/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.14625475]

>just ordered 2 pounds of wings
Who here /comfy/

[Anonymous No.14625481]

>>14625475
i just kicked my wife down the stairs

[Anonymous No.14625492]

>>14625481
I just picked her up. You're a fucking monster.

[Anonymous No.14625503]

>>14625481
I usually go for the backhand, a timeless classic that really gets the point across.

[Anonymous No.14625508]

I just cooked 15 wings. Idk how much they weighed but I'd say I'm pretty comfy.

[Anonymous No.14625530]

>>14625475
3 pounds is my pb,did not feel comfy.

[Anonymous No.14625549]

>>14625530
I did 3 once when st Louis had unlimited wings, wanted to throw up and moving was uncomfortable

[Anonymous No.14625553]

>>14625492
Even when you pretend you're a simp. Kys

[Anonymous No.14625563]

>>14625475
So you got half a pound of meat half a pound of chicken skin and a pound of Bones.

[Anonymous No.14625587]

>>14625563
Yes and?

[Anonymous No.14625597]

How much crawfish is reasonable to eat by yourself? I shared 2lbs with my dad and we weren't anywhere close to satisfied

[Anonymous No.14625611]

>>14625597
I’m from leaf land and never had crawfish but if it’s anything like shrimp or scallops I could easily eat 2 pounds solo.

[Anonymous No.14625612]

>>14625587
no offense but if you want really meaty wings go hit your local Walmart that has a belly and just get a 3lb bucket of their wings. Their drumsticks are about the size of what chicken legs used to be before they started adding all the hormones.

[Anonymous No.14625615]

>>14625611
Take some shrimp and drop it in the mud and you have crawfish.

[Anonymous No.14625633]

>>14625475
Yeah, I’m thinking it’s kino

[Anonymous No.14626411]

>>14625597
NOLA here 5 lbs is par for the course
You get really nice prices if you buy in bulk. Helps if you have a big family

[Anonymous No.14626459]

>>14625475
I did up some fettuccine, drank a dark quad, and now I'm watching Star Trek and working on audio edits instead of going to bed with the missus because I'm too comfy to get up to get the remote, nevermind snuggle the heifer.

[Anonymous No.14626483]

>>14625481
I don't know how stupid you have to be to need to hit your wife. Just treat her like a child and she should start listening to you whenever you need to assert authority.

[Anonymous No.14626493]

>>14626411
Uptown rise up. Fuck you city queers and by water hipsters.

[Anonymous No.14626495]

>>14625633
>kino
Looks like shit. Fuck off and kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.14626543]

>>14625597
2.5 - 3 pounds per person is generally what people figure when having a party. Usually there are other things served with it.

>>14626411
I am also from New Orleans, I used to work uptown at the Mushroom

[Anonymous No.14626545]

>>14626493
Eat my swamp ass

[Anonymous No.14627783]

>>14625475
That is the worst beer I've ever had, hell, it isn't even beer. Is there a single Sleeman product that isn't outclassed by all of the other macro swill?

[Anonymous No.14627791]

>>14625633
>3 different beverages at once

[Anonymous No.14628843]

>>14627791
sometimes I max out around 4-5
>water
>alcohol
>tea/coffee
>milk

[Anonymous No.14628850]

>>14625633
Those aren't two pounds of wings, retard. You got jipped.

[Anonymous No.14628852]

>>14625612
>walmart that has a belly
Come again?

[Anonymous No.14628876]

>>14625612
>hit your local walmart
Those corporate fucks won't get a dime from me, although their deli is pretty good ngl

[Anonymous No.14628885]

>>14628852
Alcohol+ talk to text. Oops. Deli

[Anonymous No.14628888]

>>14628876
I'm still pissed off at them for not selling decent ammo anymore and I shop there as little as possible, but sometimes I have to go there. It's literally half the price to get my oil changed of anywhere else.

[Anonymous No.14628891]

>>14628888
Nice quads but do Americans really buy ammo?

[Anonymous No.14628899]

>>14628891
>oh jah hans just create some ammo out of scrap we have lying around
>*gun blows up the first time you try to fire it*