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Whatever happened to Jack?

>> No.14626045

>>14625993
>>/tv/ you fucking idiot spamming homo

>> No.14626326

>>14625993
he died, car crash

>> No.14626366

>>14625993
2 strokes, never even attempted physical therapy so his right arm is useless. Then he fucked up his ankles "powerwalking". So hes basically down to one limb and the last video I saw his wife had to wheel him in and do basic tasks he couldn't do with one hand.

>> No.14626371

>>14626045
Fucking kill yourself

>> No.14626373

>>14625993
He's still making videos

Unironically drives around in a mobility scooter and can't move his arm

>> No.14626441

>>14626366
i just checked and holy shit, he is in a fucking wheelchair thing. at least the last 10 videos or so.

>> No.14626442

he died in a car accident like 3 months ago we had a sticky about it here dumb faggot

>> No.14626473

>>14626366
Our prayers never reached him?

>> No.14626529

>>14626442
He still posts videos multiple times a week and livestreams from beyond the grave.

>> No.14626537

>>14626371
fuck off you spam loving faggot

>> No.14626555

>>14625993
His son just got married and Jesus still hasn't healed his dead arm

>> No.14626557
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>>14626366
>do 5k walk
>only make it halfway thru
>have to stop
>feet BTFO
>have to have achilles removed and bone spurs ground down on heels
>for BOTH feet
>scoot around, think it's cute
he is not long for this world. look at his most recent videos, still eating absolute sodium bombs left and right. dude has a death wish.

>> No.14626565

>>14626557
Nothing can kill jack

>> No.14626568

I’ve stopped watching. After his last stroke it’s not really fun anymore. It’s just sad.

>> No.14626585
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14626585

he wants to meet Jesus real bad

>> No.14626597

>comments turned off on all his videos
What a fucking bitch. Hes knows hes shit, he knows people only watch him to make fun of him, he cant even cook shit on his own, he has no business running a cooking channel. But hes going to do it until he fucking dies or losing motor function in his other arm. Fuck that guy.

>> No.14626600

>>14626585
Dear god

>> No.14626609

>>14626537
No seriously, kill yourself. This isn't tv related at all you cancerous lump.

>> No.14626619

>>14626585
Fuck me

>> No.14626621

>>14626366
he openly talks about all he does is watch tv for 12 hours a day, and steals recipes from soup commercials

>> No.14626650
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on his last live stream he said his average screen time for his phone was seven hours

>> No.14626682

>>14626650
Isn’t that the gimp arm?

>> No.14626776

>>14626682
yes, held aloft by the power of jesus

>> No.14626800

>>14626609
Fuck off cancer

>> No.14626803

>>14626682
>>14626776
Do you think he had tammy pull the arm using a rope attached to the ceiling for that picture?

>> No.14626806
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14626806

>I'm making a double batch because I'm having friends over

>> No.14626817

>>14626568
Sad for you. Fortunately, I have enough malice left in my heart to revel in the misfortunes of others, especially when it's their own fault.

>> No.14626822

>>14626800
>no u
You're fucking embarrassing. You don't belong here.

>> No.14626833

>>14626585

how many hot dogs

>> No.14626856

>>14626833
gotta be atleast 1000 in that pic

>> No.14626879

>>14626833
>>14626856
They're breakfast sausages, which are twice as unhealthy and bad for your heart and there looks to be around 30 of them

>> No.14626933
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>>14626682
yes, he moves with his shoulder. it cannot bend/move on it's own.

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>>14626879
This is what they raised their son on and look how he turned out

>> No.14626947
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>>14626879
30+ easy

>> No.14626960

>>14626366
>at last I have become the unitasker

>> No.14626970

>>14626945
what happened to the choked one>

>> No.14626974

>>14626933
Haha he looks like a bowling ball

>> No.14626976
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14626976

>"course" on social media marketing
>youtube specific video not even breaking 2k views

>> No.14626979

>>14626945
Isn't he a christian rapper now?

>> No.14626990

>>14626970
he stayed in california and runs a weed business with his wife. seems happy. he is the son of jacks first wife, who remarried to a guy that casually makes better bbq than jack does

>> No.14627003
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>>14626979
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLneQ4bUc_86uWL6omR0BAg/videos
https://youtu.be/GgeEp6IuF88

>> No.14627019

>>14626366
He still has one arm so he can still jack off to gay porn and ram raw meat into his mouth until the third stroke finishes him off and he dies and goes to Hell.

>> No.14627021

>>14626945
>fat
Not surprising. He will end up like his dad.

>> No.14627118

>>14625993
I dunno. Probably had to switch hands when he jerks it.

>> No.14627151

>>14626621
I mean literally has one limb left
what else is he supposed to do.

>> No.14627163

>>14627151
physical therapy

>> No.14627170

>>14627163
physical therapy is for heathens
put your faith in jesus

>> No.14627174

>>14627151
pick up a gun and shoot himself.

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>>14626621
>Steals recipes from food commercials.

>> No.14627246

>>14627225
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xa2Vl3w-oag

>> No.14627252

>>14627246
pretend to be disabled and getting fattier.

>> No.14627262

>>14627246
I hope Campbell's gives him a copyright strike.

>> No.14627366

>>14626947
i count 44

>> No.14627373
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14627373

Alright /ck/ what are we bringing to Jack’s funeral? How would you impress his church pals and family to show how he has inspired you?

>> No.14627433

>>14627373
Aunt Myrna's Party Cheese Salad.

>> No.14627436

>>14627373
Non alcoholic butter beer.

>> No.14627443

>>14627373
The church chili they cheated him out of a win in the contest for. Note, you'll have to freezer burn the brisket for over a year first for this specialist gourmet recipe.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqCB4-32awE

>> No.14627467

>>14625993
Me and my friends used to watch and laugh at this guy and his videos, it just became sadder over time and I feel bad when i see his channel now

>> No.14627490

>>14627443
Fucking small town nepotism.

>> No.14627498

>>14626933
hang in there jack, Trump needs your vote in November

>> No.14627541

It's kind of incredible how even as his body deteriorates, his cooking and recipes remain relatively unchanged.

>> No.14627560

>>14627541
Boomers or people born around 1960 have a ridiculous stubbornness

>> No.14627563

Damn, couln't he he a brainburst or something that paralized his speech abalities.

>> No.14627573

>>14627436
That video was so gross. How can a person have two strokes, kidney stones, bone spurs, and diabetes drink that with a straight face.

>> No.14627593

>>14626600
>>14626619
Keto is heart healthy
source:
>https://www.google.com/search?sxsrf=ALeKk01xweQl6WlQKNTNo7FTc31I0YDyQQ%3A1598335950185&source=hp&ei=zqtEX4GtCcKUwbkPlOO_oAw&q=joe+rogan&oq=joe+rogan&gs_lcp=CgZwc3ktYWIQAzIHCC4QJxCTAjICCAAyBQgAELEDMgIIADIFCAAQsQMyBwgAELEDEEMyAggAMgQIABBDMgIIADICCAA6CgguEOoCECcQkwI6BwgjEOoCECc6BAguECc6BAgjECc6BAguEEM6CAgAELEDEIMBOgoILhCxAxBDEJMCOgcILhCxAxBDOgoILhCxAxCDARBDOgYILhAKEEM6CgguELEDEBQQhwI6BQgAEJIDOgIILjoFCC4QsQM6CAguEMcBEKMCOggILhCxAxCDAVCbDljaIWCQJmgCcAB4AIABpgGIAd0IkgEDNS41mAEAoAEBqgEHZ3dzLXdperABCg&sclient=psy-ab&ved=0ahUKEwiBzKm02bXrAhVCSjABHZTxD8QQ4dUDCAg&uact=5

>> No.14627610

>>14625993

All of the flies wandering into his soy-gape eventually attracted a giant Bogan Spider that burrowed through his skull and laid eggs in his frontal cortex.

>> No.14627634

>>14626933
Imagine looking like this with your one chance on earth

>> No.14627635

>>14626557
How the FUCK does one have to get their achilles tendon removed by walking 5km.

>> No.14627637

>>14627019
Why are you so hateful bro

>> No.14627647

>>14627637
Jack is literally a piece of shit.

>> No.14627652

>>14627637
It's just facts. He's had two strokes, changed nothing, the third is on the way, and he's an objectively bad person who will go to Hell when he dies.

>> No.14627657

>>14627637
He's a hateful guy, so he attracts my hate. I'm not a Christian (nor is he, really), so do not forgive. Do not forget.

>> No.14627669

>>14627652
Whats the deep lore on Jack? Is there a wiki page you could feed me, I heard he used to beat his kid?

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>>14626441
She does all of it now! What the fuck, how old is he even? I'd be fucking mortified if I was as young as him and stuck in a buggy thing.

>> No.14627676

>>14627647
wait a second, literally a piece of shit?

>> No.14627681

How old is 'our'Jack and should we spoonfeed him marmite?

>> No.14627684

>>14627563
You mean like you?

>> No.14627691

>>14627669
There's a "down with Jack Scalfani" blog by some guy who furiously hates him, and an endless Kiwi Farms thread on him. There's a nearly dead cookingwithjack subplebbit too but it has some historical stuff.

>> No.14627694

What did Ja/ck/ or his wife do for work to afford his house and kids. Seriously I know fuck all about Jack lore but that's always perplexed me. Surely youtube money didn't pay for all of this?

>> No.14627695

>>14627669
He's from California but moved to Alabama to get away from gay people.

>> No.14627700

>>14627694
Jack was a radio DJ and worked in production shit related to that.

>> No.14627702

>>14627695
Which is ironic considering he's obviously gay. He eats food like he's deep throating it.

>> No.14627709

>>14627669
https://downwithjackscalfani.wordpress.com/

>> No.14627711

>>14627669
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUvYcUbxzYI

>> No.14627713

>>14627700
I can see that he definitely has that look. Basically looks like all the radio DJs in my area, fat dumb boomers.

>> No.14627715

>>14627669
He has some old blogspot posts up from 2003 and around that time.

>> No.14627718

This is good lore too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_CnVFFMpYc&list=LLILRn8W8nilP8n0xSTpMHeQ&index=119&t

>> No.14627741

Next: Jack is chasing Bigfoot in his wheelchait at night while eating a sub.

>> No.14627748

Good lore-posting, I get the pichur now.
I bet 2020's gonna take Jack, just like it took ReviewBrah's average day video from us.

>> No.14627753

>>14627635
It's called never exercising

>> No.14627758

>>14627694
Jack has been doing YouTube since 07. Before that he worked for an entertainment group and as a dj. His wife is an accountant or something like that but just got fired from her job and has started her own business. Jack makes next to nothing from his videos so they're probably fucked unless Tammy starts making the money she used to. And his son just got married at 18 and works at Chipotle

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>>14626045
u rly oughta lurk moar

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we as a typically happy american family, love to watch mr. Scalfino on the youthtubes.corn

>> No.14627780

>>14627772
What a diseased society we’ve become

>>14627777

>> No.14627831

>>14627373
Chilli. Not even a question.

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>>14627373
Oranges and chocolate