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What's the best toppings to get on pizza so I'm not always constipated?

>> No.14663992

>>14663984
prune

>> No.14663999
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>>14663992

>> No.14664006

a fecal transplant from someone with healthy bowel movements

>> No.14664009

>>14663984
oats

>> No.14664011

>>14663984
How does a person even become constipated? Every time I eat something really unhealthy like a pizza, it gives me the shits.

>> No.14664016

>>14664011
I get constipated if I'm away from home for extended periods.

>> No.14664024

>>14664016
Next time, go travel to Mexico City instead. I guarantee you that you'll be wishing for constipation by the second or third day.

>> No.14664029

>>14664011
Over-consumption of fiber

You probably get shits because there's some ingredient in the pizza your body can't tolerate. Might be the flour, the cheese, whatever.

>> No.14664044

>>14664011
>something really unhealthy like a pizza

Pizza isn't even unhealthy unless you get some variant with a retardedly thick crust or with pizza sauce that has been sugared to shit. If you make a large pizza at home with a thin crust and normal tomato sauce and then eat two or three pieces with lunch each day it's plenty healthy. Cheese isn't bad for you if you have even a mildly active lifestyle. Fat and calories are, at the end of the day, nutrients. Just don't sit on a fucking sofa twenty hours a day.

>> No.14664442

>>14663984
The magnesium in spinach might loosen you up if you put on way too much spinach for a pizza.

>> No.14664464

>>14663984
i can really only imagine 3 offensive things on a margherita
>you have some actual gluten problem
>tomato sauce gives high stomach acid and heartburn
>lactose intolerant can't eat
if you are getting constipated from eating bread tomato sauce and cheese, the pizza you're eating probably is using a really really shitty dough. like you have to be eating microwave pizzas and dominos and pizza hut trash.

>> No.14664475

>>14664011
>How does a person even become constipated? Every time I eat something really unhealthy like a pizza, it gives me the shits.
Then you dehydrate yourself and change your diet when you aren't at home or you have an anxiety disorder.

>> No.14664483

>>14663999
A drink of warriors!

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>>14664483
checked and qapla'd

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>>14664490
o no I'm actually rarted

>> No.14664497

>>14663984
basil leaves, black olives, anchovies and capers.

>> No.14664670

>>14663984
Look to the vegans, dumbfag. You want the sensuality of being a fat asshole, but you don't wanna suffer the actual results that come with it. You are scum of the earth.>>14664011