/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.14705039]

It’s snowing. I’m making beef stew.

[Anonymous No.14705042]

>It’s snowing
no it's not retard

[Anonymous No.14705045]

cool, don’t fuck it up

[Anonymous No.14705046]

Lol

[Anonymous No.14705048]

Just one potato?

[Anonymous No.14705055]

>>14705039

that's not a lot of potato

[Anonymous No.14705065]

>>14705039
where’s the chili powder and green pepper?

[Anonymous No.14705084]

Are precut pieces cheaper than a chunk of meat?

[Anonymous No.14705100]

>>14705042
https://www.ktvh.com/weather/labor-day-snow-in-montana
goddamn, coasties are just pure retarded

[Anonymous No.14705106]

>>14705039
Ok. Its been over 10 minutes, where is the stew?

[Anonymous No.14705109]

>>14705106
>he thinks it only takes 10 minutes to make a stew
go back to your fast food containment thread, NOW

[Anonymous No.14705127]

Prepare yourself OP autistic people here hate OC and real cooking, they are uncomfortable and seething because it's different than their Macdonald's and chicken tendies containment threads.

[Anonymous No.14705143]

>>14705127
Why do newfags cream themselves over the most basic bitch stews? We all know exactly every step OP is going to make and exactly what it's going to look like at the end, assuming he manages not to fuck it up somehow.

[Anonymous No.14705145]

For me? Its the McChicken

[Anonymous No.14705148]

>>14705039
looks absolutely revolting, I can't believe people actually choose this over premade food you can just buy at a restaurant
>>14705127
shutup

[Anonymous No.14705160]

>>14705148

[Anonymous No.14705170]

>>14705100
its fucking summer

[Anonymous No.14705175]

>>14705170
read the damn article you fucking illiterate dumb piece of goddamn dog-shit, it literally snowed in Montana yesterday, so if thats in the general vicinity of where OP lives, ITS PROBABLY SNOWING.....FUCK, do i have to spoonfeed you fucktards every damn thing on this website?!?!?

[Anonymous No.14705177]

>>14705084
my grocer sells a stew pack that's made from cuttings of other meat, tends to be a fair bit cheaper.

[Anonymous No.14705180]

>>14705106
I haven’t even started yet I was on a phone interview for a job.
>>14705048
I have two potatoes but it’s only a pound of meat and I have all these root vegetables. If I need to I’ll cut the second one.
>>14705065
I have chili power if I think it needs any
>>14705084
It’s the same price I think, 5.99 a pound but they didn’t have any chuck steaks pre packaged.
>>14705143
I’m not trying to make anyone cream themselves. Just do a comfy cook along.
This will be the last time I mass reply.

[Anonymous No.14705184]

>>14705175
I’m in Colorado near the mountains.

[Anonymous No.14705185]

>>14705180
>I was on a phone interview for a job.
I hope they recognize how severe your alcoholism is and wind up deciding to go with someone else

[Anonymous No.14705188]

>>14705106
Based high time preference nigger

[Anonymous No.14705194]

>>14705180
Dont listen to this jerk:
>>14705185

Tell us your game plan instead. You gonna sear those pieces first or mix everything up in the pan right away like a faggot?

[Anonymous No.14705196]

>>14705106
it takes an hour to cook a stew fuck off lardass

[Anonymous No.14705207]

>>14705175
dont care fuckstick, its summer. take your fake shit article somewhere else flyover

[Anonymous No.14705210]

>>14705196
yea i bet, if you suck at cooking

[Anonymous No.14705216]

>>14705210
that makes no sense

[Anonymous No.14705238]

>>14705039
Solid lineup, though I'm sure you're going to be getting skewered over lolonepotato in the comments.

Make sure you seer that fucking beef before you throw it in here, don't be a lazy fuck.

[Anonymous No.14705260]

>>14705207
coasties live in their own little world

[Anonymous No.14705270]

>>14705260
Yea, living in a hellscape can’t be easy when everyone else around you lives in reality

[Anonymous No.14705277]

>>14705039
I hear it's gonna get a bit chilly for once around here tomorrow, so I was planning to make some chicken soup. This sounds good too though.

[Anonymous No.14705332]

When are we gonna get to se some progress here?

[Anonymous No.14705339]

Subbed

[Anonymous No.14705351]

>>14705194
Yup. And no alcohol here I don’t drink. I actually declined the job offer because it wasn’t up to my standards. Going to start searing here in a minute. Just dredged the meat in seasoned flour.

[Anonymous No.14705379]

>>14705351
You have literally one potato for an entire stew, You should have accepted the job offer.

[Anonymous No.14705381]

Olive oil in

[Anonymous No.14705383]

Mods should’ve stickied this thread intead

[Anonymous No.14705396]

>beef for stew
what makes it such?

[Anonymous No.14705397]

>>14705379
Kek

[Anonymous No.14705464]

>>14705379
I have two potatoes. Second round of beef in.

[Anonymous No.14705484]

>>14705196
>an hour
Huh? I braise my stew meat for a good 3-4 hours until it's damn near falling apart before I even start adding veg.

>>14705396
Generally it's comprised of the leftovers you get when you trim up other cuts. Sometimes it's a little more fatty, sometimes it's a little tougher, so it's less desirable for recipes that have quick cooking times. Nothing like a long, slow braise to turn any junk meat into something that tastes great and falls apart in your mouth.

[Anonymous No.14705571]

>>14705464
>cooking your meat inside the pot
Dropped

[Anonymous No.14705581]

>>14705571
Onions and celery in. Next garlic and carrots then meat, tomatoes and broth.

[Anonymous No.14705654]

>>14705581
Nevermind no carrots yet. I’ll add them in a couple hours. Just garlic meat tomatoes and broth. Not sure how this is gonna turn out since traditionally you’d use wine which I’m substituting tomatoes for since I’m a recovering alcoholic. Going to bring it up to a boil and then simmer it on low.

[Anonymous No.14705660]

>>14705207
Based!

[Anonymous No.14705677]

Added some herbs

[Anonymous No.14705778]

>>14705039
>no bay leaves (x2)
>no corn starch to thicken up after stew done
>no frozen peas
>no tomato paste (superior to diced tomatoes)
Git gud scrub

[Anonymous No.14705813]

>>14705778
>no bay leaves (x2)
Could have used some bay leaves, forgot. I just moved back from Florida and have been buying spices as I need them.
>no corn starch to thicken up after stew done
Won’t need thickened because I’m cooking it very slow. The flour I dredged the meat in should be enough.
>no frozen peas
I do have frozen peas, that’s the last step
>no tomato paste (superior to diced tomatoes)
I opted for diced tomatoes because I’m not using vinegar or red wine and wanted the acidity or whole tomatoes over paste

I’m braising the meat covered for 2 hours or so then I’ll add the rest of the vegetables and reduce uncovered.

[Anonymous No.14705830]

>>14705039
>It’s snowing
Larping faggot.

[Anonymous No.14705852]

>>14705813
well i'll give you extra credit for using parsnips and turnips.

[Anonymous No.14705854]

>>14705042
>people think the weather is the same as theirs everywhere on the planet
what's it like having a single digit IQ? I wanna know

[Anonymous No.14705856]

>>14705830
It was snowing earlier now it’s raining but it will be snowing again soon.

[Anonymous No.14705870]

>>14705180
Gl bro I'm in Bozeman and also unemployed applying in finance

[Anonymous No.14705885]

>>14705778
>bay leaves
Yeah, bay leaves almost a must
>corn starch
Ya blew it. Cook that shit right and you don't need cornstarch.
>frozen peas
Wtf is wrong with you? Trailer trash ass cornstarch frozen pea beef stew.
>tomato anything
100% optional

[Anonymous No.14705904]

>>14705870
I was doing architectural drafting. My dads business slowed way down from the China virus. Since I’ve driven commercially almost my whole life I decided to get my CDL-A and look for local jobs. I paid out of my own pocket and have years of driving experience (farm trucks tow trucks box trucks bobtails straight trucks flatbed carriers etc.) but since they were all under 26000 GVWR these companies consider me “inexperienced.” The company that called me in particular was boasting about 75k a year salaried. I talk to them on the phone and they’re like yeaaah... about that. First of all our yard is 40 miles away. You’d be on hourly training Pay for 4 weeks while you’re our yard boy moving trailers around. Then once you graduate that you’ll be on training pay for 7 months (basically doing the job but for less money.) Also, you’ll be on call 24/7 on a team driver situation where you’ll work 12-18 hour shifts then be dispatched in again in 6 hours because you’re on a team and you’d get your 10 hour rest period while your partner is driving. Oh yeah and you’ll make 60-65 your first year. Which in reality means you’re gonna make 60 if you’re lucky. I just told them thanks for their time but I’m going to pursue other options. Fucking corporations.

[Anonymous No.14705938]

>>14705856
No it isn't. We get it, you want to larp le comfy guy eating warm stew inside while it snows. It's cringe, and you probably have autism.

[Anonymous No.14705941]

>>14705938
I am literally autistic.

[Anonymous No.14705970]

>>14705941
That explains a lot actually. Carry on then.

[Anonymous No.14705986]

>stew meat
>not whole chuck

[Anonymous No.14705990]

It's not even snowing you liar and and it's too early for stews

[Anonymous No.14705992]

>>14705381
>olive oil
ruined. should have used butter or lard

[Anonymous No.14706000]

>>14705260
bro we are the world. humans belong near the oceans, always have been

[Anonymous No.14706054]

>>14705039
What's that carton that says "BEEF". Looks grim.

[Anonymous No.14706078]

>>14705039
>he shops at kroger
ngmi

[Anonymous No.14706291]

>>14705992
Faggot

[Anonymous No.14706307]

>>14706054
americans make their meat out of glue and dye it red with paint before it's coated with plastic and sent to walmart

[Anonymous No.14706320]

>>14705039
Sounds comfy

[Anonymous No.14706345]

>>14706000
Wrong. Humans as of recent have lived near oceans as a means of trade and exploration. Humans need fresh water. Rivers are much more important to human life than oceans. Without modern technology, nobody would live in coastal areas.

[Anonymous No.14706371]

>>14705990
It is though. You can’t photograph it and the ground is too warm for it to stick m since it was literally 100 degrees yesterday but you can see it on my clothing.

[Anonymous No.14706379]

>>14706371
get fucking head and shoulders dandruff bitch

[Anonymous No.14706406]

>>14706371
wild, it was hot enough here to cook an egg outside on the pavement today.

[Anonymous No.14706461]

>>14706345
>he forgot about the ancient greeks, japanese, vikings, and chinese

[Anonymous No.14706530]

Only one potato shills BTFO

[Anonymous No.14706553]

Bringing back to a boil then down to a simmer. Only one potato so far.

[Anonymous No.14706590]

Alright faggots I’m gotta let this simmer covered for at least another hour before I uncover and reduce. I’d rather have soft vegetables than ones with no flavor. I’m goin low n slow.

[Anonymous No.14706631]

Starting to stick. Starting to get comfy.

[Anonymous No.14706717]

>>14705039
Thats just the ash from Jews being cremated

[Anonymous No.14706766]

Still simmering covered. Letting everything get to know each other. Trust the plan wwg1wga

[Anonymous No.14706775]

>>14706766
Forgot pic

[Anonymous No.14706883]

Looks good OP. Keep it up buddy.

[Anonymous No.14706930]

>>14706883
Thx fren

[Anonymous No.14707000]

Looks terrible, how do you fuck up a simple stew so incredibly?

[Anonymous No.14707014]

>>14707000
Trust the plan, faggot.

[Anonymous No.14707021]

>>14705039
enjoy your stew on this first chilly night of the season!

[Anonymous No.14707036]

>>14707021
Thanks fren! It may be another couple hours but it will be delicious and worth the effort.

[Anonymous No.14707074]

Fresh cracked pepper in

[Anonymous No.14707111]

>>14705039
The most comfy thread on /ck/ right now, nothing better for a cold day than beef stew

[Anonymous No.14707118]

>>14706717
Lmao, 14/88

[Anonymous No.14707123]

>>14707111
Shut the fuck up retard, gibs me more Taco Bell threads

[Anonymous No.14707124]

>>14707074
looks like a sloppa shit

[Anonymous No.14707146]

Done. It’s really good.

[Anonymous No.14707150]

>>14707146
Stew isn't supposed to be a grey bowl of runny diarrhea. What the fuck did you use for stock, elmers glue?

[Anonymous No.14707166]

>>14707146
Holy shit that looks vile...where are your potatoes you dumb nigger? What a shit thread

[Anonymous No.14707181]

>>14707166
What the hell do you think those white things are you double nigger?

[Anonymous No.14707187]

>>14707181
Small, shit potatoes that 3rd worlders eat, your stew looks like fucking trash

>>>/trash/

[Anonymous No.14707205]

>>14707150
idk just looks like the tatoes broke down a bit and made it starchy. would still eat ur curry a la doodoo op. the worse looking the stew the better usually

[Anonymous No.14707219]

>>14707205
This guy gets it. Probably the best stew I’ve ever had in my life.

[Anonymous No.14707223]

>>14707205
Or how about the fucking two cups of flour he "dredged" the meat in like a retard.

[Anonymous No.14707231]

>>14707219
Nah it's entirely possible to make good stew without it looking like it was scooped out of the sewer. But you have to actually know how to cook to do that.

[Anonymous No.14707232]

God I fucking hate OC threads like this, just give me my fast food and alcohol threads

[Anonymous No.14707243]

>>14707187
You do know it was chopped, right?

[Anonymous No.14707252]

>>14707223
Bro if you’re looking for Instagram or YouTube like worthy photos you’re gonna be eating bland stew full of chunks of chewy bland meat and flavorless potatoes. Even canned stew tastes like sloppa compared to what I just had.

[Anonymous No.14707260]

Looks fine to me.

[Anonymous No.14707265]

>>14707260
>t. Disgustingly obese amerilard

[Anonymous No.14707273]

>>14707252
Whatever makes you feel better about being a failure, though literally nothing you said is true. And the fact you think canned stew is some kind of ideal to strive for just confirms how unbelievably brain damaged you are.

[Anonymous No.14707284]

>>14707273
retard

[Anonymous No.14707293]

>>14707284
go fuck yourself you dumb little alcoholic loser, I bet you don’t even have friends

[Anonymous No.14707296]

>>14707284
Here comes the seethe.

[Anonymous No.14707297]

>>14707187
This nigga puts whole potatoes in his stew

[Anonymous No.14707306]

>>14707146
Looks good senpai, no idea what everyone is bitching about. It looks like any other beef stew. I just grabbed a random pic off Google and the main differentiators are care in plating and garnishing.

[Anonymous No.14707311]

>>14705039
>pre-made stock
>canned tomatoes
>2 potatoes
>1 pound of meat
>2 cups of flour
>olive oil
proof that ck is just a glorified fast food general with youtube drama interlaced.

[Anonymous No.14707312]

>>14707306
>senpai
I wish I could strangle you to death

[Anonymous No.14707317]

>>14707312
Why are you so angry senpai

[Anonymous No.14707324]

>>14707146
JESUS CHRIST, do Americans really think this is what passes for food!??? Holy fucking shit my dog eats better than that

[Anonymous No.14707328]

>>14707284
Its evening, so the foreign shitposters are coming out. Your stew looks great OP. I alsways suggest a homemade stock as opposed to carton, its a bit of work but a noticeable difference. Its been a bit breezy here the last couple days as well so I think I'll make a wedding soup tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.14707331]

>>14707328
>Your stew looks great
You must have really low standards.

[Anonymous No.14707332]

>>14707312
its a word filter for f a m

[Anonymous No.14707338]

damn, /ck/ is just mean to this guy

[Anonymous No.14707340]

>damn, /ck/ is just mean to this guy

[Anonymous No.14707341]

>>14707146
how much longer did you cook it after the potatoes went in?

[Anonymous No.14707346]

>>14707331
If stew looked great it would taste like shit. It’s literally slow cooking everything until it’s mush. Have you ever looked at chili and gone yeah that looks Instagram worthy? Idiot.

[Anonymous No.14707351]

>>14707306
Kek it looks nothing like that you delusional coping faggot. That actually has discernible pieces of seared meat that aren't cooked to shit and mushed through the entire pot of grey slop.

[Anonymous No.14707353]

>>14705039
>>14705100
Man this year is nuts.

[Anonymous No.14707364]

>>14707351
OPs is literally just thicker

[Anonymous No.14707366]

>>14707346
Again, whatever makes you feel better about being a shitty cook. You don't have to make it look like diarrhea to taste good, but since that is apparently all you're capable of doing you have to tell yourself it's better that way. Really strange.

[Anonymous No.14707368]

>>14707338
It's just two people shitting up the thread for no reason

[Anonymous No.14707372]

>>14707364
Keep coping, I bet you think joe biden is going to win this election based off the polls right now

[Anonymous No.14707377]

>>14707368
See
>>14707232

[Anonymous No.14707384]

Oh well. I’ve already relapsed. Who cares. Enjoy your Taco Bell.

[Anonymous No.14707517]

Fuck this thread, you suck OP

[Anonymous No.14707875]

>>14705856
Glendale fag here.True. It was raining when I went to Kings earlier, snowing by the time I left, and now it's raining again. At least the fires might quit their bullshit so i can actually breathe.

[Anonymous No.14707888]

>>14705970
Bro, he did say there were two potatoes, not one.

[Anonymous No.14707995]

>>14707888
god damn it anon

[Anonymous No.14708161]

>>14707338
Every OC thread jerks like these come out to shit all over everything. I think they're sad because their mcchicken thread got kicked off.

I think even if you cooked everything perfectly and it was michelin star quality someone would be here to shit the place up and tear OP down.

It's pretty depressing, and makes it not worth posting threads like these anymore.

[Anonymous No.14708359]

>>14707146
Looks good anon. I'd eat it and then probably take a nap after. Needs crusty bread.

[Anonymous No.14708738]

>>14707340
nu-chan is mostly plebbit and other outside sources, who are hateful by default.

[Anonymous No.14708793]

>>14705039
>no wine
>no butter
>no Worcestershire sauce
What is this? Some kind of pleb stew? I’m out.

[Anonymous No.14708901]

>>14708161
newfag

[Anonymous No.14709071]

>>14705042
OP btfo

[Anonymous No.14709145]

>>14707324
eat shit

[Anonymous No.14709152]

Nice thread OP it was comfy and your stew looks good.

[Anonymous No.14709196]

>>14705039
Fucking kino.

[Anonymous No.14709225]

>>14705039
What's wrong with you people, it's almost 2021 and you're not buying cheap cuts of meat with bone on and using a pressure cooker, nah you have to go buy beef broth and waste your money! Seriously, look into one of them new futuristic pressure cookers that don't expel steam like old cookers and don't use a weight. You can literally broil the meat with bone to get it all seared and what not, then plop the meat and bone in cooker with some water to make broth and cook the meat at the same time, the trick is pressure cooking the meat with bone for 20min, then opening up the cooker at 15psi and having it blow up in your kitchen, just kidding, bring the pressure down with cold water and remove the meat off the bone, then put the bones in alone in the liquid for another 25min, I lost my train of thought sorry.

[Anonymous No.14709246]

>>14706717
Yea, checks out, Op said he's from Colorado, its where all the nazis went besides Argentina, reminded them of the swiss alps or some shit.

[Anonymous No.14709263]

God forbid we have a thread with actual cooking in it, let's all try and shit talk OP.
This board is garbage.

[Anonymous No.14709269]

>>14709263
Yeah it is you should fuck off since it's so terrible. Stay on your reddit safe space faggot.

[Anonymous No.14709276]

>>14709269
Gotta love how that is all anyone has to come with when faced with criticism here. Fuck reddit and fuck you, I like threads like these.

[Anonymous No.14709291]

>>14709276
Really ironic. You truly are a moron.

[Anonymous No.14709349]

>>14709291
Please explain what is ironic here. Do you know the meaning of that word?

[Anonymous No.14709406]

>>14709349
Sell lets say, hypothetically that the first sentence of a post is weak in tone, generic and typical of the group think posts found on reddit. It would then be ironic if the next sentence of the post declared a hatred for reddit. The irony being the contradictory nature of both insulting reddit while obliviously embodying the worst part of it. Hypothetically, that is.

[Anonymous No.14709407]

>>14709349
The fact you were accusing others of not being able to handle criticism when you were the one crying about people criticizing the faggot op in the first place. Stay on reddit if mean words hurt your feelings bitch.

[Anonymous No.14709442]

>>14705042
Denver got like a foot of snow.

[Anonymous No.14709445]

>>14705381
Ruined