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14609659 No.14609659 [Reply] [Original]

What's the best plate
and why is it the Keyboard?

>> No.14609667

>>14609659
lmao rofl XD

>> No.14609674

does having lights on a keyboard make you feel like a 1337 h4xx0r?

>> No.14609675
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14609675

look at how well it holds this cheese

>> No.14609691
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>>14609674
No it makes me feel like a pro GAMER

>> No.14609745
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truly top tier

>> No.14609784

>>14609745
Slotts truly is patriciantier, how's you grandma and weren't you supposed to be somewhere today or did you forget?

>> No.14609794
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>>14609784
I think you're confusing me with someone else.

>> No.14609797

brie tastes like cum smells

>> No.14609801

>>14609659
>>14609675
>>14609691
>>14609745
You should eat more vegetables

>> No.14609804

>>14609794
Perhaps

>> No.14609818
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>>14609801
ok

>> No.14610148
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>>14609804
hmm

>> No.14610158

based thread

>> No.14610217
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>>14610158

>> No.14610223
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>>14609659
nigga i hope you're using this as an excuse to clean your keyboard, shit lookin grimy b

>> No.14610240

>>14609659

OP, does your keyboard eventually develop a "seasoning", like a cast iron pan, that imparts extra flavor to the food? Also, does running the LEDs extra bright help to keep the food warm?

>> No.14610296
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>>14610223
we haven't even gotten to the best pics yet friend

>> No.14610327
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>>14610296
you deadass

>> No.14610337
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>>14610240
yea kind of

>> No.14610621

>>14610148
Hmm indeed but now you made me want to check the freezer to see if I have any of those that would be sweet

>> No.14610630

>>14610621
Do you?

>> No.14610643

>>14609675
Why a whole wheel?

>> No.14610666
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>>14609659

>> No.14610668

>>14609675
>biting directly into an entire wheel of brie

I'm ashamed of sharing a website with disgusting savages like you.

>> No.14610699

>>14610630
Nope, only had without garlic butter, I can't understand why I ever bought them in the first place they'll just sit there until I move I guess then I guess it's that dudes problem

>> No.14610745
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>>14609659
I'd rather eat food off of some yummy toes! That's the plate for me!

>> No.14610797

>>14610745
I would pay for this unironically

>> No.14610824

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XD

LELELE SO FUCKING
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EPIC
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>> No.14610825

where's the fucking gravy? sauce us up bro

>> No.14610832

>>14610699
Sorry to hear that.

>> No.14610836

>>14610824
>2020
>post-funny 4chan

>> No.14610839
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>> No.14610853

>>14609797
This nigga smelling his cum

>> No.14610858

>>14610839
Ouch, and that’s one of the ones with the good keyboards.

>> No.14610869

>>14610824
Yikes

>> No.14610898
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14610898

Here's another pic before bed

>> No.14610915

>>14610858
Nah, the good keyboards stopped being made way before that gen I hope they haven't been making even worse ones.

>> No.14610944

>>14610337
>4 burgers
You must be a fat bitch. A fat white bitch.

>> No.14611135

>>14610944
checked. this shit made me laugh for like 90 seconds. thanks.

>> No.14611283

>>14610836
Have you forgotten? No fun allowed anymore, only politics and unironic racism.

>> No.14611290

those hot lights are gonna burn thefood fucking idiot

>> No.14612314
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>>14610944
Just because I eat a lot doesn't mean I'm fat

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>>14611290
they had just the right amount of crisp

>> No.14612380
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14612380

my IBM Thinkpad was always the best plate

>> No.14612387
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>>14612380
that's pretty sweet dude

>> No.14612423
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>>14610745
I'm not even a footfag but something about this image is extremely enticing

>> No.14612651
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14612651

mmm keyboard sushi

>> No.14612752
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14612752

I was on a burger kick for awhile

>> No.14612768

>>14610668

Nah, this is the exact reason why you come here. This is why any of us come here.

>> No.14612797
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14612797

Yes, we all come here to see the world for how it truly is.

>> No.14612920

>>14610668
IT'S THE SUMMER OF GEORGE BABY

>> No.14612975

BASED

>> No.14613005
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14613005

The top of flat screens was made for holding food

>> No.14613043
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>>14613005
that's pretty impressive

>> No.14613050

>>14609659
Terrible keyboards do make the best plates.

>> No.14613312
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>>14613050
very true

sometimes you just gotta add some extra flavor

>> No.14613338

>>14613005
>anon sips his fresh cup of semen

>> No.14613349

now use your keyboard to hold a steaming hot cup of coffee

>> No.14613376

>>14609659
Do you recommend a textured space bar?

>> No.14613380

>>14609659
This is someone who never had a girl stay the night

>> No.14613414

Is this like a fetish or something

>> No.14613417
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>>14613376
its a fucking space bar you faggot

>> No.14613442
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>>14613380
Well yea I don't want the women I pump and dump knowing where I live

>> No.14613496

PLEASE post feet

>> No.14613513

Ever since I ruined a MacBook Pro by spilling Hurricane Malt Liquor on it I've been pretty careful about eating and drinking around the computer

>> No.14613530

why are you like this OP?

>> No.14613536
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14613536

like what anon?

>> No.14613547

>>14613513
I dumped a rum and coke on my T60 once, but the keyboard and case is cleverly designed to drain any fluids away from the important components so you can turn it off and pull it apart before any damage is done. It's a good thing Thinkpads are easy enough to take apart and clean even while drunk.

>> No.14613548

>>14613417
yeah and it is textured, retard.

>> No.14613575

>>14613312
MA'AM!!
WHY?

>> No.14613606

>>14613575
Well I was posting some grocery pics and someone asked me what those silver squares were so I showed them.

>> No.14613644

from the first pic I could tell you were an aussie, the others confirmed that. fuck I love you, lets share a keyboard dinner date sometime anon

>> No.14613799
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>>14613644
hmm idk, how cute are you?

>> No.14613852

>>14612423
I myself am looking at the edible ass.

>> No.14613992

>>14611283
Imagine outing yourself as a newfag tumblr immigrant. kys

>> No.14614044

>>14609794
that looks like helgas, or that other brand thats the same but with a different name.

>> No.14614094

>>14613799
why are you up at such weird times keyboard anon? you started posting at like 5am in sydney time

>> No.14614100

>>14614094
wait, you've been posting all night. well suns up, time to sleep?

>> No.14614191

>>14610898
best one prob, decent thread and keyboard-plate gallery anon. godspeed

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>>14614094
idk it the weekend and stuff

>>14614191
thanks anon

>> No.14614383

This is very provocative, you should see if some Jewish art gallery wants any of these pics.

>> No.14614606

Yes it ameks a good plate but can your keyboard make a good straw?

>> No.14614813
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>>14614606
>>14614383
hmm...

>> No.14614966
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14614966

Welp here's the final one for now

>> No.14615191

All this food in one sitting

>> No.14615915

>>14615191
first 8 numbers in the image names look like date in yyyymmdd to me, so probably not.

>> No.14615936

/ck/ is unironically the best board

>> No.14616153

>>14613799
I'm kind of cute, i was hoping you were the cute one though

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>>14613496

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>>14609659
Pic related is washable, as in in the sink under water, the American version has a cup holder.

>> No.14616310

>>14616298
ok?

>> No.14616319

>>14616250
dilate and kys

>> No.14616324

Keyboards are disgusting keyboard anon
>>14616250
>programming socks
Oh okay, carry on then

>> No.14616342

>>14609659
are you fat?

>> No.14616355

>>14609818
Can anyone else see that face in the thumb-nail?

>> No.14616377

>>14613442
Your hands already know where you live.

>> No.14616472

>>14616250
What state you in? I'm in SA, you're pretty cute anon

>> No.14616489

>>14613442
knowing how you live*

>> No.14616530

>>14610944
What’s wrong with being a fat white bitch? Better than being a physically fit nigger

>> No.14616547

>>14609659
>that pasteurized shitty """""""brie"""""""

>> No.14616553

>>14609659
>>14609675
>>14609691
>>14609745
>>14609794
>>14609818
>>14610148
>>14610217
>>14610296
>>14610337
>>14610898
>>14612314
>>14612369
>>14612387
>>14612651
>>14612752
>>14612797
>>14613043
>>14613312
>>14613417
>>14613442
>>14613536
>>14613799
>>14614261
>>14614813
>>14614966
>OP buys new cheap 15-20$ keyboard
>throws food on it every day to take pictures and post it on 4chan
>illogically takes food from whatever container it's in to put it on the keyboard
All the food OP posted are things people wouldn't put on a plate of they didn't have to
>you can see how keyboard goes from clean to progressively dirty
If he had always been doing this his keyboard would have been dirty to begin with
>there is even a picture where the keyboard looks like it's not plugged in
OP doesn't even use that keyboard, he's a fag. Move on.

>> No.14616563

>>14616553
I mean, that particular Corsair is something like $90+ or so new. That being said, I've seen far filthier keyboards in use. Some people just don't empty their keyboard candy.

>> No.14616582

>>14616553
>>there is even a picture where the keyboard looks like it's not plugged in
They keyboard literally lights up, you can see that it's plugged in.

>> No.14616634

>>14612369
>playstation
suddenly this thread makes a lot of sense

>> No.14616706

>>14613536
>>14610898
based ausfat

>> No.14616710

>>14612423
Me neither, but if I had to guess, it's that most peoples feet are gross, and hers are soft, perfect skin.

>> No.14616716

definitely someone from cuckbourne

>> No.14616878

>>14609659
Jeffery eats his own cum

>> No.14617848

>>14616250
That's a man, baby.

>> No.14617927
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14617927

I'm more partial to the floor keyboard myself

>> No.14617931

>>14609659
You have the same keyboard as me

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>>14609675
Based brie eater

>> No.14617952

>these are the people you post with

>> No.14617969

>>14609784
>Slotts

My fucking nigger right there. Greatest mustard of the North. Though lately I'm back to using German mustard from a local place.

>> No.14618041
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14618041

finish it of with my cancer water of choice

>> No.14618055

oh my fucking god why are you wrecking an expensive ass keyboard for memes? dipshit.

>> No.14618112
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>>14618055
>he doesnt spend twenty a month on second hand goodwill keyboards to beat when he gets mad at games
lol broke ass

>> No.14618125

>>14618112
>putting food on a used second hand keyboard
slob

>> No.14618171

>>14618112
>being so mad at games you break keyboards
Literal retard

>> No.14618201

>>14609659
R u a grill

>> No.14618462

>>14618112
you're a liar you're a liar your a FUCKING LIAR

>> No.14619067

What's up Tim allen