root with pork_1.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14747107

pork or beef
mushroom, carrot
ginger, green onion
soy sauce, oyster sauce, rice wine
rice flour

soy sauce, oyster sauce, sugar, starch water to thicken

>> No.14747112
File: 1.28 MB, 426x224, Steamed sliced lotus root with pork_2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>14747107

>> No.14747175

>>14743363
Upvotes

>> No.14747183
File: 1.72 MB, 426x240, Sichuan Braised Chinese Bamboo Rat (Rhizomys).webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14747183

More based wang

>> No.14747188
File: 2.83 MB, 426x240, Sichuan Braised Chinese Bamboo Rat (Rhizomys)_1.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.14747199

>>14747106
>trying to shift attention away from their horrible cuisine
t. SEA faggot

>> No.14747224

>>14743477
Burn the sauce and the cheese doesn't melt..

>> No.14747292

>>14746632
i can tell you never threw up, also Jägermeister is too sweet you have to mix it with something

>> No.14747304
File: 2.74 MB, 320x180, pan fry crab.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.14747305

>>14747292
>what is Jägerbomb

>> No.14747316

>>14743349
I don't care what they say! Kay is a blessing from God himself

>> No.14747354

>>14744998
>his cucumbers have white foam
uhhhhh

>> No.14747361

>>14745654
Based science teacher

>> No.14747389
File: 1.70 MB, 426x224, different ways to cut watermelons.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.14747403

>>14747292
Jägermeister tastes terrible and I only ever see poor people and edgy teenagers buy it. If you have any self respect, you'd never touch that stuff.

>> No.14747467

>>14747403
who gives a fuck about buys that, its a sweet herb liqour and nothing more
go buy underberg instead if you care so much

>> No.14747538
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>> No.14747541
File: 1.17 MB, 426x240, Sour-and-Spicy Napa Cabbage.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.14747546
File: 2.24 MB, 426x240, Malaysian cooks a pizza.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14747546

>>14747199

>> No.14747570

>>14744310
Am I the only one who wants to chew on her milk duds?

>> No.14747578

>>14743351
>a literal child can cook better than 98% of /ck/

>> No.14747612

>>14747183
wish this guy would do crispy roasted pork belly

>> No.14747619
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>> No.14747620

>>14747403

Jägermeister is like medium sweet for a liquor that type. Its not that sweet. Try a salmiakki vodka, or similar. Its so sweet. Just like most berry stuff or fucking cream liqours much much sweeter them.

>> No.14747625
File: 1.33 MB, 426x240, Isopod Cooking Hour_1.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>14747625

>> No.14747668
File: 1.14 MB, 426x240, steamed frogs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14747668

>>14747659

>> No.14747681

>>14744870
Chinese aren't human and deserve to be treated as such.

>> No.14747687

>>14747668
We nuked the wrong asians.

>> No.14747699
File: 2.83 MB, 426x240, Handmade Noodles Making Master _ 手工麵線製作達人- Taiwanese Traditional Food.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.14747703

>>14743660
b a s e d lil guy

>> No.14747705
File: 2.48 MB, 426x240, Handmade Noodles Making Master _ 手工麵線製作達人- Taiwanese Traditional Food_1.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14747705

>>14747699
Nice and hygenic

>> No.14747724

>>14743308
>using a shitty steak knife that looks like it was stolen from a goddamn buffet to cut everything

>> No.14747772

>>14744063
>fill a 400ml glass more than halfway
>shake with ice
>overfill a 200ml glass with ice
>pour the cold-shaken drink in
>stir it
?????

>> No.14747781

>>14744073
I took your mom to Poundland

>> No.14747796

>>14746244
I'm not interesting in eating turtles or frogs, but if that's what other people eat, so be it. Not really a good place to draw the line. The rest just looks like normal ass food, squashes, carrots, fish, etc.

>> No.14747836

>>14743387
way too sweet

>> No.14747839
File: 2.37 MB, 426x240, thai handy.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.14747850

>>14744870
Why is this allowed?

>> No.14747872
File: 2.04 MB, 426x240, STONEFISH - Fried.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.14747899

Gotta be honest, watching people who are shitty at cooking isn't that entertaining, neither are Asians.

>> No.14747946
File: 163 KB, 418x240, surlyboy.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>14747899

>> No.14748007
File: 12 KB, 320x320, 1508382473175.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14748007

>>14745897
>tfw no crabbin dog

>> No.14748028

>>14743351
You left out the max comfy part where the big brother helps the little brother eat.

>> No.14748090

>>14746050
a lot of food and drinks are served that way dummy. it's about presentation. what do you expect the customer to do, take a picture of a boring homogenous wall of color?

>> No.14748127

>>14743536
>aight let me show you how i open cans and various packaging

not cooking

>> No.14748156
File: 2.87 MB, 480x480, Yummy Food 5.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>14748028

>> No.14748307
File: 2.85 MB, 600x336, Turkey Meatloaf Muffin.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.14748321

>>14746876
Nigger I'm literally German and that's a German woman in German TV

>> No.14748332
File: 2.85 MB, 600x336, Swedish Pancakes.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.14748347
File: 2.81 MB, 600x336, Breakfast Casserole.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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File: 2.85 MB, 600x336, Chicken Curry.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.14748399
File: 2.88 MB, 600x336, Denver Scramble.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.14748419
File: 2.86 MB, 600x336, Baby Back Ribs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.14748446
File: 2.75 MB, 640x360, Bullet Proof Coffee.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.14748456
File: 2.86 MB, 600x336, One Skillet Meal.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.14748467

>>14744175
>>14746759
Translation: Nobody's posted the egg fort, Jack poor man's chili, or dancing cat webm for the thousandth time

>> No.14748483
File: 2.91 MB, 540x302, Nacho Cheese Sauce.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.14748497

>>14748467
Well, what are you waiting for? It ain't gonna post itself.

>> No.14748503
File: 2.91 MB, 640x338, Signs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14748503

>>14748497
Forgot to name my webms so this is the best I can do

>> No.14748508
File: 2.82 MB, 640x360, Can Opener.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.14748529

>>14743916
>Tyronavirus
lmao

>> No.14748541
File: 2.87 MB, 540x302, OH WOW.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.14748553

>>14748446
Bullet Proof Coffee is a real thing and it isn't all that bad

>> No.14748675
File: 2.88 MB, 360x640, Sea Food.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.14748706
File: 1.64 MB, 1038x901, 1552603201895.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14748706

>>14743295
what a great webm. cant wait to show all of my friends this gem!

>> No.14748708

>>14748553
Agreed but all their "health" claims and psuedoscience is bullshit.

>> No.14748744

>>14748675
>eating sand fleas
WHY? Those shits are perfectly good bait for real fish why the FUCK would you waste them by trying to eat what little meat they have?

>> No.14748750
File: 302 KB, 220x345, tenor (17).gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14748750

>>14743630
those cardboard olivves are a disgrace to humanity

>> No.14748766

>>14744161
those things taste like cancer. even after a two day hike id rather eat roadkill than uncle bens.

>> No.14748855

>>14743387
How do you get drunk from this?

>> No.14748872
File: 2.91 MB, 640x360, Kentucky Burgoo.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14748872

>>14748855
Vodka, Rum, Tequila and Cognac,mixed with fruit juice, Kool-Aid or candy.

Webm unrelated.

>> No.14748876

>>14743349
What a fucking asshole

>> No.14748899

>>14746010
>fried

>> No.14748903

>>14748855
>1/3rd bottle if 30%+ spirits and everclear
>how do you get drunk from this

Anon...
Its the alcohol

>> No.14749012
File: 2.84 MB, 600x336, Olive Bread Recipe.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.14749027

>>14748876
No need to be so rude to her. She's got health problems, you know?

>> No.14749045

>>14743326
Step 1: trephinate watermelon

>> No.14749056
File: 2.82 MB, 580x468, Deep Fried Butter.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.14749062

>>14748321
Burgerclap detected. She is definitely american, I can tell by the way the fat on the underside of her arms swing.

>> No.14749078

>>14743351
Sauce?

>> No.14749090
File: 2.88 MB, 480x480, Yummy Food 6.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14749090

>>14749078

>> No.14749101

>>14749090
Is that it? No Youtube or anything to see more?

>> No.14749158
File: 2.90 MB, 402x500, Smart Girl 1.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14749158

>>14749101


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWgd6r1zc4c&t=525s

>> No.14749211

>>14749158
>you where never live in a place you can just pick up random plants off the ground and eat them

>> No.14749217
File: 2.86 MB, 402x500, Smart Girl 7.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>14745906

>> No.14749231

>>14749211
Pretty much every country has its own edible plants on the ground, it doesnt have to be some remote tropical place

>> No.14749240

>>14743746
he's so god damn cute

>> No.14749257

>>14743308
For maximum flavor, be sure to dice your onion one strip at a time.

>> No.14749280

>>14744272
>eurofags
Europe isn't one singular country with the same culture and customs, though it's obvious bait i sitll responded

>> No.14749301

>>14746244
I miss getting to visit the lobster tank at the grocery store. I haven't seen one at a normal grocery store in a long time

>> No.14749317

>>14746997
wtf is it supposed to even represent? they use a different tool as a pepper grinder so I know it's not S+P

>> No.14749318
File: 2.48 MB, 1280x720, jack18.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.14749334

>>14747705
I'm glad to see they have two sets of chopsticks

>> No.14749341

>>14748156
good brush technique

>> No.14749382

>>14745654
There are several bottles of vodka plugged into that watermelon

>> No.14749390

>>14745567
Prove that a watermelon can absorb more vodka than the amount of water it has inside then because you haven't done this yet

>> No.14749429

>>14743660
based

>> No.14749438
File: 2.87 MB, 640x360, Dandelion Salad.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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14749459

>>14743718
are there poor people that really buy this shit, wtf.

>> No.14749462
File: 2.84 MB, 640x360, Homemade Sausage Hash Brown.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.14749463

>>14746586
of course

>> No.14749467
File: 383 KB, 263x301, 1573702110513.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>14745542

>> No.14749476

>>14747403
We know, you dont have friends and never went to the club

>> No.14749521
File: 2.90 MB, 540x302, Northmart Prices.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.14749527

>>14749462
looked fine and then they turned it into disgusting american slop for no reason

>> No.14749572

>>14745542
everyone calling this soy but this was pretty good when i was a teen, this is some old shit

>> No.14749700

>>14743573
>Implying you don't want a sexy gook chick feeding you tuna salad all day.

>> No.14749706

>>14747724
It's a Golden Corral knife!

>> No.14749713

>>14749217
The hygienic standards on these little gook chefs is amazing.

>> No.14749720

>>14748156
>Cooking rats

>> No.14749741

>>14749158
>3:44

>> No.14749773

>>14743326
That looks more like a long island iced tea watermelon.

>> No.14749797

>>14747106
We don't package our tuna like cat food, ya dumb incel.

>> No.14749808

>>14744231
Yeah, but that yaagaer bomb, or whatever it is, is a rip off.

>> No.14749895

>>14743536
This is the "tex mex" that flyover posters brag about on this board.

>> No.14749906

>>14746737
Maybe he's one of them honorary aryans.

>> No.14749920

>>14743698
She fried the garlic and pork sausage.

>> No.14749953

>>14746183
How would anyone not be? Did you see the final presentation? All that for about $2. That's called art, you pleb.

>> No.14750070

>>14749476
Let me guess, your sole existence for living is to be the "LifE oF THe ParTy!"

>> No.14750112

>>14750070
Nah, jäger is usually one of the first shots you buy when you turn 18

>> No.14750188

>>14743615
Southern spain/france bordering the med are filled with avocado farms retard, we eat them for every meal when in season

>> No.14750242

>>14749090
>Dull and rusty butcher's knife
Sorry to burst your bubble.

>> No.14750249

>>14750112
>Not reliving your younger years
What are you, 19?

>> No.14750258

>>14749090
the "kid can cook better than 90% of /ck/" quote was probably being far too lenient

>> No.14750428
File: 2.88 MB, 854x480, Tacos al Pastor.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14750428

>>14749720
Gotta do what you gotta do.

>> No.14750439

>>14744388
why do they have the pet section next to produce

>> No.14750644

>>14743668
Fucking hell.

>> No.14750733
File: 2.67 MB, 640x360, Travis Scott Meal - McDonald’s.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.14750958

>>14750428
Looks fucking nice but why do they always have to make shit so sexual with the slow mo and styling. Just cook the food reeeee.

>> No.14750967

>>14749318
Why do people hate Jack bros?
https://downwithjackscalfani.wordpress.com/

>> No.14751053

>>14745696
autism

>> No.14751055

>>14744333
for a second there, I thought the thumbnail was nicocado

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14751088

>>14745696

>> No.14751193

>>14744272
LMAO i love it

>> No.14751213

>>14745696
holy autism


&$tbsp.

>> No.14751215

>>14748307
i expected them to put a third serving of ketchup on top at the end

>> No.14751286

>>14744270
His bent fingers kek

>> No.14751432
File: 2.72 MB, 626x360, surly king of the egg fort.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>14751432

>> No.14751665
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14751665

havent seen this one posted in a while

>> No.14751682

>>14743438
Never seen anyone just make half a sandwich.

>> No.14751732

>>14749317
What kind of logic is that? Of course it's salt and pepper, what else would be on a table with those colors

>> No.14751824

>>14747699
theyre wiping th noodles on the odl dirty floor
nice