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What is the GOAT fruit and why is it watermelon?

>> No.14739596
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>>14739588
For me it’s White grapes

>> No.14739988

>>14739588
I love watermelon but it can never be the best since I OD on it and end up peepee ing out by butt. If I eat watermelon I dare not fart.

>> No.14740019

Pears are the best

>> No.14740027

>>14739588
that's a pig you retard

>> No.14740033

Melon nets a lot of gold in the fall.

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Banana is tasty

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>>14739588
>tfw allergic to melons

>> No.14740088

>>14740057
oh man that sucks, i'm so sorry for you. melons are so bomb.

>> No.14740128

Watermelon is the weakest melon out there. Canteloupe is leagues more enjoyable. Hell, even honeydew is better.
That said, watermelon is still delicious.
That said as well, bananas and a well-ripened cherimoya are the only fruits more decadent than a standard cookie so I'd say it's one of them if we're going for pure, primitive enjoyment.

>> No.14741270

>>14739588
fuck off big watermelon shill, you dumb fucking cunt. i hate you
>>14740128
is right, honeydew and cantaloupe shit all over your nasty ass flavorless textureless gross slimy watermelons. get out of here and never come back

>> No.14742796

>>14740035
kek that pic

>> No.14742808

>>14739588
god i want to kick and stomp on that fucking thing

>> No.14742852

>>14739988
I have the same problem, I'll eat half a watermelon and piss out my ass 15-30 minutes later
Still eat the other half the same day tho

>> No.14742930

No, that'll be the apple.