Bake your cheesecakes.

[Anonymous No.14619104]

No bake cheesecake recipes represent everything that could be wrong with the modern culinary landscape. You've taken a recipe for cake that was essentially baked cream cheese custard and turned into nothing but flavored cream cheese out of shear ineptitude. Seriously just apply yourself for once in your life, the only thing that a real cheesecake takes is time. Instead you're too lazy, fat, and impatient to make an actual cake so instead you're going to spoon raw cream cheese mixed with gelatin down your gullet and call it a day. Fuck you, you damnable swine.
-anon

[Anonymous No.14619117]

>>14619104
I've never eaten a cheesecake in my life, so I'll ask you: is there any difference in the flavour?

[Anonymous No.14619130]

>>14619117
its like acidic gelatin with some whey in it

[Anonymous No.14619138]

>>14619104
Käsekuche is a completely different cake from cheesecake. It doesn't even use cream cheese, but uses quark instead.

[Anonymous No.14619139]

>>14619117
Imagine a really good toasted bread vs a plain untoasted white bread.

Baking cheesecake toasts it and intensifies the flavor.

[Anonymous No.14619144]

>>14619104
But why, american cheesecake is awesome and also something distinctly american,
it shouln't be a crust per se just crushed Digestive that sticks to the goop sure it
shouldn't be eaten often but once or twice a year or every other year it always tastes
great

[Anonymous No.14619146]

>>14619117
Compare this image with any of those mushy looking imitation on the op and tell me one doesn't look better. And this is the most bland example of a proper cheesecake. It's basically baked custard, compare that to a block of sweetened cream cheese and you don't have to imagine one being better.

[Anonymous No.14619155]

>>14619146
No wait is that one of those warm Cheesecakes?

Sorry but I can't even manage one slice of those
I don't know what it is but it doesn't sit right with
me for some reason but frozen made from Philadelphia
god damn I will legit assault that cake

[Anonymous No.14619156]

>>14619144
New york cheesecake, the godfather of american cheesecake is a baked plain cheesecake. Even tasteless americans know the difference.
Just to make a point, real cheesecake is awful for you as well but it's also fucking worth it.

[Anonymous No.14619164]

>>14619155
Cheesecake is chilled after it's baked. It's not served warm you swine.

[Anonymous No.14619178]

>>14619155
Nah, it’s basque cheesecake and it’s fucking unbelievably good.
Pic related is mine that I made, my family devoured it and I had only these scraps left to even take a photo for my personal cook book.
Yes, it’s supposed to be burnt on the top, it’s literally called “burnt basque cheesecake”.

[Anonymous No.14619190]

>>14619164
lol but I mean it's not frozen like icecream

>>14619178
Ok that does look good but "frozen cheesecake" and
this one seems more like two completely different
"cakes" or are there some similarities?

[Anonymous No.14619205]

>>14619190
Frozen? Never seen frozen cheesecake, but they are supposed to be thoroughly chilled in the fridge.

[Anonymous No.14619209]

>>14619178
>yes it's supposed to give you cancer

[Anonymous No.14619220]

>>14619117
No fucking shit sherlock

[Anonymous No.14619226]

>>14619205
The ones made with Philadelphia cream cheese are
frozen they just melt in room temperature and fridge
won't fix it

[Anonymous No.14619227]

>>14619209
>He still believes
Do you still remember, all the time that has gone by?

[Anonymous No.14619230]

>>14619209
Wow what an absolute brainlet retard take. Cream cheese isn’t meat, you absolute idiotic cum stain.

[Anonymous No.14619236]

>>14619209
smoked foods, processed meats, cured meats and breathing urban air all give you cancer you fat titty bitch

[Anonymous No.14619239]

>>14619205
>Frozen? Never seen frozen cheesecake, but they are supposed to be thoroughly chilled in the fridge.
Confirmed for not understanding the joys of frozen cheesecake, which I have seen all my life. It doesn't freeze solid. It's esecially good dipped in chocolate.

[Anonymous No.14619240]

>>14619226
Sorry, but I have no idea what you’re talking about. I don’t buy premade garbage and I would never ever use that shit Philadelphia, only real Ricotta and Mascarpone from Italy (I live in the region, so it’s easily accessible and cheap).

[Anonymous No.14619251]

>>14619240
Me neither I don't have the recipe I just know it's philadelphia cream cheese
and Digestive crackers, I do not like cream cheese in the slightest but I really
like frozen cheesecake made with it

[Anonymous No.14619272]

>>14619239
But isn't the travel time from your plate to your mouth too long
if you have to dip your piece as well

[Anonymous No.14619276]

>>14619209
>>14619236
>>14619230
burned anything gives you cancer retards

[Anonymous No.14619288]

>>14619276
Acrylamide, PAHs, and HCAs form only with burnt meat and starches and even then it’s not proven they cause cancer at all.
Anyway, you’re a clueless retard and should probably pick up a book before you open your stupid mouth again.

[Anonymous No.14619289]

>>14619104
“Do you know what this person did (X) years ago” Yes you tell the story every time I see you, and to everyone you see. I don’t give a fuck shut your hole

[Anonymous No.14619361]

>>14619178
This looks like the cheese cakes you can find at Mexican bakeries

[Anonymous No.14619393]

>>14619190
>>14619239
We'll maybe you're just a fat piece of shit with no appreciation for actual food. Go back to your mcdonalds discussion thread you twat. I tried to help you, but clearly your tastes are too banal for real cheesecake.

[Anonymous No.14619424]

>>14619393
You are quoting two different people, not fat, love food prefer MAX over McD
and so on I mean I might try making a warm one some day it's just that I have
yet to taste one I liked while I love frozen cheesecake so I am not in a hurry

[Anonymous No.14619442]

>>14619424
They're not warm you mouthbreather, acquire reading comprehension.

[Anonymous No.14619463]

>>14619442
Compared to frozen they're fuckin' warm you mong

[Anonymous No.14619469]

>>14619220
Being nasty to people will never bring you happiness.

[Anonymous No.14619809]

>>14619104
I can't afford a stove

[Anonymous No.14619873]

I'd eat both because I am not a faggot such as OP

[Anonymous No.14619906]

>>14619104
cheesecake tastes like shit baked or not. Probably the lowest tier of desert. Cookie cake is better than cheesecake

[Anonymous No.14620163]

>>14619906
>eating Auschwitz style "cake"

Cheesecake, German of course, is the best cake.

[Anonymous No.14621743]

>>14619288
you were harsh, but you needed to be

[Anonymous No.14621752]

>>14619138
technically all cheesecakes use quarks anon

[Anonymous No.14621883]

I just watched the first video in OP's image. The guy still had to crumble a bunch of graham crackers and place them down for the crust, then mix together a bunch of dairy products.

How are these no-bake recipes more convenient? It seems like the most labor intensive parts of making a cheesecake are gathering the ingredients, mixing them and arranging them, and the cleanup of all the plates, pots, and pans involved. Placing a pan full of batter into the oven and setting a timer seems like the least labor intensive part of the recipe, so what's the logic justifying the existence of no-bake recipes?

[Anonymous No.14621923]

Cheesecake is fucking gross, worst dessert you could bring to a get together, literally fuck you if you do this.
>not bringing Flan

[Anonymous No.14621998]

>>14621883
Un-air-conditioned houses in summertime.

Or you’re cooking a roast in the oven, or something. And didn’t chill the cheesecake the night before.

[Anonymous No.14622571]

>>14619178
why is it so flat? when ive made basque cheesecake all the egg made it big and pillowy

[Anonymous No.14623495]

>>14619144
American cheesecake is baked. These cakes are literally mixed up cream cheese with gelatin, sugar, and vanilla extract. They're probably not the worst desert out there, but it's really silly to skip baking it due to incompetence. Everyone told me how hard it is to bake cheesecake yet I've never had an issue with mine.

[Anonymous No.14623514]

>>14619104
fuck you it tastes good

[Anonymous No.14623525]

>>14619178
>i like baked cheesecakes so much that i baked this one twice

[Anonymous No.14623562]

>>14619209
No, but your post definitely did

[Anonymous No.14623678]

>>14621752
rofl

>>14621883
Taste?

>>14623495
So why does the recipe I got in Florida say Philadelphia and freeze, it has nothing
to do with incompetence this family had a goddamn in-house chef and maids
but still preferred frozen over hot cheesecake (yes in relation to the frozen it's hot),
sure I bet there are a lot of ppl that make 'cause they can't make anything else
but our family brought the recipe back home and everyone over here seems to
love it (the fact that it's exotic and nothing like what is traditionally served might
have something to do with it) and as far as we are concerned this is american
cheesecake and warm cheesecake is German

[Anonymous No.14624153]

>>14623678
Probably some shitty recipe from the back of the Philadelphia box you numbskull. My grandfather was a multimillionaire with young girlfriends a la Hugh Hefner, and he still ate at Red Lobster and Olive Garden and bought frozen Jimmy Dean egg white sandwiches and sugar free snack packs. Money doesn't buy you good taste and doesn't necessarily undo your upbringing if you grew up eating certain things. Anyway COOKED cheesecake is American but you chill it before serving. No one serves cheesecake hot or frozen here. It is supposed to be chilled but not hard and cold and definitely not hot.

[Anonymous No.14624157]

>>14619469
What are you talking about I live to look down on stupid twats like you

[Anonymous No.14625005]

>>14619469
STFU and go back.