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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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14609424 No.14609424 [Reply] [Original]

Why are you not currently filming yourself eating food for free ad revenue?

>> No.14609429

>>14609424
I'm not Nikocado Avocado although my asshole is equally elongated.

>> No.14609469
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>>14609424
I only share my meals with /ck/.

>> No.14609473

>>14609469
This is the most puke-worthy assemblage of things I've ever seen.

>> No.14609626

>>14609424
because im not a cute girl who cant get fat.

>> No.14609705

>>14609469
based fatass

>> No.14609711

>>14609424
>Why are you not currently filming yourself eating food for free ad revenue?
Because I have some self respect.
>>14609469
Is your waist size 3 digits?

>> No.14609718

>>14609424
Imagine the smell of her vinegary shits

>> No.14609721

>>14609469
the fucking Soylent is the point where Im thinking this is a work

>> No.14609786
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>>14609469
burger looks fucking vile

>> No.14609824

>>14609469
Thank you for sharing with us brother

>> No.14609860

>>14609469
You shouldn’t gorge yourself on food anon. Think of your blood pressure: :/

>> No.14609871
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>>14609424
Does anyone really want to see my 260 lb pasty white sausage roll XXXL dinner plate nipples ass eat a 12 pack of taco bell cinnabon delights with a bag of caramel bugels and a quart of whole milk

>> No.14609876

>>14609424
because i'm not a cunt

>> No.14609897

>>14609711
Nah he's a skinnyfat who can't get fat

>> No.14609927

>>14609469
You are a mess

>> No.14610149

>>14609469
you're the best thing to happen to this site this year. Every object you post is genius. Ja/ck/ posters take note. Burger placement, shit vodka, soylent, taco bell, mate? DQ VIII? These are the signs of a man who has crossed over to the other side. Look and enjoy.

>> No.14610172

>>14609469
don't ever stop posting bby

>> No.14610175
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>>14609424
Because no one wants to watch a middle aged, goth lady eat Trader Joe's dover sole, green beans, and pearl carrots while watching episodes of Time Team on YouTube.

>> No.14610185

>>14609469
Everything to the right of the duck chalice is based.

>> No.14610224

>>14609469
Everything to the left of the Starburst is based.

>> No.14610235

>>14609424
because I value my liver and I don't want diabetes

>> No.14610237

>>14609424
Because I'm not a thirsty degenerate weeb magnet.

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>> No.14610250

>>14610238
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaVPrOKLebg
He must be fed in order to prevent Armageddon..

>> No.14610264

>>14610238
cursed channel

>> No.14610335

>>14610238
What the absolute fuck

>> No.14610681

>>14609718
I want them all over my face

>> No.14610701

>>14609424
Probably because we aren't cute girls with bottomless stomachs.

>> No.14610758

I hate this fucking bitch for lying about our guy Nikocado Avocado

>> No.14610766

>>14609469
based TB anon dodging jannies like trannies dodge reality. what are your favorite custom TB orders after the recent menu nuke?

>> No.14610770

>>14609469
I think I've seen this one before. Is this another fake tb anon?

>> No.14610771

>>14610264
you have to go back

>> No.14610777

Because there are enough 40 year old bearded guys eating shit on YouTube

>> No.14610787

>>14610701
They all vomit this shit out or take laxatives. Vinigary shits isn't a meme.

>> No.14610789

>>14609626
They get fat but they puke it all out before it reaches their gal bladder.

>> No.14611005

>>14610789
Hot and double income pilled. One video for the eating crowd, one for the puking crowd.

>> No.14611012

>>14609424
>>14609626
metoo. and most of these mukbang ecelebs don't get paid by the makers of their food.

>> No.14611019

>>14610175
you're wrong
you're a girl so automatically have an audience of coomers who would watch you

>> No.14611828

>>14609469
>filename

>> No.14613112

>>14609469
>soylent

>> No.14613120

>>14609424
I feel deep shame regarding my eating habits

>> No.14613125

>>14609469
You’ll slip up again, eventually. I’d zoom in real nice and good before ever posting anything, mr fat.

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>>14609469
Oh no no no

>> No.14613578

>>14609424
how the fuck do these skinny little asians eat so much? I'm a big time enthusiastic eater and even in my best shape in my early 20s I've never been able to eat as much they do in their live streams.

>> No.14613602

>>14613144
What am I looking for here? I see a paper bag in the reflection.

>> No.14615146

>>14609469
Are you planning on not eating for a couple of days after this?

>> No.14615247

>>14609424
Because I'm not pretty or interesting enough for anyone to give a shit.

>> No.14615350

>>14609469
whats the temperature of the burger when you eat it? Like, has it been sitting out while you take it home?

>> No.14615365

>>14613578
They probably purge afterwards.

>> No.14615768

i've been thinking about mukbanging. not like the disgusting idea where you engorge yourself--just streaming yourself eating dinner so you're not completely lonely. i doubt anyone would watch, though, so i'd feel even more pathetic than if i just ate in front of the glow of some shitty anime like i usually do

>> No.14616081

>>14609871
Yes. If people will watch nikocado then they will watch ANYTHING

Most people are retards

>> No.14616086

>>14609424
>most of these mukbang whores don't even show their bellies after
what's the fucking point

>> No.14616091

>>14609424
i'm unattractive

>> No.14616233

>>14609424
honestly idk why everyone isnt recording videos of everything and paying for free views rn, you get paid for views and theyre way cheaper to buy than what you could make off of them. plus when your channel appears popular then you can get exclusive advert deals and they will be listed higher due to the views and will eventually promote themselves because of it

>> No.14616435

>>14610149
People complain a lot about how many fast food threads there are these days, but TB anon OC threads are the main thing I look forward to at this point when I open /ck/. That's an old image, btw.

>> No.14616464

>>14609424
I'm not a hot Asian woman.

>> No.14616580

>>14613144
What's wrong with Aberlour?

>> No.14616594

>>14609424
Only girls can get away with that kind of thing unless you're enough of a freak that you become a meme, in which case, you're still a freak. You're still free to try, but you won't get more than 216 viewers after 5 years.

>> No.14616602

>>14609424
Because while I do have tits, they are on a man, and not a thot.

>> No.14616608

>>14610250
the twenty first century was a mistake

>> No.14616636

>>14609424
I want some chicken fries now... Thank you asshole.

>> No.14616680

>>14616464

You could be if you tried hard enough.

>> No.14616729

>>14609424
Because as much of a fucking loser as I am i still have some self respect. "Mukbangs" are the most disgusting thing I've ever seen. Seriously who would want to associate themselves with some fat fuck stuffing their face with big macs. Makes me want to vomit.

>> No.14616730

The only mukbang person I watch occasionally is yuka kinoshita