/srg/ - Steel Reserve General

[Anonymous No.14636632]

Hello fellow Steelers!
Let's discuss everyone's favorite premium malt liquor!
This general serves as a discussion for Steel Reserve, 211 culture, the controversial Alloy Series and anything else related to this fine beverage.
What's your favorite thing to pair with a Steel Reserve? For me, it's frozen chicken cordon bleu and an original Newport cigarette.

[Anonymous No.14636635]

2 steel reserves for 2.27 at my local 711 literally made me an alcoholic. Love the stuff

[Anonymous No.14636638]

>>14636632
>Newport
At least you're committing to the image

[Anonymous No.14636664]

>>14636632
>drinking out of plastic lined canned
enjoy your xenoestrogens. how are those manboobs looking?

[Anonymous No.14636670]

>>14636635
two what can, tall can, 40?

[Anonymous No.14636673]

just got 3 40s for 9$ for tonight

[Anonymous No.14636678]

Got 2 40ozs for tonight

[Anonymous No.14636710]

>>14636664
>shadman
stop

[Anonymous No.14636742]

>>14636664
No worse than they were before I discovered this great beverage.
>>14636673
>>14636678
I wish we could get forties in my state. The 24 oz for $1.19 is probably a better deal per ounce, but there's just something in the experience of finishing the warm bottom of a plastic 40 oz bottle.

[Anonymous No.14636829]

>>14636742
post pics of your moobs

[Anonymous No.14636838]

>>14636673
can you actually finish 3 without dry heaving? wow

[Anonymous No.14636858]

>>14636838
3 is just the money i had on hand to get some i can drink 4 a night if i wanted

[Anonymous No.14636894]

I'm on day 6 of a 100 day No Drink. Tomorrow is the day I would have had some Steelies so that's when it basically starts.

[Anonymous No.14636912]

>>14636894
Stay strong bro you can make it.

[Anonymous No.14636950]

Go closer to the embankment and let the mower roll over on you.

[Anonymous No.14637010]

>>14636894
Good job anon

[Anonymous No.14637102]

These are actually pretty good. I hear a lot of bad shit about them but I had one and it wasnt hard to down the entire tall boy and tasted ok. Gave me a good little buzz from only one can so I think imna start getting them more often.

[Anonymous No.14637214]

>>14637102
just don't allow yourself to fall down the steel rabbit hole were you pound 3-4 40s a night its a slippery slope

[Anonymous No.14637228]

>>14636632
Still confused and pissed about Haffenreffer Private Stock getting discontinued. That shit was the nectar of the ghetto gods

[Anonymous No.14637358]

>>14636632
How does it make my piss smell exactly like it?

[Anonymous No.14637410]

I miss the glass 40s.

[Anonymous No.14637573]

>>14637410
me2

[Anonymous No.14637657]

Straight up hobo booze right there. Drink that shit for a about 5 years and enjoy your cirrhosis. That and all the cheap malt liquors WILL kill you. Alcohol is meant to be taken lightly, my friends.

I know what I’m talking about. I’ve had two friends die from liver failure. One of them drank this crap exclusively.

[Anonymous No.14638375]

umm bros?

[Anonymous No.14638378]

[Anonymous No.14638392]

[Anonymous No.14638429]

>>14637657
>>14638375
>>14638378
>>14638392
when will you faggots stop trying to be mr morals and shit. go back to reddt

[Anonymous No.14638570]

>>14638429
morals implies i care about others here, i dont know if i want to get hooked and really damage myself

[Anonymous No.14638859]

>>14636632
I usually drink like 2 or 3 with my bf and end up banging like rabbits. He's usually sore the next day.

[Anonymous No.14639246]

>>14636664
>he thinks such a minute amount will have any lasting effects
/fit/ shitter brain rot

[Anonymous No.14639494]

>>14636858
That's nothing, I can drink 5 if I want to

[Anonymous No.14639552]

>>14637214
So much this

[Anonymous No.14639564]

>>14638378
>needs to be listed as an alcohol

[Anonymous No.14639580]

>>14636632
Drank two of these on an empty stomach once. Whoa

[Anonymous No.14639629]

goodnight lads

[Anonymous No.14639678]

>>14639629
how do you die from only 12 beers

[Anonymous No.14639688]

>>14639580
Rookie mistake. You should eat one can of Wolf chili for every two 24 oz cans of Steel.

[Anonymous No.14639707]

[Anonymous No.14639711]

>>14638859
We don't need to hear about your disgusting sodomite lifestyle with your gay lover

[Anonymous No.14639732]

>>14638392
what website is that and where can i find more of these?

[Anonymous No.14640169]

>>14639732
here anon
https://www.thedrunkpirate.com/steel-reserve/

[Anonymous No.14640304]

>>14638859
>>14639711
i want to hear it

[Anonymous No.14640356]

>>14639732
This.

[Anonymous No.14640491]

>>14636894
You’ve got this anon

[Anonymous No.14641130]

>>14636635
Shit its 3 for 7 here in Bakersfield

[Anonymous No.14641136]

>>14638392
Trailer park tragedy

[Anonymous No.14641273]

>>14639711
>>14640304
We usually end up drinking a couple after the work week is over. Funny enough because of him I get horny after drinking a Steel Reserve. I guess it's because the first time we had sex we were hanging out and drinking Steel Reserve.

[Anonymous No.14641304]

>>14636894
Dude, It’s slurrsday. You can always start over on September 1st after one last hurrah. You’ll love the taste of that sweet booze, just ease off Monday and start the new month a new man. If you taper off right, you’ll have a blast between now and then and begin anew feeling fresh. You know what I’m saying, and you know what to do. Cheers.

[Anonymous No.14641646]

>>14636632

Why the fuck does this cursed board have a Steel Reserve general but no general for wines?

[Anonymous No.14641741]

>>14641646
because wine's for faggots

[Anonymous No.14641785]

Can we stop forcing this meme? This is how boards turn to garbage. Next thing you know there's gonna be a McChicken general. If you wanna obsess over your garbage beer go elsewhere.

[Anonymous No.14641790]

>>14641785
Nope were good here

[Anonymous No.14641794]

I saw a new flavor: tropical storm

is it good?

[Anonymous No.14641802]

>>14636632
Steel reserve is trash. I used to drink them until I found out about Natty Daddy. 8%, 99 cents at my local bodega and tastes infinitely better.

[Anonymous No.14642051]

>>14639629
sleep tight steeler

[Anonymous No.14642078]

>>14641130
Supply and demand ya mexiCan

[Anonymous No.14642080]

>>14639246
I'd bet you don't say the same thing about soy

[Anonymous No.14642242]

>>14641794
The Alloy Series gives just about the worst hangover imaginable. Shit is poison. Just drink the regular.

[Anonymous No.14642257]

>>14641794
>>14642242
Flavored beer and shit like Mike's Hard Lemonade and Twisted Tea gives me the worst heartburn.

[Anonymous No.14642263]

>>14639629
Sleep tight based steeler

[Anonymous No.14643093]

>>14642080
Can't give a shit enough to since I don't go out of my way to eat it

[Anonymous No.14643832]

Used to drink 2 40’s every few nights. Shit makes me hungover for 2 days now. Makes you get fat too.

[Anonymous No.14643864]

If this is actually a shill campaign by Steel Reserve, I'm impressed.

[Anonymous No.14643936]

>>14637010
>>14640491
>>14639732
>>14640491
Thanks friends. I only ever drank once a week, but I have trouble stopping and the way I act drunk is affecting my life negatively. Also I'm getting fatter.

The hardest part will be knowing the longer I go without it the better it will feel when I do, but that is addiction.

[Anonymous No.14644529]

>>14643864
I really don't think they can afford marketing...

[Anonymous No.14644762]

>>14643832
Just gotta stay active and watch your snacking

[Anonymous No.14646608]

>>14643936
>only once a week binge
honestly if you can't make it to 100 days then you'll really have something to be ashamed of. Absolutely no discipline.

[Anonymous No.14647523]

>>14646608

Only getting drunk three times a year sounds lame.

[Anonymous No.14647556]

Describe what a Steel Reserve is like for an europoor.
Is it just popular because it's cheap and strong?

[Anonymous No.14647806]

>>14647556
I'm from Baltimore and I've never seen a white person drink one. 4chan incels just latch on to some weird shit.

[Anonymous No.14648376]

>>14647806
I drink three 40s of Steel and then fuck my wife til she near about rips my cock off with her cunt. Reply if mad.

[Anonymous No.14648408]

>>14647523
You definitely need a drinking break so you can read a post chain.

[Anonymous No.14648426]

>hard day of work tommorow
>have to lay off the steel reserve

the cure is worse than the disease

[Anonymous No.14648469]

OP is a nigger.

[Anonymous No.14648488]

>>14647806
>I'm from Baltimore
my condolences

[Anonymous No.14648510]

>>14636632
I drank 4 tallboys of this swill and it was a pretty rough day at work. Would not recommend.

[Anonymous No.14648536]

>>14648510
>Not drinking them AT work
The Steelie life isn't for you, my friend.

[Anonymous No.14648540]

>>14648510
That's the equivalent of 7.77 ounces of pure alcohol, or almost a full cup. I've been there with Steel and it really sucks.

[Anonymous No.14648564]

Used to do 211. Then Icehouse released an 8% tallboy for .99 cents. So much smoother than 211 and a lot cheaper.

[Anonymous No.14648612]

One day there will come a time when we won't need alcohol to get through the day. Maybe you aren't there yet; maybe you just drink a few times a week. That's how it starts. Until eventually you're spending fifty bucks a week on malt liquor and you're drunk more than you're sober. Take it from someone who has paid the price: stop now.

[Anonymous No.14648804]

Wish we had malt liquor here in the UK. We got some strong beers like Tennants Super and Carlsberg's Special brew though.

[Anonymous No.14649066]

>>14648612
>One day there will come a time when we won't need alcohol to get through the day.
Despite being right your typo makes your post invalid. C-. See me after /ck/lass.

[Anonymous No.14649092]

>>14636664
>xenoestrogens

Like that shit is gonna kill you before the steel reserve

[Anonymous No.14649126]

>>14648376
How fat is she?
>>14648488
I don't like it here either.

[Anonymous No.14649290]

My buddy got me pic related because I was memeing about how hood malt liquor is.
I've never had it. Is it best to be consumed while eating some greasy pizza?

[Anonymous No.14649329]

>>14636632
Watchu know about that? Prolly nothin...

[Anonymous No.14650002]

>>14649066
What typo?

[Anonymous No.14650132]

>>14639629
sleep tight steeler

[Anonymous No.14650161]

>>14639629
sleep tight steeler

[Anonymous No.14650172]

>>14649290
It's best to be consumed by pouring it down the drain and going out to buy a better beer that isn't malt liquor.

[Anonymous No.14650180]

Why is everyone in this thread talking about how much 3 of these fuck you up? They aren’t in my country, but really 12 standards? I thought this was for Alcos, 12 standards is nothing you pussies. How does that give you a hangover

[Anonymous No.14650359]

>>14650180
What do you mean by "12 standards"?

[Anonymous No.14650411]

>>14636894
Alcohol is lame by yourself anyway

[Anonymous No.14650419]

>>14650359
guessing he means 12 standard size cans not 40 oz bottles

[Anonymous No.14650427]

>>14649290
Those are actually really enjoyable but they’re not as high abv as Steel or Ides (my preference)

[Anonymous No.14650428]

>>14650411
if you're a lame person it is aka you

[Anonymous No.14650482]

>>14639707
I used to deliver Steel Reserve. One day a single woman came into a gas station and bought the whole 12 pack of 24 oz we delivered.

[Anonymous No.14650666]

friendship ended with STEELIES

now PBR TWELVE PACK is my best friend

sorry to say i just never want to experience the feeling of waking up the day after drinking steelies again

[Anonymous No.14650687]

>>14647556
>Is it just popular because it's cheap and strong?

yes, and because you can buy it almost anywhere. it's in all the grocery stores, the gas stations, etc.

[Anonymous No.14650706]

steel reserve... 40oz...
whatchu know bout that?

[Anonymous No.14650892]

>>14650706
Probly nuthin

[Anonymous No.14651137]

>>14650359
Unit of alcohol. 12 standard drinks.

[Anonymous No.14651934]

I used to drink 5-6 of those things on a night easily, would pass out almost every time, piss my pants occasionally. Don't miss that part of my life very much.

[Anonymous No.14652158]

>>14650666
Satan is trying to tempt me away. I find that Bud Ice goes down smoother while not tasting so strong

[Anonymous No.14652550]

Give it up. It's poison.

[Anonymous No.14653150]

>>14651934
Thats me now

[Anonymous No.14653167]

>>14651934
One time after drinking that much and passing out I woke up and peed on my alarm clock

[Anonymous No.14653177]

[Anonymous No.14653184]

>>14653167
holy based, i used to just piss on clothes I had on the floor next to my bed

[Anonymous No.14653185]

>>14653150
It's not too late to get help anon. No one is beyond hope.

[Anonymous No.14653188]

>>14653185
how did u stop?

[Anonymous No.14653194]

>>14646608
Never said I was an alcoholic, or that it would be very difficult.

[Anonymous No.14653217]

>>14653167
I built this little PVC funnel/slide that went into my trashcan below my bed. Usually too drunk to ever use it

[Anonymous No.14653220]

>>14638375
>>14638378
>>14638392
>my relative is retarded
>its the beers fault

[Anonymous No.14653678]

>>14636632
I've been drinking 6 tall boys on Friday and Saturday for years. It gets the job done.

[Anonymous No.14653690]

>>14639564
They probably meant liquor

[Anonymous No.14654481]

You aren't a "Steeler", you're an alcoholic

It's not "comfy", it's an addiction

[Anonymous No.14654861]

>>14643936
>I only ever drank once a week, but I have trouble stopping and the way I act drunk is affecting my life negatively
me too bud, every sunday i regret going out and getting pissed, saying i dont want to do it again, but then the weekend rolls around and i wanna party.

[Anonymous No.14656183]

>>14638392
Kek

[Anonymous No.14656316]

whats a good alternative for these in Canada

[Anonymous No.14656398]

>>14654481
>You aren't a "Steeler", you're an alcoholic
>It's not "comfy", it's an addiction
I only drink steelies when I eat chicken tendies so it’s okay?

[Anonymous No.14656676]

>>14649290
Mickeys is unironically my favorite 40. For some reason they've become impossible to find in my area lately. Steel Reserve is ok, but I don't really drink anymore. Usually I'd just get Old E.