>literally >literally >literally >cooks in a jungle for no reason >throws the rice high up in the air 5 times over for no reason Cant wait for the inevitable Ramen episode in Japan

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Anonymous Mon Sep 7 12:10:22 2020 No.14698892 [Reply] [Original]

>literally
>literally
>literally
>cooks in a jungle for no reason
>throws the rice high up in the air 5 times over for no reason
Cant wait for the inevitable Ramen episode in Japan

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 12:11:31 2020 No.14698896 >>>/tv/ >>>/y/outube >>>/lit/erallyanywhereelse

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 12:15:13 2020 No.14698913 He has fucking lost it. It embarrassing to watch. Just terrible.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 12:18:13 2020 No.14698923 >throw eggs in pan while mixing them >Swaps to another pan than has no where near the amount of eggs he put into the first one He's not even trying. Going to Indonesia just to cook an average fried rice and still cock it up. Nice life for some.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 12:25:42 2020 No.14698951 >>14698896 You faggots are insufferable. The man is one of the most accomplished chefs in the world and he is breaking down before our eyes. Just create you’re own thread so you can post your shitty home cooked meal and shut the fuck up.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 12:28:06 2020 No.14698959 File: 1.71 MB, 1313x775, ramsay has lost it.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Goes to South Africa, makes a burger inspired by the Michael Caine film 'Zulu'.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 12:28:14 2020 No.14698960 >>14698951 I'm sorry you got banned from /tv/ for the second time this month, but that doesn't mean you have to come here to shitpost.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 12:30:21 2020 No.14698966 >>14698960 Imagine not having dynamic IP and caring about getting banned

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 12:36:04 2020 No.14698989 >>14698966 The amount of times I've found ban notices for faggots posting "OH JANNIES" on /tv/ on my ISP seems to imply that these faggots care very much about getting banned.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 12:39:11 2020 No.14699000 >>14698892 God how many more wrinkles is he going to get

Anonymous Mon Sep 7 12:41:35 2020 No.14699009

like all celebs half this shit is a tax deductible junket so they can go on holidays.

many of them go out all night on booze and bag, so doing a quick cooking shoot is usually the last thing on their mind.
this is why most of the time it's super simple meals.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 13:00:49 2020 No.14699093 >SIMPLE >RUSTIC >YEA

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 13:02:04 2020 No.14699102 >>14698892 Why tf didn't you post the link? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NybhwoK6am0

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 13:03:39 2020 No.14699113 >>14698966 >airplane mode >clear cache >??? >fuck jannies

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 13:05:50 2020 No.14699124 >>14699113 Phoneposters should be blocked from starting thread and posting images without a pass.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 13:06:52 2020 No.14699134 >>14698892 Its almost like hes trying to get a good shot. Because its a tv show.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 13:07:06 2020 No.14699136 >>14699102 thanks anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 13:08:39 2020 No.14699147 >>14699102 >all those comments about "Uncle Roger XD" Really getting sick of hearing about that faggot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 13:08:45 2020 No.14699150 File: 2.70 MB, 1920x1080, 1590392121952.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14698892

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 13:11:42 2020 No.14699168 >>14699124 Yea man, let’s just enforce reddit-tier moderation bc you are buttmad that someone called you a nigger

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 13:12:41 2020 No.14699173 >>14698892 Op this thread has too much salt.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 13:13:02 2020 No.14699174 >>14699147 he's extremely unfunny and the fake chinese accent feels like it's 8 years too late.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 13:13:46 2020 No.14699180 >>14699102 Why does he always seem like he's out of breath?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 13:16:48 2020 No.14699209 >>14699180 Sorry Anon, thats the coke. Ramsay has at best, a year left in him at this stage.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 13:17:19 2020 No.14699213 >>14699180 Gordon actually struggles with a mild opioid pill addiction, not many people know this

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 13:19:30 2020 No.14699235 >>14699150 what the fuck why

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 13:21:26 2020 No.14699250 >>14699235 Because a "frito pie" is a regional dish in some part of the US, and that's the theme of the show

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 13:23:48 2020 No.14699274 >>14699250 I'm sure they have other regional dishes that isn't corn chips and raw egg.

Anonymous Mon Sep 7 13:25:51 2020 No.14699287

>every sentence contains the word literally
>even just says literally as his only word at the end like my semi senile grandmother
>coats the wok with oil, then pours it out and adds more?
>switches wok halfway through despite the first one being already huge for that amount of rice
>makes a point of putting galangal on top of the chilis as if that matters
>sweating and out of breath like he's cooking the meal on a timer to save his children
truly amazing

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 13:26:12 2020 No.14699290 File: 1.07 MB, 3024x4032, 90dEY9zTn6XppQqFpLPO-SkKGw3lKyIGlJ_FrtJ9nzk.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14699274

Anonymous Mon Sep 7 14:05:59 2020 No.14699518
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>>14698892
>majority of cooking channels on youtube are better than this guy
Why is he famous in the first place? As a German, I only know him as the guy who shouts at burnt out chefs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 14:15:39 2020 No.14699561 >>14699235 Hes lost his mind. Hes serving it in a Frito bag despite using a plate anyway. Jamie Oliver must be laughing in his big country mansion with 5 kids right now, thats all i can say.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 14:18:00 2020 No.14699571 >>14699518 >the guy who shouts at burnt out chefs. He is essentially no better than a Big Brother contestant, a manufactured phenomenon, created by the Dutch company Endemol.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 15:00:53 2020 No.14699753 >>14699209 >>14699213 Are you guys being serious or are you just talking shit? I've never heard this before...

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 15:01:53 2020 No.14699762 >>14699287 yeah what the fuck was with the oil and the wok change lol

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 15:02:01 2020 No.14699764 >>14699753 No, Marco just figured out how to use a vpn.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 15:06:24 2020 No.14699782 >>14699102 >who needs takeaway when you can just use two woks and an open flame inside a pottery thing then toss cooked rice into the air

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 15:07:18 2020 No.14699784 >>14699250 Nobody in the midwest makes frito pie A) Like that pile of fucking slop B) In the fucking chip bag Thats some mexican prison tier shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 15:07:30 2020 No.14699785 >>14698959 > don't shoot until you see the whites of their eggs

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 15:07:57 2020 No.14699787 >>14699782 >why go to a Chinese restaurant when you can just take a plane to Southern Laos, what are you a pleb?

Anonymous Mon Sep 7 15:08:35 2020 No.14699788

>>14699753

Coke is a big deal in the food industry especially at higher class restaurants where people are constantly busy, they need it to stay active. Gordons brother is actually a massive heroin addict and Gordon has been vocally anti-drug. One of his chefs actually OD. But Im sure Gordon loves nose candy just as much as the rest of us.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 15:10:03 2020 No.14699793 File: 1.76 MB, 5000x5000, 1405698071199.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14699150 He is not even trying anymore

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 15:15:11 2020 No.14699808 Post Gordon fuckups

Anonymous Mon Sep 7 15:29:33 2020 No.14699896
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>band rehearsal starts
NOW WE ALL LOVE GRILLED CHEESE
THERE'S NOTHING LIKE THIS GRILLED CHEESE
>holds up two blocks of cheese that have never been used for grilled cheese before
BEAUTIFUL
>taps knife on board
THIS IS A DREAM COME TRUE
>puts knife away and taps different knife
BIG LONG SLICES
>cuts off the rind
LITERALLY CUT OFF
>exasperated breath
... THE RIND
>cuts cheese further
NICE LONG LUSCIOUS BRICKS OF CHEESE
MAKE SURE THE BREAD IS NOT TOO THIN
>cuts half the loaf off
BIT OF BUTTAH
>butters
SALT
>salts bread
>layers cheese on bread
TAILOR MAKE IT
>cuts cheese again
NOW THE SECRET IS...
>pulls out bowl of already made kimchi out of nowhere
HOMEMADE KIMCHI
>starts dumping it all over
BREATHTAKING
>camera pans to a fire
TOUCH OF OLIVE OIL
>dumps oil in pan
>mumbles beautiful
NOW PUSH THAT DOWN
>smashes grilled cheese down in pan
ON IN SHE GOES
PUT SOME WEIGHT ON THERE
>buttered bread sticks to spatula
>struggles to get it off
>clinks the spatula against the cast iron as punishment
GOOD
>smoke shooting out of pan
TURN IT OVER
>cheese hasnt melted
PUSH THAT DOWN
>squeezes grilled cheese down with rag
NICE AND CRISPY
>puts it back in
>takes it out
PUSH IT DOWN
>desperate to make cheese melt
HELPS CHEESE NICE AND MELTED
>puts pan back in
>elevates the flavor
>takes pan out
THAT BEAUTIFUL... GRILLED CHEESE
>burnt bread
>cheese still hasn't melted
BEAUTIFUL
>back in the kitchen
THE CHEESE HAS MELTED
>cheese can't be seen on screen
>taps knife against board
AND THIS...
>tries to cut the sandwich
CRISPY
>struggles to cut through the sandwich
>involves both his hands
>reveals cross section
BEAUTIFUL
>cheese hasn't melted at all
OH MY GOODNESS ME
>taps knife again
>slices grilled cheese halves into further halves desperate to find some evidence of melted cheese
OH MY GOD
>blows
>visibly struggles to take a bite
>chews
>shakes his head with contempt
OH MY GOD THAT IS INCREDIBLE
>struggles on another bite
WOW
SO GOOD
>ramsay buys a house in tasmania
>guitar solo

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 15:31:02 2020 No.14699900 File: 821 KB, 1920x1080, [Tsundere] Madan no Ou to Vanadis - 03 [BDRip h264 1920x1080 10bit FLAC][553ED0C7].mkv_snapshot_05.49_[2020.08.16_15.30.02].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14699896 That episode killed me inside.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 15:36:02 2020 No.14699930 >>14699896 I can hear it

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 15:44:14 2020 No.14699965 >>14699808 https://youtube.com/watch?v=5t7JLjr1FxQ

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 15:48:10 2020 No.14699982 >>14698959 Why's he growing tits now

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 15:57:23 2020 No.14700021 >>14699982 He is getting old so is getting saggy and gordon doesn't seem like the type of guy who do exercise

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 16:00:20 2020 No.14700028 >>14698892 >garlic.. IN >li'ul bi' of palm suga.. IN fuck, i used to idolize this man, but now he's nothing more than a meme to me. is that what growing up means?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 16:12:14 2020 No.14700083 >>14700028 Its a are sight to see a man become a perfect caricature of himself

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 16:17:08 2020 No.14700104 >>14699896 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8E4cQHejFq0 holy shit you weren't joking lol what the fuck

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 16:19:05 2020 No.14700112 >>14700028 >>14700083 The day one of the worlds greatest chefs became a youtuber. You dont see Marco on his knees sucking cock like this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 16:19:08 2020 No.14700113 >>14700028 Like my german neighbour >>14699518 the caricature is all I know of the man. What made you idolize him ?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 16:20:49 2020 No.14700123 File: 522 KB, 680x598, 1596341084030.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14699518 >claims to be a grm >posts a picture of a frg kys

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 16:22:09 2020 No.14700131 >so you literally take this literal pan and then literally take it literally off the literal heat and then literally WHAT ARE YOU SAYING

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 16:23:00 2020 No.14700138 >>14700131 Yes. (get me in the screengrab)

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 16:24:20 2020 No.14700146 File: 406 KB, 2385x2074, 1583007982169.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14700123 I just wanted to keep my reaction pic food related.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 16:26:22 2020 No.14700156 File: 14 KB, 320x320, 1598987852275.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14698892 >that schitzo "literally" under his breath

Anonymous Mon Sep 7 16:29:16 2020 No.14700170

>>14700021
>gordon doesn't seem like the type of guy who do exercise
He absolutely does, he competes in Ironman competition but age catches up to everyone and also I guess corona+managing 1500 restaurants & flying all around the world made him put some weight back on.

Anonymous Mon Sep 7 16:34:58 2020 No.14700206

>>14698896
Yeah let's do that. While we're at it, separate the board in to food and drink, then further separate the food board in to food and cooking, being extra cautious that the cooking board only involves the application of heat onto raw ingredients - plate dressing, dining, cold preparations etc get their own board. In fact why not just do away with threads altogether and create a unique one-thread board for every conceivable topic of discussion.

Or you could just stop being a retard.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 16:36:36 2020 No.14700210 >>14699896 >BREATHTAKING That much is literally true.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 16:42:14 2020 No.14700248 >>14698892 Does this man go back into a brine every night why is he more and more pickled every thumbnail.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 16:42:45 2020 No.14700251 File: 61 KB, 719x720, 1596468527662.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14699102 Why did he put oil in the skillet, heat it up, throw it out, and put new oil in?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 16:59:51 2020 No.14700361 >>14700251 He got rid of the "excess oil" that totally wasn't burnt

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 17:05:57 2020 No.14700383 >>14699150 puke in a bag FUCKIN DELICIOUS

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 17:10:36 2020 No.14700403 File: 926 KB, 860x1075, iggyold.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14700170 Age catches up but fat doesn't need to.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 17:14:54 2020 No.14700423 >>14699102 >TWO WOKS

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 17:18:17 2020 No.14700437 >>14699965 what's the point in over complicating carbonara, it's just a simple dish. makes even less sense considering he's branding it as an under 10 minute meal

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 17:25:29 2020 No.14700460 Why is he in such a hurry? He almost pushes the plate on the ground because he was trying to go fast

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 17:27:26 2020 No.14700470 >>14700460 It looks like he has to piss and is holding it in.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 17:29:00 2020 No.14700476 There is a reason reddit loves him.

Anonymous Mon Sep 7 17:31:41 2020 No.14700494

>>14699102
what the fuck? I'm sure it tasted fine but that's more because he used a shit ton of ingredients than any actual technique. why is he randomly whisking oil? WHY ARE THE EGGS IN FIRST? I've had better fried rice made by 10 year olds and jamaicans.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 17:35:00 2020 No.14700510 >>14699982 Hgh and probably trt

Anonymous Mon Sep 7 17:38:31 2020 No.14700523

>>14699965
I could cook virtually anything in under 10 miuntes if every single thing was portioned out and every pan/pot was preheated. Why the fuck do you think it takes 20 minutes to cook a burger at home but 5 miuntes at a restaurant?

fuckin retarded.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 17:43:55 2020 No.14700545 >>14700437 “Carbonara” it’s just clickbait most of the time. They get tons of views from angry italians. It works

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 17:50:04 2020 No.14700574 >>14700545 shit you're right https://youtu.be/57-8F8pvfuM

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 17:54:05 2020 No.14700596 >>14699965 As a Bong i actually like this Carbonara.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 17:59:31 2020 No.14700615 >>14700403 Ah iggy I wonder if he uses t-shirt in his house like I go shirtless in mine

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 18:00:40 2020 No.14700617 >>14699982 hes gonna make his own fresh milk

Anonymous Mon Sep 7 18:06:37 2020 No.14700649
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>>14698959
>fly out to seth efrika
>go to a beautiful swamp to film with a hippo nearby
>hippo isnt there so you supplement some stock footage of one
>swamp in the background is out of focus so its all just mushy green nothingness
>all you can clearly see are bugs flying around the food
??????

Anonymous Mon Sep 7 18:18:45 2020 No.14700709
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>>14700649
>Mutter some shit about Nelson Mandela
>Say local people have Braai's (BBQ'S)
>Act Surprised
>"People here have been coking for for several years now"
>Falls in to the fire.
>mfw he dies with a petrol filled tire around his neck.
>mfw he loses all his restaurants as he cant not work on TV anymore looking like Simon Weston.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 18:49:13 2020 No.14700852 >>14700251 it's a chinese technique to refresh with less hot oil after initially burning it in the pan, but you dont just throw it out, you put it back in a oil receptacle near the wok

Anonymous Mon Sep 7 18:55:16 2020 No.14700878

>>14699896
Asiago and Romano don't even melt well even if you try. Thin bread low and slow cook time and they'll still be rock hard. You can get young asiago that's still moist, but it's not really easy to find for a normie, most asiago is aged and dry like Parmesan

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 19:00:13 2020 No.14700900 >>14698896 Dumbest post I've seen this week. And I visited b yesterday.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 19:10:20 2020 No.14700943 >>14700021 >doesn’t seem like the type to exercise Can’t tell if bait or not considering he nearly went pro as a sportsman and has done a ton of London marathons

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 19:21:44 2020 No.14700993 >>14700113 normalfags love yelling spergs they think it's funny

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 19:29:01 2020 No.14701024 >>14700878 Yeah, hard cheeses don’t melt, pretty basic concept. Not sure how he didn’t understand that going in

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 20:06:12 2020 No.14701215 >>14698896 Imagine pretending to be a janny without any of the power they have. You're lower on the totem pole than people who do it for free.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 20:15:24 2020 No.14701269 File: 25 KB, 227x220, 1500338771590.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14701215 Wait you mean they really do it for free? OH NONONONONO

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 20:35:34 2020 No.14701376 >>14698951 This. Crying about offtopic threads is beta shit, especially when the threads aren't even off topic.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 20:47:48 2020 No.14701439 >>14698892 And Literally ... Season that meat Oh my fucking bad Gordon I was just about to figuritively season the meat.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 20:54:21 2020 No.14701465 >>14699102 >"keep the heat on the center of the wok" >immediately removes the wok and tosses the rice in the air

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 21:29:40 2020 No.14701649 >>14698892 When is he going to apologize for his cheese sandwich?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 21:37:56 2020 No.14701704 >>14698892 For someone supposedly so healthy he sure seems to be hitting the wall fast, dudes in his fucking 50's but easily looks and acts a decade older

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 21:49:35 2020 No.14701754 >>14698892 Jesus his old man is really showing here. Shave his head, and he looks like a 90 year old man

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 21:50:38 2020 No.14701759 >>14698892 Not to mention it's just a standard plate of fried rice

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 22:00:49 2020 No.14701804 >>14699250 do mutts really cook their food in chippy bags?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 22:10:52 2020 No.14701861 >>14699124 Jannie trannies need to hurry and kill themselves

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 22:18:19 2020 No.14701896 https://babbletop.com/top-10-gordon-ramsay-legal-scandals/ what a fraudster.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:10:55 2020 No.14702207 >>14701804 You're on /ck/, you know fucking well that spics do it

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:46:23 2020 No.14702331 >>14699147 Have you seen his standup? He's extremely bad. An insult to the craft.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:51:40 2020 No.14702353 >>14698892 these videos are ridiculous. What is he even doing?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 00:06:32 2020 No.14702399 >>14698959 I dunno what’s sadder. That burger or those old man bitch tits.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 00:17:49 2020 No.14702448 File: 1.84 MB, 1200x1200, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Gordon's not looking too good anymore bros Is he gonna go in for another hair transplant? He's looking very thin on top.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 00:20:36 2020 No.14702463 File: 12 KB, 314x314, gordon-ramsay.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >if you salt the eggs, they will turn grey. do not put salt on your eggs

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 00:24:57 2020 No.14702477 File: 17 KB, 458x185, 1536033079492.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14702448 his hair is fine its just that he needs his scheduled botox treatments they clearly fell behind since covid

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 00:33:32 2020 No.14702509 >>14698892 Why does he say literally all the time? Is he aware that some dishes call for hypothetical steps?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 00:40:46 2020 No.14702533 >>14698989 I'm on dynamic ip, I only get the chance to post pictures like once a fortnight when I get some magical nonbanned ip. Haven't been able to make a topic in maybe a month. Dynamic ip is such bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 00:42:49 2020 No.14702539 File: 255 KB, 421x665, 756304D9-D4C6-4284-81E0-015A97D3FA63.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14698892 He isn't looking so hawt brehz... i miss hell's kitchen :<

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 00:51:34 2020 No.14702570 >>14700574 fucking pajeets

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 01:08:40 2020 No.14702616 >>14699896 beautiful

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 01:08:56 2020 No.14702617 File: 2 KB, 125x125, 1594995980126.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14699965 >bong saying "dude"

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 01:11:56 2020 No.14702625 >>14702539 It’s all the cocaine

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 01:12:28 2020 No.14702627 >>14700574 based pajeets

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 01:16:30 2020 No.14702646 >>14701896 >sued by his step-dads girlfriend for hiring a detective to take photos of her through her bedroom window HAHAHAHA

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 01:25:57 2020 No.14702679 >>14702539 somebody put him through that aging filter

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 01:42:32 2020 No.14702722 File: 176 KB, 421x665, 5FEE062F-FC92-4114-9353-B923EE5D73C7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14702679

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 01:50:47 2020 No.14702739 >>14702617 You do know it's a phrase that originated there, right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 04:15:48 2020 No.14703221 >>14700574 >all that sperging in Italian Fucking hilarious.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 04:17:02 2020 No.14703223 >>14702722 Looks like a scrotum

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 04:18:25 2020 No.14703228 >>14702722 Audible kek

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 04:18:27 2020 No.14703229 >>14702739 It did not.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 05:25:38 2020 No.14703404 >>14699150 He's completely lost the fucking plot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 05:45:26 2020 No.14703436 >>14699102 I think he genuinely might have dementia, as Jamie Oliver said a while ago. Why the fuck would you put oil in a wok to scratch it up with a whisk then pour the oil out/wipe it with a tea towel AND THEN put more oil back in for cooking.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 05:53:14 2020 No.14703461 >>14702722 Saw this on the shitter and laughed so hard my asshole sputtered diarrhea

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 09:05:18 2020 No.14703897 >>14700943 >he nearly went pro as a sportsman Bullshit

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 09:07:58 2020 No.14703904 >>14699102 where's the kimchi?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 09:10:39 2020 No.14703912 >>14702722 Thats the store owner in Dr. Quinn. Amazing show.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 09:15:42 2020 No.14703932 >>14703897 he was with the Rangers F.C. for several months, and they’re the second most successful football club in the world

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 09:17:32 2020 No.14703936 >>14703932 How in the balls were Rangers F.C succesful?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 09:24:08 2020 No.14703956 >>14703932 Gordon lied https://uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-ramsay-life-idUKTRE5212KI20090302 You can hardly say he almost went pro.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 09:53:41 2020 No.14704058 >>14703956 Gordon is a charlatan. I heard Jamie Oliver got offered trials for Spurs and Arsenal but turned them down as he wanted to pursue a career in the kitchen. Only reason you dont hear about it because Jamies really humble.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 09:55:54 2020 No.14704067 >>14702331 It's stand-up, there's no craft to it

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 10:30:39 2020 No.14704168 File: 394 KB, 415x575, Untitled.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14698892 Was the rice really that bad Gordon?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 10:56:45 2020 No.14704257 >>14699896 For some reason the most annoying thing is that he used two types of cheese but layered them insuch a way that each half of the sandwich only had one type of cheese. Also given the way he built the sandwich I'm pretty sure it was an accident

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 11:10:03 2020 No.14704302 >>14698892 if you think ramsay is a stupid faggot hack (and he is), the single best thing you could do is not start threads about him

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 11:11:08 2020 No.14704309 >>14702463 I always salt my eggs and this never happens. Is Ramsay just bad at eggs and he's blaming the salt?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 11:15:48 2020 No.14704323 >>14704257 >layered them insuch a way that each half of the sandwich only had one type of cheese. I thought I was the only one who caught that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 11:33:15 2020 No.14704379 File: 10 KB, 217x225, 1517647479539.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14704168

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 11:38:25 2020 No.14704403 >>14698892 No other chef had the balls to show how they make cocaine on television.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 11:41:48 2020 No.14704421 >>14704067 Retard.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 11:42:41 2020 No.14704426 >>14703229 Yes it did you dumb "american exceptionalism" chud. Look. It. Up.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 11:43:57 2020 No.14704433 >>14698959 I like thick patties too, but those are too thick...

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 12:08:46 2020 No.14704547 >everyone ignoring that the wok change was because he got distracted and burnt the everliving fuck out of the egg and veg Look how little is left when he transfers to the new one

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 12:52:33 2020 No.14704682 >>14704302 its funnier this way

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 12:53:38 2020 No.14704686 >>14698892 Gordon's looking fucking old

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 12:58:50 2020 No.14704714 File: 211 KB, 327x316, 1477848057230.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14703461

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 13:45:56 2020 No.14704908 >>14702331 I watched a bit of one of his recent ones. I didn't watch it for long. >hey guys I'm Asian which means you have corona lol :)

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:16:04 2020 No.14705353 File: 1.22 MB, 1005x1018, 1599269634395.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14698892 Based Gordon, mindfucking you losers by doing whatever he wants with no explanation. None of you matter lol

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:17:51 2020 No.14705362 File: 40 KB, 425x600, 1551136419338.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14705353 a-artist name, anon??

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:29:46 2020 No.14705449 >>14699174 this. his comments aren't even authentic.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 16:28:41 2020 No.14705794 >>14704302 good thing we have daily threads about him then.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 17:36:10 2020 No.14706133 >>14698959 lmfao.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 18:13:45 2020 No.14706342 >>14699788 nah, amphetamine is what you want when you work hard, coke is too fucking nice to do at work even if you get shiton of money imagine going to the bathroom to sniff some coke every 40-60 min

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 18:17:12 2020 No.14706351 File: 161 KB, 419x376, 1585845575954.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14699896 truly a mess up

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 18:20:13 2020 No.14706368 File: 91 KB, 953x500, Ramsay-cocaine.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14704403 >THE MOST AMAZING LOCAL COCA LEAVES >FRESH PETROL >MMM DELICIOUS

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 18:21:54 2020 No.14706373 >>14699147 This guy gives me an extremely bad vibe.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 18:33:56 2020 No.14706438 >>14705362 https://www.deviantart.com/gumdr0ps/art/200118-827611289

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 19:25:08 2020 No.14706680 >>14699150 Oh no Oh no no no WTF

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 21:41:47 2020 No.14707400 >>14706351 I'm curious, has anyone here ever made something worse than this? How would you even make this worse while staying within food safety guidelines?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 22:35:30 2020 No.14707711 >>14707400 he should have just done the burger trick to melt the cheese or someshit

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 01:29:04 2020 No.14708537 >>14698892 Jokes on you, because he isn't trying and people still eat his shit. How many times must he demonstrate correct technique exactly the same way before it is no longer interesting?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 02:52:49 2020 No.14708788 >>14704309 It's pepper not salt

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 03:13:35 2020 No.14708855 File: 15 KB, 410x357, Economics.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14698892 God, he's starting to look old.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 03:15:53 2020 No.14708863 >>14700494 Seasoning the wok. Shit ton of ingredients? Indonesian cuisine is kindly telling you to fuck off

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 03:18:36 2020 No.14708869

Idk what fucking planet you contrarian fucks are on, but that fried rice is legit as fuck. Only thing missing is diced shallots and garlic for aromatics in the beginning. Indonesian nasi goreng is top tier, 90% of you haven’t even had decent Javanese, Sumatran or Balinese food.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 04:18:55 2020 No.14709047 >>14708869 Correct we dont like asian nigger food

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 04:25:31 2020 No.14709064 >>14702722 Cotton Hill ass looking motherfucker

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 04:29:39 2020 No.14709081 >>14708855 Eat shit and die, fucking retarded frogposting faggot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 04:40:31 2020 No.14709114 >>14699113 You get banned for breaking rules, trying to evade bans makes you a nigger, my dude.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 05:25:32 2020 No.14709199 >>14700112 He was smart and got the Knorr Stock Pot money, now he can just fuck about the rest of his life.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 06:16:22 2020 No.14709323 >>14698959 something tells me nobody ever showed gordon how to make a proper smashburger judging by t he fact that his burger patties are always 6-12 inches thick.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 06:19:08 2020 No.14709329 Someone post the time he seasoned a pack of crisps.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 06:30:14 2020 No.14709366 >>14701024 some harder cheese melt alright, like gruyere. If Ramsay wasn't just full of shit he'd have used gruyere like he's making a croque monsieur and pretend he's some sort of genius

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 06:54:59 2020 No.14709439

>>14699168
Nah it's just that phoneposters never ever contribute anything worthwhile or make OC. They just shitpost quick buzzwords and phrases and repost the soijack pictures they save. A good percentage of them are underaged or retarded or both, and enforcing a pass rule on mobile users would at least mean the phoneposters were mostly well adjusted adults. Shit posting would drastically decline.

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 09:24:15 2020 No.14709947
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RIGHT! AH, WELCOME HOME!
THE MOST AMAZING BURGAH: THE SECRET OF BUGAH
FIRST OF, SEASON IT!
>seasons 3 patties
GRILL, PIPING HOT!
>seasons 3 patties a little more
GRILL, PIPING HOT!
>seasons 3 patties again, just to make sure
ONCE YOU PUT BURGHA...
>puts patties in grill
PUT THAT LID DOWN!
>seasons 1 bun for his 3 patties
SOGGY BUNS
>opens lid
>puts bun in grill
>closes lid
GRILLED ONIONS!
>seasons 2 onions for his 3 patties
>opens lid
ONIONS ON, LID BACK DOWN!
>leaves lid open
>drops oil bottle and a pan
>cut
>there are now 4 extra buns for his 3 patties
WOW
Wait till that goes
>closes lid
>there are now 5 buns in the table
PIPING HOT!
>opens lid
MMMM!
>there are now 6 patties in the grill and 4 onions
CARAMELIZE THAT BUTTER!
>butters 3 patties
A BUGAH TO DIE FOR
>butters the same 3 patties
NOW, LIGHTLY SEASON THAT GRILL
>seasons patties FROM A DISTANCE
>seasons grill
SEASON, SEASON, SEASON
>closes lid
THE BUN, 3 BUNS, 3 BASES
>opens lid
>closes lid
NICE, BEAUTIFUL, RICH CHEDDAR CHEESE
>opens lid
>puts cheese in 3 patties
ON, ON, ON
>closes lid
MAYONNAISE OOZING AT THE SIDE
>assembles 3 burgers
give me an S: S
give me an A: A
give me an L: L
give me a T: T
SALT AND PEPPER ON THAT TOMATO
>seasons tomato
A TOUCH MORE MAYONNAISE
>opens lid
BEATIFUL, ON SHE GOES
>closes lid
ON, DOWN AND IN
ON, DOWN AND IN
ON, DOWN AND IN
>lets all extra ingredients burn to a crisp
>Stevie Wonder and Kanye come over
THAT IS A BURGAH TO DIE FOR

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 09:34:19 2020 No.14710005 Someone needs to bring Eddie Huang back

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 10:09:25 2020 No.14710165 File: 10 KB, 251x201, pedo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14701804 do eurofaggots really call a bag of chips "chippy bags"

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 11:29:12 2020 No.14710498 >>14710165 Exclusively a bong thing

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 11:53:57 2020 No.14710622 >>14710165 >t. cooks in a chippy bag opinion discarded

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 11:54:31 2020 No.14710626 >>14710498 >>14710165 >luv to drive me lorry past the pram and get me a chippy crispy baggy from the shops

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 11:57:46 2020 No.14710643 >>14709114 seethe janny, i can evade the evade bans. blocking my part of the country is all you can ever hope to do, otherwise 4chan doesnt have rules, as it shouldnt

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 12:00:21 2020 No.14710657 >>14710165 No, it's a crisp bag. A chippy bag is a bag you get from a fish & chips shop, and that poster was a dumb larper.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 12:05:37 2020 No.14710677 >>14710657 you must be from southhampton because everyone calls crisp bags chippy bags here

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 12:22:25 2020 No.14710746 >>14709947 beautiful

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 12:41:12 2020 No.14710849 >>14699896 Great post

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 12:51:12 2020 No.14710916 >>14710498 >>14710626 We don't call crisps chips so why would we call it a chippy bag? A chippy is a place where you can get fish and chips.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 13:00:36 2020 No.14710966 >>14699150 yeah this episode was a joke

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 13:05:03 2020 No.14710986 >>14698892 He's looking more and more like a crypt keeper every year.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 13:06:00 2020 No.14710994 >>14698951 >The man is one of the most accomplished chefs in the world The only reason he's famous is because he trash talks people on TV.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 13:06:17 2020 No.14710995 >>14710165 >>14710657 >>14710677 Nobody calls them either they're called crisp packets by everyone in every corner of the UK

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 13:13:30 2020 No.14711032 >>14700852 >it's a chinese technique to be awful at cooking okay...

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 13:14:30 2020 No.14711038 >>14701804 No, only mexicans and prisoners do that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 13:32:18 2020 No.14711151 >>14710165 No you dumbass it's "Sipsipussi"

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 13:48:18 2020 No.14711246 File: 69 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14699896 If you take this guy as a great chef you are a joke LOL

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 15:35:42 2020 No.14711775 >>14710916 maybe in londonistan but us welsh call it a bag of chippies

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 15:48:35 2020 No.14711855 >>14702722 looks like my 90 year old grandma

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 18:02:03 2020 No.14712513 >>14703897 >>14705353 Would fuck

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