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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayImIgdgLEI
AND SO NOW IM GOING TO TEACH YOU GUYS HOW TO MAKE LASAGNA
>puts the noodles into cold water

>> No.14646604

>>14646581
havent thought about her sloppy wet puss in weeks

>> No.14646634

Do you genuinely think this video is made to instruct? She makes a fuck ton of money by pretending to be airheaded, making a show out of doing everyday things, and then insecure people watch her and comfort themselves by thinking "well I'm not rich but at least I'm smart"

>> No.14646649
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14646649

No way this bitch eats or cooks
why is she wearing fingerless gloves?
also that dog is hideous
any way i'll give her a shot

>> No.14646658
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14646658

>barilla noodles into cold water
>jars of sauce
>poorfag metal dish
>deli meats
>that cheese
oh nononono

>> No.14646662

>>14646581
This bitch has an LFA

>> No.14646663
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14646663

>>14646634

>> No.14646739
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14646739

Putting the pasta in cold water is the proper way to start it. The only point of putting pasta in water is rehydration. You can get a few minutes head start on it by putting it in as the water heats. If you disagree then you are a cooklet

>> No.14646897

>>14646634
OP BTFO

>> No.14647125

>>14646581
Why does putting them in cold water before heating make the noodles inferior?

>> No.14647147

>>14646739
>>14647125
It's not just rehydration. You also need temperature to cook it, otherwise you can end up with a raw soggy mess.
To try it out, just put pasta in cold water and leave it for a while.

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14647158

>>14646581
>cooking gloves

>> No.14647167

>>14646739
If you boil a kettle first it's quicker if you're doing pasta for one

>> No.14647194
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14647194

Why do these people like the ugly, deformed chihuahuas?

>> No.14647199

>>14646581
threadly reminder that paris hilton is heavily involved in her family's hotel business is an incredibly intelligent person, and is actually quite friendly and polite in person. everything she does is a relatively generic "blonde bimbo" comedic persona, that has made her millions of dollars.

>> No.14647212
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>>14647194
Just look at these little fucks. And fuck paris. Thanks for reminding me about this video, kek. Time for some REAL cooking from my boy Ryan.

https://youtu.be/aMMAoc2McAU

>> No.14647216

>>14647147
But the water starts getting heated immediately, you fucking idiot. Any real chef will tell you that you don't need a rolling boil to cook pasta

>> No.14647227

>>14646581
I used to watch her reality TV show as a kid with what ever that other bitches name was...

>> No.14647236

>>14647227
Nicole Richie. The Sonic episode pissed me off.

>> No.14647237
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14647237

>>14646662

>> No.14647238

>>14646662
So if I want to drive my dreamcar I need to get Paris first huh. I'll get that V10 one day just you wait.

>> No.14647274

>>14646634
>Do you genuinely think this video is made to instruct?
it's a hobby to stave off depression. also it's something she can do without leaving the house - key. Paris seems like a home body. she's a chill gal, I like her.

>> No.14647375

I want want she's baking in her buttocks for my dinner

>> No.14647379

>>14647375
A nice yeasty treat indeed. Bet it smells wonderful...

>> No.14647428

>>14647379
dig in

>> No.14647466

Fake and gay

>> No.14647479

>>14646581
She worked at sonic for a few hours once so she's probably a better cook than 95% of fast food cu/ck/s.

>> No.14647533

>>14647199
>millions of dollars
That's like me making the entire world think I'm a fucking idiot for can of Coke.
She doesn't need that money so the fact that she's so desperate for attention that she'll sell her dignity for it makes her even more pathetic.

>> No.14647675

>>14646581
She was always the best thot.

>> No.14647698

>>14647533
have you considered that maybe she’s just having fun

>> No.14647883

>>14646739
you put the past on boiling water , so the fucking pasta spent less time being cook. you dumb retarded zoomer of a kike

>> No.14647906

>>14647698
Jesus, you people need help.

>> No.14647934

there's 99 problems with this video, but when she emptied the grease into the sink, it just confirmed that she's actually a tard. At least in the kitchen.

>> No.14648046

"i don't know what this is"

>holds up spat that comes with a new Queez
>could have shredded the mozz with said queez

>> No.14648051

>>14647934
N9, man, she did that as the character she plays. She's highly intelligent, beating stephen hawking in IQ. She has fabricated thus persona based on thr stereotype of the "hot" dumb blonde to generate herself BILLIONS, bro. Like, you have no clue.

>> No.14648074

>>14647199
Threadly reminder that Paris Hilton has a sex tape you can find online and sucks dick like a champ

>> No.14648301

that dog looks so retarded man
I feel so sorry for it man imagine paris being your owner

>> No.14648313

stupid bitch

>> No.14648368

>>14646663
Possibly the only frogpost that's ever made me laugh

>> No.14648399

Are those k-cups? Why the fuck would you consume that shit if you're rich? You could literally afford the best coffee and most expensive grinder in the world. Or if you're lazy and impatient just hire a servant to grind your shit for you ahead of time

>> No.14648411

>>14648301

if i was to be reincarnated as a dog id hope my owner would be a white woman cuz i'd be balls deep in that pussy every night

>> No.14648431

>>14647237
He can't stop it's an obsession.

>> No.14648437

>>14647212
Gay.

>> No.14648543

>>14648437
My man Ryan or the puppies?

>> No.14648636

>>14648399
product-placement $$$

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14648679

>>14646581
>bottled water to wet a paper towel
>"who knows what's in these sewers, it's beyond"

>> No.14649040
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>>14646581

>> No.14649397

I magine myself popping in her kitchen and grabbing violently her ugly rat dog and dismembering it with my bare hands, head in one hand and body the other while she is watching terrified and soaked at the same time.

>> No.14649433

>>14649397
You got a license for that edge?

>> No.14649436

>>14647274
Based

>> No.14650014

>>14648411
that only works if you're a big dog though
who's fucking a chihuahua?

>> No.14650272

>>14646581
holy shit, i havent thought of paris hilton in years.

>> No.14650282

>>14648074
>sucks dick like a champ
That lazy excuse for fallatio certainly does not make her a champ.