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cured/dried meat thread. no jerky allowed. no dehydrators allowed. If it isn't cured and dried in a warm dry place then it's not welcome in this thread. Chewing on some home-made Biltong at the moment, what are you faggots having ?

>> No.14644512 [DELETED] 

>>14644505
>mommie am i manly for eating meat?? mommie lissen too me monnie mommie am I manly i eating meat raaar i am man

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>>14644505
Okay OP, I'll 9-1 and when you start turning green I'll dial 1 again to get an ambulance over straight away

>> No.14645004

>>14644505
Pastrami. If It doesnt come from a greasy Guido's basement I dont want it

>> No.14645015

>>14644505
For me it's peppered salmon JERKY, the best seafood snack.

>> No.14645049

>>14644505
How long did the whole process take? Where did you hang the meat to dry?

>> No.14645067

I really like teriyaki jerky, it's the tits. But I'll settle for peppered. Great jerky thread, OP!

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This used to be my go-to for DnD session snacks but it's been steadily rising in price, I can't find it under $12 anymore. Some places are trying to charge as much as $20. I'm gonna start making my own jerky again but I need to wait for my shitty roommate to move out so I can have a horizontal surface that doesn't have some of his bullshit on it.

>> No.14645130

Didn't read all your bullshit OP but have you heard about biltong? It's objectively the best cured meat

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>>14644505
>cured/dried meat thread.

>no jerky allowed. no dehydrators allowed

>> No.14647030

>>14645127
For me it's Old Trapper Peppered and unsweetened iced tea as my number one DnD combo

>> No.14647278

>>14645127
just ask him if he can move his shit.

>> No.14647425

>>14644505
Had salchichon iberico for dinner, shit was so cash

>> No.14647496

>>14647030
That sounds good, I really ought to try more tea now that I'm cutting back on other drinks.

>>14647278
I could outright tell him to move it and often do, I own the house. The problem is that he's like a fucking child and the idea that I want space cleared will only stick in his head for like 1 day before he's back to just setting shit down in the most convenient place instead of where it actually goes. I've told him to GTFO but I still have to put up with him until he can actually move.

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>>14645130
I never really cared for beef jerky until I went to South Africa and tried biltong for the first time, it is really delicious and totally different than the gross sugary American version. I tried some exotic cured meats too like kudu, ostrich, some other animal I don't remember. Also, I was surprised how Lays chips were way better in SA; they were almost all fully intact and weren't as overwhelmingly salty and just all around better tasting.

>>14645130
Idiot

>> No.14649001

>>14647510
>kudu
>ostrich
>exotic
>so exotic that it can't be remembered
>remembers the crisps instead
Kek.
Fucking fat-ass tastelet, you aren't fooling anyone or this is bait, yeah.

>> No.14649016

How high quality does the meat need to be to make cured meat?

>> No.14649019

>>14644505
JERKY is BETTER