/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.14640505]

this shit is literal poison, why would you drink this?

[Anonymous No.14640507]

You have to be over 18 to post on 4chan, tastelet

[Anonymous No.14640526]

whats wrong with drinking poison

[Anonymous No.14640585]

>>14640505
because I want to fucking die but I'm too much of a pussy for real poison

[Anonymous No.14640608]

>>14640505
tasty

[Anonymous No.14640619]

>>14640507
eat your prunes boomer

[Anonymous No.14640704]

>>14640505
I liek 2 poop :)

[Anonymous No.14642102]

>>14640507
cringe

[Anonymous No.14642105]

Makes me less sleepy. Tasty.

[Anonymous No.14642130]

CAFA

[Anonymous No.14642142]

>>14640505
covfefe

[Anonymous No.14642901]

>>14640507
>calling people tastelet
coffee literally dulls your taste buds

[Anonymous No.14642911]

>>14640505
For the same reason use other poisons on themselves: using a low risk does has fun side effects.

[Anonymous No.14642922]

It's actually good for you in moderation.

[Anonymous No.14642926]

I would support any foreign war that ensured that the international supply of coffee continued. I love that shit.

[Anonymous No.14642944]

>>14642926
CAWFEE

[Anonymous No.14643714]

>>14640505
I'm sensitive to caffeine like my heart starts tightening in my chest and I start feeling panicky. This shit literally feels like I drank poison. For most people though it makes them feel good and also it has health benefits so I wouldn't call it poison.

[Anonymous No.14643721]

>>14640505
It's got that good ol umami mouthfeel you know

[Anonymous No.14643734]

Im absolutely not a morning person so I make iced coffee before driving to work so I dont fall asleep on the Parkway and cause a massive pileup.

[Anonymous No.14643744]

>>14640505
retard, kill yourself

[Anonymous No.14644134]

>>14640505
Because it isnt poison, and is delicious.

[Anonymous No.14644144]

>>14642142
I unironically just realized this is definitely what that bastard was trying to type
Why the fuck is the media so retarded and gay that when something like this happens it gets painted in such a negative light when it’s endearing to see your president act like a normal human being, it’s a damn shame.

[Anonymous No.14644147]

>>14640505
It has a nice texture

[Anonymous No.14644152]

>>14643734
You fall asleep immediately after having to wake up? You could just try sleeping more, jesus. I used to work graveyard and only seldom would I begin to fall asleep on the way home, and typically this was resolved by opening a window and blasting myself with 40 degree air. Stop being such a pussy and get over your gay little addiction, it’s probably the only reason you have this problem.

[Anonymous No.14644154]

Coffee smells wonderful but tastes bitter, but it's also a good source of caffeine with no calories.

[Anonymous No.14644161]

>>14644144
It's about as endearing as a kid with down's playing with plastic bricks

[Anonymous No.14644164]

>>14644154
>a good source of caffeine
Your caffeine-addled brain copes with addiction by pretending it’s some kind of essential nutrient, huh?

[Anonymous No.14644169]

>>14642944
GWEEN TEA

[Anonymous No.14644170]

>>14644144
>I am retarded pleas rape my face

[Anonymous No.14644171]

>>14644161
A typo? You realize everyone makes those, right? Because you’re effectively calling yourself a kid with down’s playing with plastic bricks, especially because you can’t even type downs correctly you silly boy.

[Anonymous No.14644172]

>>14644144
>despite the negative press coffee
I suppose he intended to write "French" instead of "negative"? Anyway, people just made fun of it as they would make fun of any public figure who fucks up. The vitriol was saved for other tweets.

[Anonymous No.14644182]

>>14644161
>>14644171
Jesus you even fooled me, it’s literally just Down syndrome. God you really must have an extra chromosome.
>>14644172
Maybe he intended to type, “coffee is still good” and then it ended early. Who knows. Don’t know what else he could’ve been typing.

[Anonymous No.14644634]

>>14642901
[citation needed]

>>14644164
He didn't say caffeine is a nutrient or imply he was addicted to caffeine.

[Anonymous No.14644689]

>>14640507
Haha based boomer

[Anonymous No.14644695]

>>14640505
so is alcohol, anything spicy, and even water if you drink too much of it

[Anonymous No.14644715]

>>14640505
wait what's wrong with coffee?

[Anonymous No.14644733]

>>14644152
Dude fuck graveyard shift, I did it for three years and felt like a zombie for most of that time. Horrible social life, completely mangled sleep cycle, days where your body tells you you're not sleeping and you go to work awake for 30hr, and the knowledge that since you work as an antisocial vampire no one in management will ever know you or care to promote you. The only good thing was unlimited coffee at my desk, used to do 3-5 cups a shift and quickly became addicted to that shit. Now I'm a NEET and life is glorious.

[Anonymous No.14644736]

>>14644715
Nothing faggot, just don't be an absolute retard and drink 10ltrs of the shit

[Anonymous No.14644790]

It's nice to have at a cafe with breakfast. Iced coffees are great for lunch on the go.

[Anonymous No.14644822]

>>14640505
reduces chances of alzheimers

[Anonymous No.14644848]

>>14640505
Coffee is great. Only problem I have with it is the teeth staining.

[Anonymous No.14644943]

>>14644152

You don't understand, for my entire life even before my parents let me have caffeine after about 4 to 5 hours of sleep my body just wakes up and can almost never go back to sleep. I did a two night sleep study at a hospital to find out what the shit was wrong with me and they had no clue, although they found out that I enter bursts of the lightest REM sleep level even though I'm still aware of what is going on around me. I try to sleep more, I went to bed last night at midnight and didnt sleep until around 3:30AM.