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Charcuterie is god's gift to men

>> No.14627136
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>>14626293
r8 n h8 mine m8
i give it 8/8

>> No.14627155

>>14627136
Wouldve been 10/10 but the weed ruins it. You must be 18 to post here zommie

>> No.14627212
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Stop eating poison.

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>>14627136
>one tiddlywink of liquor with no more in sight
>W33D DUDE!!! POGGERS
>shit cheese and cheap salami
>fucking saltines and stale bread
>shitty processed garbage
Coke? Based. Prosciutto? Based beyond belief. Keep the rest of that fucking garbage away

>> No.14627214

>>14627155
>weed ruins it
>Something that enhances the taste of food
>not the gummy worms
>not the coke
>not the fucking open condoms
>the fucking weed is what ruins it

>> No.14627232

>>14627213
>snorting coke, one of the worst drugs, but shitting on weed

Ok fag. Enjoy your heart attack before 30 and collapsed nasal septum

>> No.14627234

>>14627212
Retard

>> No.14627245

>>14627234
now type that without crying.

>> No.14627257

>>14627214
Yes. Back to /r/trees gayboi

>> No.14627265

>>14627212
it's bad, a chart says so!

>> No.14627278

>>14626293
That table needs less filler and more meat and cheeses.
>cucumber
>endives
>a thousand slices of what looks like salami
>brie
Fucking faggot table

>> No.14627290

>>14627136
based

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>local swedish place closes
>will never have their smorgasbord ever again
Feels terrible

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>>14627155
>weed ruins it
>not the condoms
>not the mcnuggets
>not the sour gummy worms
>not the literal coffee beans just sitting there
>not the cocaine, which kills appetites
>but the weed, the WEED ruins it
the fuck are you going on about having to be 18 when you're not 18 either, kid?

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>>14627921
Back

>> No.14627951

>>14627941
you first
back to r/chapotraphouse you tankie retard

>> No.14627967

>>14627136
First-year at the college dorm I see lel

>> No.14628240

>>14627212
pussy

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Did this with some friends Saturday

>> No.14629307

Everything is God's gift to men

>> No.14629324
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This was served at a farewell party and a friend called it bbq charcuterie. Is that accurate?

>> No.14629350

>>14629220
>Did this with some friends Saturday

In the current world, you should make individual plates for each guest, or the one covid-positive jerk will have contaminated everything within 10 minutes.

Wait, you aren't supposed to be having get-togethers anyway, Stay home and get drunk like I do.

>> No.14629351

>>14629220
Nice, very impressive. Let’s see Paul Allen’s charcuterie

>> No.14629497

>>14629324
>no chopsticks
how are you supposed to eat this?

>> No.14629506

>>14629324
that's just what a bbq platter looks like

>> No.14629508

>>14629350
NOOOO NOT THE HECKIN COOF
WHY WONT YOU WEAR THE MASK AND STAY INDOORS

>> No.14630030

>>14629220
looks good af senpai

>>14629324
would look a lot better visually without the fries

>> No.14630509

I would love to make one of these someday at a flashy dinnerparty. With a pomegranate and honey roasted brie as the centrepeice.

>> No.14630813

>>14629350
>believing jewish propaganda

>> No.14632376

>>14626293
Ohh look salty treats and shit
>God's
Sure. K.

>> No.14632406

>>14627257
Suck some dick for a bump already, cokefiend

>> No.14632424

>>14627212
>trusting anything that comes out of the UK

Not going to make it.

>> No.14632466

>>14629350
Suck a dick

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R8? Sorry for my shit camera

>> No.14632604

>>14632579
>3 apples
>maybe 1 peach
>hardly any cheese
>black grapes
hope you didnt pay more than $15 for this

>> No.14632647

>>14632604
Brb. Gonna neck myself

>> No.14632748

>>14632579
>balsamic/olive oil
>fruit heavy
>chocolate
interesting, like built in desert

get ready for a long night baby *unzips*