/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.14717993]

Yeah bros

It's gonna be a good night

[Anonymous No.14718004]

Here, its for you.

[Anonymous No.14718008]

imagine the vinegary shits that will pour out of op the next morning

[Anonymous No.14718015]

>>14717993
You might have a problem, OP.

[Anonymous No.14718028]

>>14718008
Id like a sniff

[Anonymous No.14718032]

>I forgot to get some cigars before the shop closed 4 minutes ago.

:(

[Anonymous No.14718069]

>>14718004
thanks bro

[Anonymous No.14718083]

>>14717993
>Single serving of shitty vodka
Yikes

[Anonymous No.14718094]

Based. Make sure you throw that cheese in some batter and fry it in piping hot vegetable oil. Trust me.

[Anonymous No.14718104]

"you didn't stay up all night eating cheese, did you?"
"i think i'm blind"

[Anonymous No.14718122]

>>14718015
his main problem is that that's not enough beer and that vodka bottle is too small to do anything

[Anonymous No.14718367]

>>14717993
Nice

[Anonymous No.14718374]

>>14718122
This, if that's enough to get you drunk you are a small woman. Not to say that drinking is cool or anything but what is the point of this?

[Anonymous No.14718381]

>>14717993
thats not even a hard buzz.

[Anonymous No.14718396]

>>14718122
It's the exact amount of alcohol necessary to consume a bunch of unneccessary categories without getting drunk and leaves you craving more.

[Anonymous No.14718439]

>>14717993
your vodka bottle is sooo tiny

[Anonymous No.14718444]

>>14717993
WHOOOOOOOO BOY

[Anonymous No.14718873]

>>14718083
>>14718439

its a half pint that shit is already like 8 dollars with titos

[Anonymous No.14719334]

>>14717993
Jeez, get some bread at least, you heathen.

[Anonymous No.14719383]

>>14718873
>$8 for 8 ounces
I buy a 1750 of pic related for $9 and it tastes the same if not better than tito's.

[Anonymous No.14719503]

>>14718396
I completely agree. That amount of booze is the equivalent of a hot chick kissing the tip of your dick and then walking away. It's literally worse than nothing

[Anonymous No.14719515]

>>14719503
>>14718396
By literally any normal account, that’s a lot of booze for one sitting. This should be a reality check for you.

[Anonymous No.14719551]

>>14719515
Within one hour? Yes, that's too much. Within two-four hours? Don't be a pussy.

[Anonymous No.14719568]

>>14719515
lol, baby, we're past that. Consider my reality thoroughly checked

[Anonymous No.14719581]

>>14718374
> if you’re not an alcoholic you’re a small woman

[Anonymous No.14719590]

>>14718367
cole?

[Anonymous No.14719689]

>>14717993

Based.

Reminds me of my college days where I would use my last $6 to buy two cheesy roll ups from Taco Bell and a 6-pack of High Life on my way to party with my bros. Thanks for bringing back comfy memories, anon.

[Anonymous No.14719699]

>>14718094
well this is fucking depressing

[Anonymous No.14719716]

>>14719699
You never made love to a lion before?? Back to r*ddit please

[Anonymous No.14719906]

>>14718367
Try cleaning ur nails u dirty faggot. Kys

[Anonymous No.14720099]

Wish I still drank

[Anonymous No.14720102]

>>14720099
I don’t anon, I’m proud of you for not drinking

[Anonymous No.14720183]

>>14720099
Do it faggot, get back on the wagon

[Anonymous No.14720517]

From the thumbnail I thought you were on a train and the cheese was a pack of fags. Hope it was a good night.

[Anonymous No.14720934]

>>14717993
Did it actually end up being a good night?

[Anonymous No.14720949]

>>14720934
I also want to know, but OP is probably still sleeping

[Anonymous No.14720982]

>>14720099
pussy

[Anonymous No.14722687]

>>14720934
>>14720949

Yeah bros

and tonight is gonna be another good one

[Anonymous No.14722703]

>>14722687
lmao

[Anonymous No.14722713]

>>14722687
fuck yes gin

also, how the fuck you eat that cheese

[Anonymous No.14723019]

>>14722687
What do you do with the cheese?

[Anonymous No.14723111]

>>14718008
Are you the same person how says 'vinegary shits' in every thread?
I've never once had shits akin to vinegar and I don't understand how it would even be possible

[Anonymous No.14723150]

>come from /fit/ to gaze at delicious food and maybe learn a thing or two
>/ck/ is just fatasses eating junk and being alcoholics
Is every board shit now?
>inb4 "it's al ways been shit"

[Anonymous No.14723189]

>>14719383
Man we get so fucking ripped of. Here that shit would be 60$

[Anonymous No.14723394]

>>14718008
kys

[Anonymous No.14723405]

>>14723150
>come from /fit/
nice way of saying "hi i'm a huge faggot"
anyway didn't bother reading the rest of the post so shut up retard

[Anonymous No.14723875]

>>14722687
How you doing anon? Looks like it's going to be a fun night.

[Anonymous No.14724367]

>>14722713
I'd fry it in pan into cheese crisps.

[Anonymous No.14724956]

>>14722687
Do you use the cheese in some kind of mixer?

[Anonymous No.14724980]

>>14717993
who here remembers our threads? been sober 2 years fellas? hope the old gang is okay.

looks like a nice night op.

[Anonymous No.14725013]

>>14722687
wtf, why don't you snack on chips instead?

[Anonymous No.14725030]

gonna be a good night

[Anonymous No.14725263]

Fuck yea better than nothin

[Anonymous No.14725605]

>>14723111
i agree, this meme is so tired it's in a coma

[Anonymous No.14725616]

>>14717993
>>14722687
>>14725030
My life isn't nearly as bad as I thought it was

[Anonymous No.14726824]

>>14725616
this is why I come to 4chan. no matter how miserable I am there are always anons who are 10x worse off

[Anonymous No.14727302]

>>14725616
>>14726824

seething anons who aren't having a good night detected

pic related bros, it's gonna be a good night

>>14722713
>>14723019
>>14724956

i just throw a handful onto one of those mini street taco tortillas that come in a pack of 20 and microwave it for 30 seconds on medium power

[Anonymous No.14727358]

>>14727302
You made several choices to get this far and every single one of them was wrong.

>”American” (((cheese)))
> vodka and not rye
> meme beer and not based twisted teas

[Anonymous No.14727818]

All you're missing is the malt liquor.

[Anonymous No.14728274]

>>14723189
here in norway, a 6pack of cheap beer costs around 20 usd. if you want something strong, a bottle of 70cl smirnoff costs around 33 usd. a bottle of jameson is fucking 60 usd. i cant afford this shit, bros

[Anonymous No.14728295]

>>14728274
Yikes, that even worse than here in Finland.

[Anonymous No.14728312]

>>14728295
yeah, its shitty.
weird that it would be similar for you, i always assumed drinking was all you finns do

[Anonymous No.14729740]

>>14728274
is it illegal to brew your own or just too cold?

[Anonymous No.14729754]

>>14724980
>the fear
that's a really good name for it. Damn I thought that only happened to me

[Anonymous No.14729836]

>>14719699
It's a joke image, look at the IV drip bad.

[Anonymous No.14729853]

>>14729836
Im sure he gets the joke m8

[Anonymous No.14730582]

>>14718122
>I can't drink without getting black out drunk
Get help

[Anonymous No.14730593]

>>14727302
Popov is pretty decent for gutrot tier vodka

[Anonymous No.14730675]

>>14729740
illegal
though, maybe now u mention it, i should try that shit out. anyone got a good guide on making moonshine that doesnt kill you?

[Anonymous No.14731494]

>>14717993
Tito's is such wonderful garbage. You can fill up a bathtub full of the stuff for like 30 bucks.

[Anonymous No.14732443]

>>14731494
i thought tito's was good and the ideal quality - price ratio for a drink thats largely flavorless and without added characteristics

don't know why everyone here is ragging on it

[Anonymous No.14733304]

>>14722687

[Anonymous No.14733891]

Ok whats with the addition of cheese? Why?

[Anonymous No.14734087]

>>14717993
how u doing, op
still having good nights

[Anonymous No.14734496]

>>14734087
yah my dude

still having a good night, just a sandwich and a few nips of Jim and a few PBRs in boilermakers and then im going to bed

been having a lot of good nights if u catch my drift

[Anonymous No.14734525]

>>14734496
youre my hero, dude
wish i could live like you

[Anonymous No.14734558]

Rate my night

[Anonymous No.14734903]

>>14734558
god i wish that was me

[Anonymous No.14734967]

>>14734558
If you are going to zero G I hope the plugs are silicone, tapering to zero fucking sucks. Also check out bodyartforms.com

[Anonymous No.14734976]

>>14734496
I think I prefer high life to PBR, but both make for a good night. I like to toss a couple in the freezer and rotate from the fridge so that they're always ice cold.

Is that a turkey and cheese sandwich? May want to add some b supplements into the mix.

[Newbie No.14735037]

How do I get to sed the 4chan of lehend

[Anonymous No.14735232]

>>14734967
double zero finally got one piece tunnels in was a long journey started in feb

[Anonymous No.14735242]

>>14735232
stop now if you ever want your ear lobes to go back to normal, I ended up going to 7/8 and took mine out 10+ years ago and there are still holes that I can fir 2g in.

[Anonymous No.14735254]

>>14735242
Yea Im done at this size, will they shrink if I keep them at 00g? I take care of them etc

[Anonymous No.14735258]

>>14735254
They should, normally 0 is the highest you want to go. Worst case is you get a little bit of cat butt.

[Anonymous No.14735266]

>>14735258
Oh ok cool hopefully they go back, been using tapers and going back like one size at a time

[Anonymous No.14735314]

>>14734496
>>14734558
>>14727302
>>14722687
>>14717993
Question, are you all fat? Everytime I see people post with a shit ton of alcohol and junk food I assume they are overweight and get drunk/binge eat on a daily basis.

[Anonymous No.14735329]

>>14735314
honestly no i eat like once a day and hut the gym 5 times a week

[Anonymous No.14735815]

>>14728312
That's why we go to Estonia or Latvia to buy cheap booze because you can import x amount for "personal use" and the trip will be cheaper than buying all that from Alko.
There's Alkostore24 too.

[Anonymous No.14735848]

>>14735314
every time i go on a bender i do a 24-48 hour fast to compensate the extra calories. the people posting booze hauls 3+ times a week are definitely fat though, no way you could drink that much, eat, and still be a healthy weight.

[Anonymous No.14736291]

gonna drink as much of this as i can tonight

[Anonymous No.14736296]

gonna drink as much of this as i can tonight

[Anonymous No.14736461]

>>14734558
>fireball
>40oz malt liquor

[Anonymous No.14736479]

>>14736296
I try to hide a few beers for the morning.
Drinking straight vodka fucked up my oesophagus, doesn't stop me though.
7 days sober, not sure I like the clarity.

[Anonymous No.14736493]

>>14724980
why did janny ban al/ck/?

[Anonymous No.14736521]

I am freshly sober after drinking a liter plus daily for the last five years.
Y'all boys are really making me want to drink, but I'm going to stay strong. I've got my anti seizure meds, and benzos to control the fear.
Also, having an appetite and not just having to force myself to choke down food every 3+ days is nice.
>>14736479
I don't like the clarity, but I'm giving it my best.

[Anonymous No.14736529]

>>14736493
Nobody really knows, but everyone's best guess is that it was against his religion.
Because it's definitely under the category of food/cooking and has a huge place in BOH/cooking culture.

[Anonymous No.14737962]

>>14719551
the six pack alone should be enough for six hours, the vodka alone should be enough for two hours.
you've got a problem

[Anonymous No.14737980]

>>14717993
How would this be considered enough alcohol for one person during an entire evening? Do americans really?

[Anonymous No.14738136]

>>14737980
>>14718122
>>14718374
>>14718396
A 12 pack of miller hi life would be 2129.292 ml of beer at 4.7 abv equivalent to 100.076724 ml of 100% alcohol. Adding the pint size bottle of vodka 375 ml at 40 abv which is 150 ml of pure alcohol. 150+100= 250 ml of pure alcohol. A standard 750ml bottle of any 40% spirit has 300ml of 100% pure alcohol. So its the same as drinking 83.33% of a bottle of any hard liquor.

[Anonymous No.14738144]

>>14717993
I would need tripple this amount of booze for a good night.

[Anonymous No.14738148]

>>14723111
Cheap beer, when drank in a quanity over 18 cans, have affected me in this way before.

[Anonymous No.14738150]

I'm 34 years old and have been drinking 10-20 drinks per day for 13 years... how much longer do I have anons?

[Anonymous No.14738169]

>>14738150
Unfortunately your going to be living a lot longer, death from liver related diseases takes a long time.

[Anonymous No.14738171]

>>14717993
What is your technique for boiling cheese in alcohol?

[Anonymous No.14738178]

>>14738169
This also is a very long painful way to die

[Anonymous No.14738224]

>>14737962
>you should never experience any sort of intoxication because I can't handle it

[Anonymous No.14738240]

>>14738150
I'm the same age and I started drinking large quantities a few years earlier than you and my liver is doing alright, but my stomach is completely fucked. They've found several things wrong with it including a hernia that's prone to bleeding, it has the wrong shape and the stomach lining has folds. Add to that that foods digest extremely slow due to the fact that if I even drink as little as a couple of glasses of liquid or eat more than half a serving of anything I vomit to the point that all my stomach acids run dry and I get dangerously low levels of potassium which have put me in intensive care three times.

Just stop drinking before it's too late.

[Anonymous No.14738242]

>>14738224
>hate fun
>hate seeing other people having fun
>lonely self hating faggot
>calls cops because others are having fun
>cop do nothing, just keep it down
>will rope self cause people are having to much fun

[Anonymous No.14738252]

>>14730675
illegal to produce or to sell?
I used to make moonshine for myself and my other drunkard roommates. It's really not to hard but takes some setting up. Just read about the distillation process to learn what you need for your still and then fermentation for whatever base you want to use. I used cornmeal and sugar but use whatever is cheap for you.

[Anonymous No.14738263]

>>14735848
I did this till i met my wife, now she basically force feeds me when we drink and normally i wouldnt eat on a binder. Yeah im a fat fucker now but the food is always yummy.

[Anonymous No.14738634]

>>14730675
youtube bruv

[Anonymous No.14738639]

This is an al/ck/ thread. It should be removed.

[Anonymous No.14738653]

>>14738639
This is a faggot. It should be shot.

[Anonymous No.14738769]

>>14738639
drop dead

[Anonymous No.14738880]

>>14718104
He was a casual, I could take down a 64 pack in a matter of minutes.

[Anonymous No.14738962]

>>14738653
>>14738769

go to a social board with your drinking problems

[Anonymous No.14738966]

>>14718028
yonkers...

[Anonymous No.14739506]

Beer or hard stuff first, anon?

[Anonymous No.14740758]

>>14737962
>the six pack alone should be enough for six hours, the vodka alone should be enough for two hours.
wat

[Anonymous No.14740770]

>>14719515
By literally any normal account, you're a bitch ass bitch. This should be a reality check for you.

[Anonymous No.14740817]

>>14734558
Sad but nice

Add some 7-11 taquitos

[Anonymous No.14741051]

>>14734558
>warm old english

[Anonymous No.14741083]

>>14736296
Are you dead?

[Anonymous No.14742125]

Hoping to save a decent thread.

[Anonymous No.14742563]

>>14729853
no, i think he is actually that stupid

[Anonymous No.14742690]

I haven't had a solid shit in months, my stomache hurts all the time, I have been puking blood yesterday.

I think I won't make it much longer bros.

[Anonymous No.14742766]

>>14742690
The world isn't getting any better, at least you're not going to miss out on any fun.