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Redpill me on Rolling Rock.

>> No.14649499
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A happy meal when your feeling down can lift the spirits. Its been proven that americans get dopamine rushes when they smell a mcdonalds. Sometimes if it was a particularly good meal I will use some of the napkins as a bed sheet so I can sleep with that wonderful smell. I think i shall journey on doewn and see if ronald will be indulging me on this fine evening. I love that clown as if he were my father. Wow. Just wow.

>> No.14649500

>>14649499
This isn't getting me any closer to my scoop on Rolling Rock. Come on you rambling schizo give me something good to chew on.

>> No.14649504
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It's Angry Video Game Nerds staple beer. Can't think of anything else special about it it's just weak pisswater.

>> No.14649509

>>14649500
Ill have you know i am very much on my meds. Havent been off my meds since those 11 days in june where i was off my meds.

>> No.14649523

Rolling Rock painted labels were my cheap beer jam years ago. They sold out to some beverage giant at some point, not sure if quality changed.

>> No.14649525

I'M DRINKING ROLLING ROCK
ON THE ROLLING ROCKER

>> No.14649577

>>14649496
cheap shit beer that tastes like slightly yeasty nothing. inefficient at getting you drunk. my dad always drinks it because it's cheap. I like it better than coors.

>> No.14649624
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>>14649496
I went through a solid Rolling Rock phase. Pretty refreshing, no offensive stank like Heineken, not too strong. It's probably my all time favorite session beer. Not so weak that you're just pissing all night trying to get a buzz started but not so strong that you get messy after 4 hours. I like it, although when they moved out of the Latrobe brewery like 15+ years ago I feel like the quality faltered a bit.

fun fax: me and two friends famously had a "day of a hundred beers" back in the mid 2000s. we each had a 12pk of rolling rock that we drank through, so we walked up to the packy and bought 3 more which we destroyed, so we walked up again and bought 2 more. so yeah, between about noon and 10pm we put away 96 Rolling Rocks between us. good shit.

pic is from that very day - me standing a couple feet away from a freight train roaring past at about 50mph

>> No.14649672

>>14649496
Cheap, easy to drink beer. If you're not a pretentious fuck that is. Not special, but nothing complicated either. It's nice after a few harder drinks and you want to start going easy. Also like a couple other posts, it's an AVGN staple.

>> No.14649675

>>14649496
HE’S GOING TO TAKE YOU BACK TO THE PAST

TO PLAY THE SHITTY GAMES THAT SUCK ASS

>> No.14649697

Good beer to drink in the sun all day.

>> No.14649708

>>14649496
It tastes like corn in a pleasantly sweet kinda way

>> No.14649728

>>14649496
Used to be kino but then was bought

>> No.14650204

>>14649496
Rolling Rock? outta stock.

>> No.14650209

>>14649496
Was OK when it was in Latrobe but turned to utter shit when Anheuser-Busch purchased it.

>> No.14650215

>>14650209
Sadly I somehow agree. It's not all gone to shit but it's not the same, and it's sad because in a market of 10,000 beers subtle nuances really mattter

>> No.14650236

Its my parents boomer beer. I never cared for it.

>> No.14650262
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I miss the 'skeller and cases of pony bottles

>> No.14650265

>>14650236
Everyone where I live affectionately refers to it as "Frog Piss". I don't mind the frog piss †bh

>> No.14650266

>>14649496
very carbonated, it would be good if you're working in the sun all day. reminds me on carbonated water.

>> No.14650486

>>14649525
What took you so long?

Rolling Rock tastes like Pabst in my opinion. Standard cheap beer

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>>14650486
I love Pabst, same as I love Narragansett, but neither is quite as good as RR. Worse headache in the morning and always more ragrets

>> No.14650494

>>14649496
Tastes like rocks.

>> No.14650495

>>14650494
That's interesting actually, I always thought it tasted more like rollings

>> No.14650497

>>14649496
I'd rather have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in my ear than take a sip of this fuck

>> No.14650551
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>33

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>>14650551

>> No.14650673

>>14649624
You are an incredibly boring person.

>> No.14650692

my neighbor drinks it while shirtless in his front yard when he welds or cuts wood

>> No.14650707

>>14650673
https://youtu.be/l0tVJPaVAec

>> No.14650724

>>14649499
the smell/taste of mcdonalds gives me legit binge eating nightmares where my dreams perfectly simulate the taste of old, moldy oil and the strange texture of their burger meat
i don't even eat it anymore or have ever binge eaten before outside of childhood

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>>14649496
It's not unusual for two people to share a bottle of wine, but when you have a third guest one bottle might not be enough anymore.

Let's say we're having a wine party where every guest drinks the same amount of wine. Now suppose as a rule that for any wine party we need exactly one less bottles of wine than the number of guests. Notice that for larger and larger numbers of guests, the amount of wine per guest approaches one bottle (750 ml). In fact, there is some finite number of guests where the amount of wine each person gets is, in human terms, imperceptibly different than a full bottle of wine.

But how can that be when we KNOW we bought exactly one less bottle than the number of guests at our party?

Now take this a step further. What if we buy two less bottles than the number of guests? Three less? It seems like for any finite number of bottles less than the number of guests at your party, there is some number of guests you can invite where each one gets arbitrarily close to 750 ml.

>> No.14650925

>>14649496
It's the perfect beer to drink after a Grand Communication of Scottish Rite Freemasonry.

"33"

>> No.14651039

>>14649496
Breakfast beer

>> No.14651045

>>14650692
What an absolute unit

>> No.14651169

>>14650673
He seems pretty cool to me. He has friends, too.

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It's good. I think I see it in bottles more often than cans.

>> No.14651468

>>14649624
That's a lot of fucking beer lol sounds like a fun time tho anon!

>> No.14651479

>>14649496
I consumed a lot of this beer back in HS. Its good for what it is.

>> No.14651489

to me it almost has a cripsy crunchy penut buttery taste

>> No.14651974

>>14649496 Used to be a great cheap beer. Now It's made by Anheuser Busch and tastes like busch ice (shit)

>> No.14653084

>>14649496
IT SUCKIN FUCKS IT FUCKIN SUCKS IT FUCKIN BLOWS IT'S A PIECE OF SHIT

...and I don't like it.

>> No.14653140

>>14650673
I'd hangout with him

>> No.14653144

>>14653084
anyone else here remember having that first and profoundly-underwhelming swig of rolling-rock after years of curiosity having grown up watching AVGN?
in my schoolboy brain I imagined it tasting something like a Bud Light Lime actually does, but of course, well, why would it.

>> No.14653196

>>14649496
Tastes like aluminum. Legitimately one of the worst cheap beers.

>> No.14653197

>>14649496
AVGN

>> No.14653200

Cheap, decent and drinkable, nothing special.

>> No.14653203

>>14650673
This is the biggest cope I've ever seen on /ck/. Anon is a lad.

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>>14651169
>>14653140
>>14651468
You're all invited to my next BBQ and we can go off into the woods and smash beers on the railroad tracks late into the night

>> No.14653265

>>14653203
oh, and you. >>14653260

>> No.14653544

>>14649675
HE'D RATHER HAVE
A BUFFALO

>> No.14653565

I used to go to a bar that served 2 dollar rolling rocks on draft. The beer is good and very drinkable and I always thanked myself when it was time to tab out.

>> No.14653573

>>14650922
i don't understand this bit

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>>14649496

>> No.14653688

>>14653260
Can I come? Will bring some bratwurst for grill.

>> No.14653732
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>>14653677
ROLLING ROCK ON THE ROLL & ROCKER
ROLLING ROCK
ROLL & ROCKER

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>>14653688
Yes, I haven't had a good brat in years

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>>14653816
boil in beer then cook on grill. My dad used to do it with Guinness but thats a select taste.

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>>14649624
Haha, dope. Would be dope if u drunkenly fell backwards and got your fucking body cut in two by the train .

Ask your mom about the day of 100 cocks!! U fuxkjng faggot piexe of shit

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>>14653886
oh anon you always say that

>> No.14654085

>>14650922
neat

>> No.14654117

>>14653544
TAKE A DIARRHEA DUMP IN HIS EAR

>> No.14654389

>>14654117
>TAKE A DIARRHEA DUMP IN HIS EAR
came here just to post this exact phrase!
are you me?

>> No.14654480

>>14649496
In the US it's a mediocre beer at a cheap price.. so good if you're drinking alot and are on a budget

in canada it's a mediocre beer at a premium price, don't buy it

>> No.14655669

>>14649496
In terms of cheap beer it's probably my favorite. The only way I can describe it is if the smell of a freshly cut lawn was a beer. Only out of a bottle though, the cans are literal piss water.

>> No.14655671

>>14649496
Tastes like peanut butter and nickels yummy yummy

>> No.14655720

>>14649496
Tastes like bullfuck

>> No.14655732

>>14649496
Bretty good but way overpriced in a lot of places—don’t bother with it if it’s more than Coors or Budweiser, but it’s good at that price point

>> No.14655735
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just got an 18 pack from the store. been drinking it when i want to drink something next to dirt cheap that tastes okay.

pic very related

>> No.14656090

>>14653260
Helllll Yeah anon! you're a good man! lets do this thing.

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>>14653886

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>>14650692

>> No.14656148

>>14649496
The cheapest 12 pack that tastes decent. Truly a god send when I was broke. Now I have a cellar of lambics. Times are a changing.

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>>14649496
My sister used to give me rolling rock when I was a toddler before she'd flip my legs over my head with my underwear off and suck me. Hope she's dead now of an overdose. I piss a fine mist because of her.

>> No.14656181

Its cheap shitty beer for parties, not the sort of beer you drink to enjoy.

>> No.14656195

>>14649496
It’s known for being AVGN’s beer of choice and pretty much nothing else