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*is extremely based in your path*

>> No.14658024
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14658024

Basado, fellow cooker.

>> No.14658035

>he doesnt like having stinky garlic fingers for the whole day
ngmi

>> No.14658120

>>14658019
Jarred garlic is always shit.

>> No.14658184

Kills vampires but fills my belly welly! i eat this stuff raw.

>> No.14658207

This shit is worthless, it doesn't even impart any taste into the meal. It's a placebo for people too stupid to pay fifty cents for a bulb of garlic.

>> No.14658217

>>14658019
I bought this because its such a pain in the ass to put a shitload of garlic in a recipe. It sucks, these fucking chinks are evil I don't think it was garlic. It tasted like burn't rubber.

>> No.14658255

>>14658035
>he doesn't know how to properly wash his hands
lol

>> No.14658269

>>14658255
you can wash with soap all day and your hands will still smell of garlic
the trick is to rub your hands all over your stainless steel sink
it's magic

>> No.14658275

>>14658269
no I'm pretty sure washing my hands works fine. The only thing I've ever found I can't completely wash is when I used to work fast food and had to grab pickles off the make table

>> No.14658409

>>14658275
>no I'm pretty sure washing my hands works fine
>pretty sure
It doesn't work fine

>> No.14658438

this shit doesn't last long, it always rots away in my fridge

>> No.14658458

>>14658217
The two pans bullshit works for me sometimes, but this minced garlic stuff is abhorrent
>>14658275
> no I'm pretty sure washing my hands works fine
No it doesn’t, shut the fuck up

>> No.14658460

>>14658409
it absolutely does. I have a strong sense of smell and I have to wash my hands after using the "unscented" dish soap because it leaves a taste/smell on my hands

>> No.14658482
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>>14658458
yes it fucking does. my dad and mom are surgeons they always brought home these surgical sponges. the plastic teeth are good for cleaning out your fingernails and around your cuticles. I always grew up washing my hands thoroughly and I like how the bristles feel. I haven't used one of those brushes in years now but I still wash my hands very well. you can absolutely get garlic smell off your hands using nothing but soap and hot water

>> No.14658683

>>14658482
No you can't

>> No.14658692

tastes like nothing
for people who heard garlic tastes good, but don't want to actually taste it

>> No.14658705

>>14658683
yea it's possible

>> No.14658824

>>14658269
Rub toothpaste over your hands, it gets rid of the smell

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>>14658019
absolutely putrid

>> No.14660225

>>14658019
Weak flavor compared to real garlic. I bet this stuff wouldn't kill vampires

>> No.14660227

>fat free

I prefer my garlic to be loaded with fat

>> No.14661815

i doubt anyone on this board can tell the difference between this and fresh garlic. saves a ton of time in the kitchen as well

>> No.14662068

>>14661815
Bullshit. Bottled garlic is coated in oil, has an odd "nibbly" texture from its cooking process, and tastes like garlic if garlic had 90% of its flavour stripped away.
Fresh garlic has none of the above.

>> No.14662080

>>14661815
You sound like a tastelet.

>> No.14662088

>>14661815
Lmao the cope... try again tastelet.

>> No.14662127

The only way this is based is as a pleb filter.

>> No.14662225

>>14658120
this

>> No.14662343

>>14658035
>he doesn’t finger his girlfriend for some delicious garlic shrimp smell

>> No.14662417

>>14662068
>>14661815
>>14658217
>>14658207
I have a different brand and it works fine. I used to buy garlic cloves and do the whole shabang then I got a pre-minced garlic and i'll never look back. People who claim they can't taste it likely have fucked up tastebuds because it's very much tastes like garlic.

>> No.14662427

>>14662343
Stop

>> No.14662438

>>14658269
Here's a weird method to remove onion/garlic smell: just wash while touching chromium. Like, for instance, stainless steel which contains chromium. The chromium will create a non-smelling sulfur compound. They even sell "Stainless steel soaps" for that.

>> No.14662447

>>14662438
Would a steel wool pad work?

>> No.14662455

>>14662343
Hng

>> No.14662490

I bought that shit once off a whim and threw it out after one use. A head of garlic here is fifty cents, plus I could grow it on my outdoor planters if I wanted to. No need to ever buy the jarred shit.

>> No.14662493

>>14662343
how based can a man be?

>> No.14663341

>>14662490
I'd gladly pay a few dollars extra per bulb to save myself some hassle while cooking- and I do. The differences really are minimal

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>>14658019
Jarred garlic is fine. This fucking thing is just stupid.

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>>14658482

>> No.14663493

>>14663487
imagine not being able to properly wash your hands

>> No.14663495
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>>14662343
>What did God say the first time Eve swam in the ocean?
>I'll never get that smell off my fish.

>> No.14663533

>>14658019
>gar-gar
go away faggot
>>14658024
Go meme-away on plebbit fucktard

>> No.14664033
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14664033

pre peeled garlic I can tolerate even though its unethical unless you know its from a first world country. that jarred stuff in salt and/or vinegar is putrid and I will 100% know if you use it in my food

if you wanna be lazy you can just roast the whole head and squeeze out the garlic

>> No.14664300

>>14658705
No it's not

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>>14658120
you have to be handicapped to buy this. i would say that maybe if you don't have a knife you could buy this except you can literally crush garlic with your hands. i can't think of a single reason anyone would need this or prefer this to processing your own garlic.
imagine spending more money for an inferior product. chopping garlic is the most basic technique, maybe boiling water or slicing a loaf of bread and putting it in a toaster is easier? if you can't fucking chop garlic i seriously struggle to believe you can do anything else in the kitchen.
>>14658120
this

>> No.14664369

>>14662438
>>14663341
>eating chinese garlic

>> No.14664398

>>14658019
>HIS KNIFE SKILLS ARE SO BAD HE CANT EVEN CHOP A GARLIC CLOVE

>> No.14664409

>>14658207
It's not about price, it's that people are too retarded and/or lazy to press or mince whole garlic. It's bought by people that buy every meal ready to heat and eat and think that adding jarred garlic, plastic box grocery store mirepoix, boxed stock, and a rotisserie chicken together meant they slaved over the stove all day making homemade soup and are "adulting"

>> No.14664417

>>14664033
roasted garlic is fucking delicious

>> No.14664421

>>14664033
can I just put garlic on a sheet put it in the oven to roast it?

>> No.14664441

>>14664421
yep cut it just how you see in that picture
before u put it in obviously

>> No.14664449

>>14664441
wow and no insult for asking. I'm almost sad. thanks for the answer anon

>> No.14664451

>>14664033
This idiot buys garlic in a jar do you think he'll have any concept of roasting?

>> No.14666035

>>14662447
Depends on whether it contains Chromium. It's not the steel which does the trick. Stainless steel always contains Chrome.

>> No.14666199

>>14658482
Yeah I worry that people who complain about garlic smell are simply never really washing their hands. Do they just wet them and pour soap on and rinse it off without scrubbing?

>> No.14666210

I bought jarred garlic once at the start of the pandemic because their were all out of regular garlic. I still haven't opened the jar, and i don't think I ever will. It will forever stay in my fridge, a constant reminder of the bad decisions that lead me here.

>> No.14666216

>>14664451
I recently decided to start buying fresh garlic. Ruined a batch of pesto with the overwhelming spicy taste of fresh garlic. I decided to roast the rest of the heads and use them in cooking. Tastes the same as jarred, to me. I switched back to jarred after they ran out and it's way better. Less hassle and easy to measure. I made pesto again with jarred and it actually tastes like pesto not yucky burning garlic

>> No.14666234

>>14666216
filthy dumb roastie scum

>> No.14666259

This board is an apology

>> No.14666267
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>>14666234
Fresh garlic has it's uses
Like being made into minced garlic

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>>14663341

Do you not have knives?

>> No.14666312

>>14666199
I think that's it really. garlic can leave your hands sticky and it takes a bit of work to get dish soap to cut through it.

>> No.14666388

>>14666269
Of course I have a knife- but I'm a busy man and I don't have ten minutes to spend each time I want to peel some garlic.

>> No.14666401

>>14666388

You cut off the root, crush it with the knife and the skin slides off. Dicing a clove or two of garlic takes 30 seconds unless you're a retard.

>> No.14666655

Wahaha! Garlic is the best! - Wario from Nintedo

>> No.14666800

>>14663479
I love this thing. Jarred garlic has way too much oil
>>14658019
Or do what I do and do it yourself. I get a couple heads of garlic, scallions and parsley, put the whole thing (yes I skin the garlic) in the food processor with some olive oil, put the jar in the fridge. Clean spoon every time. When the oil gets low I add enough to cover the top.

>> No.14668178

>>14666216
>tastes like pesto not yucky burning garlic
You generally don't cook the garlic for a pesto. Your post confuses me.

>> No.14668193

>>14658019
just get a garlic press retard

>> No.14668219

garlic brings all the autists out in /ck/
>NOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST USE JARRED GARLIC
>NOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST USE POWDERED GARLIC
>NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST USE FROZEN GARLIC
>NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST USE A PRESS, IT'S A "unitasker", bazinga
yes, it's very nice that you learned a new thing, even one as trivial as cutting garlic and it's understandable that you're very excited about the fact and want to talk about it (autistics tend to do that), but when you have to do a thing over and over again, people like to take shortcuts to improve efficiency. There's a reason bakeries are a very old concept even though it's not that hard to bake your own bread

>> No.14668237

Isn't this stuff peeled and processed in Chinese prison labour camps? No thanks.

>> No.14668262

>>14658184
wtf man i hate your tone in this post go to hell

>> No.14669375

>>14658120
I used both depending what I am cooking.

>> No.14669543

>>14658683
>>14664300
Yes, it is. Stop being a faggot and wash your hands properly. Your hands still stink or garlic? Use some fucking dishwashing soap, problem solved.
The majority of you fags are pure pussies about cooking I swear.

>> No.14669553

>>14666216
Imagine being this retarded