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14653429 No.14653429 [Reply] [Original]

This is not pizza you hipster L.A. fuck this is a casserole at this point fuck off and Noodle is not even attractive.

>> No.14653433

>>14653429
old roastie noodle is eh, DARE noodle is bae

>> No.14653442
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14653442

What constitutes as pizza? Explain your reasoning.

>> No.14653446

>>14653442
Cheese on top of sauce on top of dough.

>> No.14654467

>>14653429
>is a casserole
looks gud
100% would fuck

>> No.14654853

>>14653442
flatbread with tomato sauce and topping.

>> No.14654943

>>14653442
that is like asking what constitutes a hamburger.
pizza is pizza. op pic aint pizza.

>> No.14654954

>>14653429
Casseroles don't really have crust though. There's a reason they specify deep dish. It's so you don't have to sperg out that something is different.

>> No.14654981
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14654981

>>14653429
Why the fuck do you people call this a casserole ?
That just means saucepan in french.

>> No.14654984
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14654984

>>14653429
You're correct sir!

>> No.14656278

>>14653429
>Call a Chicago tradition "Hipster L.A. fuck"
m8. I hate california as much as the next guy, and deepdish pizza isn't my thing ngl, but can you be just a little bit less obsessed

>> No.14656286

>>14654853
Pizza dough is risen with yeast, it isn't a flatbread

>> No.14656295

>>14653429
All this needs is somebody squatting over it and taking a big fat dump into this toilet bowl of a pizza.

>> No.14656318

>>14654981
>casserole means saucepan
You absolute fucking retard.

>> No.14656347

fuck man i want some unos deepdish pizza
is it still dank or did it die too like everything

>> No.14656361
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14656361

>>14653429
ok i dont care

>> No.14656363 [DELETED] 

>>14653429
a casserole needs a binder in the filling like flour, this is closer to a quiche or pie than a casserole. you can thank me later

>> No.14656371

>>14653429
a casserole needs a binder in the filling like flour, this is closer to a cake or pie than a casserole. you can thank me later

>> No.14656397

>>14656371
Yeah there’s no flour in that pizza

>> No.14656406

>>14656397
it has a crust not a binder

>> No.14656538

>>14653429
mmmm. i love tomato soup served in a bread bowl.

>> No.14656545

>>14653446
>tortilla
>ketchup
>velveeta
that's a pizza, right?

>> No.14656553

>>14656545
Yes, I stand by my statement.

>> No.14656752

>>14656553
Fuck you faggot, you're not me. I appreciate you standing by my statement, though.

>> No.14656762

>>14656286
So is naan. And injera. And laxoox.

>> No.14656964

>>14653429
Who cares, it looks fucking delicious.

>> No.14656972

>>14653442
nice bait kike. there is no discussion to be had about pizza qualifications.

>> No.14658351
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14658351

>>14656545
it is according to st louis

>> No.14658376

>>14653429
>l.a.
deep dish is a chigio thing
not los anglees

>> No.14658383

>>14653446
Pizza marinara predates any pizza

>> No.14658399

>>14653429
That's a circumcised calzone

>> No.14658525

>>14653429
shut the fuck jew yorker no one fucking cares. I hope everytime you order pizza you get hawaiian you fucking faggot

>> No.14658561

>>14658376
Los angeles pizza is just the typical 1 ton of toppings atop a forgettable sauce and shitty dough

>> No.14658581

>>14653429
>hawaiian
you mean canadian

>> No.14658582

>>14658376
that's not a proper chicago deep dish, that abomination has pineapple and ham. Chicago style needs Italian sausage

>> No.14658587

>>14653429
I really can't even believe how triggering this is. I'm a Chicago native, and I can literally feel my heart in my throat right now. Take that shit back to Canada.

>> No.14658599

the thing is
pineapples don't naturally grow in italy
tomatoes didn't either
until they did
but somehow i think pineapples still wouldn't grow there even today

>> No.14658607

>>14658599
Who cares what grows in Italy. Let's throw whatever we like on italian pizza. Like, Australian stingray meat.

>> No.14658618

>>14653429
Deep dish pizza is more of a pie than a pizza