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Anonymous Wed Sep 2 01:39:59 2020 No.14670090 [Reply] [Original]

Got a girl coming over tomorrow and she's vegan. What dish can I make for us?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 01:43:11 2020 No.14670097 You can hop in the oven and she can have a faggot souffle.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 01:45:07 2020 No.14670106 >>14670090 Sushi

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 02:38:20 2020 No.14670235 >>14670090 aglio e olio

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 02:39:33 2020 No.14670238 File: 165 KB, 960x1280, IMG_20200125_112209_760.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14670090 Didn't we have this thread yesterday?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 02:40:18 2020 No.14670243 >>14670238 We have it multiple times daily, /ck/ isn't very interesting or clever about its memes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 02:51:09 2020 No.14670275 >>14670090 Surf and turf with sea-catched Salmon and the fattest marbled T-bone you can find, served with chicken nuggets made from ground chicks, all on a tableclotch from fox skin

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 02:53:46 2020 No.14670284 >>14670243 only /tv/ and /b/ have occasionally been interesting about it's memes

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 02:54:46 2020 No.14670291 >>14670284 Yeah, that sounds about right.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 03:48:11 2020 No.14670422 >>14670090 bake some sweet potatos, vegan weebs love potatos

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 03:53:17 2020 No.14670436 File: 35 KB, 960x538, 1404976940494.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14670090 tear a bunch of grass out of the ground and put it in a plate

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 03:53:24 2020 No.14670437 >>14670090 classic pasta with tomato sauce

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 03:56:54 2020 No.14670443 >>14670090 get a better girl

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 04:10:53 2020 No.14670476 File: 123 KB, 750x539, signal-2020-08-02-200008.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Peanut butter and jelly, homie.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 04:11:39 2020 No.14670478 do vegans swallow?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 04:53:24 2020 No.14670569 >>14670090 steak

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 06:26:26 2020 No.14670785 File: 233 KB, 1300x975, 105416892-freshly-cut-pile-of-grass-clippings-or-cuttings-mown-lawn-or-gardens.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14670090

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 06:33:14 2020 No.14670800 >>14670090 If you have a yard you can just leave her there so she can eat the grass

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 06:35:58 2020 No.14670806 File: 73 KB, 333x499, unnamed.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14670284 > /tv/ > memes seek help

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 06:40:32 2020 No.14670816 >>14670478 yes, they need any animal protein they can get and it's cruelty free (hopefully)

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 09:12:07 2020 No.14671206 >>14670090 Last time I fucked a vegan chick her cunt smelled like overcooked cauliflower. Would recommend against cooking her anything that will get you laid. Maybe some oatmeal porridge for sustenance.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 09:14:51 2020 No.14671216 >>14670090 Cum. Vegans love cum.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 09:17:54 2020 No.14671233 >>14670090 Serve meat to assert your dominance. She will respect you for it.

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 09:19:13 2020 No.14671235

>>14670090
Honestly, OP pasta would be the most simple and tasty. Just make a simple homemade sauce of some sort. I was going to recommend pesto but that's technically not vegan because you typically add parmesan or pecorino cheese. I guess you could just not add it in but it's her loss. I also have a date with a vegan in a week and she's smoking hot. I love vegan women. Their skin is amazing, just so soft and clear.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 09:19:56 2020 No.14671238 File: 44 KB, 444x400, 1595751327414.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] since humans are animals then cum is an animal product. if a vegan swallows, they aren't really vegan.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 09:21:45 2020 No.14671245 >>14671235 Based post. You don't have to be vegan to date vegans. They are generally smarter than their omnivorous sisters, as well as more physically healthy. My last three partners have been vegan. For posterity's sake, I eat meat.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 09:24:05 2020 No.14671255 >>14671245 Exactly most of my past gfs/dates were vegetarian or vegan but personally I eat a lot of dairy and seafood. But a health-conscious woman is attractive, better in bed, more youthful and makes other sluts jealous from what I have observed kek.

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 09:36:02 2020 No.14671292

>>14671255
Dubs confirms.
As long as you can cook vegan food and don't rave on about how much you love "le medium rare steak xD," they don't care what you eat. Also their pussies don't stink, contrary to >>14671206
You should've fucked a chick without a yeast infection.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 11:11:58 2020 No.14671637 >>14670090 Cover her urethra with your mouth and drink every drop of her delicious hot piss.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 12:16:13 2020 No.14671893 >>14670090 Broccoli and soy chicken

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 13:10:51 2020 No.14672102 >>14670090 How about you ask her what she fucking likes?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 13:17:46 2020 No.14672133 >>14672102 >talking to w*men

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 13:20:48 2020 No.14672145 >>14670090 https://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2016/08/fast-easy-pasta-blistered-cherry-tomato-sauce-recipe.html

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 13:22:58 2020 No.14672156 >>14670090 The only vegan I know pretty much only eats hummus, bagels, and Oreo's. Dude's well over 300lbs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:14:11 2020 No.14673543 >>14670097 Based

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:21:53 2020 No.14673582 >>14670090 Invite another girl over, prepare a delicious steak dinner for two, then have the vegan slut pleasure you both orally under the table while you eat.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:29:49 2020 No.14673627 >>14670090 >girl

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:54:20 2020 No.14673772 >>14673582 Only boomer males are impressed by steak, women are more likely to like more something like fish or chicken, with lots of vegetables

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:22:21 2020 No.14673942 >>14670090 Potatos, vegan cake flax egg for binder

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:16:30 2020 No.14674192 >>14670097 Lol'd

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:19:16 2020 No.14674862 >>14670097 Just cool it with the anti-gay remarks..

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:42:07 2020 No.14674964 File: 19 KB, 868x935, 1598584035969.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14670097 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

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