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This bbq sauce is DOGSHIT and if you actually like it, you have shitty tastes. It's hfcs slop, entirely too sweet and horrible. Why is this so fucking popular? Every time I have ribs, chicken, anything grilled at someones house and they use bbq sauce, it's always this. Yes, I'm mad about bbq sauce. It sucks, period. Is there anything more overrated than this?

>> No.14734734

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xmard03_jbo

>> No.14734751

>>14734728
Not liking something means you have shit taste. A wider range of taste is good. Being picky means your tastebuds are shit.

>> No.14734950

>>14734728
No, the problem is you treat it like ketchup and not bbq sauce. Thin it out with some water and heat it up in the microwave. It's a game changer imo

>> No.14735028
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14735028

the cola kind is the best kind

>> No.14735066

>>14734728
Yeah no shit.
There's a reason it's always on sale for 99¢.
It's literally Kraft tier.

>> No.14735088

>>14734728
BBQ sauce is only good as a ketchup substitute on fries. Sorry, but I don't like to spread JAM on meats. It's disgusting.

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>>14734728
Everything OP says is true. If you're going for supermarket sauce the steady standard is picture related

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14736317

>when you buy such cheap and flavorless cuts you need BBQ to impart some flavor

>> No.14736323

>>14736317
I use to think like this but then I stopped giving a motherfuck

>> No.14736329

BBQ sauce is for chicky tendies.

>> No.14736338

>>14736317
Is that the mystery behind the reason why Euroland doesn't use BBQ?

>> No.14736342

>>14735066
This guy understands.
Its no surprise that economics wins every goddamn time.
Your friend says "bring some bbq sauce to the party". Standing in the store, you are faced with a shelf of Sweet Baby Ray's for $0.99, and Stubb's is there for $4.99 each.
Which one do you leave with?
Thats right. Economics is KING.

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>>14734728
but it makes me feel like i'm imparting and sharing in cooking with the soul of a blind black man with a musical talent to bbq.

>> No.14736347

>>14736342
yeah! see, thats 5 baby rays for 1 stubbs, now that sir, now that is an absolutely and honest real steal of a deal.

>> No.14736352

>>14736338
it's more because barbecuing isn't really a thing in europe. they tend to conflate grilling and barbecuing so you get some confusion. if you look at meat cuts us and europe styles are different.

>> No.14736368

>>14735028
fuck that sounds goooood.

>> No.14736405

If walmart had a flavour, it would be sweet baby rays. It's sugary slop for american oinkers.

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14736540

>>14734728

Avoid the high fructose sauces. That's why I get the authentic BBQ Sauce: Nigga Edition. Can never go wrong with Stubb's.

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14736552

I use this, fuck you foodies aka "food pigs", eat normal every day food and don't complain, it's literally just food

>> No.14736556

>>14736540
The original is my favourite bbq sauce, but I found the bourbon kind of gross and sickly sweet. What are the others like?

>> No.14736562

>>14736540
Fuck, I wish my country had these.

>> No.14736591

>>14734950
I use ketchup as a base for my own BBQ sauce. add brown sugar, garlic pow., fresh ground black pepper...whatever spices I'm feelin' at the moment, and a dash or two of liquid smoke. Heat that up to a quick bubble...Voila!
Can adjust with apple cider vinegar or even fruit juices. maybe,(usually,) a shot of sriracha or dash of Cheyenne as well...
Heating to a quick simmer is key though, even if it's only a minute in a microwave.
This is /ck/, I'd hope you guys would at least TRY making your own and not just take the prefab, cornsyrup slurry that is the usual suspect.
>>14735028
I'd definitely try a mexican coke reduction addition to the above.

>> No.14736599

>>14734728
It's ridiculously cheap and worth it if you're making a lot.

>> No.14736608

>>14736556
There's a few more than that not pictured. I never tried the bourbon. But the other all the other ones are really delicious. They don't have that nasty syrup after taste like the high fructose brands.

>>14736562
Amazon. Ebay. The ones on Ebay are insanely expensive. $13 USD for one bottle.

>> No.14736618

>>14736540
That's real nice, but you completely ignored this post:
>>14736342
Wow, the thing that cost FIVE TIMES MORE is actually better? Amazing concept. Why don't you just pay five times more for everything? Its fine, you can just go get four more jobs, and finally live the good life.

>> No.14736643

>>14736618
Not that anon but there are some stuff you should pay a little more if you want it well done, sometimes for some works the cheapest option is not the best as my country say "lo barato sale caro"

>> No.14736750

>>14736618

A bottle of that stuff is like $3 or $4 at a grocery store. $12, I'm sure the person who input that price on the listings has a very large nose.

>> No.14737485

>>14734728
For me it's Great Value Sweet & Spicy
Available at Walmart
18oz Bottle is $1.50
That's less than .10¢ per ounce
Incredible Flavor and Incredible Affordability

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>>14737485
In all the excitement i forgot a picture.

>> No.14737537

>>14734728
Stubb's spicy is the only bbq sauce you need.

>> No.14737547

>>14736562
Your country doesn't have amazon or the internet ?

>> No.14737556

>>14736562

It's even sold here in Switzerland, only one variety though

>> No.14737572

>>14734728
The ultimate truth I learned from some Mexicans: saute an onion, then briefly some garlic, then maybe half a cup of beer, then the bbq sauce, any kind, and simmer for 20 min or so. Even better if yo have a nice ginger/galangal chunk.

>> No.14737593

>>14734728
Based

>> No.14737596

>>14736338
They don't have summers in Europe and you aren't allowed to have an assault grill.

>> No.14737608

>>14737572
That sounds good, thanks for sharing

>> No.14737621

The sweetness is what makes it a smart choice.

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>> No.14737665

>>14736338
Most can't grill or BBQ because memes aside, many of them are in closely packed together housing units, so if there isn't some "oi you need a loicense for that" type gov't regulation or law banning grills/grilling, the landlord themselves has something, just like most Apartment complexes in the US. The little grilling culture I'm even aware of is England not being too different than the US, but that's mostly in the north, and then in the Germanic/nordic countries, with the little compact grills they take to parks, but they are constantly banned due to fire watches now.

>> No.14737679

>>14734728
I only use their Teriyaki sauce. For BBQ I prefer Kinders

>> No.14737965

Just steal BBQ packets from any fast food restaurant

>> No.14738569

>>14734728
every bbq sauce tastes like shit anon.

>> No.14738604

>>14734728
First of all, you mix it with brown spicy mustard and worcestershire sauce, some cayenne, and oil maybe some garlic and ginger.

Then you use it on chicken, 3-5 coats while on the BBQ, comes out fantastic.

>> No.14740254

>>14737630
ironically the best sauce, everything else is bullshit

>> No.14740283

>>14734728
>buy cheap supermarket BBQ sauce
>get cheap supermarket BBQ sauce

>> No.14740312

>>14736323
>underrated reply
thank you anon

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14740334

>>14734728
I like dis

>> No.14740335

>>14734728
I was just think about this sauce the other day. its the only one I see and I feel like that webm of the guy saying

"all a nigga loves is all a nigga knows;and a nigga that don't know much DON'T GROW MUCH."

>> No.14740389

What's wrong with hfcs? It's just sugar.

>> No.14740656

>>14736540
OG Stubbs is tied for my favorite BBQ sauce stuff is just fucking fantastic and cant get enough of it.

>> No.14741028

Finally someone who agrees with me. This and fuck KC masterpiece its not even from KC. And the BBQ here is top and whats more based is I can buy the local shops sauces. Fuck Texan, Fuck north carolina BBQ

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14741058

This shit right here.

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14741219

This one is great and fairly cheap.

>> No.14741240

>>14736540
love stubbs

>> No.14742495 [DELETED] 

>>14736338
I'm from Europe, living in an apartment and I own a weber kettle, very niche thing here, also cuts like brisket/boston butt don't exist here in local butchers, you have to buy from specialized online shops and pay more for it.

>> No.14742521

>>14736338
American BBQ is a niche thing here in Europe, cuts like boston butt don't even exist at local butchers and brisket is used for soup/stew. If you want the proper cuts, you have to buy online and people don't trust buying online. American BBQ is not known at all.

>> No.14742582

>>14736540
Stubbs is really good, I like the sweet heat one

>> No.14742597

>>14741028
Hello fellow KC anon. My favorite BBQ sauce is the classic Gates. I'm glad football is back too and our team this year is even better than last year.