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>>14724988That's some powerful stuff.
>>14724976This felt exhausting to watch
>>14725055This reminds me of Isaac Toast, a 700 store-strong Korean fast-food chain who pioneered the concept and took this street food phenomenon to the next level.>>14725063Audio needed please.
>>14724941Thats pretty retarded.
>>14724988Destroys the tangerine but not the plastic pipette?
>>14725632How can you tell it's plastic?I would expect it to be glass.
>>14725594>audio on /ck/Lurk moar, newfag.
>>14725640They're commonly used in high school science classes in America, so it's common knowledge here that they're made of plastic
>>14725656There could be more than one kind.There could be a cheap plastic kind that you saw in school and a more high quality one made of glass that is used by people who have more than a high school education.Is it really news to you that there can be different versions of a thing?Did you know that bottles come in both plastic and glass?
>>14725632tangerine has sugars which react with the acid, plastics used in a pipette tend to not react with acids.
>>14725757Glass pipettes do exist but they aren't often used even in research outside working with stuff like organic solvents.
>>14724948if every little pebble of food is coated in gelatin wont it be disgusting no matter what?
>>14724976>ripped up burger on a plateBravo
>>14726660Poor girl, she's doing her best. Deserves a little love.
>>14726717If it's with agar it literally tastes like nothing except whatever you made into spheres. This machine just makes the process less annoying, but you can make it yourself at home.
>>14724948>tfw can't eat cavier because I used fish eggs as bait when I was younger so all I see is fish food when looking at it
>>14727026Hot but disgusting
>>14727398It's not hot at all.
>>14727026>gets rid of the head to top off the glassbased
>>14727026Awkward trying to grab that beer though.
>>14727026At this point, just let me eat her butt
>>14727026>Iron Jack>Carlton DryOf course it's in Australia.
>>14725632Yeah wow its almost as if sterile plastic and organic matter are completely different things that react differently in the presence of acid or other volatile chemicals. Who would've thought? Fucking moron.
>>14728497>plastic is not organic
>>14727026Imagine the smell
>>14724941Who actually enjoys these retarded captions?
>>14727026jesus look at all that plastic surgery
>>14727151somebody post her boyfriend
>>14729173could you sue the bar if you got ecoli from the drink?
>>14729234Your more likely to get hepatitis.
>>14729479from a man's perspective, plastic surgery is fuckedit is really an attempt at genetic fraudif you see a cunt with plastic surgery, do a straight 360 and walk away
>>14730778but then I would be walking straight towards her???
>>14729838is this real?
>>14729173Outback aussie bars are the best
>>14728497Whoa, slow down there Einstein. Wanna repeat that in english?
>>14728497Plastics are organic matter you waste of ejaculate.
>>14729838can he get out?
>>14726656>>14729838>>14730833Virgin egg vendor vs Chad gulper
>>14731045Hmm delicious salmonella
>>14724991>Do not try this at homeAww man I was gonna try it at home :(
>>14724948Can you use calcium lactate as well to do that?
>>14725757Glass pipettes have a rubber stopper on top. They also don't have embossed volumes on them. >>14728497Based retard poster
>>14730792>anon doesn't moonwalk
>>14731530Maybe he was already moonwalking in the first place?
>>14730800Dunno man, the eggs look hella shopped to me. Ain't no expert tho.
>>14725428wtf is this retard doing?
>>14731906what's the green muck?
why is it that the people who cry the hardest about jack and eggfort just post the same disgusting instagram caption webms all the time?
>>14731925>making a sauce with the shit filled entrailsI'm gonna vomit.
>>14731920tomalley i think
>>14731938why is it that the people who cry the hardest about instagram captions just post the same disgusting jack and eggfort webms all the time?
>>14731935Making your own breadcrumbs like that seems turbo-autistic
>>14731920>>14731945Yeah, the video calls it 蟹みそ, which is literally "crab miso" but refers to the green tomalley. Also, Tokyo Gastronomy is cool and all, but did you really have to cut up a fucking 50 minute video into a billion webms?
>>14731957wow i sure havent seen this webm 500 times before! post the stupid butter chicken or the doritos turkey next you insufferable faggot
Can't keep the king down
>>14732063What's wrong with his hand?
>>14732067it's not around the neck of a pothead
>>14724976Ah yes the mc descontructed that would be $500 buddy would you look me extra fries mousse with that?
>14732120Would you want** wtf my cellphone had an aneurysm it seems
>>14732067He had a stroke. The guy really shouldn't be making cooking vids but he's still at it. To be fair that dip actually came out decent.These dogs on the other hand
>>14727578new york needs a nuke
>>14724988I dont think that is a super acid. Every super acid I have worked with requires nickel lab equipment, will break glass pretty much on contact.
>>14727026That doesn't look very sanitary I hope they change their rules a little you know with all this virus n shit, maybe put some latex suit
>>14726660How's that girl called?
>>14731045Boy oh boy do I not like that.
>>14732067I think that guy was just released from prison or something, idk
>>14727026Jews and niggers have so much to answer for.
>>14732324The same way anyone else is called, I imagine.
>>14724991blue hockey pucks??
>>14731917Video publishers hired a hibachi chef to make fried rice, but on a normal table.You can see the sadness in his eyes.
>>14727422Some men actually grew up and happen to enjoy ass over tits, you mong.
>>14729484where's the jannies when you need them>no mlp posting outside of mlp
>>14733507Seethe cope and dilate more.
>>14733455literally defeating the whole point of a bottle, easy and durable way to carry water.
>>14733842Big Plastic pls
>>14733432Or it could be the fact it's a joke video and they told him to look sad.
>>14729479>>14729207it's so cheap for women to get butt injections, it's not even surgery, they literally have the girl wear a bathing suit or thong, and inject the substance to make it look the way it does onn those instagram photos.and people fall for it. it's so sad, women are unbelievably fake these days, more than nay man. she could be an absolute GOBLIN and if she's rich enough, she'll look like a queen. and your children will be ugly, and the cycle will continue.anyways back to talking about food boys.
>>14732133>Have a stroke most likely in part because of your dogshit diet>Still eating hotdogs
>>14734781Hotdogs are keto and therefore healhy.
>>14734824The meat is, bun definitely isn't.
>>14731956Thanks for posting these, always enjoy them
>>14733366why do retards put sauce directly onto the chips or fries, rather than dipping it like a human?Shit will be soggy by the time you eat it if you do that
>>14729838HOW CAN HE GET OUT IF HE'S REAL?
>>14727026>Coats your glass in fecal residues combined with ass sweat
>>14732324>>14726660>>14727151imagine her sitting on your dick, convulsing and spazzing all over, youd cum in milliseconds
>>14733455wouldnt eating something that was in my pocket or bag be completely disgusting? have you ever found a piece of hard candy in the couch or in your car? that shi has all sorh of crap suck
>>14724948>takes precisiondo you have to cut the small balls yourself or what?
>>14735638typically, only the foreskin is removed
>>14733470evolutionary biology disagrees, tits became attractive when we became bipedal.if you prefer ass you are a literal subhuman ape.
>>14733842>>14733455its clearly a novelty/party trick and not intended to be long term storagewould be neat for mixed drinks at some overly expensive bar
>>14733371This is old, smears and microgreens are a faux pas nowadays. We're all about lines and mushrooms now.
>>14725055Christ those look good
>>14725002That's actually pretty cool. Chemists and geologists would probably love being able to watch this happen live - then get to eat some.
>>14727578pickles on pizza is actually pretty good, but that's just far too fucking much. need some other ingredients on it too.
>>14725055how does she get out?
>>14725033Gay as FUCK. Only homos eat beef tenderloin.
>>14725069Tell the brits if you really want to sell something you cant show a gook eating it. Gooks literally eat anything. Including gooks.
>>14732133>>14734781He's actually had two strokes.
>>14731967but the flavor is incredible.
>>14726949When the conquistadors came. They laughed when they saw avocados and called them testicles. So it makes sense that women like them
>>14732006go make some new ones instead of complaining you insufferable wench
>>14733455Eating tide pods was supposed to be a joke
>>14736270If your testicles look like avocados a trip to a doctor would be pretty high on your list of things to do, let alone the fact most women likely wouldn't be super interested in a guy sporting a tumorous gangrene ballsack
>>14733842I think I read somewhere it was originally designed to help Alzheimer patients stay hydrated because water bottles weren't appealing enough or some shit
>>14736533the fuck was the point when half of it was sandwiches with tortilla instead of bread?
>>14736551Tortillas are not sandwiches, that's like saying tacos are burgers.
>>14736555eh, id say close enough considering its mince in dough with cheese, sauce and veg, but that would be veering off into semantics bullshit.
>>14724941xDDD much quirkyness captions wow!
>>14729234>get ecoliyou already have it m8
>>14735736got a reference there?
>>14736533Jesus Christ, that shit's going to be disgusting by lunchtime Friday.
>>14727026whats with all these homos getting mad at this? This is what we fought for in Europe.
>>14737261I thought the Australians mostly fought on the African front before returning back to the Pacific?
>>14736555It's not at all like this you gormless retard. If I was to say "Labradoodles are dogs" your response wouldn't be "Labradoodles are not dogs, that's like saying Pitbulls are Dalmatians." now would you? You fucking smoothbrain halfwit kys.
>>14737264Whatever bro. Australians, 'Mericans. We all fought together for the freedom to enjoy an ice cold lager straight from a whores ass.
>>14737274>this dumb nigga thinks labradoodles are dogs
>>14733842I thought it was meant for marathons or festivals to reduce waste
>>14725069This is swiss cheese and it's not unusual to have that kind of mold on french goat cheeses neither.
>2020>owning monotaskersYou already own a popcorn maker.
>>14736555>>14736571But is a Pop Tart a sandwich?
>>14736555Burgers are sandwiches and tacos are wraps
>>14736322thanks for the late reply!
>>14732013>spend $19 on butter>to cook a $8 chicken >have butter spill over your pan and scorch into your oven
>>14726660This is why women get pissed when you tell them to stay in the kitchen