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14643300

Anonymous Thu Aug 27 23:55:40 2020 No.14643300 [Reply] [Original]

How to open coconut?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 27 23:59:01 2020 No.14643314 >>14643300 hacksaw works

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 00:01:32 2020 No.14643326 Throwing the thing at a rock wall and molesting kids seemed to work for Tom Hanks.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 00:02:34 2020 No.14643331 File: 211 KB, 1200x1638, MkII_07.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 00:06:47 2020 No.14643357 File: 2.58 MB, 4032x3024, BB4D8AC0-ABAE-4BB5-B053-FAA35DC0D9FF.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Uh yeah I’m not thinking this is edible. My Avacado was full of fucking holes too this Walmart sucks

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 00:08:19 2020 No.14643366 Use a thicc nail and mallet to puncture the three holes at the top, drain the vital juices. The lay it on its side and hit the center with the mallet while rotating it until it cracks in half Or yeah just hacksaw it after draining it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 00:10:40 2020 No.14643377 File: 600 KB, 1500x1500, yoshihiro-gyuto-japanese-kitchen-knife-210mm-1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14643300 And just keep going around into a circle.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 00:14:00 2020 No.14643398 >>14643357 What the fuck am I looking at. Is this an abortion?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 00:18:06 2020 No.14643414 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCdvrEWL4NQ this is good but please be very careful. i've seen drunk friends slice the shit out of themselves trying to crack one of them

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 00:21:20 2020 No.14643426 >>14643377 This makes mustard gas.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 00:23:51 2020 No.14643438 >>14643357 bloody chunks of decaying flesh do not belong in a coconut

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 00:24:18 2020 No.14643441 >>14643398 Sort of, anon has probably been cumming in this coconut for years

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 03:18:35 2020 No.14644006 Bump

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 03:20:12 2020 No.14644012 hitting it with a rock works

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 03:21:35 2020 No.14644017 >>14643300 Puncture holes with a screw driver to drain the water, then hit it with a hammer around the equator.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 04:04:22 2020 No.14644143 >>14643300 just smash it on a rock

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 04:07:42 2020 No.14644163 Succ it like a jawbreaker

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 05:03:12 2020 No.14644280 >>14643300 use your skull and hope the coconut cracks open first

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 05:05:18 2020 No.14644288 >>14643300 Scream at it until it explodes

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 05:11:07 2020 No.14644296 >>14643300 first you have to become a karate master

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 05:12:03 2020 No.14644297 >>14643300 Hammer.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 06:09:32 2020 No.14644391 >>14643300 Use another coconut obviously.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 06:18:06 2020 No.14644402 File: 1.09 MB, 1312x742, coconut1.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] why have you still not returned to monke?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 06:43:20 2020 No.14644443 >>14643300 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQU6o4ooL5E Check out this, this guy knows his shit

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 06:44:36 2020 No.14644447 With a machete,.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 08:01:38 2020 No.14644644 >>14643300 point a gun at it until it surrenders

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 09:27:36 2020 No.14644897 >>14644402 God i wish that nut was my nuts

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 09:40:22 2020 No.14644932 >>14644402 fucking chad-rilla

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 09:40:24 2020 No.14644933 >>14643300 I just swallow them whole and let my stomach acid break it down. But I stopped doing that years ago, because it made things socially awkward at the cafeteria. End up yielding to peer pressure and just buying the over price food they had.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 09:57:59 2020 No.14644969 I usually just use my Katana that I store under the sink.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 13:17:16 2020 No.14645674 File: 2.00 MB, 360x264, 1593257349570.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14644402 based putin

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 13:23:57 2020 No.14645695 File: 227 KB, 700x467, Two-Gransfors-Bruk-Axes-maintained-and-neglected.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14643300 Most of the coconut is gone after an axe attack but the satisfaction is great :D

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 14:48:41 2020 No.14646178 >>14644402 Came here to post this

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 15:20:28 2020 No.14646384 File: 2.86 MB, 540x302, cocobro.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] for you, OP

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 21:38:59 2020 No.14647986 File: 61 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14643300

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 23:41:03 2020 No.14648616 Based

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 00:36:47 2020 No.14648767 >>14643300 Open?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 04:26:02 2020 No.14649377 >>14646384 God this guy is just a chad badass

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 04:33:21 2020 No.14649388 At least I made friend

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 06:18:53 2020 No.14649575 >>14643300 Use your head

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 06:23:09 2020 No.14649586 >>14643414 Yeah, just bash it with a knife. Good luck getting it open with just 3 hits tho. This is why I don't bother with coconuts more than once every two years or so.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 06:50:50 2020 No.14649653 >>14644443 i came to this thread to find this video, love that guy

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 13:51:00 2020 No.14651006 >>14643300 Give it a whack