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the worst part about this is that he leaves the sticker on
Some loves spiders too much.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJW0JVAzdug
>>14637349that was a roller coaster
>>14637361>tfw you will NEVER meet Ice Cream Turk
>>14637331you mean the best part. At this point I just treat Jack content like a sophisticated prank on /ck/, like he's a genius master of ruse and trickery. The Keyser Soze of youtube cooking shows
>>14637404>>14637412CHI CHIN CHAN CHI
Bruce Willis man
>>14637484best kind of webms
>>14637491want to see this with cheese
>>14637503This kills the crab
>>14637452i can see him in one of those isis videos
>>14637549looks like a cake
>>14637388that fucking filename holy shit im dying
my mukbang waifuif you find a girl who eats like this, marry her immediately
>>14637449>you can see the filters glitching
>>14637549>The cheese is made in Switzerland. Obsessed.
>>14637349>tfw you will never be that entertaining to a crowd
>>14637640this edit was fast
>>14637339I want to stick his head in the deep fryer for concocting that monstrosity.
>>14637327See the webm, wonder if it's Jack, see the shirt, then the title.
>>14637759>He can't handle the Scottish twist Pathetic.
>>14637430Everything about this is criminal.
>>14637458LATINOS DON'T DO BASIC SNACKS... THEY DO OTT DISGUSTING ONES!!
>>14637473This just out me off Steak Tartare... and I fucking love Steak Tartare. Fuck you gook bitch >:(
>>14637486I actually enjoy the look of most of his food, but even I can tell this wouldn't work if all the cheese just oozes out. I really wonder how this would taste.
>>14637618>makes disgusting mcfry mousse>makes simple ketchup caviar>just tears the rest of the shit up on the plateGourmet? The wool is lifted on the gourmet rort even further.
>>14637962J A C K E D
>>14637449>>14637623>the ice cream getting visibly smallerasian """women"""
>>14637349I would have sat him on his ass for fucking with me after the first time.
>I would have sat him on his ass for fucking with me after the first time.
>>14638088Shuuuuut up faggot, you wouldn't do shit.
>>14638088post body cracka
>>14637349I never get tired of this, every time I see it posted I watch it all the way through. based mudblood
>>14637349If that Arab tried that shit in America, he'd be dead within a day.
>>14637327I'm pretty sure jack in a previous life was that guy who tortured people in a dungeon by orders of the king
>>14638123Same, I swear I laugh out loud every time. And it doesn't help that there's always one faggot who says he wants to kick ice cream turk's ass, but I know he wouldn't so much as lift a finger in real life, just be quietly assblasted.
>>14637395for jack, that's not half bad
>>14638128If you let another man treat you like that without knocking him out, then you aren't a real man.
>>14638132Can't handle the banter.
>>14637905Probably tastes good, it's just meat and cheese and seasoning/spices. Doesn't really matter that much whether it comes in a pretty package.
>>14637423didn't expect this
>>14638132only a boy would have a temper tantrum over good fun.
>>14638132"nobody better disrespect me when I'm buying an ice cream cone or I'll hit them"grow up
>>14637484egg smoke... don't breathe this
>>14638195>good funIt's a clear power move and humiliation attempt. Pic related is you when you get bullied.
>>14637388>not Prolapsed Angus
>>14637603He's a communist
>>14637503post the reversed one with the music
>>14637460Does she lose a finger?
>>14637467got the yt link? there's something transfixing about this guy
>>14637345What a thrill....
>>14637988He is architecting a new Tammy
>>14637406>sam the cooking guy
>>14638390I clicked your link but all I'm seeing is gay anime porn
>>14637962jack jr's wife is legit a snack, imagine if i cucked him
>>14638443She's still a teenager--wait a few years and she'll be enormous, especially if she keeps living under the same roof as Ja/ck/
>>14637412this seems extremely unsafe, between their beaks and being alive and able to grab onto you in your throat and suffocate you.
>>14637484I'm that one yolk with the red streak = fertilized. Literally eating rotten rooster cum at that point.
>>14637342this does not look like it would taste very good at all, it actually looks like its one of those recipes thats algorithm driven and
>>14637639>frying corndogs in a shallow pan>oil too cold for frying better add another corndog to lower the temperature even more>constantly burning himself>wrong size container>container too full>obviously wrong batter>flipping them for no reason, spilling the bater everywere>making a mess in the counter>spreading that mess because he cant hold the container while he dips with he dead armhands covered in goopam i missing something?
>>14637388tranny heregod I wish that were me
>>14637639Words cannot describe how much I hate this fucker
>>14638574>tfw no butter churning gf
>>14638508it's their culture, they know how to do it safely
>>14638594It's not their culture to gorge on food on camera. This is a perversion of their eating choices to appeal to foreign audiences or get famous
>>14637905He only made the cheese ooze out for the video
>>14637962Looks like a scene from a modern version of Hansel and Gretel.
>>14638533Jack had 2 functional arms at that point, so his dead arm isn't an excuse.
>>14638580unironically want one
>>14638673The time sure flies.
>>14638594Imagine her eating your asshole
>>14638693fuck. i hate him.
>>14638693>propping the dead arm up on the scooter to make it look functional but it's actually just forming a fist due to paralysis
>>14637388You don't like me cooking?
>>14637385looks gud enough to eat already huhuhuhuh
>>14637460How would you open a coconut only with kitchen supplies? you need at least a hammer
>>14637404>>14637345Why dont they skin them? It would be so much less disgusting if they properly prepared the snakes before cooking
>>14638327And a German musician https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fo3DAhiNKQo
>>14637339Needs a fuck load of mozzarella inside it. 0/10 would not eat.
>>14637349I'd just walk off and drop a crane on the cunt later that day.
>>14637382Heard the dude on the left just got out of prison and the guy on the right is clinically retarded.
>>14638594Is she even enjoying that?
>>14638701asian women are too pure for that>>14638780yes, she loves it
>>14637327I only feel bad for this man.
>>14638801Pity is wasted on Jack
>>14637437Cinnamon rolls are amazing, anon.>>14637618>doesn't even make his own ketchup from scratch>>14637853Cooking steak on a dishwasher is basically a poor man's sous vide. The only mistake he made was using olive oil for high-heat cooking.
>>14638813Olive oil is perfectly fine for high heat cooking, as long as it isn't anything that takes a long time.
>>14638693I really try not to coddle the disabled but he should have enough self respect to accept his limitations and stop making new videos.
>>14638608>appeal to foreign audiencesthis stuff is for their own audiences not foreign lol. I mean, this is why all these corona viruses keep coming out of china, this is just what they do.
>>14637327This is either an elaborate troll or the biggest idiot I've ever seen. He can see directly in front of his face that the apple's too big, yet refuses to cut it or even remove the core. How stupid is he?
>>14638398For the fucking shit Americans eat you would of thought that they have free health care
>>14638778Funfact, it's actually fake and gayThe in-n-out one is staged, and the other dude is just a flaming homosexual
>>14638892Well I don't even know where to begin, anon.
>>14638892Well he isn't a troll at least not in his cooking videos
>>14638913Fun-fact; you didn't read my comment correctly.
>>14637333From what I've heard most of these videos are just random Africans hamming it up for the mzungus in exchange for a "donation". Most of them have cell phones etc and are just acting retarded to get paid
>>14638906On the off chance you are serious, THIS IS GERMAN YOU STUPID FAGGOT!
>>14638701>>14638798Says you, I had a Korean girl eat my ass the other day. Shit was cash and she was good at it.
>>14637345is it true that a properly cooked snake tastes like chicken?
>>14637458>Latinos turn easy portable snack into dripping sack of sloppy shit
>>14637467Is he wearing a rubber shirt?
>>14638998He's probably never been to either continent where those two countries are. Give him a break, will ya.
>>14637328gets me everytime
>>14639040Probably silk and nylon
>>14638608>appeal to foreign audiencestfw when this cuck actually believes this
>"I'm broke and I have to do this for money. Screw you and the "cultural experience" you're having. "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9ahyPmDb7c
>>14637622I bet she gives amazing head
>>14639119>8 years agoThe Egg King probably drowned in poo years ago
>>14638529Oh shit the algorithms got him
>>14637618ok im triggered. this is like those dickheads who put funny shapes in your cappuccino froth.
>>14638409I wish I was a young lad getting so drunk, going with the boys and getting this plate for like $5, eating it in the street with them and then go home with an "allright, see ya"
>>14637622>that big fucking tentaclewhere can I get one of those
>>14638443you'd make a lot of people very happy
>>14639288best one is the bugman who gets his picture taken and printed out on top of his latteJamie, pull that up
>>14637622Jesus that's vile
>>14637450how did he get behind them?
>>14638972No.They aren't.Spend time on volunteer mission logistics.Many don't have the fucking wheel.
>>14638972Heard what? From where?
>>14639758From a random guy in 4chan, obviously.
>>14638737Meat cleaver would work just fine
>>14637399goddamn jack get a non-serrated blade
>>14637503Is this why jews don't eat shellfish?
>>14638798Some r*dditfag made a post saying each tentacle gripper has a "tooth", wouldn't this make it impossible to eat these raw like that?Also I love kalamari, so this looks great.
>>14638529Stupid candlejack pos-
>>14637342umm.. i would... eat that
>>14639195How can he call himself a miser if he's paying for the gas line? Real misers would collect scrap wood and rocks to make a makeshift campfire.
>>14638860nooo i want more content!!!
>>14638693this is just sad
>>14638914why is jack dress like Security from SS13?
>>14639195>thinking American reality TV is real
>>14640341Mr fucking fat cat over here with his """rocks"""
>>14638088>implying you could even touch him when he has that much DEX
>>14637486>smoothly cuts meat>then just shoves it in the grinder
>>14637455stop weeb simp
>>14640556asian women are the cutest eaters
>>14640556Looks like a gook.
>>14637342What the flying frick?
>>14637406honestly thought this was a ja/ck/ webm when he makes the "honey barbecue" sauce. its store bought bbq and honey. This guy is a hack
>>14640488>the incel fears the Turkish BVLL
>>14637423It's cake. It's not really a sponge and dish soap. Lemon cake, sugar syrup and egg whites (for the foam.)
>>14637622there's a rumour that she's actually being held captive somewhere and they force her to eat all this as her only means of nutrition. I believe it
>>14638088weak pussy, you would never even post body let alone try some shit in real life.
>>14638972I can buy that dude no one would fucking eat dirt even the baby is looking at it like what the fuck
>>14640673not true unless these are her captors
>>14639670just for a moment, it looks like he's going to take a decent picturethen his conditioning kicks in
>>14640793>>14637622>>14640604i have never seen something so piglike and unappealing in my entire lifehow is this the most disgusting thing on this entire website?
>>14638680trust me you don't want one, you have to clean them every day or they get moldy super quickly
I come here to learn to cook and all I get is weird shit every time
>>14637458This is why most hispanics hate Mexicans
>>14640857>I come here to learn to cookWhy would someone do something so stupid?
>>14638398>Americans>Obvious German showRent free nigger
>>14640857>i come to the junk food board to learn to cookwhy?
>>14639176food n coomer
>>14638088>no way i could join the army man if they yelled at me like that i'd black out and hit somebody
>>14640670looks like you've cracked the case, Dick
>>14640793why does she look so upset at what she's eating
>>14638693poor bastard still finds a way to fuck up and splash ketchup out of the bowl
>>14639670jesus christ it actually looked like he was going to take a perfectly normal smiling picture and looked fine and then the mouth flew open
>>14638390THIS GUY ACTUALLY THOUGHT THAT IT WAS A LINK TO YOUTUBE!!!
>>14637349>tfw you'll never have that level of hand-eye coordination
>>14640966the faces she makes are expressions of pleasure
>>14641108Why is that stupid whore eating the shell?
>>14641112>he doesn't know
>>14639758Some nigger called him from his cellphone and told him
>>14640876>>14640909>>14640926why isn't this /ic/ but for food
>>14640793WAS THAT A WHOLE FUCKING PRAWN SHELL ON?
>>14637450He's eating eggs, not pure sugar. Why the fuck is he shaking like that.
>>14637342>oh they're making like hot dog fries or something>waffle ironhmm
>>14641112crabs are like tacos, there's soft shell and hard shell
>>14638594>>14638798>>14641108>>14640793>>14641295please tell me the youtube channel?
>>14641336ssoyoungkeep in mind i am already married to her
>>14641232he shakes when he eats anything, he usually eats a lot of very painful things
>>14639195>Just divorced and paying alimony starter pack.webm