/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.14664669]

* Dabs on 3 michelin stars "chefs" *

[Anonymous No.14664672]

im not gonna lie some of the shit out his cookbook wasn't bad

[Anonymous No.14664700]

>>14664669
>NO JAMIE OLIVER CANT BE MORE POPULAR AND RICH THAN ME I HAVE MICHELIN STARS
Ramsay btfo
bet Oliver can cook a grilled cheese

[Anonymous No.14664707]

>>14664672
>t out his cookbook
he published 20

(I have like 18)

[Anonymous No.14664723]

>>14664700
>bet Oliver can cook a grilled cheese

[Anonymous No.14664734]

Way back in the 2000s Jamie Oliver got me excited about cooking and it started a whole new direction for me. I lived in an apt where I couldn't cook and spent a good 18 months craving home cooked food and missing all the dishes I grew up on. Used to watch Jamie At Home and get super motivated to cook, at how good it all looked and how easy he made it look.

Anyway, once I got myself into a proper kitchen I was doing backflips in there cooking shit I never thought I would cook. When I was essentially homeless for about 4 years I paid my room and board by cooking for the various households that let me stay with them.

I like him, memes or no memes.

Pic is the next thing of his I'm going to try, black pepper and marmalade glazed ham. Only problem is in Australia it's almost impossible to find a raw, unsmoked gammon

[Anonymous No.14664742]

>>14664672
His books are very good.
Hes not a bad chef.
Hes not even a bad person.
Hes just somehow still really easy to hate.

[Anonymous No.14664745]

>>14664669
Jaime was the father I never had.

[Anonymous No.14664753]

>>14664669
>>14664672
>>14664700
>>14664723
>>14664734
Based and Pukkapilled

[Anonymous No.14664754]

* propagates the white race *

[Anonymous No.14664757]

>>14664753
ovely jubbly, chuck that in, lugs of olive oil, whack 'em in there, hack that up, bash it all in, mush it all up, and... tastes pucker..., it's really really pucker,... ends up being dead tasty and looking dead pucker

- Jamie Oliver

[Anonymous No.14664766]

>>14664723
He goes a bit overboard with the cheese outside but check it out for ooze

https://youtu.be/sTQhhSPXCSY?t=174

Ramsay BTFO by Oliver

[Anonymous No.14664769]

The one episode of his first show where he has his m8s over seemed very homoerotic. As did the cook for his boss one. Glad to see I didnt enjoy watching a homo

[Anonymous No.14664774]

>>14664769
he's just british

[Anonymous No.14664777]

>>14664769
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9rGVlYESF8

[Anonymous No.14664779]

>>14664754
Me bottom right in 10 years

[Anonymous No.14664781]

>>14664777
Checked. The fuck is your problem?

[Anonymous No.14664784]

>Ramsay has revealed that he will not speak with Jamie Oliver again
>unless the Naked Chef apologises to his wife Tana
>Jamie turned round and said [in a newspaper], >‘I’ve got five kids, he’s got four kids'”,
>Ramsay told Radio Times. “
>To judge someone else’s family on the amount of kids you have, that’s… that’s…”
https://www.radiotimes.com/news/2017-10-09/gordon-ramsay-jamie-oliver-feud/

Chef Ramsay BTFO

[Anonymous No.14664786]

>>14664784
Ramsay was pro Brexit
Oliver was pro Remain

[Anonymous No.14664787]

>>14664784
don't post tabloid trash please

[Anonymous No.14664788]

>>14664784
>Oliver’s comments appear to have hit so hard as they came after what Ramsay describes as a “shit year”, during which he and his wife Tana had lost a baby at five months through miscarriage, his daughter had a collapsed lung and he ruptured his own achilles.
oof

[Anonymous No.14664790]

>>14664786
Anyone with a brain would choose remain.

[Anonymous No.14664792]

>>14664790
Everyone in EU was secretly rooting for Brexit to happen

fuck anglos

[Anonymous No.14664799]

>>14664788
> >lost a baby at five months through miscarriage

Ramsay truly BTFO

[Anonymous No.14664801]

>>14664799
>when you put olive oil in your wife uterus and the baby doesn't stick

[Anonymous No.14664804]

>>14664792
Did your visa get denied polak?

[Anonymous No.14664806]

>>14664804
I'm a happy Italian, with a job, a house and a wife.

I just hate Brits.

[Anonymous No.14664814]

>>14664806
Why? Because your tiny r*man "empire" couldnt compete with the mighty British Empire?

[Anonymous No.14664838]

>>14664814
Because:

I'm a person who likes aesthetics and your people are ugly
I seldom get to work with brits (I'm a consultant) and they can't think outside the box for shit
The whole politeness thing is just bourgeois hypocrisy, you say sorry every 20 seconds but never mean it
You're still stuck thinking you're the mighty Britain but you're not and haven't been for 1 century
Fuck cider
Stupid carpets in your offices and need buttons to open doors (wtf)
list is long

I like me some brit food tho, pies, toad in the hole, etc.

[Anonymous No.14664844]

>>14664838
>Stupid carpets in your offices and need buttons to open doors (wtf)

Thats it, let it out bro.

[Anonymous No.14664878]

>>14664838
>fuck cider

hey hey hey! Calm down there buddy! Don't say things you can't take back

[Anonymous No.14664885]

>>14664838
>I like me some brit food tho, pies, toad in the hole, etc.
you alright mario

[Anonymous No.14664890]

>>14664838
what about bubble and squeak

[Anonymous No.14664893]

>>14664890
>bubble and squeak
we have frittata in italy but yours is alright

>>14664885
give me a sec, I'll post some pies I made with Jamie Oliver recipes

[Anonymous No.14664897]

Fish pie

[Anonymous No.14664898]

>>14664786
so this is where the thread went to shit

[Anonymous No.14664903]

Some meat pie, I think a guiness or ale pie

[Anonymous No.14664905]

Toad in the hole and onion gravy

[Anonymous No.14664907]

i'd watch him over 98% of youtube 'chefs', that's for fucking sure. his channel is also how i found gennaro contaldo, and he's based, so that gives me a softspot for ol jaime

[Anonymous No.14664911]

>>14664754
None of those children look white

[Anonymous No.14664912]

Better pic of toad in the hole

[Anonymous No.14664914]

>>14664897
This one in particular looks fantastic.

[Anonymous No.14664915]

Chicken pie (before covering)

[Anonymous No.14664924]

>>14664669
>3 michelin stars "chefs" *
Restaurants get awarded Michelin stars not chefs.
Lurk moar, newfag.

[Anonymous No.14664936]

>>14664903
>>14664915
looks great italybro

[Anonymous No.14664944]

>>14664915
Other pie
As you may understand I like them a lot

[Anonymous No.14664953]

>>14664897
>>14664903
>>14664905
>>14664912
>>14664915
>>14664944
Lmao, you can tell they were all made by a foreigner, none of them are made properly

[Anonymous No.14664963]

>>14664953
I'm sure you're going to post yours now

[Anonymous No.14664971]

>>14664912
What the fuck is that?

[Anonymous No.14664974]

>>14664971
>What the fuck is that?
a toad in the hole

[Anonymous No.14664983]

>>14664700
Ohh, it's this shit again.
Americans butt-hurt about superior British Chefs.

[Anonymous No.14664985]

>>14664983
they're both brit

well Ramsay is scot

[Anonymous No.14664991]

>>14664784
Fuck off Amerilard, your chefs don't even compare.

[Anonymous No.14664996]

>>14664790
Back to /pol/ you fucking retard......

[Anonymous No.14665000]

>>14664792
/pol/>>>>>>
Get there, faggot

[Anonymous No.14665008]

>>14664799
Coming from someone that will never have children.
Good on ya, you fucking homo.

[Anonymous No.14665018]

>>14664806
Is your wife black?
It seems like she is, and has been used before you had her.

[Anonymous No.14665022]

>>14665018
what's wrong with you m8

[Anonymous No.14665027]

>>14664838
> I'm a consultant
No you aren't, you are a fuck-wit that got the sack and is crawling back to the job you had before.

[Anonymous No.14665034]

>>14665027
what's wrong with you?

I'll have you know I'm still in the same company 5 years and 3 raises later

[Anonymous No.14665040]

>>14665018
>>14665027
what's with these bitter fucks everyday on /ck/

[Anonymous No.14665041]

>>14664844
This homo has never heard of things like fire doors and ergonomics.
I wouldn't employ this fucker in a bin emptying round.

[Anonymous No.14665052]

>>14664911
OK homo, heard of a fucking sun-tan?
You Americans are such arseholes, just get a life.

[Anonymous No.14665061]

>>14664953
>Properly......
As opposed to WHAT, faggot?
People like you need to my foot in your arse.

[Anonymous No.14665062]

>>14665041
>things like fire doors
the doors are wooden and the floor is carpet

tell me again why you need buttons to open them?

[Anonymous No.14665063]

Do we know how much he blew on that restaurant chain?

[Anonymous No.14665065]

>>14664971
It is the gay mans toad in the hole where you can see the full length of the sausage.

[Anonymous No.14665067]

>>14665063
>Do we know how much he blew on that restaurant chain?

>The group started looking for buyers late last year, and Mr. Oliver provided an additional 4 million pounds, or about $5 million, of his own money this year to make the investment more attractive.
>But the company struggled to find interest and floundered as competition grew in the midmarket casual dining sector.

He lost at least 10-15

[Anonymous No.14665072]

>>14664985
>reading comprehension.
Fuck me, I'm sick of Americans.

[Anonymous No.14665073]

>in 2018, it was revealed that the Essex-born star's firm owed staff £2.2m and was in £71.5million of debt.

>Jamie Oliver's net worth is reportedly over £240 million.
>Jamie lives with his family in a £10 million property in Hampstead and a country house in his native Essex.
oof

[Anonymous No.14665075]

>>14665034
Ha Ha Ha Ha

>He works for a company
>Has no control over his life and income
>Sucks to be you

[Anonymous No.14665079]

>>14665073
Dept is pretty meaningless for a ltd. though. All he lost was his investments.

[Anonymous No.14665085]

>>14665040
>Bitter fucks
>People expressing their own opinion.

Gee, maybe you could go back to somewhere like YouTube or even MySpace, homo.

[Anonymous No.14665089]

this thread turned into pure trash. what the hell is wrong with you people

[Anonymous No.14665091]

>>14665089
>this thread turned into pure trash. what the hell is wrong with you people
they never knew real love.

[Anonymous No.14665097]

>>14665085
>I'm sure your wife is a whore and a nigger
>I'm sure you lost your job

yeah, opinions...

[Anonymous No.14665103]

>>14665062
You've obviously never worked in a hospital before, have you Mr Consultant?
I have worked on electrical systems in hospitals since 1989.
The reasoning behind the switches for the doors is so that dementia patients can't open the doors and walk out.
This sort of system isn't only used in hospitals, it is used in various other places as well.

[Anonymous No.14665106]

>>14665103
>The reasoning behind the switches for the doors is so that dementia patients can't open the doors and walk out.
doesn't explain banks and IT enterprises, where I worked

[Anonymous No.14665107]

>>14665089
This from a frog poster?
Fucking kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.14665217]

>>14664669
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_KdbASIkB8

[Anonymous No.14665222]

>>14665217
>Chink
>In charge of anything

[Anonymous No.14665300]

>>14664742

It's his fat tongue that annoys folk.

[Anonymous No.14665318]

>>14664786
Jamie was also for taxing sugar stupid high

The nation hates the cunt.

[Anonymous No.14665341]

>>14665318
It's a good thing

[Anonymous No.14665396]

>banned turkey twizzlers cos "muh fat kids"
>sugar tax cos "muh fat nation"
>got an energy drink age limit cos "muh hyperactive kids"
>trying to ban 2 for 1 pizza deals most pizza places here do cos "muh fat nation"

>offers absolutely no alternative for convenience/price
>just limits the options that poor people have

oliver is a cunt and its an absolute travesty that david cameron bent the nation over backwards and let oliver have his way however he liked

[Anonymous No.14665404]

How does he do it?
How does Oliver always get the better of Chef Ramsay?

[Anonymous No.14665414]

>>14665396
>>banned turkey twizzlers cos "muh fat kids"
>>sugar tax cos "muh fat nation"
>>got an energy drink age limit cos "muh hyperactive kids"
>>trying to ban 2 for 1 pizza deals most pizza places here do cos "muh fat nation"

literally all good things, fat burger

>>just limits the options that poor people have
poor people should buy 20kg sacks of rice and beans, not fried frozen stuff

[Anonymous No.14665420]

>>14665404
>How does he do it?
Ramsay blew at least 80 millions on cocaine

[Anonymous No.14665421]

>>14665414
If poor people were able to exercise self control they wouldn't be poor.

But little shannon and bradley dont want rice and beans they want frozen chicken dippers and ketchup cos our lee can't have cheese

[Anonymous No.14665424]

>>14665421
>If poor people were able to exercise self control they wouldn't be poor.
Good goy

if you work hard enough you can be the next Jeff Bezos!

Now do some more unpaid overtime, so your CEO can buy a new boat for Christmas!

[Anonymous No.14665434]

>>14665424
>There are only corporate wagies and fat cat CEOs

if you left your mothers basement you'll discover a whole world of opportunities anon, you're 27

[Anonymous No.14665443]

>>14665434
>>There are only corporate wagies and fat cat CEOs
yeah unless you want to open a shop and see it

A. burned by niggers
B. bankrupt because it cannot compete with Amazon
C. closed because you don't serve gays or let men piss in the women toilet

the middle class will not exist by 2030, it will be billionaires and poors

[Anonymous No.14665488]

>>14664745
that's cute, anon.

[Anonymous No.14665497]

>>14665420
Imagine being Ramsay's brother, watching telly one day and the cunt calls you a junkie just because you like a jab now and then.
All the while knowing that cunts put more coke up his nose than a team of 1980s traders.

[Anonymous No.14665500]

>>14664742
its the smirk he always does

[Anonymous No.14665502]

>>14665497
>All the while knowing that cunts put more coke up his nose than a team of 1980s traders.
gotta give it to Gordon, he never made scandal
his brother got in rehab 7 fucking times

[Anonymous No.14665506]

>>14664754
Looks like he kept trying for a boy.

[Anonymous No.14665511]

>>14665506
>Looks like he kept trying for a boy.
the blondie is a boy, anon

[Anonymous No.14665528]

>chef
Yeah, and then some. He's an innovator. Once you've shaken your flavours you never go back. Honestly makes me cringe all the years I was using unshaken flavours.

[Anonymous No.14665562]

>>14665528
Gordon, is that you?

[Anonymous No.14665584]

>>14665511
I know, his name is Buddy lol

[Anonymous No.14665591]

>>14665584
>I know, his name is Buddy lol
Daisy Boo Pamela Oliver

Poppy Honey Rosie Oliver

Buddy Bear Maurice Oliver

Petal Blossom Rainbow Oliver

River Rocket Oliver

[Anonymous No.14665630]

>>14665506
Did you just assume all of their genders?!

[Anonymous No.14665643]

>>14665528
You ever eat other peoples food and notice how unshaken the flavours are?

[Anonymous No.14665667]

>Can't pronounce orégano
>Somehow is regarded as a good chef

[Anonymous No.14665670]

>>14665630
I have.

[Anonymous No.14665680]

>>14665667
>>Can't pronounce orégano
you can't write either

t. italian

[Anonymous No.14665686]

>>14665667
Americans pronoun "potato" as "poteyta"

[Anonymous No.14665705]

>>14665670
Carry on citizen

[Anonymous No.14665712]

Why is Jamie Oliver considered some authority on healthy eating when he's fat?
>>14665072
You sure talk about them an offal lot.

[Anonymous No.14665720]

>>14665591
>google it
>those are all real

Jesus fucking christ, if I had a name like that I'd murder my parents for giving it.

[Anonymous No.14665729]

>>14665720
if your father was gonna leave you 400 millions of dollars, you'd better let him shit on your chest if he so much pleased.

[Anonymous No.14666094]

>>14665591
>Walk in the street
>Hear some guy say HEY BUDDY
>Turn around
>No, not you

[Anonymous No.14666132]

>>14666094
to be fair people don't address others as buddy in UK

[Anonymous No.14666137]

>>14666132
Let's wait and see if Jamie goes for a 6th kid and names her CUNT

[Anonymous No.14666139]

>>14666137
Poofta Nonce Oliver

[Anonymous No.14666142]

>>14666137
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emRAZ9S86Us

[Anonymous No.14666156]

>>14665591
Did he use a name generator?

[Anonymous No.14666173]

>>14665404
Ramsay has almost no market penetration in Europe. I didn't even know him before people on 4chan mentioned him.
Meanwhile the stores are full of Oliver crap and books.

[Anonymous No.14666183]

>>14666173
>Meanwhile the stores are full of Oliver crap and books.
gotta give it Oliver, "his" pans are relabeled Tefal, which is a good brand

[Anonymous No.14666252]

>>14665712
thinner than you, fatty

[Anonymous No.14666372]

>>14665106

Its because their disgustingly inbred bodies lack the vigor and strength to open doors at this point. They have been breeding incessantly on an island the size of michigan for thousands of years, which also explains why all British “people” have a distinctly “British” look.

British? More like BRUTISH lmao. Dont even get me started on the stupid baby talk words and false sense of superiority that comes with coasting on the laurels of a fallen empire.

>rules 1/3 of the entire world at one point
>relegated to an island the size of michigan

At least niles can go down to the chippy butty while muslims replenish your nearly dried up gene pool.

[Anonymous No.14666378]

>>14666372
You're retarded
The button just unlocks the door
You still need to pull it

[Anonymous No.14666390]

>>14664788
Was it the same year Ramsay was having an affair?

[Anonymous No.14666409]

>>14666390
That's any year

[Anonymous No.14666427]

>>14666372
oi mate you don't like eggie weggies? this anon is a roight cunt eh is

[Anonymous No.14666451]

>>14665443
>internet knowledge
I could write a whole essay on you faggots pretending to have knowledge of anything. Stop consuming so much biassed media and go form your own world view.

[Anonymous No.14666462]

>>14666378

Whats the point, Archibald? Im sorry ive never visited a country where you need an ID to buy forks.

[Anonymous No.14666467]

>>14666462
I'm the anon saying it's a pointless thing
Especially since you already need a badge to enter the office, so it's not like you're trespassing some off limits area

[Anonymous No.14666484]

>>14665341
Go away Jamie.

[Anonymous No.14666485]

>>14666467

Nothing in british society makes sense. They arent coping well with the fact that they are geopolitically and culturally irrelevant at this point..

At least you italians have food and and an aesthetically pleasing country and populace

[Anonymous No.14666817]

>>14664814
>roman empire: lasted 2000 years
>british "empire": lasted 200 years

[Anonymous No.14666828]

>>14665089
Sometimes a /pol/ member miss clicks and ends up on a different board, this is the result.

[Anonymous No.14666938]

>>14665591
I actually knew someone that named his kids Dragon and Ocean. I wish I were kidding man.

[Anonymous No.14667015]

>>14665089
Go away Jamie

[Anonymous No.14668369]

>professional chef
>doesnt even know how to make fried rice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_KdbASIkB8

[Anonymous No.14668407]

>>14664838
>I'm a person who likes aesthetics and your people are ugly
This is a meme opinion that NPCs unable to think for themselves spout. UK is disproportionately represented in modelling, Hollywood, etc. However, I will grant you that we are fat which will bring us down. Hungary is fatter though and they don't have such a reputation as such a meme hasn't been established yet.
>I seldom get to work with brits (I'm a consultant) and they can't think outside the box for shit
Why is Italy's economy a complete joke compared to the UK's then? Maybe you should try thinking more like Brits.
>You're still stuck thinking you're the mighty Britain but you're not and haven't been for 1 century
See above. Italy can hardly talk. You don't get Brits arrogantly bashing Italy like this.
>I like me some brit food tho, pies, toad in the hole, etc.
Based. British cuisine being bad is another meme NPC opinion and I'm glad you've managed to overcome this.
>>14666817
Size matters.

[Anonymous No.14668461]

>>14666372
I guarantee you're an 'Irish-American' or some gay shit like that which under your logic would also be inbred. Not that it makes sense anyway, since the British isles have been invaded many times throughout history which introduced viking, Norman, Roman, etc. genetic stock. I'll give you one thing though, America has had more 'diversity' - hence why there are so few whites left. And the whites that do remain are mostly of British stock.

[Anonymous No.14668696]

>>14664742
>hes not a bad person
look up his kids names

[Anonymous No.14668837]

>>14664754
His wife is a fucking train wreck. Make up should be illegal

[Anonymous No.14668884]

>>14668407
that's because hungary is full of thick hung-aryans, not shrimpdick inbred abomonations

[Anonymous No.14668919]

>>14666828

>ragging on jamie oliver's faggot ass is /pol/

nigger what are you SMOKING? can you show us on the doll where the /pol/ touched you?

[Anonymous No.14669139]

>>14664669
Jamie what the fuck is a "builder's mug" and no im not gonna buy your merchandise

[Anonymous No.14669268]

>>14668884
>1 in 3 obese
>can't even see their dicks
heres ur aryan bro

[Anonymous No.14669282]

>>14668919
Imagine being that guy and there's literally no way to win. The parents of those little shits are going to come down on you either way for picking the wrong snot monster, if you're too nice to the little shits you're a molester and should be homeless after being raped in jail, and if you're not nice enough you're physically abusing them and should, again, be raped in jail and then homeless

kids are cancer, everyone with kids should commit infanticide and then self immolate, I command you to do so in fact

[Anonymous No.14669482]

>>14669268
>still mad about attila
you got dabbed on, just accept it my friend

[Anonymous No.14669493]

>>14664911
ok mohammed

[Anonymous No.14669595]

>>14664907
Based

[Anonymous No.14670114]

>>14668369
>>professional chef
>>doesnt even know how to make fried rice
> Uncle Roger HATE Jamie Oliver Egg Fried Rice [9:52]
He's not a chef
Just a cook

[Anonymous No.14670124]

*makes worse chicken nuggets than some washed up fast food chain*

[Anonymous No.14670138]

I fookin' ate Jamie Oliver, tosser took away turkey twizzlers innit

[Anonymous No.14670153]

>>14669282

Which world do you live in, m8? Kids are pretty rad.

[Anonymous No.14670157]

>>14664734
>Jamie At Home
my favourite cooking show ever by some distance. most relaxing tv i've ever seen, it's like opium. can just watch it over and over, seeing him pick stuff from his garden and then cook it in the different comfy kitchens in his home.

[Anonymous No.14670202]

>>14664786
>Ramsay was pro Brexit
>Oliver was pro Remain
The Chad Ramsay, the Virgin Jamie Olive Oil

[Anonymous No.14670266]

>>14668696
holy fuck

[Anonymous No.14670294]

>>14670138
its pronounced "tur'he"

[Anonymous No.14670355]

>puts jam in rice
>puts water in the rice as it cooks

[Anonymous No.14670470]

>>14669482
no he's right don't be so butt hurt. in the final solution hungarians were right after homosexuals slated for extermination.

[Anonymous No.14670803]

>>14665511
And is one of the youngest and the daugthers oldest.
Based retard

[Anonymous No.14670823]

>>14670803
>replying to 21hrs post

[Anonymous No.14670832]

>>14670157
yeah it's definitely a good show. i should hit it up on yt one of these days

[Anonymous No.14670878]

>>14664754
It's a creatura

[Anonymous No.14670976]

>>14664799
>Womb, nice and barren

[Anonymous No.14671145]

>97 ingredients
>9 dishes
>9 minutes
>"get loadsa different size and color tomatoes and pile it up bosh"
>"just char it m8"
>18 gallons olive oil
>loooks like a dogs dinner
Voila!

[Anonymous No.14671203]

>>14671145
he literally has a book in which every recipe is 5 ingredients m8

[Anonymous No.14671246]

>>14664669
Give me back my turkey twizzlers you cunt

[Anonymous No.14671257]

>>14671246
he literally gave you 5 years of life

[Anonymous No.14671267]

>>14671257
Life ain't shit without turkey twizzlers

[Anonymous No.14671320]

>>14671257
>5 more years of dementia being poorly cared for by a immigrant worker having to eat bugs and vegan gruel.

I'd rather have delicious Bernard Mathew's Turkey twizzlers in my tummy as a kid. Why should I be punished because some parents are regarded and let their kids become fat eating trash food all the time. Jamie Oliver is food communist.

[Anonymous No.14671331]

>>14671267
>>14671320
why don't you kys already then

[Anonymous No.14671335]

>>14670470
>they never got over the big dick horsechads stealing all of their loot hundreds of years ago
sad!

[Anonymous No.14671540]

>>14664754
Cool it with the anti semitism

[Anonymous No.14671557]

>>14664911
Are you retarded?

[Anonymous No.14671561]

>>14664911
Dunces like this wreck this board

[Anonymous No.14671612]

>>14664806
Understandable. My apologies.

[Anonymous No.14672247]

>>14671203
plus olive oil and vinegar thats 7 ingredients.

[Anonymous No.14672322]

>>14672247
>plus olive oil and vinegar thats 7 ingredients.
Staples don't count
They are always home

[Anonymous No.14672327]

>>14671561

Its a factually accurate statement

[Anonymous No.14672331]

Does anyone actually like J Kenji Lopez for his food? I feel like we’re all just pretending he’s great.

[Anonymous No.14672365]

>>14672322
So the whole book is full of lies then.

[Anonymous No.14672376]

>>14664784
>eurocucks seeting at British superiority again

[Anonymous No.14672437]

>>14672376
>>eurocucks seeting at British superiority again
They're both brits

[Anonymous No.14672438]

>>14669268

Kek it's the morbidly obese jonas brother

[Anonymous No.14672600]

>>14672365
your mother telling she loves you was a lie

[Anonymous No.14672947]

>>14665018

[Anonymous No.14672962]

>>14664734
Ham isn't raw bro, that would just be a pork leg.

[Anonymous No.14673277]

i get a lot of my recipes from his website
>www.jamieoliver.com

large range of dishes/cuisines
they all work well
no retarded measurements
no unobtainable ingredients
no pointless blogs
easy to print out on one page

jamie is based

[Anonymous No.14674344]

>>14673277
solid opinion. he's a bit of a mong but when he gets down to just cooking stuff i can't think of many chefs i enjoy watching cook more. and it's achievable too. seems like a top lad.

[Anonymous No.14674354]

>>14670823
cope.

[Anonymous No.14674395]

>>14672962
Most ham yes but a gammon leg is only salted and but not edible without cooking first. I can get a pork leg with bone which is almost identical except not salted and that won’t be remotely similar in the end

[Anonymous No.14676107]

>>14664838
>The whole politeness thing is just bourgeois hypocrisy, you say sorry every 20 seconds but never mean it
Our society has functioned peacefully without revolution for centuries for a reason

[Anonymous No.14676111]

>>14673277
>www.jamieoliver.com
Most of it is pretentious or bland takes on foreign cuisines that would make any native chef gasp in horror

[Anonymous No.14676113]

>>14664669
Based

>Milf magnet incarnate

And his Grilled cheese dabs all over ramsay
https://youtu.be/AoaRf5jsonM

[Anonymous No.14676121]

>>14668696
The fact he has so many girls means he's probably high test

So many wrestlers and athletes all have daughters

[Anonymous No.14676187]

>*thread devolves into pol shit again*

[Anonymous No.14676201]

>>14672365
>DUDE WATER IS AN INGREDIENT LMAO

[Anonymous No.14676205]

>>14672331
Most of the big youtubers literally just copy things he's discovered and put in the literature.
e.g vinegar when boiling potatoes to stop them falling apart before you bake them in the oven to make chips

Ethan Chlebowski copies him all the time

[Anonymous No.14676298]

>>14673277
>no pointless blogs
whats with this trend? every fucking recipe i google lately has some cunts life story for 50 pages before the recipe for no goddamn reason

[Anonymous No.14676306]

>>14676298
If you want ad bucks you have to fluff your story, because thats what daddy google wants