/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.14634017]

This confuses and scares the burger.

[Anonymous No.14634022]

>>14634017
What? Why would a hamburger be afraid of vegetables?

[Anonymous No.14634024]

[Anonymous No.14634027]

[Anonymous No.14634038]

>>14634024
>>14634027
OP, stop and explain, please. Why would a hamburger be afraid of produce? This sounds like a really funny joke and I want to hear the punchline.

[Anonymous No.14634056]

>>14634038
Produce does not belong in a real burg

[Anonymous No.14634063]

>>14634056
But there's onions, pickled cucumbers, tomato-based ketchup, and it's served on a bun made with potato flour.

[Anonymous No.14634064]

>>14634024

[Anonymous No.14634070]

>>14634063
Let's fix this one step at a time

[Anonymous No.14634077]

>>14634063
>onions
Sweet and sugary

>pickled cucumbers
Pickled in sugar water

>tomato-based ketchup
You mean sugar based red sauce

>a bun made with potato flour.
That tastes like sugar.

It's high quality produce and I'm lovin' it!

[Anonymous No.14634081]

>>14634070
not cheese

>>14634056
not cheese

[Anonymous No.14634086]

>>14634077
You might want to talk to your doctor about pre-diabetes if everything tastes like sugar to you.

>>14634081
Huh?

[Anonymous No.14634088]

>>14634086
>Huh?
that yellow thing is no cheese

[Anonymous No.14634091]

@14634088
huh?

[Anonymous No.14634094]

>>14634088
No, it's cheese. There are many varieties of cheese, as you seem to be aware.

>>14634091
Don't incorrectly cite post numbers like that. It's embrassing.

[Anonymous No.14634095]

>>14634094
there is such a thing as cheddar cheese (in England), but that's not it.

[Anonymous No.14634101]

>>14634095
Yes, but once again, there are many varieties of cheese, including the cheeses pictured on those burgers.

[Anonymous No.14634103]

huh?

[Anonymous No.14634105]

no (you) for you

[Anonymous No.14634107]

>>14634103
wtf?

[Anonymous No.14634115]

>>14634101
Only americans call that cheese. In europe, it's illegal to sell it as cheese, because it's not cheese by law. It's sold as a "cheese based product".

[Anonymous No.14634117]

>>14634115
Technically it isn't really sold as cheese in America either, it is consider a cheese food product.

[Anonymous No.14634118]

>>14634115
Once again, I think you're greatly mistaken on this topic.

[Anonymous No.14634119]

>mfw americans call corn syrup "sugar"

[Anonymous No.14634121]

>>14634119
Go back to Redd/int/.

[Anonymous No.14634124]

>>14634070
Still got some steps to go

[Anonymous No.14634128]

>>14634115

[Anonymous No.14634130]

>>14634086
That "huh?"-shit is so fucking cringe

[Anonymous No.14634135]

>>14634115
I'm still not seeing any one of these calling it anything but cheese. Do you have any proof for your claim?

[Anonymous No.14634143]

>>14634115
>och två skivor ost
None of these are calling it a "cheese based product".

[Anonymous No.14634147]

>>14634115
>двa шмaтoчки cиpy “Чeддep”

[Anonymous No.14634151]

>>14634115
>ser cheddar topiony

[Anonymous No.14634156]

>>14634115
>Käse

[Anonymous No.14634159]

>>14634115
>queso fundido tipo Cheddar

[Anonymous No.14634165]

>>14634115
>kaksi cheddarsulatejuustoviipaletta

[Anonymous No.14634167]

>>14634115
>Cheddar
Feel free to acknowledge you're an idiot any time.

[Anonymous No.14634171]

>>14634115
>2 db ömlesztett cheddar sajtszelettel
Huh, I guess Hungary is the only country so far that even calls it "processed cheddar cheese". Still not what you were claiming, though.

[Anonymous No.14634175]

>>14634115
>δύο φέτες λιωμένο τυρί

[Anonymous No.14634185]

>>14634115
>kriškom izvrsnog topljenog sira

[Anonymous No.14634195]

>>14634115
>двe пapчeтa cиpeнe Чeдъp
Honestly surprised there's been no half-assed attempt at a comeback here. Next time don't pull shit out of your ass and call it the truth.

[Anonymous No.14634199]

>>14634081
American Cheese is made exclusively from a mixture of other cheeses and wheys. It is 100% cheese, but 'scony cheese farmers threw a massive fucking hissy fit so its technically just "dairy product". Its still cheese you dumb faggot.

[Anonymous No.14634259]

>>14634199
>ts still cheese
Anon, I.....

[Anonymous No.14634266]

>>14634259
The EU recognizes that cheese with whey added is a valid style of cheese, with many different types.

[Anonymous No.14634280]

Imagine being this mad you ate plastic your whole life and defend it against real cheese

[Anonymous No.14634287]

>>14634280
The use of the word "plastic" comes from the legal definition of what constitutes "American cheese".

American cheese is "plastic" as in "pliable", not as in an "organic polymer". I understand, a lot of ESLs have trouble with English words having multiple meanings. Simply put, a number of cheese are considered under the legal definition of "American cheese". If it is plastic (pliable), instead of being crumbly or fluid, then it's American cheese.

Good luck on your TOEFL! You'll be fluent some day!

[Anonymous No.14634296]

>>14634287
>>American cheese is "plastic" as in "pliable", not as in an "organic polymer".


The U.S. Food and Drug Administration does not maintain a standard of identity for "pasteurized prepared cheese product", a designation which particularly appears on many Kraft products. Nor does the FDA maintain a standard of identity for "pasteurized process cheese product" (emphasis on the trailing "Product"), a designation which appears particularly on many American store- and generic-branded singles.

[Anonymous No.14634305]

>>14634296
Still not an organic polymer.

[Anonymous No.14634307]

>>14634287
AUTISTIC

[Anonymous No.14634334]

>>14634296
It's the Code of Federal Regulations that defines the term "American cheese" as a plastic (pilable) processed cheese manufactured from cheddar cheese, colby cheese, washed curd cheese, or granular cheese. Dumbass.

[Anonymous No.14634340]

>>14634334
if the FDA told you pig shit is good to eat and calls it pork, you start eating it?

[Anonymous No.14634392]

>>14634017
>is a burger
>Is growing literally everything in ops except the eggplant, kohlrabi, and garlic in their garden.

[Anonymous No.14634398]

>>14634063
>potato flour
Isn't the bread made from wheat?

[Anonymous No.14634413]

I do not pretend to enjoy vegetables because I am not a cool wine aunt who loves BLM, open borders, and unfascist governments. Work harder and buy a steak. Whisky. Done. Don't like america? Then move to venezuela, like the bartender. Vegetables are against the traditional western family unit and there are only two genders, despite what the so-called "Doctor" Anthony Fauci would have us believe. Now if you'll excuse me I need to go slash my own tires to own the libs.

[Anonymous No.14634416]

>>14634413
you are seething right now. did someone like that fuck your mom or something?

[Anonymous No.14634445]

>>14634413
>>14634416
He's a scizophrenic larping as an "American".

[Anonymous No.14634455]

>>14634340
The US CFR, which is the codifies definitions like "American Cheese", is published by the Office of the Federal Register, not the US FDA. Get your facts straight before you start pulling them out of your ass.

>>14634398
Most commercial hamburger buns add a small amount of potato flour to their wheat flour mix to give the buns a fluffier and moister texture. You've probably eaten a potato bun before and not even realised it.

[Anonymous No.14634457]

Actually, some yellow bell pepper strips dressed with vinaigrette sound lovely on a burger

[Anonymous No.14634485]

We still never got to hear the punchline for OP's joke...

[Anonymous No.14634856]

>>14634017
>staying with white gf's family during quarantine
>upper middle class, can splurge on groceries
>they don't eat any veges except potatoes or corn
>only eat salad with romaine lettuce and dressing
How THE FUCK do people live like this? Hardly have any energy.

[Anonymous No.14634871]

>>14634017
"Totally, dude."

[Anonymous No.14634875]

>>14634115
Would you like to know what the distinction is and why you're wrong, you fucking monkey?

[Anonymous No.14634876]

>>14634185
IGRA ROKENROL

[Anonymous No.14634882]

>>14634871
give me some confit du canard anyday bro

[Anonymous No.14634884]

>>14634856
r u wyte?

[Anonymous No.14634889]

>>14634884
he's american, he can't be

[Anonymous No.14634953]

>>14634017
What a shitty produce section.

[Anonymous No.14634954]

>>14634413
Do you think he actually slashed his tires to "own the libs?"

[Anonymous No.14634955]

>>14634017
>eating my food's food

[Anonymous No.14634959]

>>14634017
I put all that stuff IN my burger, actually. Maybe not the carrot. But sun dried pickled peppers for sure.

[Anonymous No.14634987]

>>14634953
supermarket produce sections are depressing
Perfectly stacked, perfectly sized produce in extravagent portions stacked under fluorescent lights, and everyone just drifts straight to the bread and cookies aisle

[Anonymous No.14634995]

>>14634987
Sprouts is based.

[Anonymous No.14635143]

>>14634017
Several of those things go on burgers. Several are used as sides. It's amazing how people who can't stop thinking about the USA don't know anything about it.

[Anonymous No.14635247]

>>14634118 >>14634128 >>14634135 >>14634143 >>14634147 >>14634151 >>14634156 >>14634159 >>14634165 >>14634167 >>14634171 >>14634175 >>14634185 >>14634195 >>14634875

Holy fuck, I go to sleep and you all chimp out.

>restaurants call it cheese, therefore it's legally cheese
That's retarded, German law for cheese is very stirct. Here is the offical page from German Federal Center for Nutrition:
https://www.bzfe.de/inhalt/kaese-31679.html

It's not cheese because it has ingridients and additives that aren't allowed, it's a cheese based product.

>inb4 B-but, look at all these pics of restaurants calling it cheese!!!
Most restaurants aren't checked for that, unfortuneately. They can get away with a lot of much worse shit, so mislabling doesn't get catched. Better to write "cheese" on the menu, sounds fresh and natural, if you write "cheese based product", less people would buy it.
>t. worked in a restaurant with high rating that was super sketchy behind the scenes

[Anonymous No.14635295]

>>14635247
Also this:
https://www.bzfe.de/inhalt/kaeseerzeugnisse-31680.html

"Processed cheese and processed cheese preparations
Processed cheese is made from one or more types of cheese by melting, i.e. by adding heat. The starting products are usually semi-hard and hard cheeses. Soft cheeses are also used. The crushed cheese is melted under pressure and with hot steam, processed into a smooth dough, formed while still hot and packaged. There is no maturation. According to the cheese ordinance, the proportion of cheese in processed cheese is at least 50 percent, based on the dry matter. The use of so-called melting salts is customary and expressly permitted. These are salts of lactic acid, citric acid or phosphates that act as complexing agents. This means that they ensure that the milk protein, fat and water combine to form a homogeneous, stable mass. Processed cheese is available in all fat content levels. It has a long shelf life and, depending on the variety, can be spread or cut. Pure processed cheese can contain up to one percent spices."

Not cheese

[Anonymous No.14635852]

>>14634455
>Most commercial hamburger buns add a small amount of potato flour to their wheat flour mix to give the buns a fluffier and moister texture. You've probably eaten a potato bun before and not even realised it.

But the bread is still mostly made from wheat flour.

[Anonymous No.14635878]

>>14635247
>>14635295
imagine replying to over a dozen people as if any of them give two shits over your stupidity. off yourself, you dumb fucking kraut.

[Anonymous No.14635930]

>>14635247
Lol of course it’s a faggot kraut whining about Americans
We should have Dresden’d your entire miserable country along with the garbage “cuisine” you all eat.

[Anonymous No.14635948]

>not having a burger stacked with veggies for the perfect unity of all nature's blessings, meat, grain and vegetable
I
shiggy
fucking
diggy

[Anonymous No.14636171]

>>14635878
>>14635930
I'm not German, I just speak German. But sure, throw ad hominems instead of giving a counter.

[Anonymous No.14636253]

>>14634115
>In europe, it's illegal
only eurofags would brag about their country making benign laws about fake cheese

[Anonymous No.14636272]

>>14636253
Euro cheese laws are the same laws that already existed in America but cranked up like 2% for the sake of their ego.

>b-but nobody would be obsessed enough to make their laws based on how America perceives them

“Wrong”

[Anonymous No.14636276]

>>14636253
Not bragging, just stating it, but enjoy your food filled with shit.

[Anonymous No.14636292]

>>14634064
hehe

[Anonymous No.14636617]

Nice selection of rabbit food ya got there, low-T faggot

[Anonymous No.14636774]

>>14634115
Those shitty kraft fake cheese slices are sold in a completely different section than the real cheeses.

[Anonymous No.14636917]

this is a sleeper "do americans really" thread
nice try op but youre caught

[Anonymous No.14637027]

I'd like to take a moment to dispel some misinformation about America.

In America, every store sells some type of food, even if it's only candy and chips (crisps). By this, I mean places like hardware stores and clothing stores.

Actual grocery stores tend to have massive produce sections which are on their own larger than an entire average European store. Additionally, mega-stores exist which basically contain grocery stores as a sub-section. And of course every mid-large city will have regular farmer's markets setup in parks or parking lots, and outside of cities.

I have no idea how the angry foreigners on the internet get certain ideas in their heads.

[Anonymous No.14637049]

>>14634017
>confused and scares
I can identify every vegetable presented in the picture

[Anonymous No.14637081]

>>14634022
>>14634038

This was my 1st thought as well

[None !!AcE1P8URNQH No.14637143]

>>14634199
Some American cheeses are "cheese". ..American cheese is ~ pre-aged cheddar.

[Anonymous No.14637145]

>>14637027
>Murrica big
To bad it’s a cultural garbage dump, slowly circling the drain, without the awareness to do anything about it.

[Anonymous No.14637155]

>>14637145

post country

[Anonymous No.14637165]

>>14637145
so, same thing as Europe.

[Anonymous No.14637226]

>>14637165
>>14637155
Not an argument. Everyone’s country sucks, it’s just that your’s sucks the most.

[Anonymous No.14637307]

>>14634199
>It is 100% cheese
It's 40% vegetable oil. Nobody is complaining about blends.

[Anonymous No.14637405]

>>14637226
As a superset of every other country, America would logically contain the most suck, yes. America also does not care.

[Anonymous No.14637487]

>>14634017
>buying other peoples' produce
>not pulling it out of your garden when you need it or when you have time to make preserves for the winter

Should've came with to the promised land, europoors. Your ancestors could've been wealthy landowners, too.

[Anonymous No.14637522]

>>14637405
>America also does not care
Yup, certainly cornered the market on apathy. Unless it’s about muh freedom or muh racism.

[Anonymous No.14637767]

Do americans really have to pay $40 for vegetables?

[Anonymous No.14637794]

>>14634017
Yeah the prices are scary.

[Anonymous No.14637920]

>>14634017
Well, yeah. It's in like Swedish or some shit.

[Anonymous No.14637930]

>>14634017
tfw there are WHOLE threads worth of amerisharts saying vegetables have no nutritional value

[Anonymous No.14637981]

>>14637930
Compared to actual macro-nutrient rich foods, they don't. Vegetables are pushed by experts and professionals for their weight management uses (because they're high fiber, low calories), with their vitamin content a distant second. If you're already a healthy weight and not vitamin deficient, vegetables are basically superfluous in the diet. There's no need to eat them more than a few times a week.

[Anonymous No.14638004]

>>14637981
well typed out cope, you deserve that much

[Anonymous No.14638005]

>>14635247
I guess this is sort of how ice cream used to be made with milk and then they changed to something else.

[Anonymous No.14638020]

>>14637981
>If you're already a healthy weight and not vitamin deficient
Yes, now stop eating them and see how that goes.

[Anonymous No.14638027]

>>14634017
i eat vegetables maybe once a month ama

[Anonymous No.14638044]

>>14638020
multivitamins have existed for decades at 1/10th the cost of getting those vitamins from actual food

[Anonymous No.14638053]

>>14638027
How are your poops? More like softserve ice cream, or more like large pebbles?

[Anonymous No.14638067]

>>14638053
pooping is very rare and its more like tar with endless wiping

[Anonymous No.14638071]

>>14638067
How's your weight? How's your energy levels throughout the day?

[Anonymous No.14638083]

>>14638071
i eat alot of carbs so my energy is decent enough but i also am not heavy or anything like that because i have a /fit/ past that creeps up from time to time

[Anonymous No.14638245]

>It's another american obsession thread posted by some seething yurocuck
I really wish /ck/ had real mods that would just ban OP for this shit.

[Anonymous No.14639145]

>>14634017
>get government fact-finding report
>2/3 adults obese
>1/8 consumes enough vegetables
>1/16 men consume enough vegetables
>67.0% national obesity rate
>My town is above the national average
Kill us /ck/

I just bought a cabbage, carrots, daikon and green onion to make kimchi, Asian greens for my noodles, yardlong beans for deep frying and a kilo of organic potato, and a kilo of tofu for mapu tofu.
Yesterday I had a sichuan hot pot with broccoli, lotus root, shitake mushrrooms and left over vegetables.
I hate my town

>>14638245
For every US hate thread there is a US processed food-gore thread.
You earned this

[Anonymous No.14639172]

>>14639145
VGH...Those pesky takers took that from me...

[Anonymous No.14639187]

>>14639172
Depending on where you are- but I would point the finger at
A. state regulators who allowed increasingly toxic food to be sold and failed to mandate nutritional requirements or a consumer value balancing tax
B. industrialists who just kept putting sugar, salt, and sawdust into food to lower costs (esp. the dairy industry)
C. The education system that failed to care and was too cowardly to single out offenders
D. the (((Media))) for tricking stupid people into killing themselves with trash food
E. the individual, who failed to see the need for any of the above.

It's not good enough to just claim it's an individuals responsibility because we all pay taxes that go to the effects of this and have to pay premiums for decent food. Fuck it makes me angry.

[Anonymous No.14639193]

>>14634416
>>14634445
?

[Anonymous No.14640108]

>>14635247
>being this butthurt about getting btfo

[Anonymous No.14640197]

>>14638044
the majority of them come from vegetable based sources or literally coal, big yikes from me

[Anonymous No.14640596]

>>14638067
And you think that’s healthy? You’re probably fairly young still, less than 40 I mean, so it may not seem like a big deal now but greasy, turgid defecation is a sure sign that your colon is struggling to remove toxins from your body. That’s not good for your long-term health at all.

[Anonymous No.14641032]

>>14637049
Great job anon, you've succesfully graduated from kindergarten!