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>> No.14648668
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I’m PISSED. Wast night I went to mummy and said, “Mummy, can I do the canned aiw post??” And she said, “Fuck no Anon you shit youwsewf 3 times today.” Then I quietwy shit mysewf and weminded hew that I had a wesewve 10 GBP aftew what i spent on fow mowning and wunch tendews. I thwew them at mummy. Mommi stawted cwying and I went into the computew woom to bwowse 4chan and get my kawma fwom the nowmies weddit. I stawted smewwing mysewf and then I wooked and weawized it was 4:55. I panicked as I twied to post the quickwy befowe mummy’s new boy toy came back. 4:59, I opened the awchives of geeentexts I had an found the canned aiw post. Just as I posted it I heawd the doow unwock and mummy shouting. The doow bwoke down and daddy stawted beating the shit (witewawwy) out of me. Aftew, I cwawwed up to the keyboawd to see how much nowmie kawma I’d gotten. Then I saw this wepost. The wast wowds out of my mouth, “mummy said it was my tuwn this week”

>> No.14648672

>>14648664
No chives/10

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>No chives/10