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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>Computer, simulate early 21st century internet message board 4chan, subforum /ck/
>Start a thread about the best food shown in science fiction media, period appropriate
>Populate with unmarried males, europoors and femcels age 14-39
>Make that 13-39
>Disengage safety protocols

>> No.14714914

>>14714892
Did they even have any special foods on Star Trek? I just remember they'd get ordinary food through their matter synthesizer thing

>> No.14714921

>>14714914
they always complained about how synthesized food was crap compared to the real thing

>> No.14714942

>>14714921
The future is full of gastronauts

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Is this a /tea/ thread?

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>>14714892
The jelly pucks from the 3rd season episode 'Allegiance' always looked pretty good to me.

>> No.14715668

>>14714921
it was less about it tasting like crap and more of it always tasting the same because it was too perfect

>> No.14715675
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>>14714914
They made the most bland white people looking thanksgiving food ever and served it to Lt. Worf's brother Kurn. He HATED it!

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>it'll be alright my sweet wussly, I'll protect you from the 21st century horrors

>> No.14715693

>>14715690
Just look at how big and thick his fingers are.

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>>14715675
Dinner looks good

>> No.14715710

>>14715693
Like stuffed sausages! Overstuffed sausages!

>> No.14715721

>>14715675
I'd eat the heck out of that ham, salmon and new potatoes
I'm surprised Kurn wouldn't have found the salmon to his liking.

>> No.14715731

>>14715721
That's a dry turkey, you retard.

>> No.14715785

>>14715731
That's clearly a ham, but I can see how you'd mistaken it for a turkey.
>>14715668
Couldn't the damn computer cause a 5% variance or introduce imperfections in the replicated cooking process to not make it consistently the same? My god, for how advanced and smart they were, taking down threats to the universe even, they sure as hell were stupid sometimes.

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>> No.14715807

>>14715785
all well and good until it accidentally puts out 5% extra Clostridium botulinum

>> No.14715809

>>14715785
It's literally a turkey, you asshole. They even say in the episode that they're eating turkey.

>> No.14715829

>>14715807
Thanks for ruining the surprise when Worf is puking up bile and Wussley is like a dead face down ass up rat on the floor with his tongue sticking 1ft out of his mouth.

>> No.14715874

>>14715793
Why is anglo sci-fi such SHIT when compared to Amerikino sci-fi?