/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.14655922]

ITT: Signs people dont know how to cook

>throwing autism fits over american cheese

[Anonymous No.14655929]

grats, you failed harder at baiting than the third worlders do

[Anonymous No.14655968]

>>14655922
really weak. Learn from this and fuck off dumbass. Here’s a pity (you) for the road

[Anonymous No.14655986]

>>14655922
Very well said op, 2 internets to you and check'd.
American cheese is an amazing thing and the best way to utilize the left overs of cheddar processing. I've worked in kitchens for 14 years and can attest to the triggers that this glorious cheese causes!

[Anonymous No.14656157]

>>14655922
When people say American cheese, they usually mean velveeta or kraft singles.

[Anonymous No.14656774]

>>14655986
American cheese works well but it's a sloppy cheese can be overapplied.

[Anonymous No.14656787]

Oh no, I don't have enough calcium! I'll have to eat American cheese!

[Anonymous No.14656826]

>>14655922
Genuine question: What makes "American" cheese different than Cheddar?

[Anonymous No.14656827]

>>14655922
Thats easy:

- If they rely on shitty plastic kitchen gadgets.

- The know fuck all about knives and have cheap shitty ones

- No knive sharpeners

- Freezer filled with ready-meals

- Plastic cutting boards

- Cheap shit pots, with missing lids

- All-in-one spices

[Anonymous No.14656848]

>>14655922
Melted american cheese is amazing

[Anonymous No.14656851]

Each time someone uses autism as a insult I can just imagine they're traditional christian parents who sent their own kids and grandchildren to the psych ward just for liking anime

[Anonymous No.14657888]

>>14656826
American cheese is just low-quality cheese with special added salts to help it melt better.

[Anonymous No.14657907]

>>14656851
>sent their own kids and grandchildren to the psych ward just for liking anime
Based guardians

[Anonymous No.14657913]

>>14656851
I don't see the problem. Anime is extremely degenerate and a gateway drug to trannyism.

[Anonymous No.14657921]

>posting on /ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.14657971]

>>14655922
This sounds like an autism fit.

[Anonymous No.14657975]

>>14656826
American cheese is 60% vegetable oil.

[Anonymous No.14658009]

>>14656827
Money plays a part in some of theses dude, I live with my Dad and he's big into cooking so the stuff here is quality. My older brother and his fiancee have dirt cheap knives, pots/pans, and plastic chopping boards since money is tight with them but now my brother has his teaching license they'll be G, but they're really good at cooking and have a mini farm out back.
None of my family have any of the rest you posted and I completely agree with the rest of what you posted.

[Anonymous No.14658025]

>>14655922
Its not cheese though. Stupid hillbilly. Im glad the north won with you retarded rednecks. NOT CHEESE

[Anonymous No.14658056]

>>14655922
This but unironically
Nothing wrong with milk mixed with cheddar so it melts easier

[Anonymous No.14658802]

>>14657975
Cope, yuronigger

[Anonymous No.14658834]

god no

[Anonymous No.14658844]

>>14658802
>Kraft Cheese Singles Original 12pk 216g
>Milk, Water, Milk Solids, Mineral Salts (331, 341, 339), Cream or Butter or Milk Fat, Salt, Food Acid (270), Preservatives (200, 235), Starter Culture, Enzymes, Colours (160a, 160b), Contains Cheese 45% minimum

>The cheese slice used in our menu items like our Big Mac®, Cheeseburger and Quarter Pounder™ with Cheese contains approximately 60% real cheese (51% Cheddar and 9% Other Cheeses).

45% cheese
60% cheese
so fancy I could vomit.

[Anonymous No.14659111]

>American
>Cheese

[Anonymous No.14659117]

>>14659111
>American
>cheese

[Anonymous No.14659254]

>>14656157
i only like velveeta in my box of pre made noodles and kraft singles on my egg sandwiches
they have literally no other purpose

[Anonymous No.14659792]

>>14656826
american is a special cheese folding technique, the processing is a close held secret because it's the part that makes it so plastic like
cheddar is cheese that goes through a cheddaring process

[Anonymous No.14659820]

>>14659792
SUPERIOR AMELICAN CHEESE FOLDED OVER NINE THOUSAND TIMES

[Anonymous No.14659874]

>>14656827
Literally nothing wrong with plastic cutting boards, assuming you get a good quality one.

[Anonymous No.14659875]

>>14659117
Left the wrapper on.

[Anonymous No.14660525]

>>14659111
do all americans think that cheese is the same colour as cheetos?

[Anonymous No.14661538]

>>14656157
No. no they don't they mean deli American cheese, if they are talking about kraft singles they say kraft singles or just singles

[Anonymous No.14661548]

>>14661538
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_cheese

[Anonymous No.14662445]

>>14656826
It's all the odds and ends of cheddar from the cut and wrap room and stuff that fell on the floor + emulsifiers and whey protein concentrate or dry milk powder thrown into a big tumbling cement mixer looking thing and melted down and stirred like a big pot of nacho cheese before it's extruded into long blocks, cooled, and then cut.
T. Cheese plant foreman