Foods for this feel?

[Anonymous No.14733848]

so /ck/ last night i drank myself till death and now i'm feeling like human garbage, what's your go to hangover meal?

[Anonymous No.14733856]

>>14733848
a bullet

[SAGE No.14733860]

>to death
no you didnt you attention seeking loser. drink more next time so we wont have to see these shit threads in the future

[Anonymous No.14733883]

>>14733848
Menudo

[Anonymous No.14733886]

Full English.
It exists for a reason.
At least
>greasy meat
>big pile of homefries/hashbrowns/tots
>3 eggs with sharp cheddar melted on
>rye toast
>various jams and jellies
>glass of milk
>glass of OJ
>cup of strong coffee

[Anonymous No.14733889]

>>14733848
Biscuts and gravy with red chili flakes. Zipfizz to drink because its high in water soluble vitamins like b12 and C

[Anonymous No.14733905]

Just water and a few bites of something

[Anonymous No.14733910]

sadly you didnt actually die and made this shitty thread

[Anonymous No.14733916]

>>14733848
water

[Anonymous No.14733920]

pickles

[Anonymous No.14733929]

>Wash and dice potatoes
>Boil in salted water
>Slice cabbage and add to microwave safe bowl with a slice of butter
>Cover and cook
>Drain potatoes when tender
>Mix with butter
>Mix potatoes and cabbage together
>Dump on plate and season with lemon pepper

[Anonymous No.14733965]

>>14733848
half pound of bacon, 4 eggs, 4 pieces of toast, and 2 potatoes worth of home fries.

[Anonymous No.14733971]

>>14733848
Tonkotsu Ramen.

[Anonymous No.14733989]

>>14733848
Just don't drink. Nobody actually has fun while drinking. Even if you meet a girl and get laid, it's going to be a fleeting encounter and leave you feeling even more empty than before. I wish I stopped sooner.

[Anonymous No.14733994]

>>14733989
Pussy.

[Anonymous No.14734122]

>>14733994
I did this "going out" routine a bunch in my 20s. I even got laid a lot. But ultimately it was a waste of time and bad for my health. It's not worth it.

[Anonymous No.14734179]

>>14733848
Tater tot poutine with extra curds with a tater top poutine topped with cony sauce and extra curds for dessert with a cigarette and 4 mimosas to wash it down then coom and a nap

[Anonymous No.14734180]

>>14733989
Retard

[Anonymous No.14734191]

>>14734180
Dopamine addict

[Anonymous No.14734226]

>>14734179
this sounds like fucking paradise my god

[Anonymous No.14734242]

>>14734226
Nap didn’t end until 3pm at which point no hangover and getting drunk again, pussies.

[Anonymous No.14734243]

>>14733848
more vodka
>>14733856
only in my dreams

[Anonymous No.14734290]

>>14733989
Based, if you don't drink for taste alone you are fucking retarded.

[Anonymous No.14734295]

Ovaltine.

[Anonymous No.14734297]

>>14733848
Taco bell.

[Anonymous No.14734300]

>>14734242
i wish i could be a functioning alcoholic

[Anonymous No.14734311]

>>14733848
Poorly made soup and burned eggs

[Anonymous No.14734497]

>>14734300
It’s super easy, we believe in you Peter.

[Anonymous No.14734531]

>>14733848
Unironically just keep drinking. no hangover, simple as.
In the event that one actually needs/wants to sober up, diet Coke, cigs and when you think your stomach is ready, chicken nuggets. But I personally wouldn't bother with the whole drink-sober up-drink etc cycle, much better to either keep the addiction bubbling along or quit 100% for life than to binge<->purge.

[Anonymous No.14734537]

My go-to hangover meal is a double quarter pounder meal with a large orange fruitopia. And two extra strength advil, for good measure.

[Anonymous No.14734717]

>>14733848
Oatmeal with honey, Gatorade, gallon of water.

[Anonymous No.14734801]

>>14733886
I have never, ever seen melted cheese on a fry up mate
>Rye toast
No you fucking poof, fried bread or buttered white toast
>Jams and jellies
Stop

[Anonymous No.14736040]

Fries with mayonnaise
Lemon Lime Gatorade

[Anonymous No.14736170]

>>14734801
>Fries and onion rings for breakfast
>Rando canned tomatoes
>liquidy fucking bean soup
>a lemon wedge with a razorblade in it

What in the fuck

[Anonymous No.14736194]

>>14733848
Pedialite nigga. Its like magic elixir

[Anonymous No.14736245]

>>14733989
True, drinking is trash. I drink kava now instead and its light years better. No black outs,no shitty hangovers and it makes me more social and feel good having convos.

[Anonymous No.14736264]

>>14733889
This guy knows what he is talking about

[Anonymous No.14736359]

>>14734300
No you don’t. Waking up covered elmers glue sweat, pissing orange jello and buckshot shitting cake batter daily gets old.

[Anonymous No.14736532]

>>14736359
>pissing orange jello
You're supposed to neck as much water as you can before you pass out, dumbdumb. Although it is a bit of a fine art, too much and you'll piss yourself.
As for the greasy cake batter sloppashits, well, I happen to find them incredibly satisfying.

[Anonymous No.14736544]

>>14733989
>Nobody actually has fun while drinking

[Anonymous No.14736548]

definitely greasy breakfast food

[Anonymous No.14736557]

>>14736544
There's no reasoning with straight-edge kids. Being drunk is the only time I ever feel anything.

[Anonymous No.14736570]

>>14733848
THERE IS NO SECRET HANGOVER CURE FOOD
The ONLY thing that works is more alcohol. less than you drank yesterday. keep going 3-4 days gradually reducing the amount of alcohol.

[Anonymous No.14738064]

>>14734801
is all that food in your pic for just one person?

[Anonymous No.14738073]

>>14733848
Drink a beer you'll feel better.

[Anonymous No.14738080]

>>14736245
Kava is much worse for your liver than drinking is anon.

[Anonymous No.14738090]

>>14736532
Based. Also if you just add hard kombucha into the mix and eat more potatoes you'll have better shits. There's a reason the irish, scotch, and krouts eat so much potatoes and gravy.

[Anonymous No.14738095]

To fix a hangover you have to prevent it, otherwise you just wait it out. Drink water, eat a banana with some peanut butter, and go find something to distract yourself.

[Anonymous No.14738107]

>>14738095
I'm so fucking angry saunas are closed. Nothing is better than

[Anonymous No.14738115]

>>14738095
I'm willing to holocaust the chinese if the saunas could reopen. Nothing is better than drinking a gallon of water and sweating out the evil for 40 minutes.

[Anonymous No.14738200]

Eat pho and drink 3 beers but then no more.

Hair of the dog works but be careful. Wait until evening or late afternoon to have the beer and pho. I started drinking when I woke up in the shower after a night out and I turned into an alcoholic. Sober now and have been for 2 years, but yea- pho and 3 beers will have you feeling like a million bucks in no time

[Anonymous No.14738236]

>>14738080
No its not. That whole thing is a thing from the 90s. Real "noble" kava isn't bad for your liver at all, its only when you start taking sketchy brands that use leaves and stems/other unnecessary parts of the plants. If you use strictly the roots it's perfectly safe for your liver and has been used for hundreds upon hundreds of years in polynesian culture.

look into it, its not as bad as you think.

[Anonymous No.14738239]

>>14734122
And now you post on 4chan and tell people not to have fun.

[Anonymous No.14738272]

>>14733848
For me it's eather congee (Chinese porridge) or if I don't wanna wait (which is most of the time), I make pasta drowned in creme fraiche with lots of cheese and a sunny side egg. I put the egg on the pasta, mix that stuff as best as I can and voilà. Just need a blanket, some crappy movie and eather fruit juice or water and I'm good to go

[Anonymous No.14738591]

>>14733848
There are some fundamental things the body needs when fighting alcohol.

>water
Can't stress this enough. Not some sugary shit, just good old plain ass water, lots of it.
>vitamin C
OJ or lemon water is nice, some people pop a pill or do a fizzy tablet, I know a dude that straight up peels a lemon and eats it.
>electrolytes
Some people swear by Gatorade, but nothing beats a good strong broth - that shit can turn your day around.
>calories
Fat is good. Full English, fried shit, eggs, fast food, all that jazz. People tend to forget to eat while drinking and hungover, and it makes things worse
>magnesium
Helps with fatigue. Best option is magnesium rich mineral water, if available.

Also, coffee and cigs, as many here have mentioned, can only give you a boost after the headache is gone and you don't feel wrecked and dehydrated. But, if you do a lot of either, be sure to have a cig and/or a weaker coffee later in the day so you don't fight withdrawal along with the hangover.

[Anonymous No.14739196]

>>14738272
>I make pasta drowned in creme fraiche with lots of cheese and a sunny side egg
that sounds amazing anon

[Anonymous No.14739337]

>>14736557
you need to take some shrooms and sort yourself out