/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[{ ͡• ͜ʖ ͡•}~( ͡ಠ ʖ̯ ͡ಠ) No.14655691]

ever since i started lurking /ck/, i also started eating more and have gotten fat.

[Anonymous No.14655694]

>>14655691
this is a food porn board essentially so that's what happens. it's like browsing gif or hc more and then jerking off all the time.

[Anonymous No.14655695]

>>14655691
How did you manage to fuck up the name field?

[Anonymous No.14655708]

I'm alone most of the time so when I'm with other people I forget to hold my farts in.>>14655694

[Anonymous No.14655709]

I'm taking a big, steamy shit right now.

[Anonymous No.14655718]

>>14655691
I've gotten better about my cooking after being severely bullied on this board by autists who probably have never cooked anything in their lives.

[Anonymous No.14655719]

>>14655691
>Getting brainwashed by an anonymous chinese cartoon forum
Shiggy

[Anonymous No.14655728]

That's normal. Once you realize most restaurants just cheat with the overuse of salt, sugar and butter. It's very tempting to copy.

[Anonymous No.14655733]

>>14655728
this.

[Anonymous No.14655784]

I don't know if I'm a virgin. A few times I've been blackout drunk and woke up with a vague impression of having had sex with some random, but I don't know.

[Anonymous No.14655794]

>>14655784
was your butthole sore?

[Anonymous No.14655797]

>>14655794
no, I like women

[Anonymous No.14655802]

>>14655797
but do they like you?

[Anonymous No.14655817]

>>14655797
some women like to play with buttholes

[Anonymous No.14655820]

egg, meat

[Anonymous No.14655828]

>>14655820
pure hate

[Anonymous No.14655829]

You fattie, intake in ergo intake out.

Shit more than you eat, fattie.

[Anonymous No.14655884]

>>14655829
so, laxatives are the final red pill?

[Anonymous No.14656490]

>>14655797
Answer the question, son