WEBM Thread

[Anonymous No.14642288]

No poor people allowed edition.

[Anonymous No.14642296]

[Anonymous No.14642306]

>>14642288
moo

[Anonymous No.14642325]

>>14642288
forgot about this webm but they should do a pig version

[Anonymous No.14642356]

[Anonymous No.14642381]

what is this thing? mochi?

[nigger terrifier No.14642387]

Would you like me to assist you in opening your Soylent® for you, m'lady?

[Anonymous No.14642396]

[Anonymous No.14642400]

>>14642288
Honestly this is really cool, I would love to get one of these for a party.

[Anonymous No.14642412]

>>14642288
>$300/lb +tip
waooo

[Anonymous No.14642418]

>>14642381
the kind thats made with rabbu

[Anonymous No.14642421]

>>14642288
$2800 USD or 2800¥?

That's a colossal ripoff. You can buy a whole fucking cow for that.
>Implying I'm poor.
I just hate wasting money on overpriced things.

[Anonymous No.14642424]

>>14642421
Yeah you poor.

[Anonymous No.14642429]

[Anonymous No.14642435]

[Anonymous No.14642436]

>>14642356
God i wish that were me.

[Anonymous No.14642440]

>>14642424
$13 on an icecream cone is a far cry from what the nipps are pulling off in the op.

[Anonymous No.14642442]

i never understood the gold thing. if i'm really gonna put a dent in my wallet i'm gonna blow it all on caviar uni and truffles and nice drinks. gold just seems like the ultimate pleb filter

[Anonymous No.14642446]

>>14642435
foot toast

[Anonymous No.14642453]

>>14642421
>$2800 or $28?
begone plebian

[Anonymous No.14642458]

>>14642453
>Spending $2800 on a stupid $20 serving tray and $50 worth of meat and rice.

[Anonymous No.14642463]

>>14642458
Wagyu beef goes for roughly $200 a pound.

Here's some cuisine that is more your level.

[Anonymous No.14642490]

>>14642421
>I just hate wasting money on overpriced things.
because you're poor.

[Anonymous No.14642498]

>>14642288
I do not pretend to enjoy diversity beef because I am not a self-hating passportcuck who travels outside his home town. Ching ching chong chong? Try Ford, Chevy, F150 Extended Cab, triggered much? It's called american, do you speak it soyota boy. Work harder and get a real american car and a real american Steak. Whisky. Done. Put some hair on your chest kid.

[Anonymous No.14642499]

[Anonymous No.14642502]

>>14642424
>$13 dollar per cone
Jesus that's outrageous, i could never afford that

[Anonymous No.14642507]

Reminder: all rich people are evil parasites and selling them stupid ripoff food is a noble and sound business strategy.

[Anonymous No.14642512]

>>14642429
i dont get it

[Anonymous No.14642530]

>>14642499
>>14642356

What the fuck is this shit? I keep seeing this stuff in my YouTube feed. Fucking weird asian bitches drinking shit really loudly and crunching through different kinds of colored ice. Is it some kind of fetish thing or something?

[Anonymous No.14642537]

>>14642507
>haha we're TOTES getting back at them by selling them overpriced crap they can easily afford!
>w-what do you mean, their patronage creates jobs and opens up new industries? s-shut up! they're LEECHES! nothing like me, the only cash I need is my welfare checks...

[Anonymous No.14642575]

>>14642530
it's highly entertaining and the girls are cute
also the eating sounds are relaxing if you want to sleep

[Anonymous No.14642581]

>>14642575
Fuck off faggot.

[Anonymous No.14642582]

>>14642537
Yes, that's exactly what I'm saying. By upselling them with stupid shit perceived to be luxurious you are tricking them into putting a little money that they stole by gambling on stocks with bailouts back into the economy in a useful way. They create nothing. Rich people are useless eaters.

[Anonymous No.14642584]

>>14642575
>also the eating sounds are relaxing

The fuck they are. Just come out and say it's a fetish thing.

[Anonymous No.14642599]

>>14642356
Wait... why is she eating this with whippu cremu? Is this a cake? Bitch gon get diabeetus!

[Anonymous No.14642603]

>>14642582
>offering services to people allowing them to contribute to the free market is taking advantage of them
>forcing them into labor with no potential for personal gain isn't
I'll never understand commies

[Anonymous No.14642606]

>>14642296
Why do they keep cutting away from the bartender mixing the drink to show the guy who ordered it?

[Anonymous No.14642622]

>>14642603
I have to admit that I don't understand your perspective. Do you make anything yourself?

[Anonymous No.14642638]

>>14642584
if it were a fetish it wouldn't be so big with normies

[Anonymous No.14642645]

>>14642575
>also the eating sounds make me cum
same

[Anonymous No.14642670]

>>14642638
Normies are the biggest lame vanilla fetishists of all. Are you fucking kidding? This has to be good bait, right?

[Anonymous No.14642678]

>>14642622
You don't have to make things to reap the profits of the free market.

[Anonymous No.14642693]

>>14642678
Are you implying that you are useless? Am I supposed to be triggered by your failures?

[Anonymous No.14642696]

Can both of you faggots shut the fuck up?

[Anonymous No.14642702]

>>14642696
Yeah, sorry. I'm done.

[Anonymous No.14642714]

>>14642606
I'm guessing the nigger is some sort of zoomer celebrity. Annoyed me too tho.

[Anonymous No.14642719]

>>14642670
what's vanilla about an eating sound fetish?

[Anonymous No.14642723]

>>14642693
>you're useless unless you fit my very narrow definition of useful
exactly what kind of person do you consider "useful?"

[Anonymous No.14642731]

>>14642498
weak bait, and that picture is such a cope

[Anonymous No.14642732]

>>14642696
Why did Bubblegum do a howtobasic knockoff?

[Anonymous No.14642734]

>>14642463
kek

[Anonymous No.14642735]

>>14642723
I'm done. Have a nice day.

[Anonymous No.14642742]

>>14642735
good day, hope you continue to benefit off the system you hate

[Anonymous No.14642744]

>>14642696

[Anonymous No.14642754]

>>14642498
>I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man

[Anonymous No.14642758]

>>14642581
i fucking came

[Anonymous No.14642767]

[Anonymous No.14642784]

>>14642744
finally, a burger i can actually enjoy

[Anonymous No.14642824]

>>14642784
I've seen better.

[Anonymous No.14642845]

>>14642584
Anything involving Asian girls on video is a fetish thing. They're a fetish race.

[Anonymous No.14642995]

>>14642463
Fuck you. Don't insult happy hotdog man.

[Anonymous No.14643013]

>>14642581
I was going to say to just add the imaginary equations meme but they unironically did it themselves.

[Anonymous No.14643018]

>>14642530
I know, right?

[Anonymous No.14643033]

>>14642824
I was going to try and defend the peanut butter, but that went south real fucking quick.

[Anonymous No.14643044]

>>14642824
You forgot the pickles.

[Anonymous No.14643051]

>>14642696

Such a waste of food

[Anonymous No.14643059]

>>14642670

Degeneracy is prevalent enough in society that shit like being a furry is considered a normal fetish now. Normies won't bat an eye at this ASMR fetish shit.

[Anonymous No.14643074]

>>14642581
that probably heals like 50HP

[Anonymous No.14643078]

[Anonymous No.14643081]

>>14642731
>>14642754
go back to r*ddit already

[Anonymous No.14643102]

>>14643059
explain why normies are constantly trying to get my girl banned off youtube and instagram then

[Anonymous No.14643111]

>>14642732
It wouldn't surprise me if that's the actual guy.

[Anonymous No.14643114]

>>14643102
other than the pigging out she's pretty feminine, i can imagine a cute griller that cant get fat triggering some whales

[Anonymous No.14643120]

>>14642499
literally my dick as soon as the licks the tip

[Anonymous No.14643123]

>>14643102
Because unlike Kimagure Cooking, Sso doesn't give a shit about the live specimens she eats. She overreacts on purpose, she does stupid shit that ultimately fucks with the animal's quality as a food item itself (adrenaline makes meat taste bitter)
At least Kimagure not only respects the animals he prepares, but he treats his viewers like adults and not like 12 year old kids who need a "lol so randum" outburst like that dumb Korean gook.

[Anonymous No.14643124]

>>14642424

Adding gold and jacking up the price is so outdated.

[Anonymous No.14643130]

>>14643051
So are you, but not enough people are complaining.

[Anonymous No.14643132]

>>14642575

It's a food fetish thing. Nothing about food.

[Anonymous No.14643133]

>>14643059
Mukbangers effectively ruined what eating ASMR used to be.
ASMR, in general, has been ruined by the mainstream media. It never was a fetish.

[Anonymous No.14643146]

[Anonymous No.14643155]

>>14643146
The fuck is that? An emu?

[Anonymous No.14643164]

>>14642288
Damn that would be one great refeed for a 1 week fasting

[Anonymous No.14643173]

>>14643155
HIS NAME'S WALLACE! HE'S AN ARSEHOLE

[Anonymous No.14643180]

>>14643123
sounds like you're biased against the korean master race, weeb

[Anonymous No.14643181]

>>14642537
by going yes do that thing you contribute nothing you capitalist horsehair worm. money restricts action, it does not motivate it. Even people who earn their money get it from people who dont.

[Anonymous No.14643189]

>>14642499
why her head shaped like a mii

[Anonymous No.14643193]

>>14643180
I hate them both equally but ok faggot
Have fun simping over a literal retard tho

[Anonymous No.14643198]

[Anonymous No.14643206]

>>14643146
thats fuckin crazy i'd try that

[Anonymous No.14643208]

>>14642463
lel

[Anonymous No.14643230]

>>14642744
>australian """"humour""""

[Anonymous No.14643244]

>>14642424
this is a highway robbery. you can buy 30 sheets of gold leaf on amazon for the same price

[Anonymous No.14643322]

>>14642581
Anyone have the other cheesemonger video where he just pops the wheel apart with two blades?

[Anonymous No.14643375]

>>14642581
I can't but feel like using a wire to cut down the middle would be both faster and easier.

[Anonymous No.14643397]

>>14643180
you are both pathetic. there is no justification for eating animals alive.

[Anonymous No.14643422]

>>14642387
You seem mad about something ;).

[Anonymous No.14643427]

>>14643422
Is this you?
https://www.reddit.com/r/soylent/comments/7yxkjq/i_legitimately_hurt_my_hand_trying_to_get_the/

[Anonymous No.14643444]

>>14642421
>I just hate wasting money on overpriced things.
That's like the main reason for being rich

[Anonymous No.14643446]

>>14642754
>someone enjoys manly shit
>LE MUST BE A COPE BECAUSE IM A GIANT SOI FAGGOT
>SURELY NO ONE ACTUALY ENJOYS THIS
Cope harder faggot

[Anonymous No.14643449]

>>14643078
You are a rapist.

[Anonymous No.14643460]

>>14643427
I think that's your site baby predator sloppa taco.

[Anonymous No.14643473]

>>14643427
Back to lReddit.

[Anonymous No.14643488]

>>14643397
as long as the animal's death serves a legitimate purpose it is justified

[Anonymous No.14643493]

>>14643155
no, it's a emu and ostrich hybrid bird called an emstrich, They can get up to 11 feet tall and they have a 6 foot wingspan.

[Anonymous No.14643502]

>>14643488
Found the insect person

[Anonymous No.14643507]

>>14643488
watching bug people eat live animals is disgusting, it's really pathetic that this is what you weebs jack off to now.

[Anonymous No.14643563]

>>14643102
Aren't Octopi really sentient and smart? That's pretty fucked of her to eat them raw like that

[Anonymous No.14643572]

>>14643563
They're more intelligent and sentient than your average Chinaman or SEAmonkey.

[Anonymous No.14643595]

>>14642387
>soibotmystrengthiswaning.exe

[Anonymous No.14643604]

>>14642498
i dunno whats more pathetic

this weaksauce attempt at new bait, or the easily triggered that fell for it. 3/10, points for subtle dad's hat

[Anonymous No.14643666]

>>14643563
they wouldn't sell them alive if they weren't meant to be eaten that way as an option

[Anonymous No.14643677]

>>14642288
It's aight

[Anonymous No.14643680]

>>14642288
how much would it normally cost for that product not in meme packaging?

[Anonymous No.14643747]

>>14642499
>>14642396
>>14643189
watch again closely, especially the ice cream webm
it's a filter to alter their faces
fucking creepy, all these fucking internet whores

[Anonymous No.14643751]

>>14642696
God, shit like this is fucking stupid.

[Anonymous No.14643754]

>>14642490
rich people hate it too y'know

[Anonymous No.14643760]

>>14642381
I just realized why the other fighter is ice climbers, kek.

[Anonymous No.14643764]

>>14643751
I just hope all those ingredients don't get wasted afterward
but who am I kidding

[Anonymous No.14643787]

>>14642463
IT'S LIKE A TOY YOU CAN EAT!

[Anonymous No.14643795]

>>14642767
how does he get out tho

[Anonymous No.14643798]

>>14642429
why do chinese people have to turn their desserts into a weird gummy paste

[Anonymous No.14643804]

>>14643033
>defend the peanut butter

[Anonymous No.14643808]

>>14642670
sometimes it feels like some (few, but still) people are looking for a fetish on purpose, like it was cool to have one or something

[Anonymous No.14643815]

>>14643422
haha, nah, baby boy. i was mocking weak losers who need extra help to open their specially formulated mush/slop. catch up with the times, dummy, read a book or two, you won't be so slow.

[Anonymous No.14643885]

>>14643563
Literally the only animal that can screw open a lid on a jar.

[Anonymous No.14643903]

>>14642498
the hand gun is for dessert

[Anonymous No.14643960]

>entire thread is some faggot posting webms of an insectoid gook eating living creatures
Start over.

[Anonymous No.14643982]

[Anonymous No.14643990]

>>14642599
It's actually whipped mayonnaise, bit it's for shock factor

[Anonymous No.14643992]

>>14642387
Wasn't there a.picture of something similar?

[Anonymous No.14643996]

>>14642824
>patty with grill lines
Oh momma yeah
>cooked with cheese on top
Oh YEAH
>steamed in one of those steel bowls
OH HELL YEAH
>banana bread
Little weird but...I could dig it
>bacon
Aw hell yeah back to basics
>peanut butter
Wait
>chocolate sauce
No stop
>jam
What the fuck are you doing

[Anonymous No.14644029]

>>14643795
He doesn't

[Anonymous No.14644035]

>>14643375
It's actually illegal to use a cheese cutting wire outside of the Nord-Pas-de-Calais region.

[Anonymous No.14644046]

>>14644035
Will the cheese police arrest me?
>You're under arrest for illegal cheese cutting methods!
>Drat! How'd you catch me?
>You had a...wire on you.
>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6YMPAH67f4o

[Anonymous No.14644068]

>>14642436
that one frame when she kissed it

[Anonymous No.14644071]

>>14643078

jack has way better teeth than I have

[Anonymous No.14644076]

>>14643146

i bet locking in all those juices to simmer itself in while it cooks makes that bird juicy as fuck

[Anonymous No.14644078]

>>14643751
Little kids love slapstick. Little kids love HowToBasic. Little kids love Gumball. It's genius, actually.

[Anonymous No.14644087]

>>14643146
i dont think ive seen this guy make something bad even once

[Anonymous No.14644108]

>>14643747
Holy shit. I felt like something was off but couldn't find what. Weird times.

[Anonymous No.14644141]

>>14642498
I love this pasta because:

>work harder and get a real american car

Toyota pickups are more expensive lol

[Anonymous No.14644212]

[Anonymous No.14644229]

>>14642575
>>14642638
>>14642719
her fucking nose is disgusting

[Anonymous No.14644406]

>>14642387
grim

[Anonymous No.14644468]

>>14642499
>when you crank the filters so high your head turns into a lightbulb

[Anonymous No.14644501]

>>14643996
death.

[Anonymous No.14644518]

>>14642581
this is up there with washing rice for 5+ years levels of pretentious. literally zero difference in getting a big knife and cutting down the center

[Anonymous No.14644533]

>>14642606
The whole point of the show is to laugh at a financially irresponsible black person. You gotta show his expressions.

[Anonymous No.14644545]

>>14642754
Isn't that the asian schitzo that keeps posting that image?

[Anonymous No.14644547]

>>14643059
>furries
>normal
What kind of cesspool do you live in to assume your average person thinks yiff is normal.

[Anonymous No.14644639]

>>14644229
That's most likely the result of a bad nose job.

[Anonymous No.14644646]

>>14642296
>tfw even if you make enough money to buy these drinks you'll never be classy enough to get into the clubs and private bars they serve it in

[Anonymous No.14644669]

>>14642435
not sure if porn or some weird ad for a toaster

[Anonymous No.14644680]

>>14643146
he looks so proud and happy

[Anonymous No.14644707]

>>14642288
Calling it a bento is retarded

[Anonymous No.14644729]

>>14642463
Wagyu beef is also like 90% fat and looks fucking disgusting. I could easily afford it- they've failed to sell it to me.

>>14644646
You realize you can hire a bartender and they'll make you whatever you want, right?

[Anonymous No.14644744]

>>14644669
Probably some mix between asmr + mukbang

[Anonymous No.14644761]

>>14644646
Why the FUCK does EVERYTHING need to be folded over 1000 times in Japan. Can't they just crack open a can? What do they even know about alcohol?

[Anonymous No.14644763]

>>14644761
>Japan
>What do they even know about alcohol?
quite a bit actually

[Anonymous No.14644789]

>>14644763
What exactly do they know?

[Anonymous No.14644830]

>>14642498
a newer copypasta? ive seen a few using this image

[Anonymous No.14644840]

>>14644141
Even more so when you realise the pistol is a Swiss import.....

[Anonymous No.14644842]

>>14644729
>dude just buy a personal bartender bro
It's not the same. Getting served in an elite club among fellow elites in an incomparable experience one cannot earn; one must be born into it.

[Anonymous No.14644849]

>>14644761
The flashiness and deliberate overdoing unironically makes it taste better, simply due to the placebo effect.

[Anonymous No.14644850]

>>14643198
So basically this is cornpasta?

[Anonymous No.14644887]

>>14643680
beef in jappan is prohibitively expensive in the first place, so probably only about 300 less dollareydoos

[Anonymous No.14644928]

>>14642606
cuz 2chainz be sexy af

[Anonymous No.14644984]

>>14644646

[Anonymous No.14645144]

>>14642767
>filename

Kek good job anon

[Anonymous No.14645153]

>>14643760
>doesn't read filenames immediately
what the? new in town?

[Anonymous No.14645166]

>>14642435
I like Breville appliances.

Their customer service is garbage, unfortunately.

[Anonymous No.14645171]

>>14642575

These are so hot!

[Anonymous No.14645178]

>>14642502
You have to understand, on this board manbabies shit their pants about having to pay $6 for a burger at 5 Guys.

[Anonymous No.14645198]

>>14642424
>$13 for an ice cream cone
Oy vey, I'd never.

Also the asian bitch needs to fuck off.

[Anonymous No.14645211]

>>14642435
That's a dude

[Anonymous No.14645223]

>>14645171
a woman this beautiful can make anything hot

[Anonymous No.14645280]

>>14644639
Yeah i'd like the European power socket

[Anonymous No.14645324]

>>14642498
>kimbercrap

[Anonymous No.14645339]

>>14642696
Throw some Doritos and lime on it and Mexicans would eat it.

[Anonymous No.14645370]

>>14642387
Wtf is wrong with his hand?

[Anonymous No.14645379]

>>14643422
Do you think this has ever fooled anyone? That by pre-emptively calling someone mad when they make fun of you you're not making it completely obvious that you're seething hard as fuck?

[Anonymous No.14645391]

>>14643446
There's enjoying stuff that's supposedly manly, and then enjoying it because it's manly.
The former is fine, the latter is forced and obvious insecurity. I don't eat steaks because it makes me masculine, I do it because I like how steaks taste. I don't shoot guns because it makes me masculine, I do it because it's fun. The most masculine thing you can do is whatever you want without feeling the need to use it for some form of social credit.

[Anonymous No.14645404]

>>14643446
Taking pictures of your food to post on facebook for upvotes is the exact opposite of manly.

[Anonymous No.14645417]

>>14645339
Mexicans are awful.

[Anonymous No.14645463]

>>14643173
kek

[Anonymous No.14645474]

>>14644212
this webm has layers

[Anonymous No.14645482]

>>14643230
I laughed

[Anonymous No.14645483]

>>14644646
tha fuck do i need that fag for tho?

[Anonymous No.14645494]

>>14642424
This is what poor people think rich people like

[Anonymous No.14645511]

>>14645211
I hope so because it's kinda hot and I don't get excited about w*men

[Anonymous No.14645512]

>>14642537
Authority is inevitable, true anarchy is unsustainable because groups always form, and those groups will need leadership to function.

[Anonymous No.14645560]

>>14645379
You wouldn't reply and insult me if you weren't mad ;)

[Anonymous No.14645657]

>>14643604
Clearly you are triggered as well so

[Anonymous No.14645682]

>>14643111
afaik He actually helped them do this.

[Anonymous No.14645691]

>>14643146
Why is Ben Shapiro so happy?

[Anonymous No.14645789]

>>14643375
Does that work with hard cheeses like parm?

[Anonymous No.14646053]

>>14642530
It's called mukbang and it's the food equivalent of losers watching vidya streamers and pretending that they're friends with them. Even as a damn near shut-in I've never been so lonely as to see the appeal.

[Anonymous No.14646083]

>>14646053
Video games are at least interesting to watch. Eating is not.

[Anonymous No.14646133]

>>14642421
its $2,800 for the entire cow... cooked to perfection and delivered right to your door.... how is that over priced? you're paying for some of the best meat in japan lol.. retard american

[Anonymous No.14646141]

>>14646133
>whole cow
>nine pounds of beef
Damn cows in japan must be tiny as fuck.

[Anonymous No.14646144]

>>14646083
Video games are not interesting to watch. Both of these are activities best done yourself and are not enjoyable vicariously.

[Anonymous No.14646149]

>>14642575
You're a disgusting animal with a mental illness and should be shot in the head.

[Anonymous No.14646192]

>>14644212

[Anonymous No.14646201]

[Anonymous No.14646203]

imagine paying $2000 for something you can buy the ingredients or and make at home for a quarter of the price

>people with more money than common sense ITT

[Anonymous No.14646214]

>>14646203
>Quarter
More like 1/20th. No way that's more than $100 worth of meat.

[Anonymous No.14646217]

>>14646192
Damm that's hot. I would love to see his benis

[Anonymous No.14646220]

>>14643189
>>14643747
Asian cultures, especially china and korea worship certain face shapes. having an egg shaped head here your chin and jaw line come down to a point is what a LOT of women ask for with plastic surgery. Korea's got one of the highest rates of plastic surgery. They're obsessed with all looking the same way. It's creepy.

[Anonymous No.14646224]

>>14646201
>whitepeopletryingtocookfish.exe

[Anonymous No.14646226]

>>14646201
This video always makes me angry.

[Anonymous No.14646230]

>>14646214
You could be right. I was factoring in that it was probably fancy beef from fancy places that charge an arm and a leg for a small chunk at grocery stores.

[Anonymous No.14646250]

>>14646141
They are.

[Anonymous No.14646253]

>>14646230
I think they said 9 lbs of meet in there. $10/lb gets you some pretty good beef in the US at least. Shit even filet mignon doesn't go for more than $80/lb. So if that WHOLE TRAY was filet mignon you'd just about be at 1/4th the price.

[Anonymous No.14646258]

>>14646220
Bottom left before looks like kim jong un's sister

[Anonymous No.14646270]

>>14646224
>white

[Anonymous No.14646271]

>>14646253
Except it's Wagyu, which is about $200 a pound.

[Anonymous No.14646276]

>>14646253
Yeah. Knowing japan though, it's probably organic special breed kobe beef from the sacred mountains of ancient monk-raised cattle farm. The beef was probably massaged every day and bathed in beer every night.

I dunno, Japan is it's own biggest hype-beast.

[Anonymous No.14646284]

>>14642288
fuck bootlickers

[Anonymous No.14646311]

>>14646271
Still only gets you to $1800 even if you buy their stupid overpriced beef.

[Anonymous No.14646352]

>>14646311
Rice, sauces, cooking, container, delivery. It's not that outrageous.

[Anonymous No.14646366]

>>14646352
>Rice
You mean the shit you can get in a 5 lb. bag for $10?

[Anonymous No.14646369]

>>14643120
too salty

[Anonymous No.14646391]

>>14646141
They're folded over 9000 times.

[Anonymous No.14646415]

>>14646366
$10? You're paying too much.

[Anonymous No.14646534]

>>14646415
It doesn't matter, you're arguing with a communist who doesn't believe in the concept of profit.

[Anonymous No.14646578]

>>14646534
I don't care about y'all's argument, I just wanted to point that out.

[Anonymous No.14646582]

>>14646578
>y'all

[Anonymous No.14646583]

>>14646534
>Disparaging over priced nipp steak makes me a communist.

[Anonymous No.14646599]

>>14646582
Yes it's a contraction of "you" and "all", and it's in the Oxford dictionary.

[Anonymous No.14646615]

>>14644533
im really mad a black guy can get that rich while im white and hardworking but stuck in poverty bc liberal professors flunked me out of school

[Anonymous No.14646627]

>>14643146
who is this guy? this is like the third webm I've seen of him cooking giant food but i have no idea where to find more of his stuff

[Anonymous No.14646647]

>>14646599
Hello newfriend
only twitter and reddit transplants use y'all, it's a dead giveaway

[Anonymous No.14646653]

>>14646534
>not wanting to pay laborers more than they deserve
>communist
okay retard

[Anonymous No.14646670]

>>14646647
I'm from Texas faggot, what the hell kinda cope is this?

[Anonymous No.14646728]

>>14646599
you can contract you and all but you can't contract your all or all of your

[Anonymous No.14646747]

>>14646670
Texas is the second gayest state in the union

[Anonymous No.14646753]

>>14646670
You now what they say, only two things come from Texas; steers and queers. And I haven't met a cow yet who can type.

[Anonymous No.14646765]

>>14646582
Holy shit, she's had a lot of plastic surgery done.

[Anonymous No.14646771]

>>14644646
I went to a place like this in ginza with a backpack a dirty joy Division shirt and a hobo beard cause I was traveling through Japan. It was p good

[Anonymous No.14646777]

>>14646753
What did he do to prompt that reaction?

[Anonymous No.14646785]

>>14646728
What does that have to do with anything?
>>14646747
>>14646753
Jealousy only hurts y'all.

[Anonymous No.14646796]

>>14646777
he had his benis out

[Anonymous No.14646803]

>>14646777
He was an incel and made eye contact with her

[Anonymous No.14646806]

>>14646796
>>14646777
Turns out he had a really loud horn he blasted when she grabbed the credit card and said, "You're not getting your drink today," before throwing it at him.

[Anonymous No.14646807]

>>14646615
>black guy being irresponsible with money
>assuming he's rich
Kek. Black culture is buying your groceries for the month in food stamps while walking around in a $2,000 pair of Nikes.

[Anonymous No.14646875]

>>14644680
I can't imagine honestly enjoying life like that. How the fuck does that work?

[Anonymous No.14647038]

>>14646875
Being proud and happy? Well when you're good at something, you feel good.

[Anonymous No.14647048]

>>14642288
does anyone have that webm where they mixed mc-nuggets with milk, put it in a blender, froze it, then made rolls out of them?

[Anonymous No.14647051]

>>14647048
WAIT NO IT WAS A BURGER NOT MCNGGETS

[Anonymous No.14647064]

>>14642424
Good in food is dumb, it doesnt even have a taste

[Anonymous No.14647080]

>>14647048
>>14647051
it was a video of a fast food burger being cut up multiple times, mixed with milk and then frozen (pushed into a paste) then a roll

[Anonymous No.14647088]

>>14642424
>$13
Gold costs 2 grand an ounce, there's no way that whole thing of foil is entirely gold if they can sell that much of it for only 13 bucks and remain profitable. Chinks be scammin

[Anonymous No.14647091]

>>14646875
What do you live for? If your answer is "nothing," that's exactly why. Purpose gets bandied about far too often, like some ultimate goal or a higher plane of existence. The truth is, find something you enjoy and find a way to enrich your life with it. Some people are practiced piano players but their day job is some call center. Some draw. For others, their vocation IS what enriches their life. It could be a hobby, a side gig, your main job, even just being the pillar of your family and friend circle, being the person they can always come to for counsel.

Nietzsche said it best: "He who has a why to live can bear almost any how."

[Anonymous No.14647099]

>>14642288
>$2800
>Padded with rice
/:

[Anonymous No.14647103]

>>14647099
The only emoticon we allow here is the green face, newfriend.
>_<

[Anonymous No.14647107]

>>14647088
That sheet is probably 0.01 of an ounce.

[Anonymous No.14647110]

>>14647103
Oh... ( ._.)

[Anonymous No.14647119]

>>14647107
1 hundredth of 2 grand is 20 bucks, that's still a loss.

[Anonymous No.14647129]

>>14647119
Here you go autist, tiny bit of google.

[Anonymous No.14647145]

>>14644763
>Muh Hibiki, distilled over 1000 times

[Anonymous No.14647174]

>>14647129
>3.15 inch
I know chinks are small, but I'm sure they're not so small that that sheet almost the size of the guy's whole hand is only 3 inches long.
And this looks a lot thinner to me than the one in the webm.
They be scammin.

[Anonymous No.14647193]

>>14647174
25 sheets at that price is $1.64. Let's say you're right and you double the size to $3.28. At $13.00 you're still making a hefty profit. Hell you could triple that and you're doing fine still.

You're bad at math and bad at economics.

[Anonymous No.14647261]

>>14647119
You can beat gold leaf to about 0.1 micron. It is insanely thin

[Anonymous No.14647268]

>>14644680
>>14646875
>he's doing a big smile, so he must be happy!
I bet you're the type of people who think celebrities are all happy because they smile in photos all the time

[Anonymous No.14647276]

>>14647174
>>14647193

[Anonymous No.14647311]

>>14647088
>>14647107
>>14647119
>>14647129
>>14647174
Let's say it's 6x6". That seems quite big but whatever. Gold leaf is about 0.1 micron to 0.125 microns thick. We'll assume 0.125. that's about 0.000005 inches. 6*6*0.000005 inches of gold would weigh 0.0018 troy ounces. Current price of gold is 1,964.77 USD per ounce. 1964.77 * 0.0018 = $3.54 per sheet (again, we overestimated the sheet size, they're usually smaller)... Even if a company selling leaf takes 100% profit, that's still only gonna be just over $7 a leaf. Plus a few cents of cone and ice cream? Yeah that's pretty good. Thanks for coming to my TED talk

[Anonymous No.14647418]

>>14642288
Half a lb of high grade meat for 150$ for 18 people sounds fine

[Anonymous No.14647433]

>>14644729
You're probably the kind of british faggot who eats unseasoned tenderloin for 500$ per gram

[Anonymous No.14647440]

>>14647311
explain this nigger

[Anonymous No.14647452]

>>14647311
Also 36*5e-6 is 1.8e-4, not e-3. That's 35 cents per sheet. That's 25 cent + 10 cent per sheet in case your mutt brain can't understand numbers

[Anonymous No.14647468]

>>14643815
I mean...it's useful for people with injuries, illnesses, old people, etc.

[Anonymous No.14647483]

>>14645483
Who else is gonna make the drink

[Anonymous No.14647488]

>>14643422
Checked. Based retard.

[Anonymous No.14647492]

>>14645280
Pfft

[Anonymous No.14647509]

>>14642581
cheesemaker here, we use big a big machete and push down the blade with both hands

[Anonymous No.14647519]

>>14646806
Kek, what a grumpy bitch. He should've gone round again with his benis out like the other guy said.

[Anonymous No.14647540]

>>14647519
Remeber to never make a woman the butt of your joke, it won't end well.

[Anonymous No.14647553]

[Anonymous No.14647564]

>>14644533
>>14642714
>>14642606
it's 2chainz and it's a show on vice, which is actually pretty good since he subtly shits on a lot of them for how ridiculous this shit is
he literally just gets high, let's them show off their expensive bullshit, may make fun of them/the product, and then he gets free shit and it's actually pretty comfy

[Anonymous No.14647567]

>>14647064
I don't know about you, but I like my food to have some good in it. Why would you eat food that's not good?

[Anonymous No.14647577]

>>14647553
Seems cool for parties or something. But the drinks have to be higher than bar price.

[Anonymous No.14647580]

>>14642575
she pukes it all out during the jump cuts

[Anonymous No.14647588]

>>14643982
>How to make asphalt

[Anonymous No.14647630]

>>14647564
I hate vice and generally hate "most expensive" culture but I watched it on youtube anyway and was mildly impressed by how they did the gimmick. I thought it was going to be "look at the black rapper being uncultured" but he subtly flipped the tables and made them look like the blingy bling minstrels all the while wearing his ridiculous rap outfit

[Anonymous No.14647639]

>>14647580
nope, asian women just have the fastest metabolisms
plus the food she's eating is healthy and she doesn't eat like this every day

[Anonymous No.14647646]

This mentally ill weeb with the thousand asian girl eating webms needs a range ban.

[Anonymous No.14647659]

>>14645417
Yee that's a bit near m8. I don't like that part of Mexican culture tbf.

[Anonymous No.14647684]

>>14643198
And the Italians get mad at Americans for what we do with their food.

[Anonymous No.14647696]

>>14647440
It's Canada

[Anonymous No.14647699]

>webm thread derailed by economics talk
Ebin

[Anonymous No.14647708]

>>14647452
You might be right yeah. I didn't check my working so much

[Anonymous No.14647710]

>>14642498
>My Mazda CX-3 is faster, more fun to drive, and is way better equipped for half the price
>Also won't be rusted out in 5 years like a ford

[Anonymous No.14647711]

>>14643666
>eating it whole
what if it bites on the way down?

[Anonymous No.14647740]

>>14644761
This is the kind of place you'd want, and it's great too.

[Anonymous No.14647765]

>>14645483
>Doesn't want to enjoy an expensive stogie with his drink
How gay are you?

[Anonymous No.14647770]

>>14643666
Is that what you think about dogs too?

[Anonymous No.14647781]

>>14646615
>im really mad a black guy can get that rich while im white and hardworking but stuck in poverty bc liberal professors flunked me out of school
Yep, keep blaming everyone but yourself.

[Anonymous No.14647803]

>>14646615

That is your own fault, you idiot. Also liberal professors don't exist in the STEM field. I studied electrical engineering and computer science and not once did any one give a fuck about your race, just your ability to get the work done.

My electives were teh classes I was able to coast by on, though. I remember taking a class in mass media, literally didn't do shit the entire year, made up an excuse that the professor accepted, did a semester worth of assignments in like 3 weeks, and gave a final presentation on fake news.

[Anonymous No.14647823]

>>14643493
I looked this up and its a lie

[Anonymous No.14647835]

>>14646615
Not much of a master race huh?

[Anonymous No.14647847]

>>14647646
Doggy!

[Anonymous No.14647856]

>>14642412
You're right. It's not really about the beef. It's about how much it costs.

[Anonymous No.14647923]

>>14646647
fuck you i say ya'll all the time too. Just because you're some jew york faggot who says "yous guys" doesn't mean "yall" is reddit.

[Anonymous No.14648053]

>>14647740
Unironically yes, that looks amazing

[Anonymous No.14648088]

>>14647803
>just your ability to get the work done
That doesnt get you a job though

[Anonymous No.14648150]

>>14648088
That, a degree, and some free labour for a years does.

[Anonymous No.14648207]

>>14647639
>nope, asian women just have the fastest metabolisms
no they just don't eat like pigs

[Anonymous No.14648439]

>>14642429
Why do chinks eat sloppy messy ass foods

[Anonymous No.14648464]

>>14642296
>All these Veblen alcohols
Truly a bugman tastelet

[Anonymous No.14648496]

>>14643996
>Wait
Peanut butter is actually really good on burgers, jam can be as well if it's spicy. Chocolate and Banana bread can fuck off tho

[Anonymous No.14648509]

>>14642463
Do you think Happy Hot Dog Man is happy towards the premise of being boiled alive and then consumed?

[Anonymous No.14648513]

>>14647553
They sell this shit in pouches, you have to freeze them then open it, it's cheap as fuck

[Anonymous No.14648516]

>>14648509
It is Happy hot Dog Man's purpose in life. There is no higher form of happiness.

[Anonymous No.14648520]

>>14648207
>don't eat like pigs
Are you blind, anon?

[Anonymous No.14648530]

>>14646582
I bet they didn't survive covid

[Anonymous No.14648539]

>>14646284
I own my apartment, seethe more renties

[Anonymous No.14648541]

>>14643102
I think now I want an asian gf.

[Anonymous No.14648547]

>>14648539
>Apartment
lmao, you don't own anything unless you own the land it's on. Freedom is owning a home, buddy.

[Anonymous No.14648548]

>>14645417
Name one single reason this can be premade and sold in a gallon bottle

[Anonymous No.14648553]

>>14648547
You don't own that land, you rent it from the government.

[Anonymous No.14648554]

>>14643488
Are Korean males the most beta of all men?

[Anonymous No.14648562]

>>14643982
>Try to make oreo brownie
>It tastes like dry oreo and milk mush
>The consistency is oreo and milk mush
Wow

[Anonymous No.14648567]

>>14648547
Enjoy your wooden cage in the middle of nowhere that gets destroyed in a heavy storm

[Anonymous No.14648571]

>>14648516
I bet these are amazing even if I understand how disgusting they are. It's a simultaneous feeling of repulsion and basal, primal hunger that humans try to distance themselves from.

[Anonymous No.14648578]

>>14648516
You have to eat that fast before it solidifies.

[Anonymous No.14648581]

>>14648567
I own a cozy little home in a city. It's pretty nice. 2 bedrooms and 1 bathroom with a nice screened in porch to chill on.

[Anonymous No.14648588]

>>14646753
>You now what they say, only two things come from Texas; steers and queers. And I haven't met a cow yet who can type.

Texans have to be the dumbest niggers, Texan women especially are stupid af, they make Florida crackers look smart.

[Anonymous No.14648628]

>>14648553
>dorito bread
wonder if he learned that in prison

[Anonymous No.14648639]

>>14642638
bitches nose looks like skeletor. Also, what's up with korean females fore(5)heads?

[Anonymous No.14648641]

>>14645560
factually incorrect

[Anonymous No.14648643]

>>14642670
You actually have to watch out for normies. They are the biggest fags of all.

[Anonymous No.14648673]

>>14642767
>filename

nice.

[Anonymous No.14648689]

>>14644046
lost

[Anonymous No.14648706]

>>14644046
keksimus maximus

[Anonymous No.14648749]

>>14647553
n

[Anonymous No.14648751]

>>14645370
Soy

[Anonymous No.14648795]

>>14644229
>>14648639
there's nothing wrong with her nose, she's a 10

[Anonymous No.14648802]

>>14648795
You are officially banned from posting in any of my threads ever again.

[Anonymous No.14649086]

>>14648516
Only in Wisconsin could "we put a ton of butter on it" be a burger flavor.

[Anonymous No.14649130]

>>14648795
you must be really lonely to find that attractive, just saying. the amount of plastic surgery and makeup is obvious. just go away, australian.

[Anonymous No.14649420]

>>14646224
I'm pretty sure that was recorded in America anon

[Anonymous No.14649489]

>>14643798
They are cum conoisseurs

[Anonymous No.14649684]

>>14642381
High speed matcha flavored mochi pounding. If you're ever in Japan, it's worth catching one of their shows at their mochi shop.

[Anonymous No.14649688]

>>14645370
Birth defect, I knew a guy who had hands like that.

[Anonymous No.14649699]

>>14644518
This kind of treatment is reserved for premium luxury cheese that costs like $30 a pound.

[Anonymous No.14649701]

>>14644984
Kayama-san is not just a bartender. He's a goddamn artisan.

[Anonymous No.14649706]

>>14646415
I buy rice in 50 pounds sacks for like $30.

[Anonymous No.14649783]

>>14647038
> 'varkin erryday

[Anonymous No.14649952]

>>14649706
I'm happy for you.

[Anonymous No.14649960]

>>14649706
Wait, that would cost more per pound than my pic? You're getting ripped off.

[Anonymous No.14650081]

>>14642584
ASMR is a thing but not everyone experiences it, it's okay if you don't.

[Anonymous No.14650126]

>>14642463
>here purchase this $20 plastic casing that literally makes 4 simple slices into a bologna finger and puts a face on it

[Anonymous No.14650139]

>>14650126
Oh, you think this product is dumb? The rest of us thought it was the coolest thing in the world. I'm glad you shared your unique and insightful opinion.

[Anonymous No.14650158]

>>14650139
i bet u had so many friends in highschool

[Anonymous No.14650168]

>>14650158
I bet you were diagnosed autistic.