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Who Is this guy? Why Is everybody talking about this retard here? Who`s this old man? An expensive sushi restaurant owner, what`s the deal herem

>> No.14656279

Lord Snoke.

>> No.14656296

>>14656254
grand sushi master
> do you even have a documentary about your achievements?

>> No.14656301

Old as time sushi samurai that bakas cant taste anymore because the old jew has banned non-Jap customers

>> No.14656311

>>14656254
He gave me fish on rice and demanded three hundred dorra afterwards before banzai charging me out of his paper hut.

>> No.14656327

>>14656301
>banning non japs
Truly based

>> No.14656336

>>14656301

He hasnt banned them, its just that you can only make reservations in person through the concierge of one specific hotel so gaijin would have plan two trips, one where they make the reservation and one when they eat.

>> No.14656372

I've watched the documentary a bunch of times, on the first few watches I drew inspiration from it and admired the guy. I wanted to work hard and be the best at what I do.

But then after a few more watches I realized that this guy was a massive piece of shit. He was a bully in school. He neglected his wife and children. And later years essentially threatened his younger son because he wanted to leave. The older son is a prisoner to his father.

Sad.

>> No.14656378

Obama paid him to make sushi in the white house so now /pol/fags feel the need to spam threads about him

>> No.14656385

>>14656301
>banning non-pedophiles and non-degenerates

>> No.14656388

>>14656311
300 dollars? How good Is It.
>>14656311

>> No.14656393

>>14656336
Why Jiro doesn`t want rich white high class foreigners in his restaurant?

>> No.14656400

>>14656378
Bullshit.
He has never been to the White House.

>> No.14656433

>>14656393
Because they take too long to finish, chopsticks are tricky.

>> No.14656438

>>14656393
An american demanded his fish be seared like he eats at his country club.
Jiro snapped

>> No.14656439

>>14656393

He said he made the change because those rich upper class foreigners would show up late consistently, which he felt was disrespectful to people who came later as well as himself and the staff. Japanese are known for this, I have a friend who visited Japan, she has weird dietary restrictions and asks for substitutes and over half the restaurants she went to refused ro do substitutions or asked her to leave because they felt it would be less disrespectful than if they tried making something a different way and disappointed her with the food.

>>14656378
No, Obama ate at his restaurant, Jiro didnt go to the White House.

>> No.14656448

>>14656393
Because they will leak his secret: he puts his dick in the sushi.
No really: Jiro literally slices his dick into sections to make sushi rolls. It's not widely known, but Jiro was a notorious poster on the BME pain olympics back in the day.
The thing is... his dick regenerates. The Japanese know this, and just take it for granted: "Oh, that's Jiro, he slices his dick into sushi every day. It's really good, you should try some!", but they know that if the secret got out, Big Pharma would have him strapped to a table like he was a member of the Old Guard, looking for the secret of perpetual penis growth. Jiro actually got into making sushi when he couldn't get away with looping it around his leg and tucking it into his shoe anymore.
So that's why no whities in his sushi restaurant. The Japs are sympathetic to his case of regenerating, ever-growing tentacle dick, but whites would lock him up for the secret. That's also why he never leaves the country anymore.

>> No.14656456

>>14656400
He's never left gookland in his life.

>> No.14656477

>>14656448
these are the people who sperg out about beans in chili

>> No.14656492

>>14656438
Kek angry gook flipped out. Welp fuck this jap. Spending 20 euros in a all you can eat sushi restaurant Is fine for me.

>> No.14656504

>>14656439
Your friend Is a big sore loser. I wish her the worst in life. I apologize, but your comment got me upset.

>> No.14656515
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>>14656448
>Because they will leak his secret: he puts his dick in the sushi.
No really: Jiro literally slices his dick into sections to make sushi rolls. It's not widely known, but Jiro was a notorious poster on the BME pain olympics back in the day.
The thing is... his dick regenerates. The Japanese know this, and just take it for granted: "Oh, that's Jiro, he slices his dick into sushi every day. It's really good, you should try some!", but they know that if the secret got out, Big Pharma would have him strapped to a table like he was a member of the Old Guard, looking for the secret of perpetual penis growth. Jiro actually got into making sushi when he couldn't get away with looping it around his leg and tucking it into his shoe anymore.
So that's why no whities in his sushi restaurant. The Japs are sympathetic to his case of regenerating, ever-growing tentacle dick, but whites would lock him up for the secret. That's also why he never leaves the country anymore

>> No.14656621

>>14656492
>thinking that actually happened
There's a netflix documentary about the dude and that is why everyone memes about him. it's whatever but if you have netflix and maybe a vpn if you needed it then watch it to find out what he's all about but don't just believe memers on 4chan lol.

>> No.14656717

This nigga got nostrils like the monster from Pan's Labyrinth.

>> No.14656729

>>14656621
I`m pretty sure this old bastard has no clue some people are making fun of him. Especially in a mongolian anime pedo board

>> No.14656739

>>14656729
he's so accomplished he probably wouldn't care. he even has a son to carry on his legacy unlike many of us. the real question is will hiro eat there before he dies?

>> No.14656758

>>14656739

His son operates a second, less exclusive version in the country, but yeah he could rape a baby on he countertops while livestreaming and people would still go to his restaurant.

>> No.14656836

>>14656739
Well he Is so full of pride and accomplishments that It kind of pisses me off. I`m wealthy but fuck this gook.

>> No.14656839

>>14656836
He spent his whole life building that shit up and it's only a sushi restaurant he operates almost all the time so he never gets off. No point in hating man, especially if you're well off. If you just want to eat there then I understand.

>> No.14658498

>literally times his guests and takes their food if they dont eat fast enough
>fucks up portion sizes on purpose but charges the same rate

Why would you even want to go in the first place? Its fucking Japan, there's dozens of places that are just as good and dont make you fucking speedrun your dining experience.

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>>14658498
If you go to Jiro, you can get a present of salt.

>> No.14660200

>>14656301
>Racist chef
Pretty based in my book desu