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14724941 No.14724941 [Reply] [Original]

Bonus points for posting foods OF THE FUTURE
As always negative points awarded for Jack posters.

>> No.14724948
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>> No.14724991
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That's some powerful stuff.

>> No.14724996

This felt exhausting to watch

>> No.14724995
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>> No.14725002
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>> No.14725063
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>> No.14725069
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>> No.14725073
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>> No.14725594 [DELETED] 

This reminds me of Isaac Toast, a 700 store-strong Korean fast-food chain who pioneered the concept and took this street food phenomenon to the next level.

Audio needed please.

>> No.14725615

Thats pretty retarded.

>> No.14725632

Destroys the tangerine but not the plastic pipette?

>> No.14725640
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How can you tell it's plastic?
I would expect it to be glass.

>> No.14725648

>audio on /ck/
Lurk moar, newfag.

>> No.14725656

They're commonly used in high school science classes in America, so it's common knowledge here that they're made of plastic

>> No.14725757
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There could be more than one kind.
There could be a cheap plastic kind that you saw in school and a more high quality one made of glass that is used by people who have more than a high school education.

Is it really news to you that there can be different versions of a thing?
Did you know that bottles come in both plastic and glass?

>> No.14725810

tangerine has sugars which react with the acid, plastics used in a pipette tend to not react with acids.

>> No.14725820

Glass pipettes do exist but they aren't often used even in research outside working with stuff like organic solvents.

>> No.14726656
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>> No.14726717

if every little pebble of food is coated in gelatin wont it be disgusting no matter what?

>> No.14726949
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>> No.14726987

>ripped up burger on a plate


>> No.14727026
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>> No.14727151

Poor girl, she's doing her best. Deserves a little love.

>> No.14727178

If it's with agar it literally tastes like nothing except whatever you made into spheres. This machine just makes the process less annoying, but you can make it yourself at home.

>> No.14727181

>tfw can't eat cavier because I used fish eggs as bait when I was younger so all I see is fish food when looking at it

>> No.14727261
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>> No.14727290

kinda gross

>> No.14727398

Hot but disgusting

>> No.14727422
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It's not hot at all.

>> No.14727444

>gets rid of the head to top off the glass


>> No.14727578
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>> No.14728427

Awkward trying to grab that beer though.

>> No.14728457

At this point, just let me eat her butt

>> No.14728464

>Iron Jack
>Carlton Dry
Of course it's in Australia.

>> No.14728497

Yeah wow its almost as if sterile plastic and organic matter are completely different things that react differently in the presence of acid or other volatile chemicals. Who would've thought? Fucking moron.

>> No.14728517

>plastic is not organic

>> No.14728562
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>> No.14728814

Imagine the smell

>> No.14729013
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>> No.14729134

Who actually enjoys these retarded captions?

>> No.14729173
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>> No.14729207

jesus look at all that plastic surgery

>> No.14729215

somebody post her boyfriend

>> No.14729234

could you sue the bar if you got ecoli from the drink?

>> No.14729301

Your more likely to get hepatitis.

>> No.14729369


>> No.14729479

roastie detected

>> No.14729484
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>> No.14730778

from a man's perspective, plastic surgery is fucked
it is really an attempt at genetic fraud
if you see a cunt with plastic surgery, do a straight 360 and walk away

>> No.14730792

but then I would be walking straight towards her???

>> No.14730800

is this real?

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>> No.14730840
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Outback aussie bars are the best

>> No.14730865

Whoa, slow down there Einstein. Wanna repeat that in english?

>> No.14730882

Plastics are organic matter you waste of ejaculate.

>> No.14730973

can he get out?

>> No.14731045
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Virgin egg vendor vs Chad gulper

>> No.14731085

Hmm delicious salmonella

>> No.14731094

>Do not try this at home

Aww man I was gonna try it at home :(

>> No.14731255

Can you use calcium lactate as well to do that?

>> No.14731393

Glass pipettes have a rubber stopper on top. They also don't have embossed volumes on them.

Based retard poster

>> No.14731530

>anon doesn't moonwalk

>> No.14731535

Maybe he was already moonwalking in the first place?

>> No.14731827

Dunno man, the eggs look hella shopped to me. Ain't no expert tho.

>> No.14731887
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>> No.14731917

wtf is this retard doing?

>> No.14731919
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>> No.14731920

what's the green muck?

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>> No.14731938

why is it that the people who cry the hardest about jack and eggfort just post the same disgusting instagram caption webms all the time?

>> No.14731939

>making a sauce with the shit filled entrails
I'm gonna vomit.

>> No.14731945
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tomalley i think

>> No.14731952
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>> No.14731957
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why is it that the people who cry the hardest about instagram captions just post the same disgusting jack and eggfort webms all the time?

>> No.14731963
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>> No.14731967

Making your own breadcrumbs like that seems turbo-autistic

>> No.14731986

Yeah, the video calls it 蟹みそ, which is literally "crab miso" but refers to the green tomalley. Also, Tokyo Gastronomy is cool and all, but did you really have to cut up a fucking 50 minute video into a billion webms?

>> No.14732006

wow i sure havent seen this webm 500 times before! post the stupid butter chicken or the doritos turkey next you insufferable faggot

>> No.14732013
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>> No.14732063
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Can't keep the king down

>> No.14732067

What's wrong with his hand?

>> No.14732073

it's not around the neck of a pothead

>> No.14732078

nerve gas

>> No.14732120

Ah yes the mc descontructed that would be $500 buddy would you look me extra fries mousse with that?

>> No.14732126

Would you want** wtf my cellphone had an aneurysm it seems

>> No.14732133
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He had a stroke. The guy really shouldn't be making cooking vids but he's still at it. To be fair that dip actually came out decent.
These dogs on the other hand

>> No.14732140

new york needs a nuke

>> No.14732181

I dont think that is a super acid. Every super acid I have worked with requires nickel lab equipment, will break glass pretty much on contact.

>> No.14732204

That doesn't look very sanitary I hope they change their rules a little you know with all this virus n shit, maybe put some latex suit

>> No.14732324

How's that girl called?

>> No.14732340
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Boy oh boy do I not like that.

>> No.14732403

I think that guy was just released from prison or something, idk

>> No.14732727

Jews and niggers have so much to answer for.

>> No.14732792
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The same way anyone else is called, I imagine.

>> No.14732841

blue hockey pucks??

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>> No.14733371
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>> No.14733432

Video publishers hired a hibachi chef to make fried rice, but on a normal table.
You can see the sadness in his eyes.

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>> No.14733470

Some men actually grew up and happen to enjoy ass over tits, you mong.

>> No.14733507

where's the jannies when you need them
>no mlp posting outside of mlp

>> No.14733525
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Seethe cope and dilate more.

>> No.14733842

literally defeating the whole point of a bottle, easy and durable way to carry water.

>> No.14733857
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Big Plastic pls

>> No.14734178

Or it could be the fact it's a joke video and they told him to look sad.

>> No.14734587
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it's so cheap for women to get butt injections, it's not even surgery, they literally have the girl wear a bathing suit or thong, and inject the substance to make it look the way it does onn those instagram photos.

and people fall for it. it's so sad, women are unbelievably fake these days, more than nay man. she could be an absolute GOBLIN and if she's rich enough, she'll look like a queen. and your children will be ugly, and the cycle will continue.

anyways back to talking about food boys.

>> No.14734781

>Have a stroke most likely in part because of your dogshit diet
>Still eating hotdogs

>> No.14734824

Hotdogs are keto and therefore healhy.

>> No.14734837

The meat is, bun definitely isn't.

>> No.14735220

Thanks for posting these, always enjoy them

>> No.14735221

why do retards put sauce directly onto the chips or fries, rather than dipping it like a human?

Shit will be soggy by the time you eat it if you do that

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>> No.14735519
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>Coats your glass in fecal residues combined with ass sweat

>> No.14735593

imagine her sitting on your dick, convulsing and spazzing all over, youd cum in milliseconds

>> No.14735626

wouldnt eating something that was in my pocket or bag be completely disgusting? have you ever found a piece of hard candy in the couch or in your car? that shi has all sorh of crap suck

>> No.14735638

>takes precision
do you have to cut the small balls yourself or what?

>> No.14735664

typically, only the foreskin is removed

>> No.14735736

evolutionary biology disagrees, tits became attractive when we became bipedal.
if you prefer ass you are a literal subhuman ape.

>> No.14735744

its clearly a novelty/party trick and not intended to be long term storage
would be neat for mixed drinks at some overly expensive bar

>> No.14735767

This is old, smears and microgreens are a faux pas nowadays. We're all about lines and mushrooms now.

>> No.14735781

Christ those look good

>> No.14735806

That's actually pretty cool. Chemists and geologists would probably love being able to watch this happen live - then get to eat some.

>> No.14735901

pickles on pizza is actually pretty good, but that's just far too fucking much. need some other ingredients on it too.

>> No.14735941

how does she get out?

>> No.14735980

Gay as FUCK. Only homos eat beef tenderloin.

>> No.14735991

Tell the brits if you really want to sell something you cant show a gook eating it. Gooks literally eat anything. Including gooks.

>> No.14735994

He's actually had two strokes.

>> No.14736051
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>> No.14736067

but the flavor is incredible.

>> No.14736270

When the conquistadors came. They laughed when they saw avocados and called them testicles. So it makes sense that women like them

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>> No.14736322

go make some new ones instead of complaining you insufferable wench

>> No.14736445

Eating tide pods was supposed to be a joke

>> No.14736478

If your testicles look like avocados a trip to a doctor would be pretty high on your list of things to do, let alone the fact most women likely wouldn't be super interested in a guy sporting a tumorous gangrene ballsack

>> No.14736485

I think I read somewhere it was originally designed to help Alzheimer patients stay hydrated because water bottles weren't appealing enough or some shit

>> No.14736533
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>> No.14736551
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the fuck was the point when half of it was sandwiches with tortilla instead of bread?

>> No.14736555
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Tortillas are not sandwiches, that's like saying tacos are burgers.

>> No.14736571

eh, id say close enough considering its mince in dough with cheese, sauce and veg, but that would be veering off into semantics bullshit.

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>> No.14736658

xDDD much quirkyness captions wow!

>> No.14736796

>get ecoli
you already have it m8

>> No.14736840

got a reference there?

>> No.14736990

Jesus Christ, that shit's going to be disgusting by lunchtime Friday.

>> No.14737261

whats with all these homos getting mad at this? This is what we fought for in Europe.

>> No.14737263
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>> No.14737264

I thought the Australians mostly fought on the African front before returning back to the Pacific?

>> No.14737274

It's not at all like this you gormless retard. If I was to say "Labradoodles are dogs" your response wouldn't be "Labradoodles are not dogs, that's like saying Pitbulls are Dalmatians." now would you? You fucking smoothbrain halfwit kys.

>> No.14737277

Whatever bro. Australians, 'Mericans. We all fought together for the freedom to enjoy an ice cold lager straight from a whores ass.

>> No.14737278

>this dumb nigga thinks labradoodles are dogs

>> No.14737301

>Black hands

>> No.14737540

I thought it was meant for marathons or festivals to reduce waste

>> No.14737691
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>> No.14737735

Nice bulk

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>> No.14737817

This is swiss cheese and it's not unusual to have that kind of mold on french goat cheeses neither.

>> No.14738803
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>owning monotaskers
You already own a popcorn maker.

>> No.14738899
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But is a Pop Tart a sandwich?

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>> No.14739107

>Reddit chart

>> No.14739744

Burgers are sandwiches and tacos are wraps

>> No.14740007

thanks for the late reply!

>> No.14740152

>spend $19 on butter
>to cook a $8 chicken
>have butter spill over your pan and scorch into your oven

>> No.14740546
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oy vey!

>> No.14740625

This is why women get pissed when you tell them to stay in the kitchen