/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.14612949]

>*is best hard liquor in your path*

[Anonymous No.14612979]

>>14612949

[Anonymous No.14612982]

>Now made in a facility with ten floor-to-ceiling stills and equipment bottling 500 cases an hour, the brand recorded a sales volume of approximately 3.8 million 9 liter cases in the United States as of 2016.

I don’t think they can legally still call it “handmade”.

[Anonymous No.14612984]

I like taking vodka shots, it's like you're inhaling raw power

[Anonymous No.14612985]

these are not gin

[Anonymous No.14612986]

... as opposed to soft liquor?

[Anonymous No.14612989]

>>14612982
I'm pretty sure "handmade" has no legal definition and can thus be applied to literally anything
much like "surgical steel"

[Anonymous No.14612992]

nothing beats home made schnaps

[Anonymous No.14612997]

>>14612984
It's actually raw poison, but whatever floats your boat. Try smoky whisky if you actually want to grow hair chest.

[Anonymous No.14612998]

alcohol is fucking gay

[Anonymous No.14613000]

>Singlehandedly creates all the best tasting drinks in your path

[Anonymous No.14613007]

>>14612949
>>14612979
imagine being this wrong

[Anonymous No.14613022]

Costco's domestic vodka is just rebranded Tito's

[Anonymous No.14613026]

>>14613007
>>14612979
>not trusting the alcoholic experts

[Anonymous No.14613030]

>>14612949
>is absolute shit but cornered the mind-share market with gimmicky paper donuts
Reyka for fancy, Russian Standard for every day
simple as

[Anonymous No.14613040]

>>14612949
>paying 5x for a meme label

[Anonymous No.14613078]

>best bang for your buck and tastes decent

[Anonymous No.14613084]

>>14613078
smirnoff sucks, at that price range get dutchcraft

[Anonymous No.14613102]

>>14613084
i am canadian i dont have the right to buy anything cheaper

[Anonymous No.14613177]

>>14612949
>texan cornshit
>>14612979
fpbp

[Anonymous No.14613204]

>>14613000
does Dekuyper change their bottle like every single year?

[Anonymous No.14613228]

People always wince when I tell them that my preferred hard liquor is vodka. It gets you drunk fast and it doesn’t taste too bad. Literally every kind of tequila I’ve had tastes like it was made from an old shoe

[Anonymous No.14613233]

>>14613228
>Literally every kind of tequila I’ve had tastes like it was made from an old shoe
it's part of the appeal

[Anonymous No.14613256]

>>14613102
Silent Sam, faggot. Stop buying cornshit when we have a domestic equivalently-priced real vodka.

[Anonymous No.14613272]

>>14613007
based дeбил

[Anonymous No.14613292]

>>14612997
>le real men drink whiskey meme
I tip my hat to you sir, may upvotes and beard care products always be with you

[Anonymous No.14613314]

Mellow corn, it's 10 bucks

[Anonymous No.14613325]

>>14613292
You could have just been the bigger man and ignored the underage faggot.

[Anonymous No.14613823]

>>14613026
This is the only real answer in this thread

[Anonymous No.14613835]

Bow down, piggy.

[Anonymous No.14613848]

>>14613835
Do you get paid every time you post this, or is it just a hobby?

[Anonymous No.14613864]

>>14613848
I assure you I'm not the only one who buys that brand of booze.

[Anonymous No.14613878]

>>14612949
Obviously retarded to compare different types of liquor, but among vodkas I've been digging Svedka lately.

I might give Tito's a try, but it's double the price of Svedka. Honestly insane to spend that much on vodka. It's not gonna be twice as nice

[Anonymous No.14613920]

>>14613864
Not what I was implying.

[Anonymous No.14613929]

>>14613007
giga based and only correct answer.

[Anonymous No.14613932]

>>14613920
>Google "Wild Turkey 101"
>download image
>post it on /ck/

[Anonymous No.14614060]

>>14613040
>Feeling like shit the next day
Taaka was my go-to in high school but there are better options for not much more.

[Anonymous No.14614095]

>>14612982

It's American

Where common sense labeling laws and honesty don't exist.

They could call it Champagne if they wanted to and sell it in the US

[Anonymous No.14614107]

>>14613932
not him, but six of those posts are exactly the same

[Anonymous No.14614125]

>>14613835
Wild turkey pairs well with cocaine

[Anonymous No.14614128]

>>14612949
Titos is the shit. I love me some good corn vodka. Drinking some right now.

[Anonymous No.14614129]

>>14613007
based

[Anonymous No.14614143]

>>14613007
>>14613272
>>14613929
>>14614129
>drinking globohomo Latvian cumswill

[Anonymous No.14614145]

>>14614107
In Anon's defense I Googled the exact wording he mentioned and that pic with those dimensions was the 2nd result. Wouldn't surprise me if it was the same dude though.

[Anonymous No.14614163]

[Anonymous No.14614165]

>>14614145
Except that image is named "brbon_wil3.jpg", unlike that samefag.

[Anonymous No.14614177]

>>14614143
found the ukrainian

[Anonymous No.14614215]

>>14614165
Nice catch. Wild Turkey 101 is exactly what I would expect someone to rename the file but yeah that's almost certainly the same dude.

[Anonymous No.14614528]

>>14612949
It's the best cheap vodka in my path, but I've got some kick ass oaked rakia, and some 100 proof sambuca on a slightly easier-to-reach shelf.

Tito's is pretty good though. I like it better than Goose and Belvedere - probably because it's slightly sweet.

[Anonymous No.14614536]

>>14612949
Fuck you I can buy 2 fifths of wild turkey for the same price as that sclock.

[Anonymous No.14614538]

vanilla vodka, prune juice, some liquid smoke and wa la, there's your islay scotch

[Anonymous No.14614541]

>>14614536
Where are you? Tito's is a buck cheaper here.

[Anonymous No.14614551]

All vodka tastes the same, imagine literally pissing your money down the drain because you fell for boomer marketing memes. Sad!

[Anonymous No.14614560]

>>14614538
Single most retarded post I have ever read on any website ever.

[Anonymous No.14614568]

>>14614215
Everything about Kadco makes it seem fake as fuck, to the point where it's probably real.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XehwSM9n_Ko

[Anonymous No.14614569]

>>14614560
ron swanson is upset

[Anonymous No.14614570]

>>14614551
Some are better than others. All are better than Trump posting.

[Anonymous No.14614576]

>>14614551
Go back to chugging your grape lean.

[Anonymous No.14614642]

>>14614570
still voting t____!

[Anonymous No.14614854]

>>14614642
titos?

[Anonymous No.14614927]

>>14614568
No kidding, it's surreal. I've considered trying to get my hands on some of their stuff but I'm worried I'll go blind.

[Anonymous No.14614944]

>>14612949
Why would you drink hand sanitizer when you can drink something with actual flavor?

[i hate women No.14614959]

>>14614944
because flavor is for faggots, women and children

[Anonymous No.14614981]

>>14612949
demonstrably wrong

[Anonymous No.14615018]

>>14614944
looks cool but if i want flavor i just get some dark mead or a silly mixed drink

[Anonymous No.14615042]

>>14614981
I just had some. Kudos to those fags for not raising their price once they got popular.

[Anonymous No.14615128]

It's all gone now but damn it was good while it lasted.

[Anonymous No.14615162]

Taste is subjective. Who are you to tell me what's the "best"? Grow up fag

[Anonymous No.14615197]

>hard liquor
bad meme, drink real drinks

[Anonymous No.14615202]

>>14615197
prove it

[Anonymous No.14615253]

>>14612998
lol surprisingly based

[Anonymous No.14615288]

>>14615197
Sometimes a porter or a gewurtztraminer is the drink for the job, other times it's two fingers of scotch, or a margarita. Why set limits?

[Anonymous No.14615432]

titos is meme garbage. wretched fucking hangover every fucking time

[Anonymous No.14615440]

>>14615432
Stop overdoing it

[Anonymous No.14615505]

>>14612949
I'm convinced that most people can't tell the difference between most vodka. I worked at a BBQ place and I walked in on the owner pouring Burnett's into a Grey Goose bottle. I didn't work bar, but I never heard of any customers bitching about it.

[Anonymous No.14615744]

>>14615505
most people aren't drinking it straight. Even then, it's all very similar - some have a bit more burn, or a bit more sweetness, a little bit of sourness or bitterness from tweaking the water it's bottled with, or even a very slight bit of fruit or funk from higher weight alcohols or the slightest whiff of an ester or two.

[Anonymous No.14615873]

I know one of you richfags have tried this. Is it good?

[Anonymous No.14615881]

>>14612949
Vodka made from corn? nah, wheat vodka wins

[Anonymous No.14615887]

>>14613920
Holy moly

[Anonymous No.14615888]

It's time to stop pretending you can tell the difference between vodkas.

[Anonymous No.14615908]

>>14615888
you can definitely tell the difference between corn, wheat and potato vodkas though

[Anonymous No.14615919]

>>14615888
it's time to stop pretending you're old enough to use 4chan

[Anonymous No.14615923]

>>14615908
Bull fucking shit. If I were to blind taste test you you'd fail. It's okay to admit. I'd fail too.

>>14615919
I'm 33.

[Anonymous No.14615930]

>>14615923
then you should BE ABLE TO DISTINGUISH DIFFERENT VODKAS UNLESS YOU DON'T DRINK ENOUGH TO TALK ABOUT IT

[Anonymous No.14615947]

>>14615930
I only drink Old Grand Dad 114.

[Anonymous No.14615950]

>>14615888
>>14615923
Not all vodkas are tasteless partytrash mixershit.

[Anonymous No.14616012]

>>14615873
It's good, but about 40 dollars too expensive
for the money, I'd rather have 3-4 of the rare breed/single barrel

[Anonymous No.14616014]

>>14615950
If it's not tasteless it's not vodka.

[Anonymous No.14616032]

>>14616014
Boomer myth that comes from drinking too much trash vodka.

[Anonymous No.14616052]

>drinking hard liquor

[Anonymous No.14616060]

>>14616052
Hi, I know you might be new here, but did you know you can HIDE threads about topics you don't care for?

[Anonymous No.14616075]

>Hi, I know you might be new here, but did you know you can HIDE threads about topics you don't care for?

[Anonymous No.14616080]

>>14616032
Vodka that taste like something is called gin.

[Anonymous No.14616150]

>>14612986
Based retard

[Anonymous No.14616166]

>>14616052
what a faggot you are, son

[Anonymous No.14616185]

Titos is fucking foul, even by vodka standards.

[Anonymous No.14616261]

>>14612998
I’m laying in bed at 2:45am next to my drunk wife because she invited her fun as friends over to get drunk. Alcohol is so fucking lame. I never enjoy it.

[Anonymous No.14616263]

Don’t mind me just posting the best vodka you can possibly get dollar for dollar

[Anonymous No.14616266]

>>14616261
Dumbass friends* clearly I drank too much. Still fucking gay

[Anonymous No.14616270]

>>14616080
Ahahah, no.

[Anonymous No.14616295]

>>14612949
Vodka is technicall a hard liquor?

[Anonymous No.14616341]

>>14614095
Having regulations would be commie

[Anonymous No.14616477]

>>14616295
All distilled beverages except those of very low proof are considered hard liquor.

[Anonymous No.14616484]

>>14616477
Would you consider soju hard liquor? It's distilled, but not a cocktail, but it's like 18-22%.

[Anonymous No.14616493]

>>14616484
In the US, it's legally considered the same as any other spirit, with some variance by state. I personally think it's just on the cusp of being hard liquor, if it were watered down any further it wouldn't be.

[Anonymous No.14616499]

>>14614541
Murrka motherfucker.

[Anonymous No.14616509]

>>14616499
Different states have different taxes, moron.

[Anonymous No.14616533]

>>14616484
It can really depend with soju. Some flavored varieties can go down to like 11%

[Anonymous No.14616799]

>>14612949
It's one of the better non-whisky spirits for sure.

[Anonymous No.14617261]

>>14614944
This bottle right here is the worst experience with alcohol I ever had. Extremely overpriced cough syrup for pretentious faggots who never had an actual rum in their life giving it good reviews and make others believe they drink some high class stuff. It's the Jack Daniels of rums, but that at least has a price fitting it, unlike this black goo from Prometheus. Avoid like plague.

[Anonymous No.14617638]

>>14615881
Theoretically, the end result should be the same from any grain... It isn't (not exactly anyway), but it should be.

[Anonymous No.14618150]

>>14616484
Soju can get up to like 50%. You never see people drinking those outside of Asia though because they smell/taste like nail polish.

[Anonymous No.14619280]

Making alfredo tonight. Using cream, butter, parm, an egg and nutmeg. What am I missing?

[Anonymous No.14619479]

>>14619280
vodka in the sauce

[Anonymous No.14619537]

>>14612997

Even women are starting to realize that you don't become a man as a result of drinking whisky, growing a fat beard, and dousing everything in hot sauce.

You drink whisky, have a fat beard, and douse things in hot sauce as a result of being a man.