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what dish is an instant panty dropper in your experience?

>> No.14725811

>>14725739
For you, money.

>> No.14725830

Chicken cordon bleu. I made it the first time I had this girl at my place for some food. We've been together for 3 years.

Don't use shitty ham.

>> No.14725997

>>14725739
if she's the type for it and you can make decent sushi definitely go for that

>> No.14726001

>>14725830
>Been together 3 years
Shit or get off the pot.

>> No.14726008

Literally anything.
Woman can't cook in 2020 so just follow any youtube chef recipe.

>> No.14726081

>>14725739
Bitches love Chicken Marsala, and it's relatively easy to make. Mix flour salt pepper and oregeno together, use it to dust chicken breasts cut into medallions. Fry in olive oil and butter, once browned, add marsala cooking wine and chicken stock mixed together 1/2 cup of each. Let thicken. If you want to spruce it up carmelized onions and traditionally mushrooms goes in it too, but not everyone is into mushrooms. Serve next to standard butter noodles w/ garlic and parmesean.

>> No.14726134

anything that gives her diarrhea because then she knows you arent just using her for anal sex

>> No.14726533

nothing, they dont care about the food, just how the kitchen looks and if you seem cool while you cook and chat her up
this applies to when girls cook for guys too

>> No.14726714

>>14726134
What's the point in riding if the trails aren't muddy?

>> No.14726797

>>14725739
molly

>> No.14726809

>>14725739

Anything with a pan sauce. Splashing a little wine or brandy in a pan, especially with a flambe, makes pretty much any normie think you're a Michelin-tier chef.

>> No.14726813

>>14725739
burger

>> No.14727562
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14727562

Just go with your safest bet on what tasted good to the most amount of people and make it nice and fancy. Then just make sure to load the bitch with all the feel good shit. Spike her food with sugar, use artificial flavors, msg on meats, and evaporate nicotine into the air.

>> No.14727585

>>14726809
>Michelin-tier chef.
Restaurants are award per Michelin stars not chefs. You need to lurk moar and actually understand culinary matters before you post again.
You're making a cunt of yourself with your ignorance and quite frankly it's embarrassing.

>> No.14727609

>>14726008
We're still waiting for the bloom of romance to wane so we can rationally assess our feelings for each other with normalized hormones, but thanks for your unsolicited advice.

>> No.14727719

>>14727609
3 years is more than enough time you lackadaisical homosexual

>> No.14728057
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14728057

>>14725739
chocolate potato chips

>> No.14728188

>>14728057
based

>> No.14728248

>needing to impress a f*male in order to get her panties down
Women don't enjoy sex. Come to the faggot side, enjoy all the degenerate sex you want, whenever you want.

>> No.14728271

>>14725739
dessert, cheesecake, mousse, chocolate flavored whatever

>> No.14728282

>>14728248
yes but what do I cook for the fellow

>> No.14728284

>>14728248
sound pretty gay t b h

>> No.14728292

>>14728282
No dish can make a faggot's mouth water more than the sight of a cock. Skip the dinner, just go straight to the bedroom

>> No.14728308

>>14728248
>Women don't enjoy sex
With you maybe, that shit doesn't make sense.

>> No.14728340

>>14728308
The only thing women enjoy about sex is the amount of power and control they exert with their filthy fish smelling hole.
All the moans your gf ever let out were fake, I'm sorry to tell you.

>> No.14728372

>>14728340
Imagine telling on yourself this much. Must be tough having a small dick

>> No.14728379

>>14728372
I hope you figure out the truth before making the mistake of marrying on of them, and then wonder why your sex life suddenly died

>> No.14728385
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14728385

>The only thing women enjoy about sex is the amount of power and control they exert with their filthy fish smelling hole.
All the moans your gf ever let out were fake, I'm sorry to tell you.

>> No.14728405

>>14728385
>le registered democrat face
>>>/qa/

>> No.14728413

>>14728379
Sure thing fagoon

>> No.14728454

>>14728292
but what if we're hungry

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14728462

>>>14728385 (You)
>>le registered democrat face
>>>>/qa/

>> No.14728485

>>14728462
>le plainclothes federal agent face
>>>/qa/

>> No.14728505

>>14725739
>panty dropper
>doesn't post the character named panty
Why do you do this

>> No.14729348

>>14728505
Stocking is the real Panty dropper.

>> No.14729356

>>14725739
roofies and chloroform

>> No.14729359

>>14728340

people are mad at you for telling the truth, how pathetic

>> No.14729527

>>14725739
Something simple, not too fancy but tastes great when cooked from scratch.
Pasta.
But don't use jar sauce, learn how to make your own from scratch.

>> No.14729720

>>14725739
grilled salmon filet with mango salsa and coconut rice

>> No.14729818

>>14727585
And if the chef owns the restaurant then that's his fucking star you pretentious moron. What about embarrassing post to read indeed. Go find any chef with a starred restaurant and tell them
>WELL ACKSHUALLY YOU DONT HAVE A MICHELIN STAR TECHNICALLY YOUR RESTAURANT DOES
and see who they think the cunt is. You're a fucking idiot for real dude.

>> No.14730039

>>14727585

Autism: The Post

>> No.14730046
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14730046

>panty dropper
fuck off coomer

>> No.14730152

>>14725739
Invite them over and make fresh pasta with them. Good bonding, lots of opportunity for bants. Just fry up a chicken breast and make a basic Alfredo and there you go. You look competent, interesting, skilled, and you can gauge who she is based on how they work. You get laid and get to see who they are.

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14730216

As a southerner, go for diabetic shock

>Appetizer lead in, Potato salad (highly glycemic)
>Main entree, chicken waffles drenched with syrup and a scoop of ice cream
>Finish her with a 95% sugar, caramelized pecan pie

That's how we do it in the South, and... Also use sweet tea as the beverage of choice

>> No.14731943

>>14728454
den dey eat da pupu

>> No.14732797

>>14728385
damn... are democrats really this ugly?