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>eat salad for lunch almost every day
>diarrhea every time 2.5-3 hours later
What gives? I thought salad was supposed to be good for you?

>> No.14636393

>>14636385
Retards often have physical defects too.

>> No.14636402

Lol he fell for the salad meme

>> No.14636427

>>14636385
I actually get this too, every time I eat fruits or vegetables by themselves.

>Haven't eaten an apple all week
>eat one
>2 hours later spray diarehea with bits of apple

even my GP says that's impossible to shit something out 2 hours after eating it but it happens every time.

>> No.14636445

>>14636385
are your salads made of coffee and aderall ?

>> No.14636981

your enlarged anus is probably the issue

>> No.14636997

This happens to me too. There's even dark green lettuce pieces floating in the bowl. It's like it doesn't even get broken down.

>> No.14637008

>>14636385
why is lettuce like 60% more expensive now than it was last year?

>> No.14637015

>>14637008
Yeah, what the fuck happened?

>> No.14637294

Salads are terrible for food safety, uncooked produce with the only protection being some rinsing. Sounds like a you're a gutlet who can't handle a little ecoli, stick with cooked food.

>> No.14637324

too much jizz in your stomach

>> No.14637330

>>14636385
Multiple issues here. 1) Salads aren't necessarily healthy. 2) Sounds like your body isn't used to the additional fiber. You'll get used to it. Oh, and make sure to chew your food.

>> No.14637357

>>14637015
you are paying for all the destroyed lettuce you diidnt get charged 20 times the price at a restaurant because of the quarantine

>> No.14637362

>>14636385
i went to a hospital because i weigted 400 pounds and for 8 straight months i got dhiarrea every day, i ended up with an infectiion and had to get surgery

>> No.14637375

>>14636427
>impossible to shit something out 2 hours after eating it
it's 100% possible, it means you body got 0 nutrients from it.

>> No.14637526

>>14636385
Maybe you should try to get a warm salad with cooked vegetables instead.

>> No.14637798

>>14636427
>A fast transit time may also be due to the use of laxatives or other medications that cause an increased peristalsis within the gastrointestinal tract. One of the main concerns with a chronic fast bowel transit time is malabsorption of key nutrients, both fat- and water-soluble, and dehydration. Digested food matter needs to spend enough time in the small intestine for optimal absorption of nutrients. A rapid transit time does not allow for this absorption to take place.
Other conditions to consider include inflammatory bowel disease; irritable bowel; malabsorption; leaky gut syndrome; emotional stress; food allergies; carbohydrate malabsorption (lactose intolerance); wheat allergy; excess consumption of non-metabolized carbohydrate sweeteners (maltitol, sorbitol, etc.); excess vitamin C intake; insufficient bile output due to gallbladder insufficiency causing fat malabsorption and steatorrhea; and laxative abuse.

>> No.14637803

>>14636385
Are you washing your veg? Remember crops are literally grown in shit.

>> No.14637811

>>14636385
Wait: you know it will give you the shits, still you eat same shit every day?
Iq: 60, son?

>> No.14638153

>>14637008
Mexicans go to college on the dole, furthermore there's a relative shortage of H1B applicants compared to last year.
Its also why salmonella cases are down. Less mexicans means less mexicans squatting on your lettuce and using it for tp.