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Got a girl coming over tomorrow and she's vegan. What dish can I make for us?

>> No.14670097

You can hop in the oven and she can have a faggot souffle.

>> No.14670106

>>14670090
Sushi

>> No.14670235

>>14670090
aglio e olio

>> No.14670238
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>>14670090
Didn't we have this thread yesterday?

>> No.14670243

>>14670238
We have it multiple times daily, /ck/ isn't very interesting or clever about its memes.

>> No.14670275

>>14670090
Surf and turf with sea-catched Salmon and the fattest marbled T-bone you can find, served with chicken nuggets made from ground chicks, all on a tableclotch from fox skin

>> No.14670284

>>14670243
only /tv/ and /b/ have occasionally been interesting about it's memes

>> No.14670291

>>14670284
Yeah, that sounds about right.

>> No.14670422

>>14670090
bake some sweet potatos, vegan weebs love potatos

>> No.14670436
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>>14670090
tear a bunch of grass out of the ground and put it in a plate

>> No.14670437

>>14670090
classic pasta with tomato sauce

>> No.14670443

>>14670090
get a better girl

>> No.14670476
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14670476

Peanut butter and jelly, homie.

>> No.14670478

do vegans swallow?

>> No.14670569

>>14670090
steak

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>>14670090

>> No.14670800

>>14670090
If you have a yard you can just leave her there so she can eat the grass

>> No.14670806
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>>14670284
> /tv/
> memes
seek help

>> No.14670816

>>14670478
yes, they need any animal protein they can get
and it's cruelty free (hopefully)

>> No.14671206

>>14670090
Last time I fucked a vegan chick her cunt smelled like overcooked cauliflower. Would recommend against cooking her anything that will get you laid. Maybe some oatmeal porridge for sustenance.

>> No.14671216

>>14670090
Cum.

Vegans love cum.

>> No.14671233

>>14670090
Serve meat to assert your dominance. She will respect you for it.

>> No.14671235

>>14670090
Honestly, OP pasta would be the most simple and tasty. Just make a simple homemade sauce of some sort. I was going to recommend pesto but that's technically not vegan because you typically add parmesan or pecorino cheese. I guess you could just not add it in but it's her loss. I also have a date with a vegan in a week and she's smoking hot. I love vegan women. Their skin is amazing, just so soft and clear.

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since humans are animals then cum is an animal product. if a vegan swallows, they aren't really vegan.

>> No.14671245

>>14671235
Based post.
You don't have to be vegan to date vegans. They are generally smarter than their omnivorous sisters, as well as more physically healthy. My last three partners have been vegan.
For posterity's sake, I eat meat.

>> No.14671255

>>14671245
Exactly most of my past gfs/dates were vegetarian or vegan but personally I eat a lot of dairy and seafood. But a health-conscious woman is attractive, better in bed, more youthful and makes other sluts jealous from what I have observed kek.

>> No.14671292

>>14671255
Dubs confirms.
As long as you can cook vegan food and don't rave on about how much you love "le medium rare steak xD," they don't care what you eat. Also their pussies don't stink, contrary to >>14671206
You should've fucked a chick without a yeast infection.

>> No.14671637

>>14670090
Cover her urethra with your mouth and drink every drop of her delicious hot piss.

>> No.14671893

>>14670090
Broccoli and soy chicken

>> No.14672102

>>14670090
How about you ask her what she fucking likes?

>> No.14672133

>>14672102
>talking to w*men

>> No.14672145

>>14670090
https://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2016/08/fast-easy-pasta-blistered-cherry-tomato-sauce-recipe.html

>> No.14672156

>>14670090
The only vegan I know pretty much only eats hummus, bagels, and Oreo's. Dude's well over 300lbs.

>> No.14673543

>>14670097
Based

>> No.14673582

>>14670090
Invite another girl over, prepare a delicious steak dinner for two, then have the vegan slut pleasure you both orally under the table while you eat.

>> No.14673627

>>14670090
>girl

>> No.14673772

>>14673582
Only boomer males are impressed by steak, women are more likely to like more something like fish or chicken, with lots of vegetables

>> No.14673942

>>14670090
Potatos, vegan cake flax egg for binder

>> No.14674192

>>14670097
Lol'd

>> No.14674862

>>14670097
Just cool it with the anti-gay remarks..

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>>14670097
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH