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The other thread is for Jack posting and other off topic nonsense. This is the one true webm thread.
>>14696377i dont have any webms but nice dubs cunt
>>14696377I was expecting disaster but I was disappointed.
>>14696390I know who this annoying faggot is but even then, who is the intended audience for this?
>>14696390Tiny faggot hands, actually pissed me off to watch this.
>>14696426doritos JACKEd more like doritos BLACKed am i right
>>14696421>>14697391its "marshmallo" the shitty zoomer version of deadmau5
>>14697412Right, so are we still speaking English here or am I supposed to put that through Google translate?
>>14696377This never works to cook the rice anyone who says otherwise is a fuckin retard
>>14697418I wouldn't shit on vegans if they weren't so faggy. Just eat the vegetable, there's plenty of good ones that stand on their own footing without pretending to be something else.
>>14697418This pisses me off immensely and I don't even eat meat
>>14697906Woah, Egg's that real?
>>14696390I am actually mad at watching this.
>>14697418>The perfect thing to whip up when you're a pretentious cunt with 7 days to prepare a meal
>>14696377>lethal amounts of butter>rice that must be 50% fat by weightgets me every time
>>14696426I can feel my shit get clogged just by watching this
>>14697416A shit EDM dj
>>14696377Peak post-scarcity society moment
>>14697418Do they realize that yeast is a living organism?
>>14698298Not sentient tho same with plants, that's the thing with vegans is when a living being is sentient and can process and feel pain
>>14698303By that logic, an egg isn't alive either, especially if it hasn't been fertilized
>>14698311They also don't eat product that comes FROM animals. Which is why no milk.They are silly people.
>>14698311Lmao yes. But the thing with eggs is the condition the chicken which produce them lives although it only make sense if they are factory eggs if you have them on a normal farm or your house I don't know why that would be a problem, same with honey never really get the issue with honey is not like you are killing the bees to make/harvest it
>>14696377STRAIGHT to your arteries.
>>14698317The issue with milk is that a cow need to be fertilized to produce it, so thats why they opposes the constantly artificial impregnation, again this is on factory like produced, a organic normal classic farm wouldn't be a real issue if they would think about it
>>14696390Imagine being a Musician and having to to this
>>14697418*hall of the mountain king starts playing*
>>14696390ew, how can some people live in such a drab and boring environment?
>>14698341EDM is not music I'm glad he has to make this shit to survive now
>>14698403i think EDM is very beautiful, way better than the pretentious shit that normies like to listen to nowadays.
>>14698412For me is classic EBM or techno but you do you buddy
>>14696377>when he puts in the carrotI can fap to that
>>14698392You think he lives on a set?
>>14698339>>14698311>>14698298Nobody is ever going to stop eating meat, milking cows, or eating eggs. Nobody is ever going to choose vegan options over the real thing. If you're not a vegan/vegetarian solely for health reasons or allergies you're an idiot
>>14696377Actually not a bad recipe.
>>14697418Medieval and renaissance aristocrats used to do shit like this during lent.
>>14696426I was on board until the Doritos came in.
>>14697906How does that cat really dance out of there without breaking all the eggs?
>>14697395Made me laugh because of how much of a non sequitur it was
C'mon guys? Where all the webm's at?
>>14700569What is it?
>>14700569Is that a whole head a of garlic he cut in half?
>>14700857Yes why you ask?
>>14699424Chill dude I never said I was, I was only making a point on why vegans do that for crap
>>14697418Each day we stray further from gods light
>>14697418that does not look like and egg and it surely doesn't taste like one
>>14700925A hardworking christian black man, that's cool to see
>>14698298the essence of vegan>it's okay unless it isn't and it tends to not be okay because no reason in particular
>>14698298>Do they realize that yeast is a living organism?Yes, but it's considered part of the fungus kingdom.
>>14701160How can any cut be that cheap?
>>14701220It's one step above the stuff they grind up and turn into dog food.
>>14696377does every restaurant in america really pour yellow goo on their food?
>>14701489Disgusting. it doesn't really need that much "cheese", no adding a tonne of that yellow thing doesn't make food magically good and I wish people really start to realize that
>>14697395You need a break from the internet. 6 month break.
>>14701572Oh I forget about this nasty bitch till now...thanks anon..I guessGod her videos make me feel weird
>>14701220End pieces of Select beef. It is ribeye, but its whatever pieces are left over from slicing them into steaks.
>>14701063Keep your bbc addiction to yourself paco, thanks.
>>14696377Damn, someone got assblasted
>>14701716>>14701713If you can't fit it into one webm, don't bother.
>>14701726stop being autistic
>>14700925thanks, you ruined quesadillas
>>14701489>pouring hot yellow paint on fooddo americans really?
>>14701912I like how they specified a "flaccid" penis but the texture is obviously more like an erect one
>>14702284i can only imagine how soft and juicy those dices chicken are
>>14702324i can only imagine my giant 4 foot poops
>>14702349what i give to give 4 foot poops again, i can only manage to do it if i hold it for days
>>14702360those not so fully growth tomatoesi hate tomatoes and this is even gross
>>14702367pathetic, but i'd take the all the bacon and bread and make some bacon sammies
>>14700925This fuckin slaps. Really happy for this guy.
>>14702684How fucking dare you be happy for him.
>>14702375how many toilets has she gone through
>>14701912>drizzled with semen resembling dipping sauce
>>14702458this is so fucking retarded. do asians really? thats just a ton of work for a mishmash of flavor profiles
>>14703193That's Timallo lmao, sorry you think Asians made an Italian dish you uncultured retard
>>14700569Thats a very dull knife
>>14700792He losted it, he should take some lenghty vacations. The man is not well.
>>14701220Did you see.the meat?
>>14701231Thats a waste of seasoning
>>14701713>>14701716This fucking guy. Acting so offended when someone serves him anything but fresh. Then cook shit like this. What a posh knob.
>>14701663I want to punch whoever made this video. And you if you're posting it without trying to bait.
>>14701663>buzzfeed this site and all the media related to It marks the downfall of humanity
>>14703327sounds cool man
>>14702021Asians cant make desserts, they just cant. They would still be eating sweetened eel or something if wasnt for the portuguese
>>14703334Sugar cane originates in Asia you fucktard
>>14703337not that anon but that doesn't change anything he said
>>14703337Asians suck ass at making deserts, period.
>the webm thread on /ck/ is worse than the /ck/ thread on /wsg/Interesting.
>>14703365Better go there and bring some of that to here
>>14703369I didn't say that thread was good.
>>14700925I really hate the format of these Business Insider videos, especially the cheeky text highlighting
>>14700792I love how these shows have devolved into infomercials.>nodding head>intense staring>i'm learning world class cookingit's fucking scrambled eggs. after the break Gordon teaches us how to add michelin star flair to your toasted bread by putting it in the toaster upside down.who watches this shit?
>>14702684>slapsJesus christ you're a faggot. You probably call people "my guy" too.
>>14701663>CHICKEN>NUGGETS>WITH>MAPLE>SYRUPA FUCKING LEAF
>>14702287Why ruin perfect pancakes with all that chocolate!?
>>14702684>slapsYO Y'ALL LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>14702684deadass just slaps the fuck out
>>14700792a bit raw innit?
>>14702367>powdered eggs>not even liquid
>>14702364I can't stand these jungle gook mukbangers. They always look so smug and self satisfied while they gobble up whatever they catch on the streets. I'm surprised the 300 dollars she gets per month from ads isn't enough to fix her creepy, tiny mouth so she can stuff more roasted endangered animals in it. They're almost as bad as the Cambodian mud asians that cook obsene amounts of food in fly infested jungles then gather down in their fake designer blouses to loudly smack and chew like they've never seen a meal before. I know shit's been hard since coronavirus killed off their prostitution industry but I'm sick and tired of seeing 'natural cooking' channels like this pop up like weeds.
>>14702524she look like alien O_O
>>14704193It's one of those "funny" videos
>>14704668Still, pancakes are sacred, breaks my heart
>>14700792Mmmm raw eggs
>>14704691>oh fuck this knife isn't performing shittily enough to justify buying our super megaducks ceramic knife>bro just push the knife out to the side so everything fucks up>fuck bro that's genus
>>14700925Let's hope some leftie cunt doesn't shut him down for cultural appropriation.Just kidding. They don't do that to blacks.
>>14701160I had to stop when I saw the cheese.I suppose that is the appropriate cheese for that "steak" but goddamn.This looks so much worse than just getting cheap ground beef and frying that instead. It's much more depressing because it has that vibe of poor people trying to game the system so they can have rich people food. Not that a damn ribeye is rich people food either, but that's probably how these trailer dwelling folks think.
>>14704691There's got to be a better way
>>14698327The problem with veganism is that it starts to fall apart when you scrutinize it. That's why vegans just scream when you don't agree with their lifestyle; it's easier than trying to argue the benefits with facts.
>>14697416Daft Punk for kids
>>14696377Can you cook rice in melted butter?
>>14704728>>14704708God I hate gooks who eat living shit, no it's not more gurmet no it's not something to be proud of even those centipedes make me angry then people ask were this shitty over hyped virus come from
>>14704933I was fine with everything until the pinball machine.
>>14704765That meal was probably only 500 dollars too.
>>14704765That would be $600 sir
>>14696377i doubt rice can get that fluffy like at the end of the video without water.I don't think the vegetables, peaches and the chicken will release enough water for the rice.
>>14704765>here's your fucking cotton candy, faggot
>>14704895You tell me I was on an animal rescue group when was younger and although I hate over industrialized farms (you know the type that is a mass production, shit tier meat, quantity over quality ones) I didn't see a problem with organic, family small farms that treated animals fine and free before killing them, oh boy that would get on the nerves of some members
>>14703484>nodding head>intense staring>i'm learning world class cookingIt's like the generals standing around Kim Jong Un. Notice that at least one of them is ALWAYS scribbling into a notepad in pictures, ensure not a single nugget of Dear Leader's wisdom goes too waste
>>14703337>Literal sugar plant grow in your area>Still can't make any half decent desertThat's even more disappointing
>>14697330is that some kind innuendo?
>>14702684how do you feel knowing you made 3 people angry over a single 5 letter word?>>14703778>>14704330>>14704383
>>14705012I'm lucky enough to live near a store that sells meat and dairy from local small farms around me. Not only do I feel better eating products from animals that are treated with love and dignity, the quality of those products are absolutely beyond anything I've ever eaten. I will never go back to factory farm food.
>>14704959but you would proudly shoot a deer, watch it bleed to death in front of its children, devour its body, and hang its head in your living room
>>14705161Nah I wouldn't hang its head on my living room, eating living animal is gross and it shows how gooks are not humans but a strange insectoids humanoid race that need to be stopped. It's not gourmet and it's not something a sane person would be proud and whiling to do
>>14701912>semen-resemblingYou just KNOW
>>14704765>Yeah, I'll have the smeared shit on a table please
>>14700925>all flavor no greasedoubt.jpg
>>14705027People going back in with their spit covered spoons is the most disgusting part.
>>14705101yeat insfection? some people use muffin for pussy
>>14704765looks pretty cool
>>14702684Based twitter tourist making newfags seetheThe shit he's cooking does look pretty good too.
>>14705858How much protein is that?
>>14704193What is it with these recipes and cheese?
>>14704718Is that Babish?
>>14698424pretentious boomer retard. >>14696377jack is a lying closeted homosexual who has never acheived anything in life. keep his low scum of a dead soul off this board. dude is pathological.
>>14701489Never seen this happen oncet. American
>>14696377why is jack so gay that he has to blame it on others. his smile is artificial and hes pure evil he seems the type to pigeon hole a dituation and engage in direct revenge. not everyones fake dude stop shitting on the world and go die.
>>14696377also hes needs to stop trying to drag real people into his cakeness the same goes for gordon...
>>14704545Indian cooking channels where a pajeet village is fed sloppa
>>14706289yeah as in yeaterus
>>14706579lol don't care
>>14706579>whey is now toxic wastewtf is this scaremongering bullshit, anyone can just google whatever the hell they are talking about and see its either an isolated case in a third world country or simply not true. a news article in 2013 called the whey produced from greek yogurt manufacturing toxic waste and then whoever made this video just took it and ran
>>14705858He makes Gaston look like Cool Hand Luke.
>>14698303Honey isn't sentient.Harvesting root vegetables is murder to a true vegan.
>>14706579Of course they don't mention that cartels kill people over avocados, almonds contain traces of cyanide and use vast amounts of water to grow, or that organic farming uses a shit ton of plastic mulch which ends up in landfills by the end of the season.
>>14706970Yeah I always found weird why honey isn't vegan, but talking to some of those people their thought is that you are "exploiting" the bees to produce honey and they are the only ones that should eat it not us as we don't do any work at all (always find so retarded that point, beekeepers are based and a necessary job for humanity but vegans have a weird way of thinking for what is "good" for the environment)
>>14705161Besides the "bleeding to death in front of its children" thing, which isn't common for hunting, yes I absolutely would. Because being slowly eaten alive is different from a near instantaneous death via gunshot or arrow/bolt.
>>14696390i fucking hate this
>>14696390Zoomers are a disgrace
>>14701572i want to eat her shit
>>14702670Based bird law
>>14699424Nobody said they were one you fucking autist
>>14702284>He cares about quesadillasThey're peasant food
>>14701912>Semen resembling dipping sauceHold up what?
>>14702021Nuke Korea once again
>>14702524>ok now look into that camera and say bangbros
>>14704708>Bug gets tortured and eaten by another bugNature can be cruel sometimes
>>14705959whats the thing before the beer?
>>14701572Would love to see her bite into an onion and spit that shit up.
>>14702367>$29 for a breakfast that would be free at any other hotellmao fat people are stupid
>>14702524poor girl still looks ugly as sin even after facial reconstruction surgery
>>14707603"nectar collector" just another pipe to smoke concentrates
>>14706579Is that Bailey Jay? I want to kiss the tip of her penis
>>14706185Amen brother that shit is disgutingif someone tried to make that shit for me I wouldn't eat, it's completely disgusting
>>14696390This was about as obnoxious as the faggots on here who sperg out about how much they hate e-celebs.
>>14700925I hope BurnLootMurder didn't burn down his home/business. His life doesn't matter because he's a contributing, great member of society.
>>14701713>>14701716>surgically opening the bag like a ponce>crushing and seasoning the fritos>scrambled eggs with kraft slices addedThat is not how you fucking make frito pie. Holy fucking shit.
>>14707007>organic farms use plastic mulchlol what
>>14698339Sure, but a cow still has to be perpetually pregnant to produce milk which creates calfs, and dairy farmers don't need many male calfs so they inevitably are culled. And then the perpetual pregnancy is really taxing on the female cows, and after they stop producing milk they are also culled. So I can see how milk is always going to be a tricky issue, and the only way to not cause significant harm to the cows would be expensive and inefficient. Eggs are totally different in that they are not very taxing to healthy hen breeds, if they are fed a good diet and after they no longer lay many still keep them around.
>>14707777horrible fucking q**ds
>>14704193all that olive oil just for a coating huh?
>>14705858imagine the gains.
>>14703334>They would still be eating sweetened eel or something if wasnt for the portugueseim fucking dead anon
>>14707007>organic farms use plastic mulchnice try Big Veggie
>>14702021>jellied semen cakenot really surprised
>>14704739Is she trying to be funny? What is she trying to accomplish?
>>14702021What the fuck? Why?
>>14704850Based YMS viewer.
>>14709027There is zero food or cooking in this picture and yet the mods will never delete it because we have none.
>>14697418vegan fags are the fucking worst
>>14701470effeminate man or an ugly woman?
>>14709040Did its blood drain out is that why it's clear?
>>14696377Fake and gay>>14696390Retards>>14696426>>14697418Retarded>>14702524Ayy, lmao >>14702965aah, something nice finally>>14704193the fake cutting at around 1min, geez guys>>14704739women just aren't funny at all>>14704765>oh this very smart very very clever dessert>>14704847Sauce please. I need to know why it make this funny faces, food too hot or too hot spicy, maybe sour?>>14705027>eat shit a'holes >>14709021filename spot on, but should be cannibal rapist hiding in cambodia
>>14696377does anyone have the webm of some yank restaurant wiping huge slabs of butter on their burgers? been trying to find it for a bit now>>14697906how the hell is he doing this?
>>14709034They fucking deleted my broodje hagelslag thread
>>14701489this is straight up repulsive, god I hate americans and their desire to coat every foodstuff in a thick layer of cheese
>>14696421The same as thishttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vurWWCGKsmI
>>14700792What's wrong with this?
>>14704826...it's a philly cheese steak. I agree the meat is trash but it's a fucking philly, it's a sandwich.Maybe stop swallowing your own cum for a week and you'll be able to look at cheese again.
>>14702284oh fuck yeah, thats the stuff
>>14704739Does her lipstick enhance the flavor?
>>14709317the scrambled eggs are liquidthat isn't how we eat them in america
>>14709211Kill yourself you mass replying faggot. Nobody cares what you think.
>>14702324They will break after the first or second bite
>>14709317It's fine if you like your scrambled eggs resembling snot
>>14700925Based black dude. And those quesadillas look pretty good honestly
>>14701489I'm American and that webm is repulsive
>>14709027 its not slippery slope they said.
>>14696426did he cut the hotdog in half off screen?
>>14702720>>14703778>>14704330>>14704383>>14705103>>14706040This is the most (You)s I've ever gotten. Thanks niggers.
>>14700925this guy seems pretty based.
>>14700925*sighs* didn't think it would have to come to this, but I'm afraid I'm gonna have to say the N word.......
>>14709021Although those look delicious, it is way too much. I like the French deserts that are like one or two bites, because after a meal it is the perfect thing to satiate hunter. Any more than one or two bites seems like overkill.
>>14705161generally I don't think they have hunting season until the deer have a chance to raise the young for a bit, unless of course someone is poaching them but in that case they are already a piece of shit.
>>14706579the hamburger thing is nothing, I have had burgers that were just 80/20 and I have had burgers that had stuff like heart and liver ground into it, the ones with miscellaneous organ meats in it are not only cheaper they tend to me much softer and are healthier because liver and most other organ meat is high in nutrients, I am more surprised that they didn't bring up jello being made of ground hooves at all, but I don't expect much from these fear mongering videos
>>14707061bee populations are in decline and bee keepers are keeping them alive, vegans are all retards (unless they are vegan because they have health issues like celiac)
>>14703484You do realise it's dramatised and edited to look like they're baffled by eggs?
>>14704708What the fuck is in that glass?
>>14705161bruh......... what the fuck
>>14709958What's the most obvious/likely thing to be in there?
>>14699745and it was as gay then as it is now
>>14706579brb gonna go eat some McNuggies
>>14698303Except plants do feel pain, you can measure it in electromagnetic or electric signals or whatever tf they're called
>>14709174it was camouflaging itself to blend in with the asphalt. When its dead it cant do anything obviously so it stopped maintaining its camouflage and its skin just went blank
>>14709958It's hot oil.
>>14709027you just know
>>14709174Cephalopods such as Octopus, squids and cuttlefish have these exceptional cells in their skin that expand and contract both voluntarilly and involuntarilly. Depending how these behave, they can change the color and texture of their skin.In this case, the guy probably snapped the brain connections and the cells automatically relaxed. Sort of like peeing yourself after you die. But saying a cephalopod is dead is a bit of a grey area since they also have brains on their tentacles, which is why they move so vividly even after completely disfiguring their bodies.
>>14702287I have an irrational hatred for these over the top cheese/chocolate videos. All it tells me is that nothing stands out about your food except the fact that you can waste a load of chocolate for a shitty video that Instagram thots will repeatedly tag their friends in. "OMG this is so perfect for us"Like eating a fuckton of chocolate makes you special
another 120fps webm
>>14710589sounds like a completely rational hatred, I take issue with it in part because generally its just wasteful, and I hate being wasteful.
>>14710658It's 120 fps of fucking nothing, though
>>14700925Oh hey it's the All Flavor, No Grease guy. Munchies did a cool short about him https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAnxmq8YGtMIf I lived in SoCal I'd love to go pay him a visit. He seems really fucking chill and his cooking looks fantastic.
>>14710731Well why dont you go shoot something in 120fps
>>14710731can't post any of my more interesting things i've shot at 120fps due to file size limitations.Either it gets super compressed and looks like garbage, or I have to limit the time to under 4-5 seconds.
>>14696390I want to flip that faggot upside down and take a shit in the bucket
>>14710774If I find something interesting I might. If you want to post some boring shit and have a circlejerk about the number of frames or pixels you may want to try /v/ or /p/ instead.
>>14710871It's just some trash TV show from Belgium or Switzerland or something.Normies consume this shit the way that fat fuck consumes pasta.
>>14710774at least it's more on topic than this garbage >>14709027
>>14710871I think it's meant to be from some Italian game show, where the contestants are supposed to make others laugh in order to win.
>>14705161that would be illegal in most civilized countries. seems like you might be misinformed on this issue that you seem to be so passionate about
>>14706788I liked how they tried to discredit hot dogs, of all things, and made them sound less offensive then they really are.
>>14701489Every restaurant will, but you have to ask for it. I like it on my cereal every morning. It gives me the peep in my step to get all the way to mid morning snack.
>>14702367>Excitedly points at the watermelon and bananas
>>14696377VGH...THE GARLIC BUTTER MARINATED....THATS HOME ALRIGHT
>>14709384>>14709393It wasn't even a mass reply, seethe more ladies. >>14706579At least half the things in video are outdated, especially on the greek yogurt waste product whey.
>>14704765What a stupid fucking faggot thing to do. Look at that hipster piece of shit, smugly watching it through his fucking camera phone.
>>14709021He's gotta be a psychopath
>>14711549>cannibal rapist hiding in cambodiaYea, I'm willing to bet he gets the violent runs frequently too, so there's some type of self-harm and enjoyment out of it eating street food all over the world. There are a few vids where he eats very hot spicy food in China and even Japan, and you can tell the freak is into pain the way he behaves before he eats and then while eating and its burning. Something is off in that guy's head.
>>14705959You just know she's only 35
>>14704805Is that cheese?
>>14710036I want to say oil but is it safe to have a glass of hot oil?
>>14709317mostly the reactions
>>14705959Kat Timph used to be so hot wtf
>>14710843>that webmbut why
>>14710871It's the Italian TV show Ciao Darwin about two opposite groups clashing in various challenges (physical and mental, including a debate on which team is the best).The two sides often include some Maury-tier grotesque people and it can be as funny as it is trashy.A brief google search revealed this to be the "bucatini vs integratori" episode (translates directly to "bucatini vs supplements", as a synecdoche for "fat vs fit").I haven't seen the episode so I'm not sure what the point of that scene was. I assume it wasn't a challenge and the show producers thought it would be funny to just have the guy put his degenerate gluttony on display for the viewers to laugh at.The two other men are the hosts and the girl is "madre natura" whose role is to pretty much just look hot and spin a thing that randomly selects a participant for the challenges.
>>14707951out of the hundreds of BLM protests that happened this year, name 2 people BLM activists have murdered.
>>14697418never understood why they have to replicate meat, or egg. its like something in the back of their mind thats telling them "eat animal products like you're suppose to you queer"
>>14709317everything. i tried making them that way once. tasted fine but the consistency was so unappealing. never again.
>>14712380>ethiopian food>all white hands
>>14712606>white handsYou Zambian as fuck
>>14712606what the fuck is this bread