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/webm/ thread Anonymous Fri Sep 4 04:12:35 2020 No.14681629 [Reply] [Original]

remember to report Ja/ck/ posters edition.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 04:12:58 2020 No.14681631 File: 2.78 MB, 540x302, 1486924024146.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 04:14:05 2020 No.14681638 File: 2.81 MB, 560x314, 1490239892941.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 04:16:25 2020 No.14681648 >>14681629 where does he get those tiny eggs

Anonymous Fri Sep 4 04:21:16 2020 No.14681657
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I am the bone of my egg
Shell is my body
And yolk is my blood
I have created over a thousand eggy breads
Unknown to sanitation
Nor known to health inspectors
Have withstood heat to create many omelettes
Yet, those hands shall never leave the fort
So, as I pray: UNLIMITED EGG FORTS!

Here I come, Surly King of Heroes. Do you have enough eggs in stock?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 04:24:15 2020 No.14681669 File: 2.58 MB, 640x360, 1491463760621.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 04:26:54 2020 No.14681677 File: 2.92 MB, 640x360, 1505823668564.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 04:27:59 2020 No.14681680 File: 1.43 MB, 636x360, 1516003427125.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 04:29:02 2020 No.14681682 File: 1.02 MB, 640x360, american.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 04:30:33 2020 No.14681685 File: 3.00 MB, 1280x720, taps the knife.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 04:31:40 2020 No.14681690 >>14681669 god I wish that were me

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 04:31:59 2020 No.14681691 File: 2.92 MB, 400x224, The 10,000 Calorie Sumo Wrestler Diet.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 04:34:28 2020 No.14681699 File: 2.42 MB, 480x480, kraftsingles.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 04:34:47 2020 No.14681700 >>14681648 Tiny chickens.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 04:36:43 2020 No.14681705 File: 2.90 MB, 640x480, Japanese Magic.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 04:40:26 2020 No.14681708 >>14681685 >blade, nice and dulled

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 04:41:30 2020 No.14681711 File: 2.37 MB, 640x360, foodnetwork10.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 04:44:07 2020 No.14681714 File: 10 KB, 220x200, tfw_u_go_in_fuckin_raw.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14681629 garbage

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 04:44:32 2020 No.14681716 >>14681629 >remember to report Ja/ck/ posters edition. >spinich >bell pepper (not bell pepper) >some cheddar (not cheddar) kill urselve my man

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 04:45:25 2020 No.14681717 File: 2.91 MB, 640x360, crab.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 04:47:13 2020 No.14681719 File: 2.90 MB, 480x360, pizza.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 04:49:27 2020 No.14681722 File: 2.44 MB, 480x360, candy1.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 04:52:00 2020 No.14681726 File: 2.89 MB, 640x360, nugget.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 04:52:09 2020 No.14681727 >>14681648 When you kill a chicken, you can open her up and raid a bunch of eggs in various stages of development. Some of them will be very small.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 04:58:54 2020 No.14681742 File: 2.17 MB, 640x360, belgian blue.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 05:00:23 2020 No.14681743 File: 1.95 MB, 460x612, drink.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 05:02:47 2020 No.14681751 >>14681742 >pure muscle only one fight went past one round i was injured i could hold you down and rape you if i wanted

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 05:03:08 2020 No.14681753 File: 2.65 MB, 640x360, food.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 05:03:58 2020 No.14681758 >>14681743 Fucking animal. Those poor baby eels never had a chance. Protip: never trust somebody who eats using chopsticks

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 05:06:34 2020 No.14681767 File: 2.94 MB, 500x500, miyabi.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 05:08:07 2020 No.14681771 File: 463 KB, 240x360, 1490076957346.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14681751 >thought you could talk shit, like i wouldn't find out?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 05:11:30 2020 No.14681778 File: 1.79 MB, 480x360, 1520761147294.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 05:12:55 2020 No.14681783 File: 2.97 MB, 640x640, 1520993621478.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 05:16:41 2020 No.14681793 >>14681771 Blaziken if he real

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 06:01:13 2020 No.14681894 >>14681682 This should be labeled as "autistic person", but a jibe at murricans doesn't ruffle my feathers much.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 06:56:55 2020 No.14682014 >>14681783 This is brilliant

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 07:08:11 2020 No.14682035 >>14681629 >>14681631 >>14681638 this guy is really going to cut the shit out of himself with that x-acto knife one of these webms.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 09:28:03 2020 No.14682356 >>14681742 His face is so fucking miserable

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 09:36:43 2020 No.14682389 >>14681629 >>14681631 >>14681638 God I wish I was 4 or 6 inches tall. I could have plenty of space, build mansions from Legos, and I could host tiny dinners for me and my friends.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 09:37:38 2020 No.14682391 >>14681743 Is this a vote fetish thing?

Anonymous Fri Sep 4 09:38:59 2020 No.14682394

>>14682035
If you use hobby knifes enough, you build up a lot of callouses on your fingertips. Back when I built a lot of model ships, I'd often shave and cut pieces using my thumbtip as a cutting board. It allowed for a good grip and pressure, and I never bled from it.

Anonymous Fri Sep 4 09:50:11 2020 No.14682425
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>>14682391
No, the Chinese believe the fresher something is the healthier it is. Also, they believe the higher the suffering the more flavor is released.

There are a few reasons they are like that. Firstly, there are a lot of Chinese and not much food so they eat weird shit. Secondly, Chinese superstition and medicine proclaims the health benefits of fresh living food. Thirdly, their morality is different than most of the worlds.

This is only some of the smaller bits of their food culture. I won't post anymore because the majority of it is absolutely disgusting, more so than this video.

Anonymous Fri Sep 4 09:52:02 2020 No.14682434

>>14682425
>Also, they believe the higher the suffering the more flavor is released.
This doesn't seem accurate
We'd see a lot of torture farms, where animals are abused for years--but the majority of meat comes from normal farms out in the country
Sure there's a lot of other animals that the Chinese choose to eat because beef isn't always the least expensive choice, but if you're going to try to teach someone something you shouldn't make it up on the spot

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 09:52:07 2020 No.14682435 >>14682425 Y'know, I had pet snakes as a kid that I'd feed fuzzies to, and never once did I look at the things and think "yeah, I'd eat that".

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 10:00:09 2020 No.14682459 >>14682434 It literally is true. They whip dogs with sticks sometimes for days so the meat is more tender. All while the dog is alive.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 10:00:40 2020 No.14682461 >>14682434 There are loads of torture videos from Chinese farms but mostly from Chinese markets. I don't want to post any though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 10:05:47 2020 No.14682477 >>14682461 >i don't want to post culinary videos from this culture that i don't respect UH, RACIST MUCH?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 10:07:03 2020 No.14682478 >>14681719 Had his hands on the floor....

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 10:08:08 2020 No.14682483 >>14681705 Wtf is this,??

Anonymous Fri Sep 4 10:09:27 2020 No.14682489
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>>14682477
Bro, you don't want to see them / animal torture videos are not food related. Plus, I don't disrespect them, it's just gross.

Instead, have a video of a German making her own version of lasagna

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 10:11:57 2020 No.14682500 >>14682489 Just come to terms with the fact that you're racist against the Chinese and have no respect for their beautiful culinary expressions.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 10:14:31 2020 No.14682511 >>14682500 LoL, if you say so. Barbarism is barbarism.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 10:15:02 2020 No.14682513 >>14682489 Based, don't post chink shit here

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 10:16:26 2020 No.14682518 >>14682511 Oh, and NOW you have something against the people of the Barbary Coast? Need I remind you that they gave us couscous and other culinary delights?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 10:44:01 2020 No.14682609 >>14681699 > hate on jacktards > no one cares in the slightest about this horrendous faggotry with cancer cheese inserted right up into your meat webm threads have really gone downhill, it's like you all had stroke and are in a wheelchair or something

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 10:46:10 2020 No.14682619 >>14681743 Fucking glorious

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 11:11:00 2020 No.14682716 >>14681717 >aaaaa help me

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 11:33:37 2020 No.14682819 >>14681743 At the start, why is his soup in a bag in a bowl?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 11:38:41 2020 No.14682847 >>14681717 >this kills the crab >with extreme efficiency

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 11:41:10 2020 No.14682862 >>14681629 fuck you and your stupid webm OP

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 11:49:46 2020 No.14682904 >>14682819 I assume it's so he doesn't need to clean the dishes. Just throw away the plastic bag instead.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 13:54:17 2020 No.14683481 File: 2.81 MB, 640x360, 1586261963456.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 13:55:12 2020 No.14683492 File: 3.00 MB, 640x360, 1596000004533.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14682425

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 13:59:44 2020 No.14683517 >>14681699 fucking disgusting

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 14:00:58 2020 No.14683523 >>14683492 I swear I haven't seen that scene before, but I could somehow tell that it's Sacha Baron Cohen just from the thumbnail and I have no idea how.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 14:01:40 2020 No.14683525 >>14683523 Because he sticks out like a sore thumb and is incredibly obvious?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 14:03:33 2020 No.14683539 File: 2.80 MB, 640x360, Mayo_Cake_Jack.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14681629 Maybe post some that are about cooking food instead of cringe.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 14:04:27 2020 No.14683544 File: 896 KB, 480x480, 1592328655983.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Tell the guy above me to fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 14:05:18 2020 No.14683550 >>14683539 According to the mods, Ja/ck/ webm's are NOT cooking related and are against the rules.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 14:08:15 2020 No.14683560 >>14683525 That's probably a part of it, but there should be more to it as I immidiately thought of him even before opening the video.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 14:21:56 2020 No.14683624 >>14683550 >According to the mods, Ja/ck/ webm's are NOT cooking related and are against the rules. >>14683550 Mods are fags then because bad cooking is still cooking

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 14:22:58 2020 No.14683634 >>14681657 how does he get out of this nightmare

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 14:26:58 2020 No.14683662 >>14683624 Not my rules. Just stating the facts. Any Jack webm may disappear at any moment and the poster may get banned.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 14:27:05 2020 No.14683663 >>14681629 Never seen a cooking video made by a giant before.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 14:28:03 2020 No.14683668 >>14682391 No, Chinese people can't vote

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 14:28:35 2020 No.14683674 File: 2.81 MB, 800x450, 1570643532549.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 14:36:31 2020 No.14683712 >>14681717 >Stroggification

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 15:10:22 2020 No.14683859 File: 2.75 MB, 854x480, Whites_Only.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14683662 Do you know any mods or are you just trying to scare faithful ja/ck/ers from spreading the occult culinary techniques such as the egg-hand?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 15:13:49 2020 No.14683875 >>14683859 Got it straight from a mod on IRC.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 15:18:59 2020 No.14683907 File: 187 KB, 443x403, 1594732416314.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] anyone have that homosexual crying about how fat he is and then cuts to him eating like a pig for youtube updoots? I need it to prove a point

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 15:19:24 2020 No.14683912 File: 916 KB, 1280x720, CrossedBlade_TomatoTecnique.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14683875 it's good to have friends in high places

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 15:21:06 2020 No.14683921 >>14683912 >friends Anyone can contact a mod on IRC, it's fairly easy and you'll actually get a response straight from the horses mouth.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 15:28:08 2020 No.14683945 >>14682483 A novelty in Japan is to have intricate and weird candy, some using that method that makes liquids into balls.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 15:38:43 2020 No.14683979 File: 2.33 MB, 1280x720, hollandaise@home.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14683921 please don't narc me out. I'm just trying to spread awareness on how one can cook with what the good lord provides.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 15:40:22 2020 No.14683982 File: 6 KB, 309x174, get.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14681699 That looks disgusting

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 15:56:53 2020 No.14684054 >>14681717 This contraption is actually inspired by a similar system they used in Dachau.

>>	report and your mother dies in(...) Fri Sep 4 16:08:30 2020 No.14684086 File: 91 KB, 1029x770, 1599234861763.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14683907 this guy?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 16:12:06 2020 No.14684098 File: 2.57 MB, 640x360, 1568735741860.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	report and your mother dies in(...) Fri Sep 4 16:15:02 2020 No.14684109 File: 91 KB, 1029x770, 1599234861763.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 16:20:44 2020 No.14684129 >>14683907 >>>/fit/fph

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 16:22:27 2020 No.14684138 File: 2.93 MB, 400x400, Puff Pastry Shapes.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14682500 >Just come to terms with the fact that you're racist against the Chinese I am racist against the Chinese.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 16:30:57 2020 No.14684177 File: 2.87 MB, 540x302, 1581055635706.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 16:39:18 2020 No.14684229 >>14681657 ALL THE EGGS

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 16:40:16 2020 No.14684234 File: 2.88 MB, 540x302, 1585660289534.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 16:40:38 2020 No.14684235 File: 49 KB, 600x600, 0f8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14683674

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 16:45:10 2020 No.14684257 >>14684229 EAT THEM ALL

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 16:48:53 2020 No.14684279 File: 2.69 MB, 960x540, 1590702624377.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 17:15:51 2020 No.14684451 File: 2.90 MB, 550x308, Abalone Grilled short rib patties(Tteok-galbi).webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 17:17:22 2020 No.14684453 File: 2.85 MB, 600x336, Female American Species Discovers Fast Food.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 17:19:19 2020 No.14684461 >>14684234 fuck I miss EMT, but only like the first 30 episodes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 17:31:12 2020 No.14684509 >>14684054 it's cgi dude industrial crab processing plants are not real, the numbers just don't add up

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 17:32:23 2020 No.14684519 >>14681742 what did they feed him he looks not well looked after look how much poop is smeared on him

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 17:33:33 2020 No.14684529 >>14684519 5 scoops.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 17:39:29 2020 No.14684554 >>14683979 what the fuck is that holy shit just get a double boiler jesus christ

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 17:47:00 2020 No.14684593 File: 71 KB, 600x410, rip dr.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14684529

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 17:50:33 2020 No.14684618 File: 2.73 MB, 640x360, 1598749834179.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 17:51:59 2020 No.14684628 File: 2.92 MB, 576x720, 1596200349180.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 17:53:27 2020 No.14684637 >>14683539 Posting Ja/ck/ should be a bannable offense, hell I've been banned for less. Fuck jannies!

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 17:54:21 2020 No.14684640 >>14683634 looks like he's gonna have to eat his way out

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 18:03:19 2020 No.14684689 >>14681778 smelt?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 18:08:29 2020 No.14684712 >>14684618 Merchent deal

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 18:10:50 2020 No.14684722 >>14682483 its how vaginas are made

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 18:13:53 2020 No.14684737 >>14684054 what like? electric floors or something like that?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 18:29:21 2020 No.14684803 >>14681669 ah fucking hell hes going to cut off his hand on that thing

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 18:35:11 2020 No.14684828 >>14682489 The pinnacle of continental cuisine

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 18:49:38 2020 No.14684897 >>14684054 Why would you ever want to masturbate a crab to death?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 19:08:55 2020 No.14684994 File: 2.93 MB, 960x960, Architect.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 19:26:28 2020 No.14685058 >>14681657 Those must have came from a really big ass chicken

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 19:34:34 2020 No.14685090 >>14681771 Finally someone else that knows

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 19:36:50 2020 No.14685095 File: 2.97 MB, 960x540, eggs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14681657 >>14684229 >>14684257

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 19:44:31 2020 No.14685119 File: 2.73 MB, 538x300, 1544381391664.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14681629 >spinich

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 19:45:15 2020 No.14685122 File: 2.82 MB, 1280x720, 1570713366192.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 19:45:26 2020 No.14685123 File: 12 KB, 76x82, TMNT Pig.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14683982 Indeed

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 19:48:09 2020 No.14685137 >>14684279 Now just do that for Big Meth Chicken

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 19:50:15 2020 No.14685143 >>14681717 >ywn ride the crabcoaster

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 19:50:32 2020 No.14685145 >>14683979 I literally just pour egg yolks, spices and lemon juice into a blender and then slowly add melted butter as it mixes so as to not cook the egg. WTF is this shit?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 19:57:46 2020 No.14685172 >>14685122 When I'm on keto I like to freeze small cubes (5g) of butter, it's actually nice, creamy and crumbly. Tried it with 50g once, fucking bad idea.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 20:04:30 2020 No.14685200 File: 2.78 MB, 540x302, 1594886330458.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 20:34:45 2020 No.14685338 >>14681648 Quail eggs?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 20:38:46 2020 No.14685357 >>14682478 Its NYC pizza. It tastes like the floor anyway.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 20:42:01 2020 No.14685371 >>14681699 >$200

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 20:48:58 2020 No.14685403 >>14681726 >$30 and a ton of work to recreate a shitty fast food item

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 20:51:27 2020 No.14685409 >>14681690 we know sloppa we know.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 20:53:26 2020 No.14685412 >>14681669 I can't watch shit like that without constantly being petrified thinking he's going to lose a hand or worse.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 20:54:09 2020 No.14685414 File: 2.39 MB, 540x540, 1572743891483.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Around gas, never relax

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 20:59:37 2020 No.14685429 >>14683539 >Maybe post some that are about cooking food instead of cringe. >Says don't post cringe and posts Jack making a horrific monstrosity at the same time

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 21:07:33 2020 No.14685458 >>14684234 >Diabeetus

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 21:11:09 2020 No.14685470 >>14681648 he takes a dropper of yolk and a couple droppers of white from a single regular chicken egg to make it look like tiny eggs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 21:13:24 2020 No.14685480 >>14682434 I have plenty of videos of Chinese people torturing dogs before eating them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 21:14:30 2020 No.14685483 >>14684279 >$450 device with $2 a tortilla pods >Versus less than $2 for a few dozen tortilla's worth of Masa and lard, and $10-30 for a press

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 21:15:56 2020 No.14685488 >>14684453 Taco Bell tests new stuff in Irvine because it has a huge stoner population.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 21:19:46 2020 No.14685505 >>14685200 what the fuck

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 21:22:12 2020 No.14685516 >>14684628 Oh thank god, I was afraid he was putting that somewhere else.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 21:23:21 2020 No.14685525 >>14685414 >around gas, watch your ass Come on anon that wasn't hard.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 21:33:17 2020 No.14685562 >>14681719 There's gotta be an easier way

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 21:53:09 2020 No.14685636 >>14685145 chefsteps did something like this for their eggs benedict vid. looked like it worked pretty well desu

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 22:03:24 2020 No.14685679 File: 2.88 MB, 720x554, 1576327984691.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 22:21:27 2020 No.14685740 >>14682489 What the fuck

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 23:30:16 2020 No.14685941 >>14685095 why don't my eggs look like this? am i not putting enough salt in it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 23:42:07 2020 No.14685984 >>14685941 Don't add any salt until after it's cooked.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 00:14:36 2020 No.14686079 File: 2.86 MB, 720x404, 1589588421476.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 00:19:29 2020 No.14686089 >>14684279 This is satire, right? Please?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 00:26:30 2020 No.14686103 >>14684803 >>14685412 He never gets them close to the blade. He's never pressing in towards the blade.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 00:34:09 2020 No.14686125 File: 2.93 MB, 520x768, restaurant masks.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14681629

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 00:40:37 2020 No.14686142 File: 99 KB, 858x622, jacksmug.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >remember to report Ja/ck/ posters edition.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 00:43:39 2020 No.14686155 >>14685414 >>14685525 around gas, stink poo ass 8O XP~

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 00:55:04 2020 No.14686185 File: 283 KB, 620x448, michael-jordan-stop-it-get-some-help.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14683481 > tfw he starts reaching offscreen for more fillet-o-fishies

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 00:58:05 2020 No.14686197

>>14684461
You shouldn't.
Never forget that Harley (((Morenstein))) took the show to some Jew TV executive behind the backs of Muscles Glasses and the rest of the cast to try and fuck them out of royalties after they all worked on the show together for years.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 00:59:15 2020 No.14686200 File: 2.80 MB, 320x180, Boiling_600_Pounds_of_Pig_Parts_in_Louisiana_RARE_Cajun_American_Food[youtubetomp4.org](2).webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14683912 Based kitchen scissors

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 01:15:43 2020 No.14686235 File: 176 KB, 1334x750, 86515BFE-2B05-4F88-A1F5-AAB706C3174D.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Porcini powder is the greatest enhancer ever, this is a fact.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 01:17:11 2020 No.14686239 File: 108 KB, 420x500, 37723116-8550-4326-8D7C-F7E7BF52FCB5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14683662

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 01:25:21 2020 No.14686263 File: 2.76 MB, 640x360, chinese food.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 02:10:28 2020 No.14686384 File: 2.05 MB, 942x540, KdVFmEfascwsVSrn.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] OH, YOU DIDN'T KNOW? YO ASS BETTER CALL SOMEBODYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 02:35:19 2020 No.14686459 >>14686384 But why?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 02:37:12 2020 No.14686468 >>14686384 This wouldn't even work You can't deep fry chocolate

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 02:43:22 2020 No.14686488 >>14681699 I feel like hes trying too hard now

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 02:43:49 2020 No.14686490 >>14681691 Kinda comfy. I want that guy to stop wrestling and just make chanko for the rest of his days.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 02:48:25 2020 No.14686496 >>14686468 It's brownie batter.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 02:51:39 2020 No.14686502 >>14683662 what a bummer. This board got me hooked on that lolcow and i have no one else to talk to about his new retarded video of injecting cholula into a pork shoulder. hes the worst cook in the world, it's fucking riot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 02:52:41 2020 No.14686506 >>14683662 is jack a mod now?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 02:53:18 2020 No.14686509 >>14681680 Wtf is this real???

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 02:53:55 2020 No.14686512 >>14683859 post away my brave solider! Show the world what the beast hath wrought!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 02:55:32 2020 No.14686514 >>14683875 load a double barrel into your mouth mamacita

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 02:56:53 2020 No.14686525 >>14681717 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-H9xzEKjaE&ab_channel=helman1987 >YOU PUT CHINKS IN CHARGE OF OUR CRAB OPERATIONS?!!!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 02:58:12 2020 No.14686530 >>14683662 thats dumb the only reason I ever come to webm thread on this board is to watch jack's webm or are you making it up?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 03:00:27 2020 No.14686537 >>14686530 No, I'm not making it up.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 03:00:33 2020 No.14686538 >>14684279 California white woman corn holer. fuckin idiots

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 03:03:27 2020 No.14686549 >>14683674 Do Americans really

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 03:06:06 2020 No.14686561 >>14686537 Why?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 03:07:30 2020 No.14686569 >>14686561 I don't really lie, especially not for no reason on the internet.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 03:08:51 2020 No.14686574 >>14686537 do you have a single pic of mods saying hes off-topic?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 03:10:40 2020 No.14686582 >>14683674 hope the motherfuckers can catch and preserve enough locust to tide them over until the famine is over.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 03:14:10 2020 No.14686595 >>14686569 not answering my question. Why is jack posting being banned/deleted whatever? "I don't really lie" shut up you mod cock sucking idiot, I wanna post webms of jack eating raw meat. bootlicking fuck. You must be jack

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 03:16:26 2020 No.14686602 >>14686595 I always wonder do jack browse /ck/?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 03:19:12 2020 No.14686613 >>14686602 i think we got our proof hombre. nice knowing you

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 03:19:53 2020 No.14686617 File: 83 KB, 1735x725, Pic.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14686574 That's the whole thing. >>14686595 I'm not sure personally. I tried to get more info, but the mod stopped replying altogether.

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 03:24:49 2020 No.14686633

>>14686617
Yournamehere's not technically in the wrong, even if he is a bit of an ass about things. Trying to turn it into a whataboutism match with with the eggspam, which also gets deleted often, was a really stupid approach.
The mod's aren't required to justify shit, either. It's literally the first line in the rules.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 03:26:15 2020 No.14686638 >>14686617 Why didn't you just post this earlier. Fuck this is hilarious! I'm dying. This dude has gotta be jack. or jack jr. Tell the devil not today baby. Jack lives matter! How is making fun of a shitty cook not a part of cooking?

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 03:32:56 2020 No.14686664

>>14686617
I guess he want to point that ja/ck/ is more of eceleb topic than /ck/
but then if they want to go that route that mean we cant talk about ramsay either
or any of the food related internet personalities like chef john, Mark wiens or whatever
which I think its not fair for single out jack like that

I get why some people hate jack shits because its always the same shit keep getting repost over and over that add nothing to the discussion
but its not like its flooding the board or being invasive or anything
its basically the same as posting reaction image
I really dont see why they have to be banned

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 03:33:18 2020 No.14686667
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>>14686569
You’re a little faggot, the kind of faggot who snitches on the rest of the class if they find a few answers to a test. You’re a buzzkill goody two shoes cum snorter who can’t wait to go home and suck on mommy’s teet while you watch Pokémon. You’re a white Steve Erkal nerdy little locker ocupier tighty whitey wearing hentai binger. Guaranteed to cry when any other male tries to talk to you, the only thing you do is suck up to Moddy crawling to their feet in hopes that they’ll think you’re cool. You’lol never be a mod kiddo, you’ll always be the biggest faggot there ever was.

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 03:34:53 2020 No.14686670

Holy shit Jack is deleting comments from the old videos on YouTube right now haha! I’ll always remember them. Agh it was a great time. He’s def a mod. He can still use a mouse with one hand on his scooter right? Unless Tammy splits a fatty on the floor and sends jack a flying. Keep the dead hand alive brotha.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 03:35:44 2020 No.14686672 File: 6 KB, 600x474, 1593877632965 goncern.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14686617 that mod is lazy af. If you do something, do it with a good reason

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 03:39:38 2020 No.14686687 >>14686672 Jack being shit and off topic is good enough.

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 03:39:51 2020 No.14686689

>>14686667
Get him! Send his pussy to the graveyard. Such a stone cold jack stare down too. You really can feel the weasely desire to be accepted from this cunt. “I don’t really lie”. I hope you really die. jack attack. Tammy tamale has had it up to here with your dead hand! The bull ain’t kickin!

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 03:40:54 2020 No.14686693

>>14686672
Seriously, I love Ja/ck/ threads but they get so much more hate then all of the other YouTube food celeb posts. Adam Regurgia, those weird Bon Appetit faggots/Brad guy etc etc. somehow those are okay but the threads that have been part of the fabric of this board for the last 10 years isn’t? I learned about Ja/ck/ from this board more then a decade ago.

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 03:42:28 2020 No.14686698

>>14686633
Well, I wasn't really sure what to expect, so when I've read that Ja/ck/ apparently isn't cooking my mind immidiately jumped to "not everything in there is cooking, but is still fine" and used the most obvious example of that, which is the eggman. I thought it made sense, since even the mod apparently doesn't think it's against the rules either, so it clearly isn't just about "not cooking". It's not like it's the only thing I would've brought up. I wrote that Jack content often gets replies that's cooking relevant and that my jack post was actually a proper recipe, even if it's from him.

Mods can ban whoever they want, but there's still reason for the ban and I really don't understand why the jack banhammer.

>>14686667
What makes you say that? I don't want to be a mod, what a silly suggestion.

Also I don't think this is an appropriate avenue for this sort of discussion. I just wanted to inform you fellas that jack is off limits, because I really could've used that info before I got banned and would've appreciated it at the time, though it's getting a bit too far now. If you want more you should probably turn to the IRC. I'd rather end it now with jack being against the rules and that' sit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 03:44:38 2020 No.14686705 >>14685941 if you want them flaky like that dont overmix them

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 03:47:18 2020 No.14686709 >>14686698 You’re worse than wanting to be a ck mod. You want to suck a ck mods shriveled dick. What a life of hell.

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 03:49:59 2020 No.14686721

>>14686672
>>14686698
The caveat with 4chan being a private site is pretty clear in the rules, though. The mods can ban you for whatever reason at their own discretion and with no notice or explanation.
Going into the IRC to ask "why was I banned?" is like asking "why am I being told to leave?" when getting kicked out of a restaurant. It's a reasonable question, but they're really not required to answer it and usually cover their asses better by not doing so and just being ignorant about it.

>>14686709
Oh, no, god forbid somebody wants /ck/ to improve.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 03:51:30 2020 No.14686725 >>14686698 Imaging cucking yourself for the mods because you’re scared. Are you afraid that this is fucking China? Here, let me show you how to grow a pair you faggot. SUCK MY DICK MODS AND JANNIES

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 03:52:40 2020 No.14686729 >>14686721 Fucking Christ you sound like you have aspergers.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 03:53:37 2020 No.14686730 File: 912 KB, 640x480, 1579028499237.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14686729

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 03:56:03 2020 No.14686736 >>14686725 Nobody's afraid of the mods, retard. Thinking they're somehow persecuting you and that you're flaunting against them by shitposting and ban-evading just outs where you really came from.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 03:58:58 2020 No.14686744 >>14686721 Clearly too literate to be jack but wow such a bitch. Is that what makes it improve? Isn’t that what we decide as people on the board? There’s still a ton of Taco Bell and fast food threads, alcoholic threads. What a hill to stand on hahaha

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 04:02:08 2020 No.14686754
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>>14686693
Numods are just doing their own things now I guess
I mean they already banned sakurafish off /a/
>>14686721
but this is more like
this one waitress refuse to put a cucumber in the glass of water when you asked because she doesnt like it
and you keep asking why not
then that waitress decide to just kicked you out and say because she doesnt like it
so you are trying to get a ruling from other waiters/chefs/managers/owner of the place whatever cucumber in water is illegal here or is that one waitress was just being a cunt over pointless shit like cucumber in the water
because jack shits arent really doing anything harmful

oh well whatever I guess I will just stop coming into webm thread
everything are reposts anyway but at least jack webms were always entertaining everytime I watch it

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 04:03:23 2020 No.14686756

>>14686736
I knot Ja/ck/ threads and have been on this board way longer than you moron. Go back to redd!t. I don’t post in Ja/ck/ threads to be rebellious, I do it because I like it. This faggot is telling everyone not to do it because they’ll get banned, gee thanks newfag. Who would’ve guessed?

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 04:04:58 2020 No.14686761

>>14686709
Do I? Thanks for informing me that, would not have known otherwise.

>>14686721
Mostly. I'm kind of disappointed I didn't get an actual answer, but that's how things have to go. Jack is vorboten and that's where it ends for me.

>>14686725
You think that shouting at mods and janitors constitutes bravery or something akin to that? I can shitpost about FUCK JANNIES and CLEAN UP THIS MESS, while reseting my router, but I don't find it amusing, especially since other users of this site will have to read it and it'll be taking the space of their posts. If I don't have anything to say/post, I generally don't post, it's kind of as simple as that. If I get banned for something, I might not get it or agree, but I don't feel like the freedom to make posts about some e-celeb on a cooking board ia war I would want to fight. You can fight it if you want, but it's just not for me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 04:06:49 2020 No.14686765 >>14684279 This is juicero-tier consumerism

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 04:07:06 2020 No.14686768 >>14686761 >taking up space Yeah because /ck/ is such a fast moving and populated board. You don’t post because you’re boring, kys loser.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 04:08:49 2020 No.14686772 >>14686768 Oh, please, tell me more about how much I post, please educate me. Tell me the stats. Go ahead, I'm waiting.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 04:11:11 2020 No.14686779 >>14686756 Lmao, le newfag is mad that he's been positively identified.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 04:11:45 2020 No.14686780 >>14686772 Okay, ready? You’re a dumb faggot and you have a tiny bird cock.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 04:12:57 2020 No.14686786 File: 2.83 MB, 500x280, y2mate.com - Chicken Dragon Eggs by the BBQ Pit Boys.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 04:13:01 2020 No.14686788 >>14686779 Posting Ja/ck/ since 2009.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 04:13:07 2020 No.14686789 >>14686756 Where have I told people not to create jack posts or threads though? Link please? >>14686780 Your point being?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 04:14:03 2020 No.14686793 File: 2.95 MB, 500x280, crust cutters peak form.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14686079 I see you

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 04:15:56 2020 No.14686801 >>14686786 BBQPITBOYSDOTCOM UGHH

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 04:16:06 2020 No.14686802 >>14686789 My point being that you should punch yourself in the head until you don’t fantasize about black cocks fucking your mother anymore.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 04:17:04 2020 No.14686806 >>14686802 Why should I do that?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 04:18:04 2020 No.14686809 >>14686806 So you’ll finally become a 4chan Mod.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 04:19:02 2020 No.14686811 >>14686809 I already wrote that I don't want to be a 4chan mod. You sure have an attention span of a fish.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 04:21:48 2020 No.14686822 >>14686811 At least I don’t have the cock of a bird

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 04:23:11 2020 No.14686827 >>14686822 I'm not sure why you're tell us that, but I feel happy for you nonetheless.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 04:24:32 2020 No.14686830 >>14684177 Well that is JD Name 1 person that drinks it striaght.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 04:24:49 2020 No.14686831 >>14681629 >cheddar >uses edam babybel

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 04:25:01 2020 No.14686832 File: 63 KB, 729x486, Gay_Freedom_Day_Parade-729x486.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14686788 >trust me, bros! I'm definitely an oldfag! Okay, we get it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 04:26:12 2020 No.14686833 >>14681719 1 Pizza please, without the lint or pubes thanks.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 04:32:19 2020 No.14686844 >>14686693 Real ja/ck/ followers measure time in His strokes

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 04:42:35 2020 No.14686865 >>14685679 >that'll be $250 + tip

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 04:46:58 2020 No.14686877 >>14683544 >all that sodium

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 05:00:52 2020 No.14686906 >>14686786 Looks like VD

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 05:11:38 2020 No.14686931 File: 1.31 MB, 540x768, e292a8eba1240e5f7fe7cc5fc57d399b.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 05:18:52 2020 No.14686951 >>14686931 how are you suppose to know what you're eating if it's all covered in chese?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 05:28:17 2020 No.14686980 >>14686951 Don't like mystery food?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 05:40:12 2020 No.14687012 >>14686931 Americans are babies

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 05:49:09 2020 No.14687037 >>14684453 Imagine the smell of her vinegary shits

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 05:56:31 2020 No.14687046 >>14686617 If you're gonna do that then ban all fucking ecelebs. God knows this board would be better without all the BA spam, Ragusea spam, Ramsay cooking scrambled eggs out of an elephant asshole, le nutmeg orange fool bait threads, etc etc

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 06:01:24 2020 No.14687056 >>14684451 What are they making ?

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 06:02:23 2020 No.14687059
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>>14686931
>>14687012
>Malaysian restaurant just outside of Kuala Lumpur
Holy fuck, SEAmonkeys what are you doing down there?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 06:06:39 2020 No.14687065 >>14687012 That restaurant's probably a lot closer to your home than mine, Rasyid.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 06:12:08 2020 No.14687079 >>14685200 utterly disgusting

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 06:13:13 2020 No.14687082 >>14686931 >Ruined.webm

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 06:13:20 2020 No.14687083 >>14686931 Ruined a perfectly good meal.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 08:41:50 2020 No.14687511 >>14685200 >Iran drunk foods

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 08:50:06 2020 No.14687529 >>14682489 Do you think the producers told her to make this or does she really add chocolate and Dickmanns to this if nobody is around?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 08:52:54 2020 No.14687532 >>14687511 It's legal for non-Muslims like the Christian Armenians in Iran to purchase and consume alcohol in their own communities, though the other laws surrounding alcohol there mean most of it is smuggled in or produced on the black market.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 09:00:23 2020 No.14687561 File: 2.89 MB, 1920x1080, dry_heat.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14683550 Lmao any more delusional statements you want to make?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 09:18:50 2020 No.14687627 >>14682477 Weak bait

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 09:23:48 2020 No.14687640 >>14681669 Fuck this makes me nervous to watch

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 09:24:51 2020 No.14687646 >>14681682 this weak and diseased society needs a serious purge.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 09:42:49 2020 No.14687711 >>14681629 looks like he needs to sharpen his knife.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 09:52:52 2020 No.14687740 >>14686931 Actually made me gag

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 09:57:15 2020 No.14687757 >>14681669 whats the probability of doing this for a decade everyday and not cut yourself in the process... dude slow down lmao

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 10:06:59 2020 No.14687787 >>14683544 I was waiting for the other shoe to drop, I see a good steak (a little rarer then I like) which is of course going to be used for a monster that defiles everything within it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 10:15:39 2020 No.14687815 >>14687056 full title of the video tteok-galbi

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 10:17:03 2020 No.14687824 >>14681717 i wish i could put people in something like that

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 10:23:00 2020 No.14687847 >>14686079 the almond butter used in that video is really good, dare I say I like almond butter more than peanut, the brand is justin's, if I didn't get it for free I would never get it all, $9 a jar is too rich for my blood.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 10:24:53 2020 No.14687853 >>14686496 then why do they call it chocolate? fucking lies.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 10:27:32 2020 No.14687862 >>14685414 >black people and technology of any kind

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 10:28:29 2020 No.14687867 File: 2.64 MB, 640x360, 1591856764175.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 10:28:45 2020 No.14687868 >>14681691 based and nabe pilled

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 10:33:12 2020 No.14687885 File: 2.87 MB, 426x240, 1586176563429.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 10:33:19 2020 No.14687886 File: 242 KB, 500x500, Fishy-500x500.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14686754

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 10:36:20 2020 No.14687896 File: 2.67 MB, 640x360, 1575237227590.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 10:40:57 2020 No.14687904 >>14681719 wtf is this real

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 10:43:32 2020 No.14687913 >>14687885 Is that... tteokbokki over a sushi omelette?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 10:51:15 2020 No.14687933 >>14681717 we are truly God's most horrifying creation

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 10:58:09 2020 No.14687957 >>14687787 >muh steak is sacred that melted "cheese" fad is dumb but steakfags are even worse

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 10:59:27 2020 No.14687960 >>14687867 based

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 10:59:43 2020 No.14687963 >>14687957 its more that its just a mess with too much cheese and then the bacon on everything meme.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 11:02:51 2020 No.14687976 >>14687963 >steak meme >cheese meme >bacon meme >black gloves >deer head >stump cutting board it's a bit too much to handle

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 11:04:19 2020 No.14687984 >>14687976 black gloves are heat resistant.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 11:09:41 2020 No.14687995 >>14687984 wash your hands and use your hands

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 11:11:25 2020 No.14687999 >>14687995 oh ya I forgot how washing your hands totally protects them from heat, YOU STUPID PUDDLE OF SHIT

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 11:12:40 2020 No.14688003

>>14687995
that post was actually in reference to a argument I saw once because someone said black gloves are heat resistant then another anon sperged out.
>>14687999
that was rude, after you burn yourself enough you gain a resistance to the heat, probably nerve damage or something, but its useful.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 11:16:37 2020 No.14688011 >>14687999 Lol what a baby if you can't handle some heat just stop trying to cook or use tools.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 11:21:42 2020 No.14688028 >>14685403 30$? That was maybe 8$ worth of ingredients depending on if chicken was on sale, but it'll also probably produce over 8$ worth of nuggers

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 11:30:29 2020 No.14688060 >>14687529 >Dickmann >Dick Mann >hey, i'd love to eat some Dick men Germans and their fetishes, i swear.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 12:09:35 2020 No.14688215 >>14681691 >The Chad Sumo Vs the Virgin MMA Holy shit that looks fantastic. Remember Sumo got a fuckton of muscle in there too.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 12:13:56 2020 No.14688230 >>14684054 DACHAU BLUES DACHAU BLUES THOSE POOR JEWS STILL CRYIN' 'BOUT THE BURNIN' BACK IN WORLD WAR TWOS

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 13:05:09 2020 No.14688427
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>>14684897
>deadly masturbation machines
is this a /pol/ meme? or history books really did talk about masturbation machines?
as a dirty third worlder, i never received holocaust education so i have no idea.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 13:11:13 2020 No.14688452 >>14685488 it tests stuff in Irvine because that's where they're headquartered, dumbass

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 14:37:11 2020 No.14688807 >>14688060 Dick means fat. And we are not allowed to call them by their original name anymore because its racist.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 14:52:16 2020 No.14688937 >>14681719 >when you ask for pineapple on your 'za

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 14:55:12 2020 No.14688953 >>14682819 BPA and phthalates are a kind of seasoning there

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 15:51:24 2020 No.14689252 File: 64 KB, 293x390, 20200204_191651.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14681717

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:00:56 2020 No.14689293 >>14688807 >And we are not allowed to call them by their original name anymore because its racist. was the original name black man?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:15:52 2020 No.14689366 File: 347 KB, 600x424, 1584825273895.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14681629 >complains about jack posts >in shitty silent webm thread

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:44:09 2020 No.14689473 >>14682434 Before you correct someone maybe do a little research yourself you pea brained moron.

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:53:12 2020 No.14689521

>>14688427
A bunch of Jews claimed they were holocaust survivors and wrote an infinite number of books. With a lot of them making up insane torture methods to sell said books and their authenticity while demonizing the germans. Its where the term holocoaster comes from.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:20:50 2020 No.14689669 >>14687561 I guess he wanted a crispier skin when roasting it by trying to dry out the skin, but you can just do that by letting it air dry in the fridge, what a retard

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:27:32 2020 No.14689688 >>14687757 he messes up at :20 already. definitely is going to mess up worse one of these days

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:29:31 2020 No.14689701 >>14685429 >has no idea who Jack is or what his channel is about >sees thread >sees above webm making a cake with mayo Yeah I've seen enough. Fuck jannies

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:55:13 2020 No.14690133 >>14689669 The video was a test to see whether using a hair dryer makes a difference while cooking a chicken. I don't think he suggested anyone to actually do it, nor is it something he claimed to do outside of that video.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 19:22:02 2020 No.14690247 File: 21 KB, 375x333, 70show_RedForman.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14689521 >He actually believes that none of it is corroborated by the Nazis' extensive record-keeping

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 19:38:12 2020 No.14690340 >>14681657 Imagine the smell

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 19:40:50 2020 No.14690353 >>14683544 >wow, Jack, that doesn't look half bad for once- >AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 19:44:23 2020 No.14690366 >>14689521 >demonizing the germans "Demonetizing" is more accurate.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 19:49:03 2020 No.14690383 >>14683859 Kinda weird that vaginal secretions can have the same exact consistency as egg whites sometimes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 19:50:38 2020 No.14690394 >>14681719 as someone who is from ontario and eaten pizza pizza before...it is the WORST. most bland and tastes like cardboard

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 19:51:13 2020 No.14690396 >>14687056 Read the webm title, it's exactly what they're making

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 19:53:25 2020 No.14690403 >>14686490 He's dead.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 19:56:41 2020 No.14690418 >>14685679 >the cowboy pie Last time I checked, cowboys don't eat like this OR pies looked like this. Overpriced garbage that people think is "art"

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 20:03:07 2020 No.14690451 >>14684234 I got heartburn just by watching this

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 20:03:32 2020 No.14690453 >>14686490 sadly Byamba passed away Feb 28 this year

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 20:05:54 2020 No.14690463 >>14683907 are you talking about nikacado you inbread faggot

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 20:06:00 2020 No.14690464 >>14685200 saddest poutine and ramen I've seen in my life

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 20:07:53 2020 No.14690474 >>14690247 >The nazi's kept records of violently masturbating Jews to death and putting then on rollercoasters which upended themselves to toss them directly into gas chambers Dare I say based?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 20:10:54 2020 No.14690485 >>14689366 Tell me how to post sound webms on /ck/

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 20:30:48 2020 No.14690568 >>14683492 whats his new show called. doesnt look that great sadly...

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 20:33:30 2020 No.14690584 >>14686754 fuck off and die

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 20:34:10 2020 No.14690587 >>14690485 post jack webms and you can hear the trannies cry

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 20:59:26 2020 No.14690715 >>14686569 Kek, especially not on the internet

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 22:16:17 2020 No.14691016 File: 41 KB, 767x431, 1592656804542.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14690463 I don't fucking know, post what you have you chinless fuck

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 23:55:01 2020 No.14691533 File: 1.31 MB, 480x270, giphy.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14681669

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