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14734382 No.14734382[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Excuse me, I'd like to order a pizza--what toppings do you have
>Well we have cheese, pepperoni, sau-
WHAT? CHEESE?
PEPPERONI?
THOSE ARE FOR CHILDREN
Let me see that list...
Ah yes, I'll have the quattro formaggio with spicy salame
>Sure thing, here you go
WHAT IS THIS I WANT TO SPEAK TO A MANAGER!
>Ma'am, it's exactly what you ordered... no refunds ;)

How happy were you when you stopped believing the lies that (((>>>/ck/))) was peddling? There's no such thing as a topping for "children"--that pepperoni is just a specific kind of salami and cheese is such a good topping it goes on just about every kind of pizza

>> No.14734394

pepperoni is for children

>> No.14734397

Why would I be calling a pizza place? I'm vegan.

>> No.14734404

>>14734394
I didn't realize that children had such a large control over making pepperoni one of the most popular pizza toppings in the world, seeing as how they don't have disposable income

oh that's right, you're just an idiot

:^)

>> No.14734546

Pepperoni is based

>> No.14735344

>>14734394
if pepperoni is for children why did i hate it as a child but love it as an adult

>> No.14735431

>>14735344
benjamin button ass nigga

>> No.14735448
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14735448

>>14734382
My children were given to me by an old USSR orphanage. My children were given a home by me on the strict instructions that it was highly disciplined and highly sexual. We carbonated some of their urine last weekend with our new sodastream. Unbelievable. 4 more years of TRUMP please gentlemen.