Am I strange for only drinking black coffee

[Anonymous No.14660687]

Every morning for last 8 years I have a black coffee with only one teaspoon of sugar. No milk, cream, or anything else. I don't like other types of coffee, once I drank coffee with milk and I chucked up. Even with tea I don't add anything. I don't know how you guys drink coffee or tea with milk or anything else in it.

Anyway what's it say about me that I only drink black coffee? Most people hate it for some reason.

[Anonymous No.14660690]

>>14660687
>only one teaspoon of sugar.
that aint black nigga, black means no cream, no suga, feel? least round my part of the hood

[Anonymous No.14660691]

>>14660687
My dad has done this for at least the past 25 years. I have no idea how he does it. How do you choke this shit down?

[Anonymous No.14660693]

>>14660690
I knew someone was gonna say this kek

[Anonymous No.14660698]

>>14660691
I say how do you choke it down with milk?

[Anonymous No.14660699]

>>14660687
straight black coffee is a common american practice, but you're not drinking it black if you add sugar.

[Anonymous No.14660702]

>>14660699
I'm an Aussie

[Anonymous No.14660704]

>>14660687
Someone stop this madman.

[Anonymous No.14660705]

>>14660698
Because I can just drink plain milk.
I can't drink plain coffee. It's far, far, far too bitter.

[Anonymous No.14660713]

>>14660705
I guess I just like the rich bitter taste. If I add milk in it I lose the bitter taste and it tastes too plain to me

[Anonymous No.14660737]

I bet your the type of man who walks into the office and let's people know you drink black coffee

[Anonymous No.14660749]

>>14660687
>I drink black coffee
>With sugar
That's not black, retard.

I drink black coffee because I got tired of trying to get the proportions right whenever I was using different creamers and all that. I realized about 7 years ago I like it just fine black. It's also a good zero calorie drink.

[Anonymous No.14660751]

>>14660737
Once he starts talking they already know

[Anonymous No.14660754]

>>14660737
Yeah I few times lol

[Anonymous No.14660763]

>>14660749
I literally only put half a teaspoon...

[Anonymous No.14660780]

>>14660687
enjoy your stomach ulcers and colon cancer

[Anonymous No.14660784]

why does black coffee make my tummy hurt but the addition of cream makes it ok? Is this placebo?

[Anonymous No.14660789]

>>14660763
Half a teaspoon too much, tubby.

[Anonymous No.14660790]

>>14660784
Probably

[Anonymous No.14660792]

>>14660687
> drinking coffee

What a pussy, real man like myself straight up eat coffe beans in the morning.

[Anonymous No.14660796]

>>14660780
Not sure how this could be true. You drink the same thing, only with milk..

[Anonymous No.14660797]

>>14660702
ah. idk what you guys do but most super masculine big strong "i ain't a fag" american men drink straight black coffee, and most american women put stuff in their coffee.
I drink mine with half and half and a small sugar packet.

[Anonymous No.14660804]

>>14660792
That's nothing. I ate nails for breakfast... Without any milk.

[Anonymous No.14660810]

>>14660792
I had a friend once who always had a bag of cocoa nibs on him. Always munching on them, offering them around. I had some a few times, bretty good, little too bitter for me to eat many of.

[Anonymous No.14660814]

>>14660797
american men are so concerned with appearing manly that they actually appear like homoerotic retards.

[Anonymous No.14660815]

>turn on hot tap till I see steam
>fill mug
>spoonful of Folgers or nestcafe instant crystals
>splash of milk to cool it down
Simple as.
My friend said I like my coffee how I like my women, weak and full of milk. Not wrong. Also cold, bitter, and not good for me.

[Anonymous No.14660821]

>>14660815
I like my coffee like I like my women; old, cold and black.

[Anonymous No.14660823]

>>14660814
It's actually worse with us Aussies. It's ingrained into our culture to be manly and rugged.

[Anonymous No.14660825]

>>14660814
yeah it's funny to me.
I think true masculinity comes from accepting what you really want to do and doing it (within reason), regardless of what anyone will say or think about it.

[Anonymous No.14660829]

>>14660821
And by cold I mean dead.

[Anonymous No.14660853]

>>14660825
Reading you say that makes it sound like some pussy shit, but I do actually agree with you.

[Anonymous No.14660860]

>>14660693
he's right though

[Anonymous No.14660871]

>>14660705

Little baby faggot, go drink some juice you fucking cuck

[Anonymous No.14660897]

>>14660871
HAHHA yeah, cock juice because he's a gay homo faggot gay boy homo gay haha

[Anonymous No.14660908]

>>14660871
I love apple juice and I'm tired of pretending I don't

[Anonymous No.14660916]

I have an aesthetic preference for simplicity and precision, the process of adding cream and sugar is imprecise and makes the drink more complex, neither of which I like. I also like the taste, though that could just be a case of "I got used to it over time". I find sweetened / lightened coffee to taste good, but it's not coffee, it's like a dessert.

[Anonymous No.14660930]

>>14660916
Im the op. Well said. That's similar to my thinking.

[Anonymous No.14661002]

>>14660687
Meh, it probably puts you in the minority of regular coffee drinkers, but it's not super unusual. I prefer good dark roast coffee black, but I need some sugar and cream in a lot of cheaper fast-food coffees - usually 1x1.

[Anonymous No.14661092]

>>14661002
True

[Anonymous No.14661098]

>>14660687
>black coffee
Fedora tier

[Anonymous No.14661123]

>>14661098
Explain

[Anonymous No.14661140]

>>14660780
Are you saying coffee makes you more likely to get colon cancer? Could you back it up with a source?

[Anonymous No.14661149]

>>14660784
acid

[Anonymous No.14661160]

>>14660687
I agree with you man. I can't stand having anything added to my coffee or tea.

[Anonymous No.14661162]

it's not "black" if it has sugar, if you ask me
i can't have caffeine anymore, but instant nescafe was one of my guilty pleasures that i sorely miss
it's like having a warm, bitter broth that clears your head
somewhere between a dark beer and some chocolate
just kill me already

[Anonymous No.14661178]

>>14660916
>I have an aesthetic preference for simplicity and precision, the process of adding cream and sugar is imprecise and makes the drink more complex, neither of which I like.
based
>I also like the taste, though that could just be a case of "I got used to it over time". I find sweetened / lightened coffee to taste good, but it's not coffee, it's like a dessert.
revoked

[Anonymous No.14661270]

>>14661160
Based

[Anonymous No.14661554]

>>14661123
he's one of those kids at Starbucks getting super fat on double mocha frappuccinos. he cant fathom not having his 400cal drinks 3 times a day.

[Anonymous No.14661576]

i used to put sugar in my coffee then for some reason stopped and went to black

then during shelter in place i got weird and bored and put honey and chocolate chips in my coffee and now itssss sooo good.

black coffee doesnt do it for me anymore unless its super dark and bitter... still not good
sugar coffee also taste like shit

[Anonymous No.14661595]

>>14661149
does the cream neutralize it?

[Anonymous No.14661607]

>>14660687
Depends, higher-end coffees ill have black
But the cheap and instant shit gets the creamer and sugar treatment.

[Anonymous No.14661899]

>>14660687
>black
uhh
>No milk, cream
uhhhh
>I don't add anything
huh
>only one teaspoon of sugar
uhhhhhHHHhh

[Anonymous No.14661944]

All I drink is black cold brew. I dunno, it tastes better to me. I'm not particularly fond of sweet things. I like >90% cacao chocolate too, bitter stuff is good.

[Anonymous No.14662260]

>>14660705
I find the bitter notes of coffee tend to become more pronounced as its other flavors become obscured by milk's sweetness. You need sugar to drown out the bitterness, at which point the coffee is just caffeinated food dye.

[Anonymous No.14662316]

>>14660687
Bout a tablespoon of milk + bout a tablespoon of almond milk + ice cubes go in my coffee

THANKS
-TJ

[Anonymous No.14662344]

I drink it black but I put about 3-4 ice cubes in my cup to cool it off. No milk in years and no sugar either, I just got used to it and cannot go back.

[Anonymous No.14662377]

>>14660691
The bitterness is yummy.
>>14660916
This.

[Anonymous No.14662695]

>>14660687
Only coffee with sugar? THIS GUY'S A FREAKIN PSYCHO!

[Anonymous No.14662801]

ausfag here, most people drink milk based coffees and it's more of a hipster thing to drink "black" coffee, cept it's not a long black/americano, it's usually espresso. i'd say it's fucking bizarre if you're drinking long blacks coz no one does that shit here, but if it's actual espresso you're just a regular run of the mill unique hipster like every other cunt, so sorry there's nothing particularly special about you. the sugar thing does make you a bit queer though.

[Anonymous No.14663253]

>>14661178
>>I have an aesthetic preference for simplicity and precision, the process of adding cream and sugar is imprecise and makes the drink more complex, neither of which I like.
>based
Fag
>>I also like the taste, though that could just be a case of "I got used to it over time". I find sweetened / lightened coffee to taste good, but it's not coffee, it's like a dessert.
>revoked
got.

[Anonymous No.14663271]

>>14660687

That just means youre evolved.

[Anonymous No.14663292]

>>14660687
You aren’t weird you’re just retarded. Don’t use sugar.

[Anonymous No.14663303]

>>14660687
>chucked up
upchucked

[Anonymous No.14663320]

>>14660687
Don't think it matters

[Anonymous No.14663337]

>>14661098
What defines a Fedora drink?

[Anonymous No.14663758]

>>14660815
>take a spoonful of instant coffee
>wash it down with a glass of lukewarm water
>enjoy the morning stool within half an hour
Get on my level of lazy.

[Anonymous No.14663813]

I don't know how people can want to drink a milkshake in the morning. Black for me. I don't make a big deal of it either.

I also don't understand why people want to drink 200 calories to start their day. Why not save that for a nice meal or some booze in the evening?

[Anonymous No.14664857]

>>14660687
In Denmark everyone does this. You're actually not that special, remember this.

[Anonymous No.14664864]

>>14660691
Try good black coffee. Maybe something sweet like Kona. Expect that it won’t taste great, but will give you hot caffeine with a minimum of bullshit. This makes it tolerable.

[Anonymous No.14664874]

>>14664857
This is true for all the Nordicks. Literally everyone here drinks it black with no sugar or milk.

[Anonymous No.14664881]

>>14662801
You haven't seen much of Australia and have only associated with a limited variety of people.

[Anonymous No.14665021]

>>14660687
only children and women put sugar in their drinks.

[Anonymous No.14665150]

>>14664881
interesting take. what leads you to that insight?

[Anonymous No.14665160]

>>14661607
exactly
good specialty-grade coffee tastes great by itself
but most coffee is burnt, stale shit so adding milk or sugar is necessary to make it more palatable

[Anonymous No.14665177]

>>14660687
it means you're a normal person
it's normal to have particular tastes
it's normal to like mildly sweet things
it's normal to like bitter things

you're not special for the food and/or drinks you like

[Anonymous No.14665540]

If you don't put sugar in/on things that aren't supposed to be overtly sweet, and you aren't eating/drinking those things daily, coffee can definitely be "sweet" on its own. Peet's cold brew tastes like cheap cookies and cream ice cream to me.

[Anonymous No.14665559]

Coffee with a small dash of milk to add sweetness is the best way to start the day.

[Anonymous No.14665623]

>>14660687
that's not black coffee if you are putting sugar in it, retard.

it is not strange to drink coffee with just a little sugar. Everyone likes it differently.

[Anonymous No.14665694]

I love black coffee. The only problem is, it is no longer rich or bitter enough. I've been drinking folgers black silk. Any suggestions for anything stronger? I tried peet's, and it's not bitter enough, and too expensive.

[Anonymous No.14665706]

>>14665694
I drink Community Coffee because it's a local business and I think it tastes pretty good. I normally buy the breakfast blend or medium roast. They're both about the same and it's just whichever one I can find. Some people really like the stuff with chicory, but I'm not really a fan. They also do some interesting blends like a King Cake one. It made my house smell like a French whore.

[Anonymous No.14665737]

>>14660687
Literally me

[Anonymous No.14665738]

>>14665706
I think my store carries that. I'll try it out next. I wouldn't mind my apartment smelling like a French whore, you sold me.

[Anonymous No.14665748]

>>14665738
Give it a shot! I've noticed that they've expanded a lot and I've found it stocked in Texas and North Carolina. I can't believe you drink Folgers or other crap, though. It's complete garbage.

[Anonymous No.14665761]

I drink black only time it's weird is when someone doesnt understand what I mean when I say black.

>large black coffee please
>sure thing any cream or sugar?
>no thank you black is fine

I'm sure they're just used to saying it. I've called an old lady sir by accident and she was clearly a woman. I corrected myself with "well you're not a sir I'm so sorry"

[Donald "Anal Herpes Piss Whore(...) No.14665838]

its not uncommon in Italy to have an espresso with a decent amount of sugar. black n sweet bb.

i however prefer a touch of milk and no sugar

[Anonymous No.14665839]

>>14660810
I find cacao nibs taste fucking weird. I like the texture in my yogurt, tho.
But for coffee I like it bone-in and additive free.

[Anonymous No.14665871]

>>14660687
No, but it makes you look very mysterious.

[Anonymous No.14665962]

Unless it's absolutely bottom barrel coffee (or I'm have like 1 of 3 iced coffees a year), I take it black and have no issues. The bar is set pretty low too,, I'll drink most fast food coffee black, it's the cheap office and gas station coffee that gives me pause. Unless I'm in a pinch on a road trip, I'll probably avoid the shitty coffee and make tea instead if I can't get acceptable coffee.

[Anonymous No.14666613]

>>14660797
Anyone who has to say this is a fag

[Anonymous No.14666637]

It doesn't really say anything about you. Many people enjoy black coffee. I started off drinking it black because I'm allergic to milk.
Don't buy into those articles that say YOU MAY BE A SOCIOPATH IF YOU DRINK BLACK COFFEE

[Anonymous No.14666654]

>>14660814
no, you're just a sissy yuropoor who gets an erection when you see men acting like men

[Anonymous No.14666681]

>>14665694
Drink plunger coffee.