/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.14661958]

Why are Americans so obsessed with cat food tacos?

[Anonymous No.14661962]

>>14661958
And furthermore, why can't eurocucks make a good taco at all?

[Anonymous No.14661972]

>I'm getting more of a seared bite on the Impossible Whopper, than I'm getting on the actual Who- no no no no no no no no.... No please don't say that no no no... No. Nonononono. No no nono no no. NONO NO NONO NO NOOOOO. Ladies and gentlemen, I'm not gonna trip. I wanted to come in a 100% hater.

I'mma tell you off the top. I wanted to take a bite of this and be like 'ehhh nah nah it it'- I'mma just flat out say it; your Impossible Whopper BK, IS BETTER THAN YOUR ACTUAL WHOPPER BK. YOUR IMPOSSIBLE WHOPPER BK IS BETTER THAN YOUR ACTUAL WHOPPER BK. IT HAS A MORE SEARED TASTE.

IT'S MORE OF A COOKOUT FLEX. IT JUST TASTES BETTER. Get over here. You get back in the bag. BK. That bite is so flavorful my m- and the fact that it works so well, it literally compliments the lettuce. Like I'm not even mad that I'm bittin' up, and I'm not even mad, that I'm eating lettuce right now and tomatoes.

You can really taste the onion because the sear, on this plant based situation right here, it's so strong and you barely get onion but the onion's there so you get a crunch off it, with soft bun action and SBA? BK, YOU'RE ONTO SOMETHING, AND I LIKE WHERE YOU, YOU GOIN' BK, THE IMPOSSIBLE WHOPPER SON

[Anonymous No.14662006]

>>14661962
Are you kidding me, we have already perfected Tacos/Nachos/Tortillas all it needed was to be combined with the Smorgasbord and be eaten on Fridays (it's funny how pretty much any meal can be found with. Swedish flag but Tacos are pretty damn Swedish by now)

[Anonymous No.14662014]

>>14662006
Corn and cucumbers lol what a pile of shit

[Anonymous No.14662022]

>>14662006

Tacos are the one thing the swedish didn't fuck up.

[Anonymous No.14662027]

>>14661958

They are cheap and greasy. The perfect Late Night/Hangover food.

[Anonymous No.14662033]

>>14662006
Are those just raw bell peppers, next to the tomatoes?

[Anonymous No.14662040]

>>14662006
wypipo tacos

[Anonymous No.14662044]

>>14662014
What the hell are you on about, a whole lot of minced tacospiced meat with corn, cucumbers, tomato, cheese, salsa and some like sourcream I prefer Bernaise and then wrap it all in a tortillabread = PERFECTION

[Anonymous No.14662058]

>>14662033
Not sure but I think Paprika should be more likely but these people are weird as paprika doesn't make sense as doesn't the red garlic and wth is the Guacamole good for, only B- for this Taco

[Anonymous No.14662062]

>>14661958
Author Kevin Lui Has Been Described As A 'Click-Baiting Bottom=Feeder' With 'Literal Shit For Brains' But We Still Published His Trash On Our Website

[Anonymous No.14662065]

>>14662040
Isn't it glorious fren, you can always count on the Swedes perfecting everything we get our paws on

[Anonymous No.14662066]

>>14662006
>premade "taco" shells
euro brain cells at work here. that shit is trash.
it takes less time to fry your own shells from corn tortillas, taste a million times better, and don't shatter into a thousand pieces.
>>14662014
sliced, pickled cucumbers can be a very refreshing ingredient in the right tacos. but this sw*defag, whose girlfriend is 100% banging niggers and sandcrabs, completely fucked up by chopping raw cucumbers.

[Anonymous No.14662067]

Why are third-worlders so goddamned sour grapes about the US? I understand the envy, but fuck, you shitholers are fucking obsessed.

[Anonymous No.14662082]

>>14661958
>"cat food"
>has lettuce
>has pepper sauce
>has beans
>has corn
>has tomatoes
Cats are obligate carnivores, they don't naturally eat any of this.

[Anonymous No.14662094]

>>14662066
All tacoshells are for plebs who can't into effeciency pic related is objectively superior

Nachos can be ok if made correctly but this is just so much better.

What are you on about, cucumbers should never be hot, all vegetables should be cold as well as the sourcream to give it a contrast to the hot minced meat and melting cheese

[Anonymous No.14662130]

>>14662094
>objectively superior
incorrect. soft and hard have their own places, depending on the taco. also
>thinking anything regarding opinions can be objective

>What are you on about, cucumbers should never be hot
wtf? i never said hot cucumbers. i said sliced, pickled cucumbers. learn how to read.

[Anonymous No.14662155]

>>14662067
>Why are third-worlders so goddamned sour grapes about the US?
Idk. Why are you mad at yourself?

[Anonymous No.14662197]

>>14662130
True but soft = less mess

Ever heard of my way or the highway np but to be a bit more serious when a whole country more or less adopted tacofridays and you watch the salestatistics I think it's fair to say that Tortilla has reached a consensus in regards to what people prefer with nachos in second place and tacos as a far third place and that consensus could be seen as people in general think tortilla is objectively better than tacos otherwise they would buy the tacos instead

My bad I just saw your weird objection to raw cucumbers but having pickled cucumbers on tacos just seems deranged it shouldn't mix even slightly well with the other flavors, pickled cucumbers are for sandwiches with liver

[Anonymous No.14662231]

>>14661958
Cat food is probably better than wathever Subway puts in their sandwiches

[Anonymous No.14662234]

>>14662155
good one, peewee. is your infantile rage bringing any other playground zingers to mind?

[Anonymous No.14662639]

I am proudly Amerifat, and I did not eat anything close to 1.5 million tacos per day last year.
The statistic is obviously a lie.

[Anonymous No.14662909]

>>14661958
>Spiced meat on a fried corn tortilla is cat food
wut?

[Anonymous No.14662926]

>>14662909
Some (((sub-species))) of humans can't handle spice, so they feel the need to shame the greatest country on the earth out of jealousy.

[Anonymous No.14662934]

>>14662909
>textured soy protein
>meat

[Anonymous No.14662939]

>>14661958
No one eats Taco Bell anymore. Scam artist sellouts

[Anonymous No.14662955]

>>14662006
So ordinary and boring. Besides the corn and cucumbers, which is stupid, what makes you think this was special enough to post?

[Anonymous No.14663000]

>>14662939
Those aren't Taco Bell Hard Tacos®, those are Carl's Jr 2x Tacos®

[Anonymous No.14663028]

>>14663000
wrong. they're clearly the new panda express tacos.

[Anonymous No.14663052]

>>14662934

>soy
>cat food

pick one

[Anonymous No.14663178]

>>14662955
What's stupid about corn and cucumbers (seriously try it) and the fact that it is that ordinary and yet popular enough to be a staple fridayfood all around Sweden but the main thing is actually in the spices for the minced meat along with the other stufg that blends great it's just not possible to explain the taste in a picture and a lot of those photo op pictures around doesn't show the reality for normal families

Don't come and tell me that taco bell, mcdonalds and bk are special enough but Swedish tacos being a major deal is something you hear about every day and coming from the inventors of the meatball we know our shit when it comes to minced meat.

[Anonymous No.14663198]

>>14663178
it seems like you're unaware that you posted a picture of any typical homemade tacos + a bowl of corn and cucumbers

[Anonymous No.14663213]

Jack n the Box tacos. all the kids from highschool who ordered that shit turned into retards as adults lol. should research if theres a connection there.

[Anonymous No.14663255]

>>14663198
This better? No corn unfortunately but as always the cucumber is there.

Fun fact did you know approximately one third of all swedes eat taco every friday?

[Anonymous No.14663354]

>>14662006
Not real tacos.

[Anonymous No.14663375]

>>14662006
Retards

[Anonymous No.14663379]

>>14663354
The perfected swedish taco, we took something which was pretty gud and made it great it's what we do

[Anonymous No.14663383]

>>14663255
Pure idiocy. Not real tacos.

[Anonymous No.14663389]

>>14663379
Nop

[Anonymous No.14663403]

>>14663383
What's unreal about them I understand they seem out of this world but believe me they are very much real.

[Anonymous No.14663417]

>>14661958
Nobody here even knows why the urban myth comes from at this point. Half the posts here truly believe there is meat in that taco, and nobody has pointed out how they're sold by purina.

[Anonymous No.14663577]

>>14663379
This is straight up Spa-Peggy and meatballs.

[Anonymous No.14663634]

>>14661958
Tex-Mex style tacos. They taste great. Jack in the Box and BK tacos, same kind of shit. I'd rather eat them than anything at Taco Bell.

[Anonymous No.14663649]

>>14662006
Why are you using dog food

[Anonymous No.14663667]

Made this the other day. Photo is a little blurry since my phone slipped out of my hands. The meat is longaniza, cilantro Onions and avocado

[Anonymous No.14663670]

>>14663577
>not sure if meaning gud or bad

>>14663649
Now I'm curious to how a kilo or so of your minced meat looks like

[Anonymous No.14663679]

>>14663667
What's with all the weird stuff in that "taco" why no cucumber?

[Anonymous No.14663723]

>>14663403
You dont know what a real taco is.

[Anonymous No.14663730]

>>14663679
Callate idiota

[Anonymous No.14663736]

Last time I went to a Taco Bell there was a woman with thick ebonics on the speaker taking orders. She couldn't get my order right after I said it five damn times.
>Any restaurant that has a majority of black employees is shitty
Also, Moe's > everything else

[Anonymous No.14663744]

>>14661958
How these niggas know what catfood tastes like? What are they, fockin prawns?

[Anonymous No.14663754]

>>14663723
I ate three tacos the other day that sure felt real to me.

>>14663730
Okay that last word I do understamd but I just don't get why anyone would put avocado, onions and lime on a taco instead of cucumbers, tomato, corn and cheese

[Anonymous No.14663807]

>>14663754
Corn on taco
prepare the ovens.

[Anonymous No.14663854]

>>14663807
Ovens?

What for the vegetables should be fridgecold.

[Anonymous No.14663855]

tuna tacos are based tho

[Anonymous No.14663901]

>>14663670
I mean there's nothing special about that taco spread. Take that whichever way you want.

[Anonymous No.14663911]

>a pretentious French chef thinks fast food is peasant food and you should buy his over-priced dog shit instead of this 'cat food' in taco form
Right.

[Anonymous No.14663922]

>>14662082
>muh low-quality meat!
It's fucking ground beef with a spice blend. What more do you fucking want from it? Sure, it's probably heavily filled with soy filler but it's fine just as it is.

[Anonymous No.14663928]

>>14663901
The secret is in the spicemix you use for the minced meat

[Anonymous No.14663935]

>>14663922
>soyfiller for meat

Sorry but do you really?

[Anonymous No.14663943]

>>14663935
554 million per year would say yes. You overestimate how much people actually give a shit about their food. If it tastes fine, then it's fine. We're only a step away from soylent green.

[Anonymous No.14663944]

>>14662006
>canned salsa
I see people from flyovers do this too and it disgusts me

[Anonymous No.14663956]

>>14663944
I use cream of mushroom instead of salsa for my tacos

[Anonymous No.14663958]

>>14662006
based, OP blown the FUCK OUT

[Anonymous No.14663967]

>>14662033
What's wrong with that? is this any American thing?

[Anonymous No.14663990]

>>14663379
I am getting so fucking triggered by these horrible pictures. Please take them down. These are not tacos

[Anonymous No.14663991]

>>14663754
I really hope youre trolling. Fucking hell

[Anonymous No.14663996]

>>14663379
>>14662006
Having a shit ton of toppings doesn't make a good taco. You can take the shortcut of store bought tortillas, but the meat needs to be on point. If you're doing tex-mex style ground beef, make up your own seasoning mix using dried peppers or something, both of those look like dry cat food, just like Jack in the Box. And if you're going to have jalapeno (pickled is a fucking fail though), onion, and tomato sitting there, at least put the extra 5 minutes of effort making them into a pico.

[Anonymous No.14664059]

>>14663943
Eww that actually made me throw up a little in my mouth, why don't people read the ingredients before putting something in your body I mean you don't just take a doctors word for it when it comes to medicine you do your own research and then make an informed decision and it's the same with food, food is unironically medicine.

>>14663944
Can? That's a glass jar.

>>14663958
Another man of culture I see with dare I say impeccable taste

>>14663990
These are what tacos become once they are perfected by Swedes

>>14663996
Making your own spicemix sure helps but the spicemix sold here is actually really good (a bit too much dextrose to my taste but still good) and the only reason it looks so bland is because of bad pictures and/or too little spice or water it usually is really juicy and reddish in color.

Pico?

[Anonymous No.14664066]

>>14663991
Why?

A taco without cheese, cucumber, tomato and corn is barely a taco

[Anonymous No.14664071]

>>14664066
>cucumber
>corn
>no onion
Fucking jesus man at least put some onions on there

[Anonymous No.14664088]

>>14664071
Some do it, I don't really care for the consistency and taste not so much but taste is better than the mouth feel

[Anonymous No.14664093]

>>14664059
Pico de gallo, bascially the mexican "salsa" except fresh, it's just diced onion, tomato, jalapeno, cilantro, salt, and lime. Maybe somehow Swede taco mix is magical, but I doubt it. It's not a crazy amount of effort, but toasting and grinding your own dried peppers and cumin seed makes a world of difference.

[Anonymous No.14664106]

>>14664059
>I mean you don't just take a doctors word for it when it comes to medicine you do your own research and then make an informed decision

[Anonymous No.14664170]

>>14664093
Hmm, I'm actually gonna look into that as well as doing the dried pepers and cumin seeds as well, thx anon.

>>14664106
>can't into simple medicine, toxicology, biology

You do realize that doctors usually just don't have enough time for patients and often run by routine therefor missing stuff that they otherwise would have noticed if they took the time or had the competence not to mention pharmacompanies influencing a whole lot of doctors.

Do you really have no idea how many shitty borderline retard doctors there are out there, you know you don't always get the best in class at a top universitydoctor sometimes you get the worst in class barely made it through med school in bumfucknowheredoctor and medicine isn't really that hard just study it's reallt goddamn interesting.

Doctors are mainly nothing but a prescription pad, a way to get relevant tests done and a way to get an appointment at a relevant specialist nothing more and if you take a medicinw without doing your research you are a fool.

[Anonymous No.14664286]

I thought I wouldn't fall prey to Jack in the Box taco addiction. I live out of their range, but when I was in Texas for a wedding I decided to stop by and try one. I thought it was decent enough and it left my mind. But a few days later, i'm at the airport terminal, ready to leave, when it hits me. The craving. The clawing need for the heavenly tacos that only Jack has. It's never left.

[Anonymous No.14664916]

>>14662926
Mexico?

[Anonymous No.14664935]

>>14663577
Weird, I'm watching that episode right now.

[Anonymous No.14664948]

>>14661958
The Jack's tacos are legit better than Taco Bell's own tacos. The whole thing is like deep fried and well shut together so it's a much better eating experience than the mess Taco bell gives you. The new tiny tacos are pretty lit too

[Anonymous No.14664966]

>>14662006
for what you can get in sweden i'm sure this actually pretty good. loots of variety friend :D
you need this though:
>handmade fresh tortilla
doesn't matter if its corn/flour or soft/hard it just has to be fresh and hand done.
>some real salsa
you clearly have the produce to do this yourself
>cheese and crema
can you get a mexican queso or oaxacan style cheese there? it'll go miles